Bob Officer

Note: Forwarded Ballot


On Tue, 1 May 2007 04:07:27 +0000 (UTC), in alt.usenet.kooks,
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <wrangler@caballista.org> wrote:



Here follows the one true ballot for the April 2007 Usenet Kook
Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:

* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
* you have officially been declared non-existent

Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on May 8th to cast your votes.
Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
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KOOK OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

gb6724@yahoo.com
L.W.(Bill) ------ II
Nightbat of alt.astronomy
None of the above
Abstain

CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Alt.Astronomy Saucerheads
Bozo de Niro of alt.comedy.standup
Gerald C Newton
"newschool" of soc.men
None of the above
Abstain

COWARD OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska
Linda Gore
Michael "Miguel" Cranston
PorchMonkey4Life
Steve "BowTie" Young
None of the above
Abstain

LOONEY MAROON AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Gerald C Newton
Linda Gore
MassiveProng, a.k.a. "NunYa Bidness"
Salvador Astucia
None of the above
Abstain

GOLDEN KILLFILE
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Dirk Bruere
Jerry Howe, a.k.a. "Puppy Wizard"
Rhonda Lea Kirk
None of the above
Abstain

JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ---- PINEAPPLE AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

MassiveProng, a.k.a. "NunYa Bidness"
Professeur Von TwoSteps
Respondant
None of the above
Abstain

BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Gerald C. Newton
Rhonda Lea Kirk
Neither of the above
Abstain

PALMJOB PADDLE
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Crash Street Kidd
PorchMonkey4Life
Professeur Von TwoSteps
None of the above
Abstain

TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Alex "Dink" Cain
Mike "Miguel" Cranston
Neither of the above
Abstain

VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Greysky
Tom Potter
Neither of the above
Abstain

GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Barbara Schwarz
Rhonda Lea Kirk & Michael "miguel" Cranston
Neither of the above
Abstain

GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Linda Gore
Steve Chaney
Neither of the above
Abstain

SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Bozo de Niro of alt.comedy.standup
Linda Gore
Neither of the above
Abstain

TAR & FEATHERS
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Barbara Schwarz
Honest John
Linda Gore
None of the above
Abstain

BUSTED URINAL AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Hagar
Robert "Mop Jockey" Wolfe
Neither of the above
Abstain

UNABOMBER SURPRISE
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

John Fields
Johnny "Top Cop" Wizard
MCP of soc.men
None of the above
Abstain

BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

PorchMonkey4Life
YES
NO
Abstain

ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Michael "Howdy/TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt
Sylvia "PSYLVIA" Sullivan
Neither of the above
Abstain

BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Dr. Andrew B. Chung, trained by Flying Rat
Steve "BowTie" Young, trained by Lionel
Neither of the above
Abstain

EDMOND WOLLMANN MEMORIAL RUBBER TURKEY, EASTER SUNDAY 2007
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Dr. Andrew B Chung
Michael "Miguel" Cranston
PorchMonkey4Life
None of the above
Abstain

PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Fake Caballista/Alcatroll LART, Sean Monaghan and Cujo de Sockpuppet
Fake legal complaint to Google, Michael "Miguel" Cranston
Neither of the above
Abstain

HAMMER OF THOR
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Wally Anglesea
YES
NO
Abstain

OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
(Vote for one or abstain)

David Tholen
Michael "Miguel" Cranston
Nightbat of alt.astronomy
Abstain

OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
(Vote for one or abstain)

Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska
PorchMonkey4Life
Vito Kuhn, a.k.a. "Frito Kuhntroll"
Abstain

KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
(Vote for one or abstain)

Brad Guth
Dr. Andrew B. Chung
Linda Gore
Abstain

MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
(Vote for one or abstain)

Mike "Miguel" Cranston and Rhonda Lea Kirk
news.groups.proposals
Abstain

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Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow.
--
The Co-Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler of AUK
http://www.caballista.org/auk/index.html



--
Bob Officer
COOSN-266-06-01986
Hammer of Thor, Sept 2005