Re: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
It's a courtesy thing. He is going to defer to the Alpha Male, which is
you, until you are departed or too enfeebled to render assistance. After you left, he probably checked your work, but no one will tell you that. Earle "billy ray" <billy_ray@fuseSPAM.net> wrote in message news:1cdf5$43a85960$4831b233$23368@FUSE.NET... > LOL, Tough Love eh? > > What surprised me was her husband was there! > > -- > Billy_Ray@fuseSPAM.net (Remove the SPAM) > 2002 WJ Brilliant Black Crystal Pearl Coat > Helping is why we are all here on RAMJ+W, or should be. > . > "Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message > news:RpYpf.12223$iz3.5849@text.news.blueyonder.co. uk... > > It's your fault for fixing it and making their problem go away :-) > > > > Dave Milne, Scotland > > '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ > > > > "billy ray" <billy_ray@fuseSPAM.net> wrote in message > > news:ddff$43a851da$4831b233$19099@FUSE.NET... > >> Okay........ I just got home a little while ago. This morning, shortly > >> after dawn, I get a phone call that wakes me up. > >> > >> "Daddy the battery on my car is dead, can you come over?" > >> > >> Her 5 year old battery as been cranking slow for A MONTH NOW EVER SINCE > > THE > >> WEATHER TURNED COLD and today it finally gave up. > >> > >> Okay.... it is 12 degrees (-11C) outside plus the wind chill atop that. > >> They do not have a garage so I am standing in the snow removing the > > battery > >> from its compartment in the cowling. > >> > >> Is it kids or women? > >> -- > >> Billy_Ray@fuseSPAM.net (Remove the SPAM) > >> 2002 WJ Brilliant Black Crystal Pearl Coat > >> Helping is why we are all here on RAMJ+W, or should be. > >> . > >> > >> > > > > > > |
Re: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
It's a courtesy thing. He is going to defer to the Alpha Male, which is
you, until you are departed or too enfeebled to render assistance. After you left, he probably checked your work, but no one will tell you that. Earle "billy ray" <billy_ray@fuseSPAM.net> wrote in message news:1cdf5$43a85960$4831b233$23368@FUSE.NET... > LOL, Tough Love eh? > > What surprised me was her husband was there! > > -- > Billy_Ray@fuseSPAM.net (Remove the SPAM) > 2002 WJ Brilliant Black Crystal Pearl Coat > Helping is why we are all here on RAMJ+W, or should be. > . > "Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message > news:RpYpf.12223$iz3.5849@text.news.blueyonder.co. uk... > > It's your fault for fixing it and making their problem go away :-) > > > > Dave Milne, Scotland > > '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ > > > > "billy ray" <billy_ray@fuseSPAM.net> wrote in message > > news:ddff$43a851da$4831b233$19099@FUSE.NET... > >> Okay........ I just got home a little while ago. This morning, shortly > >> after dawn, I get a phone call that wakes me up. > >> > >> "Daddy the battery on my car is dead, can you come over?" > >> > >> Her 5 year old battery as been cranking slow for A MONTH NOW EVER SINCE > > THE > >> WEATHER TURNED COLD and today it finally gave up. > >> > >> Okay.... it is 12 degrees (-11C) outside plus the wind chill atop that. > >> They do not have a garage so I am standing in the snow removing the > > battery > >> from its compartment in the cowling. > >> > >> Is it kids or women? > >> -- > >> Billy_Ray@fuseSPAM.net (Remove the SPAM) > >> 2002 WJ Brilliant Black Crystal Pearl Coat > >> Helping is why we are all here on RAMJ+W, or should be. > >> . > >> > >> > > > > > > |
Re: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
It's a courtesy thing. He is going to defer to the Alpha Male, which is
you, until you are departed or too enfeebled to render assistance. After you left, he probably checked your work, but no one will tell you that. Earle "billy ray" <billy_ray@fuseSPAM.net> wrote in message news:1cdf5$43a85960$4831b233$23368@FUSE.NET... > LOL, Tough Love eh? > > What surprised me was her husband was there! > > -- > Billy_Ray@fuseSPAM.net (Remove the SPAM) > 2002 WJ Brilliant Black Crystal Pearl Coat > Helping is why we are all here on RAMJ+W, or should be. > . > "Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message > news:RpYpf.12223$iz3.5849@text.news.blueyonder.co. uk... > > It's your fault for fixing it and making their problem go away :-) > > > > Dave Milne, Scotland > > '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ > > > > "billy ray" <billy_ray@fuseSPAM.net> wrote in message > > news:ddff$43a851da$4831b233$19099@FUSE.NET... > >> Okay........ I just got home a little while ago. This morning, shortly > >> after dawn, I get a phone call that wakes me up. > >> > >> "Daddy the battery on my car is dead, can you come over?" > >> > >> Her 5 year old battery as been cranking slow for A MONTH NOW EVER SINCE > > THE > >> WEATHER TURNED COLD and today it finally gave up. > >> > >> Okay.... it is 12 degrees (-11C) outside plus the wind chill atop that. > >> They do not have a garage so I am standing in the snow removing the > > battery > >> from its compartment in the cowling. > >> > >> Is it kids or women? > >> -- > >> Billy_Ray@fuseSPAM.net (Remove the SPAM) > >> 2002 WJ Brilliant Black Crystal Pearl Coat > >> Helping is why we are all here on RAMJ+W, or should be. > >> . > >> > >> > > > > > > |
Re: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
It's YOUR fault.
Don't you know that yet? It's ALWAYS the man's fault. In this case, because you have not taught her to do it herself or insisted that she get it fixed before it became your problem or even insisted that she have a AAA card for just such an occasion. (tow it in, have it fixed and so on so you don't have to freeze your arse off) That's about the bottom line. Both of my daughters can do quite a bit with their own cars, it was part of the price they paid to learn how to drive. The youngest is really quite mechanical and was working as a service tech for about a year. On the other hand, it really IS a nice feeling to know that the little whelps love you and know they can depend on you when they are in trouble and it is always good for a big hug and an "I love you daddy". Maybe THAT's why she calls ya ... cause she loves ya! KJK "billy ray" <billy_ray@fuseSPAM.net> wrote in message news:ddff$43a851da$4831b233$19099@FUSE.NET... : Okay........ I just got home a little while ago. This morning, shortly : after dawn, I get a phone call that wakes me up. : : "Daddy the battery on my car is dead, can you come over?" : : Her 5 year old battery as been cranking slow for A MONTH NOW EVER SINCE THE : WEATHER TURNED COLD and today it finally gave up. : : Okay.... it is 12 degrees (-11C) outside plus the wind chill atop that. : They do not have a garage so I am standing in the snow removing the battery : from its compartment in the cowling. : : Is it kids or women? : -- : Billy_Ray@fuseSPAM.net (Remove the SPAM) : 2002 WJ Brilliant Black Crystal Pearl Coat : Helping is why we are all here on RAMJ+W, or should be. : . : : |
Re: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
It's YOUR fault.
Don't you know that yet? It's ALWAYS the man's fault. In this case, because you have not taught her to do it herself or insisted that she get it fixed before it became your problem or even insisted that she have a AAA card for just such an occasion. (tow it in, have it fixed and so on so you don't have to freeze your arse off) That's about the bottom line. Both of my daughters can do quite a bit with their own cars, it was part of the price they paid to learn how to drive. The youngest is really quite mechanical and was working as a service tech for about a year. On the other hand, it really IS a nice feeling to know that the little whelps love you and know they can depend on you when they are in trouble and it is always good for a big hug and an "I love you daddy". Maybe THAT's why she calls ya ... cause she loves ya! KJK "billy ray" <billy_ray@fuseSPAM.net> wrote in message news:ddff$43a851da$4831b233$19099@FUSE.NET... : Okay........ I just got home a little while ago. This morning, shortly : after dawn, I get a phone call that wakes me up. : : "Daddy the battery on my car is dead, can you come over?" : : Her 5 year old battery as been cranking slow for A MONTH NOW EVER SINCE THE : WEATHER TURNED COLD and today it finally gave up. : : Okay.... it is 12 degrees (-11C) outside plus the wind chill atop that. : They do not have a garage so I am standing in the snow removing the battery : from its compartment in the cowling. : : Is it kids or women? : -- : Billy_Ray@fuseSPAM.net (Remove the SPAM) : 2002 WJ Brilliant Black Crystal Pearl Coat : Helping is why we are all here on RAMJ+W, or should be. : . : : |
Re: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
It's YOUR fault.
Don't you know that yet? It's ALWAYS the man's fault. In this case, because you have not taught her to do it herself or insisted that she get it fixed before it became your problem or even insisted that she have a AAA card for just such an occasion. (tow it in, have it fixed and so on so you don't have to freeze your arse off) That's about the bottom line. Both of my daughters can do quite a bit with their own cars, it was part of the price they paid to learn how to drive. The youngest is really quite mechanical and was working as a service tech for about a year. On the other hand, it really IS a nice feeling to know that the little whelps love you and know they can depend on you when they are in trouble and it is always good for a big hug and an "I love you daddy". Maybe THAT's why she calls ya ... cause she loves ya! KJK "billy ray" <billy_ray@fuseSPAM.net> wrote in message news:ddff$43a851da$4831b233$19099@FUSE.NET... : Okay........ I just got home a little while ago. This morning, shortly : after dawn, I get a phone call that wakes me up. : : "Daddy the battery on my car is dead, can you come over?" : : Her 5 year old battery as been cranking slow for A MONTH NOW EVER SINCE THE : WEATHER TURNED COLD and today it finally gave up. : : Okay.... it is 12 degrees (-11C) outside plus the wind chill atop that. : They do not have a garage so I am standing in the snow removing the battery : from its compartment in the cowling. : : Is it kids or women? : -- : Billy_Ray@fuseSPAM.net (Remove the SPAM) : 2002 WJ Brilliant Black Crystal Pearl Coat : Helping is why we are all here on RAMJ+W, or should be. : . : : |
Re: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
"billy ray" <billy_ray@fuseSPAM.net> wrote in message news:1cdf5$43a85960$4831b233$23368@FUSE.NET... : LOL, Tough Love eh? : : What surprised me was her husband was there! : Yea BUT He isn't Daddy.... |
Re: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
"billy ray" <billy_ray@fuseSPAM.net> wrote in message news:1cdf5$43a85960$4831b233$23368@FUSE.NET... : LOL, Tough Love eh? : : What surprised me was her husband was there! : Yea BUT He isn't Daddy.... |
Re: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
"billy ray" <billy_ray@fuseSPAM.net> wrote in message news:1cdf5$43a85960$4831b233$23368@FUSE.NET... : LOL, Tough Love eh? : : What surprised me was her husband was there! : Yea BUT He isn't Daddy.... |
Re: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
But Men Are Just Happier People. Your last name stays put. The
garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier. Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it. God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/ Earle Horton wrote: > > No Dave, it's his fault for being male. I finally figured this out after > thirty years of marriage. > > Earle |
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