Wise up, guys. Jeeps are great for tooling around REAL SLOW in mud or snow
around the farm or leasurely rides into town.

For highway use, just buy a ------- car. Jeeps are tipsy sons'of bitches
so stay clear of me. I don't want to pile into your twisted heap when you
roll it over in my path. While I couldn't care less about your Redneck
skins, I do think your kids ought to have a go at life. So, for their
sake, tool around in your beloved Jeep all by yourself and leave the old
bag and the brats at home.