OT: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
 

Okay........ I just got home a little while ago. This morning, shortly
after dawn, I get a phone call that wakes me up.

"Daddy the battery on my car is dead, can you come over?"

Her 5 year old battery as been cranking slow for A MONTH NOW EVER SINCE THE
WEATHER TURNED COLD and today it finally gave up.

Okay.... it is 12 degrees (-11C) outside plus the wind chill atop that.
They do not have a garage so I am standing in the snow removing the battery
from its compartment in the cowling.

Is it kids or women?
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Re: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
 

It's your fault for fixing it and making their problem go away :-)

Dave Milne, Scotland
'91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ

"billy ray" <billy_ray@fuseSPAM.net> wrote in message
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> Okay........ I just got home a little while ago. This morning, shortly
> after dawn, I get a phone call that wakes me up.
>
> "Daddy the battery on my car is dead, can you come over?"
>
> Her 5 year old battery as been cranking slow for A MONTH NOW EVER SINCE
THE
> WEATHER TURNED COLD and today it finally gave up.
>
> Okay.... it is 12 degrees (-11C) outside plus the wind chill atop that.
> They do not have a garage so I am standing in the snow removing the
battery
> from its compartment in the cowling.
>
> Is it kids or women?
> --
> Billy_Ray@fuseSPAM.net (Remove the SPAM)
> 2002 WJ Brilliant Black Crystal Pearl Coat
> Helping is why we are all here on RAMJ+W, or should be.
> .
>
>

Re: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
 

It's your fault for fixing it and making their problem go away :-)

Dave Milne, Scotland
'91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ

"billy ray" <billy_ray@fuseSPAM.net> wrote in message
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> Okay........ I just got home a little while ago. This morning, shortly
> after dawn, I get a phone call that wakes me up.
>
> "Daddy the battery on my car is dead, can you come over?"
>
> Her 5 year old battery as been cranking slow for A MONTH NOW EVER SINCE
THE
> WEATHER TURNED COLD and today it finally gave up.
>
> Okay.... it is 12 degrees (-11C) outside plus the wind chill atop that.
> They do not have a garage so I am standing in the snow removing the
battery
> from its compartment in the cowling.
>
> Is it kids or women?
> --
> Billy_Ray@fuseSPAM.net (Remove the SPAM)
> 2002 WJ Brilliant Black Crystal Pearl Coat
> Helping is why we are all here on RAMJ+W, or should be.
> .
>
>

Re: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
 

It's your fault for fixing it and making their problem go away :-)

Dave Milne, Scotland
'91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ

"billy ray" <billy_ray@fuseSPAM.net> wrote in message
news:ddff$43a851da$4831b233$19099@FUSE.NET...
> Okay........ I just got home a little while ago. This morning, shortly
> after dawn, I get a phone call that wakes me up.
>
> "Daddy the battery on my car is dead, can you come over?"
>
> Her 5 year old battery as been cranking slow for A MONTH NOW EVER SINCE
THE
> WEATHER TURNED COLD and today it finally gave up.
>
> Okay.... it is 12 degrees (-11C) outside plus the wind chill atop that.
> They do not have a garage so I am standing in the snow removing the
battery
> from its compartment in the cowling.
>
> Is it kids or women?
> --
> Billy_Ray@fuseSPAM.net (Remove the SPAM)
> 2002 WJ Brilliant Black Crystal Pearl Coat
> Helping is why we are all here on RAMJ+W, or should be.
> .
>
>

Re: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
 

No Dave, it's his fault for being male. I finally figured this out after
thirty years of marriage.

Earle

"Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
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> It's your fault for fixing it and making their problem go away :-)
>
> Dave Milne, Scotland
> '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
>
> "billy ray" <billy_ray@fuseSPAM.net> wrote in message
> news:ddff$43a851da$4831b233$19099@FUSE.NET...
> > Okay........ I just got home a little while ago. This morning, shortly
> > after dawn, I get a phone call that wakes me up.
> >
> > "Daddy the battery on my car is dead, can you come over?"
> >
> > Her 5 year old battery as been cranking slow for A MONTH NOW EVER SINCE
> THE
> > WEATHER TURNED COLD and today it finally gave up.
> >
> > Okay.... it is 12 degrees (-11C) outside plus the wind chill atop that.
> > They do not have a garage so I am standing in the snow removing the
> battery
> > from its compartment in the cowling.
> >
> > Is it kids or women?
> > --
> > Billy_Ray@fuseSPAM.net (Remove the SPAM)
> > 2002 WJ Brilliant Black Crystal Pearl Coat
> > Helping is why we are all here on RAMJ+W, or should be.
> > .
> >
> >
>
>

Re: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
 

No Dave, it's his fault for being male. I finally figured this out after
thirty years of marriage.

Earle

"Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
news:RpYpf.12223$iz3.5849@text.news.blueyonder.co. uk...
> It's your fault for fixing it and making their problem go away :-)
>
> Dave Milne, Scotland
> '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
>
> "billy ray" <billy_ray@fuseSPAM.net> wrote in message
> news:ddff$43a851da$4831b233$19099@FUSE.NET...
> > Okay........ I just got home a little while ago. This morning, shortly
> > after dawn, I get a phone call that wakes me up.
> >
> > "Daddy the battery on my car is dead, can you come over?"
> >
> > Her 5 year old battery as been cranking slow for A MONTH NOW EVER SINCE
> THE
> > WEATHER TURNED COLD and today it finally gave up.
> >
> > Okay.... it is 12 degrees (-11C) outside plus the wind chill atop that.
> > They do not have a garage so I am standing in the snow removing the
> battery
> > from its compartment in the cowling.
> >
> > Is it kids or women?
> > --
> > Billy_Ray@fuseSPAM.net (Remove the SPAM)
> > 2002 WJ Brilliant Black Crystal Pearl Coat
> > Helping is why we are all here on RAMJ+W, or should be.
> > .
> >
> >
>
>

Re: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
 

No Dave, it's his fault for being male. I finally figured this out after
thirty years of marriage.

Earle

"Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
news:RpYpf.12223$iz3.5849@text.news.blueyonder.co. uk...
> It's your fault for fixing it and making their problem go away :-)
>
> Dave Milne, Scotland
> '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
>
> "billy ray" <billy_ray@fuseSPAM.net> wrote in message
> news:ddff$43a851da$4831b233$19099@FUSE.NET...
> > Okay........ I just got home a little while ago. This morning, shortly
> > after dawn, I get a phone call that wakes me up.
> >
> > "Daddy the battery on my car is dead, can you come over?"
> >
> > Her 5 year old battery as been cranking slow for A MONTH NOW EVER SINCE
> THE
> > WEATHER TURNED COLD and today it finally gave up.
> >
> > Okay.... it is 12 degrees (-11C) outside plus the wind chill atop that.
> > They do not have a garage so I am standing in the snow removing the
> battery
> > from its compartment in the cowling.
> >
> > Is it kids or women?
> > --
> > Billy_Ray@fuseSPAM.net (Remove the SPAM)
> > 2002 WJ Brilliant Black Crystal Pearl Coat
> > Helping is why we are all here on RAMJ+W, or should be.
> > .
> >
> >
>
>

Re: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
 

LOL, Tough Love eh?

What surprised me was her husband was there!

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..
"Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
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> It's your fault for fixing it and making their problem go away :-)
>
> Dave Milne, Scotland
> '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
>
> "billy ray" <billy_ray@fuseSPAM.net> wrote in message
> news:ddff$43a851da$4831b233$19099@FUSE.NET...
>> Okay........ I just got home a little while ago. This morning, shortly
>> after dawn, I get a phone call that wakes me up.
>>
>> "Daddy the battery on my car is dead, can you come over?"
>>
>> Her 5 year old battery as been cranking slow for A MONTH NOW EVER SINCE
> THE
>> WEATHER TURNED COLD and today it finally gave up.
>>
>> Okay.... it is 12 degrees (-11C) outside plus the wind chill atop that.
>> They do not have a garage so I am standing in the snow removing the
> battery
>> from its compartment in the cowling.
>>
>> Is it kids or women?
>> --
>> Billy_Ray@fuseSPAM.net (Remove the SPAM)
>> 2002 WJ Brilliant Black Crystal Pearl Coat
>> Helping is why we are all here on RAMJ+W, or should be.
>> .
>>
>>
>
>

Re: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
 

LOL, Tough Love eh?

What surprised me was her husband was there!

--
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2002 WJ Brilliant Black Crystal Pearl Coat
Helping is why we are all here on RAMJ+W, or should be.
..
"Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
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> It's your fault for fixing it and making their problem go away :-)
>
> Dave Milne, Scotland
> '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
>
> "billy ray" <billy_ray@fuseSPAM.net> wrote in message
> news:ddff$43a851da$4831b233$19099@FUSE.NET...
>> Okay........ I just got home a little while ago. This morning, shortly
>> after dawn, I get a phone call that wakes me up.
>>
>> "Daddy the battery on my car is dead, can you come over?"
>>
>> Her 5 year old battery as been cranking slow for A MONTH NOW EVER SINCE
> THE
>> WEATHER TURNED COLD and today it finally gave up.
>>
>> Okay.... it is 12 degrees (-11C) outside plus the wind chill atop that.
>> They do not have a garage so I am standing in the snow removing the
> battery
>> from its compartment in the cowling.
>>
>> Is it kids or women?
>> --
>> Billy_Ray@fuseSPAM.net (Remove the SPAM)
>> 2002 WJ Brilliant Black Crystal Pearl Coat
>> Helping is why we are all here on RAMJ+W, or should be.
>> .
>>
>>
>
>

Re: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
 

LOL, Tough Love eh?

What surprised me was her husband was there!

--
Billy_Ray@fuseSPAM.net (Remove the SPAM)
2002 WJ Brilliant Black Crystal Pearl Coat
Helping is why we are all here on RAMJ+W, or should be.
..
"Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
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> It's your fault for fixing it and making their problem go away :-)
>
> Dave Milne, Scotland
> '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
>
> "billy ray" <billy_ray@fuseSPAM.net> wrote in message
> news:ddff$43a851da$4831b233$19099@FUSE.NET...
>> Okay........ I just got home a little while ago. This morning, shortly
>> after dawn, I get a phone call that wakes me up.
>>
>> "Daddy the battery on my car is dead, can you come over?"
>>
>> Her 5 year old battery as been cranking slow for A MONTH NOW EVER SINCE
> THE
>> WEATHER TURNED COLD and today it finally gave up.
>>
>> Okay.... it is 12 degrees (-11C) outside plus the wind chill atop that.
>> They do not have a garage so I am standing in the snow removing the
> battery
>> from its compartment in the cowling.
>>
>> Is it kids or women?
>> --
>> Billy_Ray@fuseSPAM.net (Remove the SPAM)
>> 2002 WJ Brilliant Black Crystal Pearl Coat
>> Helping is why we are all here on RAMJ+W, or should be.
>> .
>>
>>
>
>

Re: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
 

It's a courtesy thing. He is going to defer to the Alpha Male, which is
you, until you are departed or too enfeebled to render assistance. After
you left, he probably checked your work, but no one will tell you that.

Earle

"billy ray" <billy_ray@fuseSPAM.net> wrote in message
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> LOL, Tough Love eh?
>
> What surprised me was her husband was there!
>
> --
> Billy_Ray@fuseSPAM.net (Remove the SPAM)
> 2002 WJ Brilliant Black Crystal Pearl Coat
> Helping is why we are all here on RAMJ+W, or should be.
> .
> "Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
> news:RpYpf.12223$iz3.5849@text.news.blueyonder.co. uk...
> > It's your fault for fixing it and making their problem go away :-)
> >
> > Dave Milne, Scotland
> > '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
> >
> > "billy ray" <billy_ray@fuseSPAM.net> wrote in message
> > news:ddff$43a851da$4831b233$19099@FUSE.NET...
> >> Okay........ I just got home a little while ago. This morning,
shortly
> >> after dawn, I get a phone call that wakes me up.
> >>
> >> "Daddy the battery on my car is dead, can you come over?"
> >>
> >> Her 5 year old battery as been cranking slow for A MONTH NOW EVER SINCE
> > THE
> >> WEATHER TURNED COLD and today it finally gave up.
> >>
> >> Okay.... it is 12 degrees (-11C) outside plus the wind chill atop that.
> >> They do not have a garage so I am standing in the snow removing the
> > battery
> >> from its compartment in the cowling.
> >>
> >> Is it kids or women?
> >> --
> >> Billy_Ray@fuseSPAM.net (Remove the SPAM)
> >> 2002 WJ Brilliant Black Crystal Pearl Coat
> >> Helping is why we are all here on RAMJ+W, or should be.
> >> .
> >>
> >>
> >
> >
>
>

Re: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
 

It's a courtesy thing. He is going to defer to the Alpha Male, which is
you, until you are departed or too enfeebled to render assistance. After
you left, he probably checked your work, but no one will tell you that.

Earle

"billy ray" <billy_ray@fuseSPAM.net> wrote in message
news:1cdf5$43a85960$4831b233$23368@FUSE.NET...
> LOL, Tough Love eh?
>
> What surprised me was her husband was there!
>
> --
> Billy_Ray@fuseSPAM.net (Remove the SPAM)
> 2002 WJ Brilliant Black Crystal Pearl Coat
> Helping is why we are all here on RAMJ+W, or should be.
> .
> "Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
> news:RpYpf.12223$iz3.5849@text.news.blueyonder.co. uk...
> > It's your fault for fixing it and making their problem go away :-)
> >
> > Dave Milne, Scotland
> > '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
> >
> > "billy ray" <billy_ray@fuseSPAM.net> wrote in message
> > news:ddff$43a851da$4831b233$19099@FUSE.NET...
> >> Okay........ I just got home a little while ago. This morning,
shortly
> >> after dawn, I get a phone call that wakes me up.
> >>
> >> "Daddy the battery on my car is dead, can you come over?"
> >>
> >> Her 5 year old battery as been cranking slow for A MONTH NOW EVER SINCE
> > THE
> >> WEATHER TURNED COLD and today it finally gave up.
> >>
> >> Okay.... it is 12 degrees (-11C) outside plus the wind chill atop that.
> >> They do not have a garage so I am standing in the snow removing the
> > battery
> >> from its compartment in the cowling.
> >>
> >> Is it kids or women?
> >> --
> >> Billy_Ray@fuseSPAM.net (Remove the SPAM)
> >> 2002 WJ Brilliant Black Crystal Pearl Coat
> >> Helping is why we are all here on RAMJ+W, or should be.
> >> .
> >>
> >>
> >
> >
>
>

Re: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
 

It's a courtesy thing. He is going to defer to the Alpha Male, which is
you, until you are departed or too enfeebled to render assistance. After
you left, he probably checked your work, but no one will tell you that.

Earle

"billy ray" <billy_ray@fuseSPAM.net> wrote in message
news:1cdf5$43a85960$4831b233$23368@FUSE.NET...
> LOL, Tough Love eh?
>
> What surprised me was her husband was there!
>
> --
> Billy_Ray@fuseSPAM.net (Remove the SPAM)
> 2002 WJ Brilliant Black Crystal Pearl Coat
> Helping is why we are all here on RAMJ+W, or should be.
> .
> "Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
> news:RpYpf.12223$iz3.5849@text.news.blueyonder.co. uk...
> > It's your fault for fixing it and making their problem go away :-)
> >
> > Dave Milne, Scotland
> > '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
> >
> > "billy ray" <billy_ray@fuseSPAM.net> wrote in message
> > news:ddff$43a851da$4831b233$19099@FUSE.NET...
> >> Okay........ I just got home a little while ago. This morning,
shortly
> >> after dawn, I get a phone call that wakes me up.
> >>
> >> "Daddy the battery on my car is dead, can you come over?"
> >>
> >> Her 5 year old battery as been cranking slow for A MONTH NOW EVER SINCE
> > THE
> >> WEATHER TURNED COLD and today it finally gave up.
> >>
> >> Okay.... it is 12 degrees (-11C) outside plus the wind chill atop that.
> >> They do not have a garage so I am standing in the snow removing the
> > battery
> >> from its compartment in the cowling.
> >>
> >> Is it kids or women?
> >> --
> >> Billy_Ray@fuseSPAM.net (Remove the SPAM)
> >> 2002 WJ Brilliant Black Crystal Pearl Coat
> >> Helping is why we are all here on RAMJ+W, or should be.
> >> .
> >>
> >>
> >
> >
>
>

Re: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
 

It's YOUR fault.

Don't you know that yet? It's ALWAYS the man's fault.

In this case, because you have not taught her to do it herself or insisted
that she get it fixed before it became your problem or even insisted that
she have a AAA card for just such an occasion. (tow it in, have it fixed and
so on so you don't have to freeze your arse off)

That's about the bottom line.

Both of my daughters can do quite a bit with their own cars, it was part of
the price they paid to learn how to drive. The youngest is really quite
mechanical and was working as a service tech for about a year.

On the other hand, it really IS a nice feeling to know that the little
whelps love you and know they can depend on you when they are in trouble and
it is always good for a big hug and an "I love you daddy".
Maybe THAT's why she calls ya ... cause she loves ya!

KJK




"billy ray" <billy_ray@fuseSPAM.net> wrote in message
news:ddff$43a851da$4831b233$19099@FUSE.NET...
: Okay........ I just got home a little while ago. This morning, shortly
: after dawn, I get a phone call that wakes me up.
:
: "Daddy the battery on my car is dead, can you come over?"
:
: Her 5 year old battery as been cranking slow for A MONTH NOW EVER SINCE
THE
: WEATHER TURNED COLD and today it finally gave up.
:
: Okay.... it is 12 degrees (-11C) outside plus the wind chill atop that.
: They do not have a garage so I am standing in the snow removing the
battery
: from its compartment in the cowling.
:
: Is it kids or women?
: --
: Billy_Ray@fuseSPAM.net (Remove the SPAM)
: 2002 WJ Brilliant Black Crystal Pearl Coat
: Helping is why we are all here on RAMJ+W, or should be.
: .
:
:

Re: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
 

It's YOUR fault.

Don't you know that yet? It's ALWAYS the man's fault.

In this case, because you have not taught her to do it herself or insisted
that she get it fixed before it became your problem or even insisted that
she have a AAA card for just such an occasion. (tow it in, have it fixed and
so on so you don't have to freeze your arse off)

That's about the bottom line.

Both of my daughters can do quite a bit with their own cars, it was part of
the price they paid to learn how to drive. The youngest is really quite
mechanical and was working as a service tech for about a year.

On the other hand, it really IS a nice feeling to know that the little
whelps love you and know they can depend on you when they are in trouble and
it is always good for a big hug and an "I love you daddy".
Maybe THAT's why she calls ya ... cause she loves ya!

KJK




"billy ray" <billy_ray@fuseSPAM.net> wrote in message
news:ddff$43a851da$4831b233$19099@FUSE.NET...
: Okay........ I just got home a little while ago. This morning, shortly
: after dawn, I get a phone call that wakes me up.
:
: "Daddy the battery on my car is dead, can you come over?"
:
: Her 5 year old battery as been cranking slow for A MONTH NOW EVER SINCE
THE
: WEATHER TURNED COLD and today it finally gave up.
:
: Okay.... it is 12 degrees (-11C) outside plus the wind chill atop that.
: They do not have a garage so I am standing in the snow removing the
battery
: from its compartment in the cowling.
:
: Is it kids or women?
: --
: Billy_Ray@fuseSPAM.net (Remove the SPAM)
: 2002 WJ Brilliant Black Crystal Pearl Coat
: Helping is why we are all here on RAMJ+W, or should be.
: .
:
:

Re: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
 

It's YOUR fault.

Don't you know that yet? It's ALWAYS the man's fault.

In this case, because you have not taught her to do it herself or insisted
that she get it fixed before it became your problem or even insisted that
she have a AAA card for just such an occasion. (tow it in, have it fixed and
so on so you don't have to freeze your arse off)

That's about the bottom line.

Both of my daughters can do quite a bit with their own cars, it was part of
the price they paid to learn how to drive. The youngest is really quite
mechanical and was working as a service tech for about a year.

On the other hand, it really IS a nice feeling to know that the little
whelps love you and know they can depend on you when they are in trouble and
it is always good for a big hug and an "I love you daddy".
Maybe THAT's why she calls ya ... cause she loves ya!

KJK




"billy ray" <billy_ray@fuseSPAM.net> wrote in message
news:ddff$43a851da$4831b233$19099@FUSE.NET...
: Okay........ I just got home a little while ago. This morning, shortly
: after dawn, I get a phone call that wakes me up.
:
: "Daddy the battery on my car is dead, can you come over?"
:
: Her 5 year old battery as been cranking slow for A MONTH NOW EVER SINCE
THE
: WEATHER TURNED COLD and today it finally gave up.
:
: Okay.... it is 12 degrees (-11C) outside plus the wind chill atop that.
: They do not have a garage so I am standing in the snow removing the
battery
: from its compartment in the cowling.
:
: Is it kids or women?
: --
: Billy_Ray@fuseSPAM.net (Remove the SPAM)
: 2002 WJ Brilliant Black Crystal Pearl Coat
: Helping is why we are all here on RAMJ+W, or should be.
: .
:
:

Re: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
 

"billy ray" <billy_ray@fuseSPAM.net> wrote in message
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: LOL, Tough Love eh?
:
: What surprised me was her husband was there!
:


Yea BUT
He isn't Daddy....

Re: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
 

"billy ray" <billy_ray@fuseSPAM.net> wrote in message
news:1cdf5$43a85960$4831b233$23368@FUSE.NET...
: LOL, Tough Love eh?
:
: What surprised me was her husband was there!
:


Yea BUT
He isn't Daddy....

Re: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
 

"billy ray" <billy_ray@fuseSPAM.net> wrote in message
news:1cdf5$43a85960$4831b233$23368@FUSE.NET...
: LOL, Tough Love eh?
:
: What surprised me was her husband was there!
:


Yea BUT
He isn't Daddy....

Re: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
 

But Men Are Just Happier People. Your last name stays put. The
garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is
just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You
can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a
water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. You never have to drive to
another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You
don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same
work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux
rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to
them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all
the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know
stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You
can open
all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of
thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be
your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of
shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in
public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on
your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years,
maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play
with toys all your life. Your belly
usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color
for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You
can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice
concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25
relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier. Send
this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy
reading it.
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/

Earle Horton wrote:
>
> No Dave, it's his fault for being male. I finally figured this out after
> thirty years of marriage.
>
> Earle

Re: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
 

But Men Are Just Happier People. Your last name stays put. The
garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is
just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You
can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a
water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. You never have to drive to
another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You
don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same
work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux
rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to
them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all
the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know
stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You
can open
all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of
thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be
your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of
shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in
public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on
your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years,
maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play
with toys all your life. Your belly
usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color
for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You
can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice
concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25
relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier. Send
this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy
reading it.
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/

Earle Horton wrote:
>
> No Dave, it's his fault for being male. I finally figured this out after
> thirty years of marriage.
>
> Earle

Re: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
 

But Men Are Just Happier People. Your last name stays put. The
garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is
just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You
can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a
water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. You never have to drive to
another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You
don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same
work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux
rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to
them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all
the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know
stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You
can open
all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of
thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be
your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of
shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in
public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on
your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years,
maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play
with toys all your life. Your belly
usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color
for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You
can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice
concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25
relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier. Send
this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy
reading it.
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/

Earle Horton wrote:
>
> No Dave, it's his fault for being male. I finally figured this out after
> thirty years of marriage.
>
> Earle

Re: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
 

And we do have this knight in shining armor complex.
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/

"KJ.Kate" wrote:
>
> Yea BUT
> He isn't Daddy....

Re: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
 

And we do have this knight in shining armor complex.
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/

"KJ.Kate" wrote:
>
> Yea BUT
> He isn't Daddy....

Re: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
 

And we do have this knight in shining armor complex.
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/

"KJ.Kate" wrote:
>
> Yea BUT
> He isn't Daddy....

Re: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
 

See the AAA thread elsewhere in this group...that said, with AAA she'd just
have to undo one extra button on her blouse and her battery would be
replaced by lunchtime...

"KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote in message
news:WOZpf.16540$k76.13472@bignews6.bellsouth.net. ..
> It's YOUR fault.
>
> Don't you know that yet? It's ALWAYS the man's fault.
>
> In this case, because you have not taught her to do it herself or insisted
> that she get it fixed before it became your problem or even insisted that
> she have a AAA card for just such an occasion. (tow it in, have it fixed
> and
> so on so you don't have to freeze your arse off)
>

Re: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
 

See the AAA thread elsewhere in this group...that said, with AAA she'd just
have to undo one extra button on her blouse and her battery would be
replaced by lunchtime...

"KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote in message
news:WOZpf.16540$k76.13472@bignews6.bellsouth.net. ..
> It's YOUR fault.
>
> Don't you know that yet? It's ALWAYS the man's fault.
>
> In this case, because you have not taught her to do it herself or insisted
> that she get it fixed before it became your problem or even insisted that
> she have a AAA card for just such an occasion. (tow it in, have it fixed
> and
> so on so you don't have to freeze your arse off)
>

Re: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
 

See the AAA thread elsewhere in this group...that said, with AAA she'd just
have to undo one extra button on her blouse and her battery would be
replaced by lunchtime...

"KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote in message
news:WOZpf.16540$k76.13472@bignews6.bellsouth.net. ..
> It's YOUR fault.
>
> Don't you know that yet? It's ALWAYS the man's fault.
>
> In this case, because you have not taught her to do it herself or insisted
> that she get it fixed before it became your problem or even insisted that
> she have a AAA card for just such an occasion. (tow it in, have it fixed
> and
> so on so you don't have to freeze your arse off)
>

Re: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
 

Reminds me of the girls in their Lamborghini stopped for speed in
the movie Canon Ball, unbuttoned their blouses only to be greeted by a
female patrolmen.
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/

Matt Macchiarolo wrote:
>
> See the AAA thread elsewhere in this group...that said, with AAA she'd just
> have to undo one extra button on her blouse and her battery would be
> replaced by lunchtime..

Re: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
 

Reminds me of the girls in their Lamborghini stopped for speed in
the movie Canon Ball, unbuttoned their blouses only to be greeted by a
female patrolmen.
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/

Matt Macchiarolo wrote:
>
> See the AAA thread elsewhere in this group...that said, with AAA she'd just
> have to undo one extra button on her blouse and her battery would be
> replaced by lunchtime..

Re: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
 

Reminds me of the girls in their Lamborghini stopped for speed in
the movie Canon Ball, unbuttoned their blouses only to be greeted by a
female patrolmen.
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/

Matt Macchiarolo wrote:
>
> See the AAA thread elsewhere in this group...that said, with AAA she'd just
> have to undo one extra button on her blouse and her battery would be
> replaced by lunchtime..

Re: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
 

Wouldn't that be a patrol woman?

"L.W. ("ßill") ------ III" <----------@cox.net> wrote in message
news:43A87FF4.DBA7954@cox.net...
> Reminds me of the girls in their Lamborghini stopped for speed in
> the movie Canon Ball, unbuttoned their blouses only to be greeted by a
> female patrolmen.
> God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
> mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
>
> Matt Macchiarolo wrote:
>>
>> See the AAA thread elsewhere in this group...that said, with AAA she'd
>> just
>> have to undo one extra button on her blouse and her battery would be
>> replaced by lunchtime..

Re: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
 

Wouldn't that be a patrol woman?

"L.W. ("ßill") ------ III" <----------@cox.net> wrote in message
news:43A87FF4.DBA7954@cox.net...
> Reminds me of the girls in their Lamborghini stopped for speed in
> the movie Canon Ball, unbuttoned their blouses only to be greeted by a
> female patrolmen.
> God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
> mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
>
> Matt Macchiarolo wrote:
>>
>> See the AAA thread elsewhere in this group...that said, with AAA she'd
>> just
>> have to undo one extra button on her blouse and her battery would be
>> replaced by lunchtime..

Re: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
 

Wouldn't that be a patrol woman?

"L.W. ("ßill") ------ III" <----------@cox.net> wrote in message
news:43A87FF4.DBA7954@cox.net...
> Reminds me of the girls in their Lamborghini stopped for speed in
> the movie Canon Ball, unbuttoned their blouses only to be greeted by a
> female patrolmen.
> God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
> mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
>
> Matt Macchiarolo wrote:
>>
>> See the AAA thread elsewhere in this group...that said, with AAA she'd
>> just
>> have to undo one extra button on her blouse and her battery would be
>> replaced by lunchtime..

Re: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
 

If you have a mail-lady deliver your mail.
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/

Matt Macchiarolo wrote:
>
> Wouldn't that be a patrol woman?

Re: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
 

If you have a mail-lady deliver your mail.
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/

Matt Macchiarolo wrote:
>
> Wouldn't that be a patrol woman?

Re: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
 

If you have a mail-lady deliver your mail.
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/

Matt Macchiarolo wrote:
>
> Wouldn't that be a patrol woman?

Re: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
 

Of course you do. And we appreciate it too!.

KJK


"L.W. ("ßill") ------ III" <----------@cox.net> wrote in message
news:43A86C6F.92C344B6@cox.net...
: And we do have this knight in shining armor complex.
: God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
: mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
:
: "KJ.Kate" wrote:
: >
: > Yea BUT
: > He isn't Daddy....

Re: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
 

Of course you do. And we appreciate it too!.

KJK


"L.W. ("ßill") ------ III" <----------@cox.net> wrote in message
news:43A86C6F.92C344B6@cox.net...
: And we do have this knight in shining armor complex.
: God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
: mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
:
: "KJ.Kate" wrote:
: >
: > Yea BUT
: > He isn't Daddy....

Re: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
 

Of course you do. And we appreciate it too!.

KJK


"L.W. ("ßill") ------ III" <----------@cox.net> wrote in message
news:43A86C6F.92C344B6@cox.net...
: And we do have this knight in shining armor complex.
: God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
: mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
:
: "KJ.Kate" wrote:
: >
: > Yea BUT
: > He isn't Daddy....