Re: CALL FOR NOMINATIONS: AUK Mascot and suggestions for new names for the PAP
 

In article <j4one31p7o9khtem5fkatfp4qh14b11ed7@4ax.com>, "A [Temporary] Dog" <AMungedTempdog@munged.see.sig> wrote:
>On Fri, 14 Sep 2007 08:09:04 +0000 (UTC), Cujo DeSockpuppet
><cujo@petitmorte.net> painted a red bull's eye on his forehead,
>ascended the altar of Fluffy and shouted:
>
>>Cassandra Incognito <a@b.invalid> wrote in
>>news:3%pGi.127009$xx1.109940@newsfe09.phx:
>>
>>> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
>>>> Due to the untimely death of Joseph Bartlo, the incumbent AUK Mascot,
>>>> may he rest in peace, it is necessary to call for a special election
>>>> to select his replacement to serve the rest of Bartlo's term.
>>>> Therefore, I'm calling for nominations.
>>>>
>>>> CALL FOR NOMINATIONS:
>>>>
>>>> Nominations are now open.
>>>>
>>>> Nominations/seconds will close on Sunday the 16th of September, 2007,
>>>> at 23:59:59 UTC.
>>>>
>>>> A special ballot, which will also include a referendum on what to do
>>>> with the award named after Mr. Bartlo, will be posted shortly after
>>>> the close of nominations.
>>>>
>>>> The usual Formosa & Galactic Killfile restrictions are in effect.
>>>> Additionally, a nominee will not be accepted for the ballot unless
>>>> he/she/it has posted to AUK within the last 60 days before this
>>>> poast.
>>>>
>>>> Also, keep in mind the description of the office while making the
>>>> nomination:
>>>>
>>>> "The AUK Mascot is AUK's pet kook or resident fanboi; reserved for
>>>> those rare kooks who usually seem to enjoy AUK's attention (or at
>>>> least tolerate roughhousing) and whose antics provoke wide------
>>>> amusement; elected annually, during the month of May, to serve a
>>>> one-year term.
>>>>
>>>> Should the AUK Mascot disappear from Usenet during his term for 60
>>>> days or more, the FNVW would then have the option to call for a
>>>> special recall election in which the MIA mascot would be replaced by
>>>> another suitable net.kook."
>>>>
>>>> Also, suggestions for renaming the Pathetic ---- Pineapple will be
>>>> welcomed on this thread.
>>>>
>>>> On behalf of Fluffy, I thank you for your input.
>>>
>>> After having suggested Bill ------ for this several times, I will in
>>> fact not propose him as it is now apparent he is afraid of AUK and
>>> repeatedly snecks it from posts in RAMJ+W. (I have substituted it for
>>> RAMD here to illustrate this.)
>>>
>>> Instead, I will nominate miguel, who seems to be more interested in
>>> AUK's than most other groups he frequents.
>>>
>>> As for Bartlo, while his death was tragic I see no reason to do more
>>> than add "Memorial" to the title, for his Usenet persona was as it
>>> was, and did set a standard by which others are judged to this day.
>>> However, if this is not acceptable I would advocate the alternate
>>> title "The Bill ------ Burning Emerods Award" as a substitute.
>>
>>You've gotta be my sockpuppet. You just stated my exact thinking.
>>
>>I'd thought of Spermwhale Russell but she fears AUK. Mind you, Ed
>>Wollmann has been getting brave and posting into AUK and alt.----nozzles
>>but he doesn't quite fit the bill, he's almost lamer than Dimmy.
>>
>>As for the renaming of the award, just add "memorial" to it. Something or
>>someone should remember the poor guy *somewhere*. He left his mark almost
>>no place else.
>
>Indeed, let us always remember the kooks that have gone before.

And praise the lord they walk among you.
Most of you do not even deserve a spit
compared to just about any "kook".

Think about that.

Kooks provide you with fluidity and a sense of unsupressed,
unhindered freedom.

They are the birds of peace flying high.

Respect them.

>>Nf na nygreangvir, V pna qbangr gur pbfg bs ohf sner gb gur Sebag Fg. Tlz
>>va uvf anzr.
>

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Re: CALL FOR NOMINATIONS: AUK Mascot and suggestions for new names for the PAP
 

In article <j4one31p7o9khtem5fkatfp4qh14b11ed7@4ax.com>, "A [Temporary] Dog" <AMungedTempdog@munged.see.sig> wrote:
>On Fri, 14 Sep 2007 08:09:04 +0000 (UTC), Cujo DeSockpuppet
><cujo@petitmorte.net> painted a red bull's eye on his forehead,
>ascended the altar of Fluffy and shouted:
>
>>Cassandra Incognito <a@b.invalid> wrote in
>>news:3%pGi.127009$xx1.109940@newsfe09.phx:
>>
>>> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
>>>> Due to the untimely death of Joseph Bartlo, the incumbent AUK Mascot,
>>>> may he rest in peace, it is necessary to call for a special election
>>>> to select his replacement to serve the rest of Bartlo's term.
>>>> Therefore, I'm calling for nominations.
>>>>
>>>> CALL FOR NOMINATIONS:
>>>>
>>>> Nominations are now open.
>>>>
>>>> Nominations/seconds will close on Sunday the 16th of September, 2007,
>>>> at 23:59:59 UTC.
>>>>
>>>> A special ballot, which will also include a referendum on what to do
>>>> with the award named after Mr. Bartlo, will be posted shortly after
>>>> the close of nominations.
>>>>
>>>> The usual Formosa & Galactic Killfile restrictions are in effect.
>>>> Additionally, a nominee will not be accepted for the ballot unless
>>>> he/she/it has posted to AUK within the last 60 days before this
>>>> poast.
>>>>
>>>> Also, keep in mind the description of the office while making the
>>>> nomination:
>>>>
>>>> "The AUK Mascot is AUK's pet kook or resident fanboi; reserved for
>>>> those rare kooks who usually seem to enjoy AUK's attention (or at
>>>> least tolerate roughhousing) and whose antics provoke wide------
>>>> amusement; elected annually, during the month of May, to serve a
>>>> one-year term.
>>>>
>>>> Should the AUK Mascot disappear from Usenet during his term for 60
>>>> days or more, the FNVW would then have the option to call for a
>>>> special recall election in which the MIA mascot would be replaced by
>>>> another suitable net.kook."
>>>>
>>>> Also, suggestions for renaming the Pathetic ---- Pineapple will be
>>>> welcomed on this thread.
>>>>
>>>> On behalf of Fluffy, I thank you for your input.
>>>
>>> After having suggested Bill ------ for this several times, I will in
>>> fact not propose him as it is now apparent he is afraid of AUK and
>>> repeatedly snecks it from posts in RAMJ+W. (I have substituted it for
>>> RAMD here to illustrate this.)
>>>
>>> Instead, I will nominate miguel, who seems to be more interested in
>>> AUK's than most other groups he frequents.
>>>
>>> As for Bartlo, while his death was tragic I see no reason to do more
>>> than add "Memorial" to the title, for his Usenet persona was as it
>>> was, and did set a standard by which others are judged to this day.
>>> However, if this is not acceptable I would advocate the alternate
>>> title "The Bill ------ Burning Emerods Award" as a substitute.
>>
>>You've gotta be my sockpuppet. You just stated my exact thinking.
>>
>>I'd thought of Spermwhale Russell but she fears AUK. Mind you, Ed
>>Wollmann has been getting brave and posting into AUK and alt.----nozzles
>>but he doesn't quite fit the bill, he's almost lamer than Dimmy.
>>
>>As for the renaming of the award, just add "memorial" to it. Something or
>>someone should remember the poor guy *somewhere*. He left his mark almost
>>no place else.
>
>Indeed, let us always remember the kooks that have gone before.

And praise the lord they walk among you.
Most of you do not even deserve a spit
compared to just about any "kook".

Think about that.

Kooks provide you with fluidity and a sense of unsupressed,
unhindered freedom.

They are the birds of peace flying high.

Respect them.

>>Nf na nygreangvir, V pna qbangr gur pbfg bs ohf sner gb gur Sebag Fg. Tlz
>>va uvf anzr.
>

--
Get yourself the most powerful tool for usenet you ever heard of.

Version 3.7.1 has been released.
It supports Sun's JVM and includes class files.
It is verified to work under Windows with Sun's JVM
and with Microsoft JVM/VM.
It is also verified to work under Linux.
Should also work under Unix.

NewsMaestro download page:
http://sourceforge.net/project/showf...roup_id=203356

Web page:
http://tarkus01.by.ru/

Note: You need to have JVM (Java Virtual Machine)
installed. Otherwise, the program won't run on some versions
of Windows. Try to run the program and if you see the
main window, it means you do have it installed already.

A quick search on the Internet will find it
easily. The file size should be around 5 megs.

You can try this one for starters:

http://www.java-virtual-machine.net/download.html

It should have links to sites that have it.

If you download and install Microsoft's version of JVM,
you can simply double click on NewsMaestro to run it.

JVM is available in Microsoft or Sun (original creator
of Java language) versions.

Visit sun.com to get it, if you can find it in all that
maze, and if you can even download jvm without the entire
development kit.

Re: CALL FOR NOMINATIONS: AUK Mascot and suggestions for new names for the PAP
 

In article <j4one31p7o9khtem5fkatfp4qh14b11ed7@4ax.com>, "A [Temporary] Dog" <AMungedTempdog@munged.see.sig> wrote:
>On Fri, 14 Sep 2007 08:09:04 +0000 (UTC), Cujo DeSockpuppet
><cujo@petitmorte.net> painted a red bull's eye on his forehead,
>ascended the altar of Fluffy and shouted:
>
>>Cassandra Incognito <a@b.invalid> wrote in
>>news:3%pGi.127009$xx1.109940@newsfe09.phx:
>>
>>> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
>>>> Due to the untimely death of Joseph Bartlo, the incumbent AUK Mascot,
>>>> may he rest in peace, it is necessary to call for a special election
>>>> to select his replacement to serve the rest of Bartlo's term.
>>>> Therefore, I'm calling for nominations.
>>>>
>>>> CALL FOR NOMINATIONS:
>>>>
>>>> Nominations are now open.
>>>>
>>>> Nominations/seconds will close on Sunday the 16th of September, 2007,
>>>> at 23:59:59 UTC.
>>>>
>>>> A special ballot, which will also include a referendum on what to do
>>>> with the award named after Mr. Bartlo, will be posted shortly after
>>>> the close of nominations.
>>>>
>>>> The usual Formosa & Galactic Killfile restrictions are in effect.
>>>> Additionally, a nominee will not be accepted for the ballot unless
>>>> he/she/it has posted to AUK within the last 60 days before this
>>>> poast.
>>>>
>>>> Also, keep in mind the description of the office while making the
>>>> nomination:
>>>>
>>>> "The AUK Mascot is AUK's pet kook or resident fanboi; reserved for
>>>> those rare kooks who usually seem to enjoy AUK's attention (or at
>>>> least tolerate roughhousing) and whose antics provoke wide------
>>>> amusement; elected annually, during the month of May, to serve a
>>>> one-year term.
>>>>
>>>> Should the AUK Mascot disappear from Usenet during his term for 60
>>>> days or more, the FNVW would then have the option to call for a
>>>> special recall election in which the MIA mascot would be replaced by
>>>> another suitable net.kook."
>>>>
>>>> Also, suggestions for renaming the Pathetic ---- Pineapple will be
>>>> welcomed on this thread.
>>>>
>>>> On behalf of Fluffy, I thank you for your input.
>>>
>>> After having suggested Bill ------ for this several times, I will in
>>> fact not propose him as it is now apparent he is afraid of AUK and
>>> repeatedly snecks it from posts in RAMJ+W. (I have substituted it for
>>> RAMD here to illustrate this.)
>>>
>>> Instead, I will nominate miguel, who seems to be more interested in
>>> AUK's than most other groups he frequents.
>>>
>>> As for Bartlo, while his death was tragic I see no reason to do more
>>> than add "Memorial" to the title, for his Usenet persona was as it
>>> was, and did set a standard by which others are judged to this day.
>>> However, if this is not acceptable I would advocate the alternate
>>> title "The Bill ------ Burning Emerods Award" as a substitute.
>>
>>You've gotta be my sockpuppet. You just stated my exact thinking.
>>
>>I'd thought of Spermwhale Russell but she fears AUK. Mind you, Ed
>>Wollmann has been getting brave and posting into AUK and alt.----nozzles
>>but he doesn't quite fit the bill, he's almost lamer than Dimmy.
>>
>>As for the renaming of the award, just add "memorial" to it. Something or
>>someone should remember the poor guy *somewhere*. He left his mark almost
>>no place else.
>
>Indeed, let us always remember the kooks that have gone before.

And praise the lord they walk among you.
Most of you do not even deserve a spit
compared to just about any "kook".

Think about that.

Kooks provide you with fluidity and a sense of unsupressed,
unhindered freedom.

They are the birds of peace flying high.

Respect them.

>>Nf na nygreangvir, V pna qbangr gur pbfg bs ohf sner gb gur Sebag Fg. Tlz
>>va uvf anzr.
>

--
Get yourself the most powerful tool for usenet you ever heard of.

Version 3.7.1 has been released.
It supports Sun's JVM and includes class files.
It is verified to work under Windows with Sun's JVM
and with Microsoft JVM/VM.
It is also verified to work under Linux.
Should also work under Unix.

NewsMaestro download page:
http://sourceforge.net/project/showf...roup_id=203356

Web page:
http://tarkus01.by.ru/

Note: You need to have JVM (Java Virtual Machine)
installed. Otherwise, the program won't run on some versions
of Windows. Try to run the program and if you see the
main window, it means you do have it installed already.

A quick search on the Internet will find it
easily. The file size should be around 5 megs.

You can try this one for starters:

http://www.java-virtual-machine.net/download.html

It should have links to sites that have it.

If you download and install Microsoft's version of JVM,
you can simply double click on NewsMaestro to run it.

JVM is available in Microsoft or Sun (original creator
of Java language) versions.

Visit sun.com to get it, if you can find it in all that
maze, and if you can even download jvm without the entire
development kit.

Re: CALL FOR NOMINATIONS: AUK Mascot and suggestions for new names for the PAP
 

almond@brothers.orgy (Almond) wrote:

>And praise the lord they walk among you.
>Most of you do not even deserve a spit
>compared to just about any "kook".
>
>Think about that.
>
>Kooks provide you with fluidity and a sense of unsupressed,
>unhindered freedom.
>
>They are the birds of peace flying high.
>
>Respect them.

Quiet, s0ck.

Re: CALL FOR NOMINATIONS: AUK Mascot and suggestions for new names for the PAP
 

almond@brothers.orgy (Almond) wrote:

>And praise the lord they walk among you.
>Most of you do not even deserve a spit
>compared to just about any "kook".
>
>Think about that.
>
>Kooks provide you with fluidity and a sense of unsupressed,
>unhindered freedom.
>
>They are the birds of peace flying high.
>
>Respect them.

Quiet, s0ck.

Re: CALL FOR NOMINATIONS: AUK Mascot and suggestions for new names for the PAP
 

almond@brothers.orgy (Almond) wrote:

>And praise the lord they walk among you.
>Most of you do not even deserve a spit
>compared to just about any "kook".
>
>Think about that.
>
>Kooks provide you with fluidity and a sense of unsupressed,
>unhindered freedom.
>
>They are the birds of peace flying high.
>
>Respect them.

Quiet, s0ck.

Re: CALL FOR NOMINATIONS: AUK Mascot and suggestions for new names for the PAP
 

almond@brothers.orgy (Almond) wrote:

>And praise the lord they walk among you.
>Most of you do not even deserve a spit
>compared to just about any "kook".
>
>Think about that.
>
>Kooks provide you with fluidity and a sense of unsupressed,
>unhindered freedom.
>
>They are the birds of peace flying high.
>
>Respect them.

Quiet, s0ck.

Re: CALL FOR NOMINATIONS: AUK Mascot and suggestions for new names for the PAP
 

Archie Leach <archie@antispam.ham> wrote:
>almond@brothers.orgy (Almond) wrote:
>
>>And praise the lord they walk among you.
>>Most of you do not even deserve a spit
>>compared to just about any "kook".
>>
>>Think about that.
>>
>>Kooks provide you with fluidity and a sense of unsupressed,
>>unhindered freedom.
>>
>>They are the birds of peace flying high.
>>
>>Respect them.
>
>Quiet, s0ck.
Quiet, s0ck.

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Re: CALL FOR NOMINATIONS: AUK Mascot and suggestions for new names for the PAP
 

Archie Leach <archie@antispam.ham> wrote:
>almond@brothers.orgy (Almond) wrote:
>
>>And praise the lord they walk among you.
>>Most of you do not even deserve a spit
>>compared to just about any "kook".
>>
>>Think about that.
>>
>>Kooks provide you with fluidity and a sense of unsupressed,
>>unhindered freedom.
>>
>>They are the birds of peace flying high.
>>
>>Respect them.
>
>Quiet, s0ck.
Quiet, s0ck.

--
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Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion",
as designated by Brad Guth
COOSN-266-06-39716

Re: CALL FOR NOMINATIONS: AUK Mascot and suggestions for new names for the PAP
 

Archie Leach <archie@antispam.ham> wrote:
>almond@brothers.orgy (Almond) wrote:
>
>>And praise the lord they walk among you.
>>Most of you do not even deserve a spit
>>compared to just about any "kook".
>>
>>Think about that.
>>
>>Kooks provide you with fluidity and a sense of unsupressed,
>>unhindered freedom.
>>
>>They are the birds of peace flying high.
>>
>>Respect them.
>
>Quiet, s0ck.
Quiet, s0ck.

--
Supreme Leader of the Brainwashed Followers of Art Deco
Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion",
as designated by Brad Guth
COOSN-266-06-39716