OT - I just got this in my email and thought I would share
08-09-2004, 02:31 PM
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OT - I just got this in my email and thought I would share
WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR OUR PRESIDENT GIVE THE
FOLLOWING SPEECH?
My Fellow Americans:
As you all know, the defeat of the Iraqi regime has been completed. Since
congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in
Iraq is finished.
This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American
forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now
time to begin the reckoning. Before me, I have two lists.
One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side
during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain,
Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there.
The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the
world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing
copies of both lists later this evening.
Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those
nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved
during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi
war.
The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world
hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money
toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home.
On that note, a word to --------- organizations. Screw with us and we will
hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the
earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe
China.
To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace deal
now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to Russia
for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables, too.
I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France,
Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring
from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN
diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking
tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and
crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps
have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or
watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of the
finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.
A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely
to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not
pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his
entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. Since I will
hav a couple of extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around, guess
where I am going to put em? Yep, border security. So start doing something
with your oil.
Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty ---
starting now. We are tired of the one-way highway. It is time for America
to focus on the welfare of its own citizens. Some will accuse us of
isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin."
Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the
world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the
planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate
homelessness in America.
To the nations on List 1, a final thought, thanks guys, we owe you and we
won't forget. To the nations on List 2, thanks for nothing.
God bless America.
Thank you and good night.
(If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English,
thank a soldier.)
FOLLOWING SPEECH?
My Fellow Americans:
As you all know, the defeat of the Iraqi regime has been completed. Since
congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in
Iraq is finished.
This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American
forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now
time to begin the reckoning. Before me, I have two lists.
One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side
during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain,
Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there.
The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the
world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing
copies of both lists later this evening.
Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those
nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved
during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi
war.
The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world
hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money
toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home.
On that note, a word to --------- organizations. Screw with us and we will
hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the
earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe
China.
To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace deal
now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to Russia
for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables, too.
I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France,
Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring
from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN
diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking
tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and
crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps
have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or
watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of the
finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.
A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely
to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not
pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his
entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. Since I will
hav a couple of extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around, guess
where I am going to put em? Yep, border security. So start doing something
with your oil.
Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty ---
starting now. We are tired of the one-way highway. It is time for America
to focus on the welfare of its own citizens. Some will accuse us of
isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin."
Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the
world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the
planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate
homelessness in America.
To the nations on List 1, a final thought, thanks guys, we owe you and we
won't forget. To the nations on List 2, thanks for nothing.
God bless America.
Thank you and good night.
(If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English,
thank a soldier.)
08-09-2004, 03:02 PM
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Re: OT - I just got this in my email and thought I would share
Gee, I hope the UN is OK with this... LOL
CRWLR wrote:
> WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR OUR PRESIDENT GIVE THE
> FOLLOWING SPEECH?
>
> My Fellow Americans:
>
> As you all know, the defeat of the Iraqi regime has been completed. Since
> congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in
> Iraq is finished.
>
> This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American
> forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now
> time to begin the reckoning. Before me, I have two lists.
>
> One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side
> during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain,
> Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there.
>
> The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the
> world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing
> copies of both lists later this evening.
>
> Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those
> nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved
> during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi
> war.
>
> The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world
> hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
>
> Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
>
> In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money
> toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home.
>
> On that note, a word to --------- organizations. Screw with us and we will
> hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the
> earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe
> China.
>
> To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace deal
> now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to Russia
> for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables, too.
>
> I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France,
> Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring
> from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
>
> I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN
> diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking
> tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and
> crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps
> have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or
> watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of the
> finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.
>
> A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely
> to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not
> pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his
> entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. Since I will
> hav a couple of extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around, guess
> where I am going to put em? Yep, border security. So start doing something
> with your oil.
>
> Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty ---
> starting now. We are tired of the one-way highway. It is time for America
> to focus on the welfare of its own citizens. Some will accuse us of
> isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin."
>
> Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the
> world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the
> planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate
> homelessness in America.
>
> To the nations on List 1, a final thought, thanks guys, we owe you and we
> won't forget. To the nations on List 2, thanks for nothing.
>
> God bless America.
>
> Thank you and good night.
>
> (If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English,
> thank a soldier.)
>
>
CRWLR wrote:
> WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR OUR PRESIDENT GIVE THE
> FOLLOWING SPEECH?
>
> My Fellow Americans:
>
> As you all know, the defeat of the Iraqi regime has been completed. Since
> congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in
> Iraq is finished.
>
> This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American
> forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now
> time to begin the reckoning. Before me, I have two lists.
>
> One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side
> during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain,
> Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there.
>
> The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the
> world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing
> copies of both lists later this evening.
>
> Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those
> nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved
> during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi
> war.
>
> The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world
> hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
>
> Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
>
> In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money
> toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home.
>
> On that note, a word to --------- organizations. Screw with us and we will
> hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the
> earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe
> China.
>
> To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace deal
> now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to Russia
> for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables, too.
>
> I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France,
> Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring
> from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
>
> I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN
> diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking
> tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and
> crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps
> have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or
> watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of the
> finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.
>
> A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely
> to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not
> pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his
> entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. Since I will
> hav a couple of extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around, guess
> where I am going to put em? Yep, border security. So start doing something
> with your oil.
>
> Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty ---
> starting now. We are tired of the one-way highway. It is time for America
> to focus on the welfare of its own citizens. Some will accuse us of
> isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin."
>
> Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the
> world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the
> planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate
> homelessness in America.
>
> To the nations on List 1, a final thought, thanks guys, we owe you and we
> won't forget. To the nations on List 2, thanks for nothing.
>
> God bless America.
>
> Thank you and good night.
>
> (If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English,
> thank a soldier.)
>
>
08-09-2004, 03:02 PM
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Re: OT - I just got this in my email and thought I would share
Gee, I hope the UN is OK with this... LOL
CRWLR wrote:
> WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR OUR PRESIDENT GIVE THE
> FOLLOWING SPEECH?
>
> My Fellow Americans:
>
> As you all know, the defeat of the Iraqi regime has been completed. Since
> congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in
> Iraq is finished.
>
> This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American
> forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now
> time to begin the reckoning. Before me, I have two lists.
>
> One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side
> during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain,
> Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there.
>
> The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the
> world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing
> copies of both lists later this evening.
>
> Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those
> nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved
> during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi
> war.
>
> The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world
> hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
>
> Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
>
> In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money
> toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home.
>
> On that note, a word to --------- organizations. Screw with us and we will
> hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the
> earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe
> China.
>
> To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace deal
> now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to Russia
> for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables, too.
>
> I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France,
> Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring
> from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
>
> I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN
> diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking
> tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and
> crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps
> have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or
> watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of the
> finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.
>
> A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely
> to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not
> pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his
> entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. Since I will
> hav a couple of extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around, guess
> where I am going to put em? Yep, border security. So start doing something
> with your oil.
>
> Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty ---
> starting now. We are tired of the one-way highway. It is time for America
> to focus on the welfare of its own citizens. Some will accuse us of
> isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin."
>
> Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the
> world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the
> planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate
> homelessness in America.
>
> To the nations on List 1, a final thought, thanks guys, we owe you and we
> won't forget. To the nations on List 2, thanks for nothing.
>
> God bless America.
>
> Thank you and good night.
>
> (If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English,
> thank a soldier.)
>
>
CRWLR wrote:
> WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR OUR PRESIDENT GIVE THE
> FOLLOWING SPEECH?
>
> My Fellow Americans:
>
> As you all know, the defeat of the Iraqi regime has been completed. Since
> congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in
> Iraq is finished.
>
> This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American
> forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now
> time to begin the reckoning. Before me, I have two lists.
>
> One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side
> during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain,
> Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there.
>
> The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the
> world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing
> copies of both lists later this evening.
>
> Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those
> nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved
> during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi
> war.
>
> The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world
> hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
>
> Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
>
> In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money
> toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home.
>
> On that note, a word to --------- organizations. Screw with us and we will
> hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the
> earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe
> China.
>
> To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace deal
> now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to Russia
> for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables, too.
>
> I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France,
> Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring
> from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
>
> I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN
> diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking
> tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and
> crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps
> have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or
> watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of the
> finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.
>
> A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely
> to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not
> pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his
> entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. Since I will
> hav a couple of extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around, guess
> where I am going to put em? Yep, border security. So start doing something
> with your oil.
>
> Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty ---
> starting now. We are tired of the one-way highway. It is time for America
> to focus on the welfare of its own citizens. Some will accuse us of
> isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin."
>
> Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the
> world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the
> planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate
> homelessness in America.
>
> To the nations on List 1, a final thought, thanks guys, we owe you and we
> won't forget. To the nations on List 2, thanks for nothing.
>
> God bless America.
>
> Thank you and good night.
>
> (If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English,
> thank a soldier.)
>
>
08-09-2004, 03:02 PM
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Re: OT - I just got this in my email and thought I would share
Gee, I hope the UN is OK with this... LOL
CRWLR wrote:
> WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR OUR PRESIDENT GIVE THE
> FOLLOWING SPEECH?
>
> My Fellow Americans:
>
> As you all know, the defeat of the Iraqi regime has been completed. Since
> congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in
> Iraq is finished.
>
> This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American
> forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now
> time to begin the reckoning. Before me, I have two lists.
>
> One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side
> during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain,
> Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there.
>
> The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the
> world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing
> copies of both lists later this evening.
>
> Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those
> nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved
> during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi
> war.
>
> The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world
> hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
>
> Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
>
> In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money
> toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home.
>
> On that note, a word to --------- organizations. Screw with us and we will
> hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the
> earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe
> China.
>
> To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace deal
> now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to Russia
> for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables, too.
>
> I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France,
> Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring
> from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
>
> I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN
> diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking
> tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and
> crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps
> have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or
> watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of the
> finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.
>
> A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely
> to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not
> pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his
> entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. Since I will
> hav a couple of extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around, guess
> where I am going to put em? Yep, border security. So start doing something
> with your oil.
>
> Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty ---
> starting now. We are tired of the one-way highway. It is time for America
> to focus on the welfare of its own citizens. Some will accuse us of
> isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin."
>
> Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the
> world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the
> planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate
> homelessness in America.
>
> To the nations on List 1, a final thought, thanks guys, we owe you and we
> won't forget. To the nations on List 2, thanks for nothing.
>
> God bless America.
>
> Thank you and good night.
>
> (If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English,
> thank a soldier.)
>
>
CRWLR wrote:
> WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR OUR PRESIDENT GIVE THE
> FOLLOWING SPEECH?
>
> My Fellow Americans:
>
> As you all know, the defeat of the Iraqi regime has been completed. Since
> congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in
> Iraq is finished.
>
> This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American
> forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now
> time to begin the reckoning. Before me, I have two lists.
>
> One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side
> during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain,
> Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there.
>
> The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the
> world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing
> copies of both lists later this evening.
>
> Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those
> nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved
> during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi
> war.
>
> The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world
> hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
>
> Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
>
> In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money
> toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home.
>
> On that note, a word to --------- organizations. Screw with us and we will
> hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the
> earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe
> China.
>
> To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace deal
> now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to Russia
> for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables, too.
>
> I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France,
> Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring
> from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
>
> I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN
> diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking
> tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and
> crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps
> have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or
> watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of the
> finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.
>
> A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely
> to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not
> pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his
> entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. Since I will
> hav a couple of extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around, guess
> where I am going to put em? Yep, border security. So start doing something
> with your oil.
>
> Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty ---
> starting now. We are tired of the one-way highway. It is time for America
> to focus on the welfare of its own citizens. Some will accuse us of
> isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin."
>
> Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the
> world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the
> planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate
> homelessness in America.
>
> To the nations on List 1, a final thought, thanks guys, we owe you and we
> won't forget. To the nations on List 2, thanks for nothing.
>
> God bless America.
>
> Thank you and good night.
>
> (If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English,
> thank a soldier.)
>
>
08-09-2004, 03:02 PM
#5
Guest
Posts: n/a
Re: OT - I just got this in my email and thought I would share
Gee, I hope the UN is OK with this... LOL
CRWLR wrote:
> WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR OUR PRESIDENT GIVE THE
> FOLLOWING SPEECH?
>
> My Fellow Americans:
>
> As you all know, the defeat of the Iraqi regime has been completed. Since
> congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in
> Iraq is finished.
>
> This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American
> forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now
> time to begin the reckoning. Before me, I have two lists.
>
> One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side
> during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain,
> Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there.
>
> The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the
> world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing
> copies of both lists later this evening.
>
> Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those
> nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved
> during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi
> war.
>
> The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world
> hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
>
> Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
>
> In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money
> toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home.
>
> On that note, a word to --------- organizations. Screw with us and we will
> hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the
> earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe
> China.
>
> To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace deal
> now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to Russia
> for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables, too.
>
> I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France,
> Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring
> from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
>
> I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN
> diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking
> tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and
> crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps
> have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or
> watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of the
> finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.
>
> A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely
> to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not
> pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his
> entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. Since I will
> hav a couple of extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around, guess
> where I am going to put em? Yep, border security. So start doing something
> with your oil.
>
> Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty ---
> starting now. We are tired of the one-way highway. It is time for America
> to focus on the welfare of its own citizens. Some will accuse us of
> isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin."
>
> Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the
> world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the
> planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate
> homelessness in America.
>
> To the nations on List 1, a final thought, thanks guys, we owe you and we
> won't forget. To the nations on List 2, thanks for nothing.
>
> God bless America.
>
> Thank you and good night.
>
> (If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English,
> thank a soldier.)
>
>
CRWLR wrote:
> WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR OUR PRESIDENT GIVE THE
> FOLLOWING SPEECH?
>
> My Fellow Americans:
>
> As you all know, the defeat of the Iraqi regime has been completed. Since
> congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in
> Iraq is finished.
>
> This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American
> forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now
> time to begin the reckoning. Before me, I have two lists.
>
> One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side
> during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain,
> Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there.
>
> The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the
> world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing
> copies of both lists later this evening.
>
> Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those
> nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved
> during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi
> war.
>
> The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world
> hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
>
> Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
>
> In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money
> toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home.
>
> On that note, a word to --------- organizations. Screw with us and we will
> hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the
> earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe
> China.
>
> To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace deal
> now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to Russia
> for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables, too.
>
> I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France,
> Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring
> from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
>
> I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN
> diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking
> tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and
> crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps
> have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or
> watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of the
> finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.
>
> A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely
> to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not
> pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his
> entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. Since I will
> hav a couple of extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around, guess
> where I am going to put em? Yep, border security. So start doing something
> with your oil.
>
> Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty ---
> starting now. We are tired of the one-way highway. It is time for America
> to focus on the welfare of its own citizens. Some will accuse us of
> isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin."
>
> Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the
> world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the
> planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate
> homelessness in America.
>
> To the nations on List 1, a final thought, thanks guys, we owe you and we
> won't forget. To the nations on List 2, thanks for nothing.
>
> God bless America.
>
> Thank you and good night.
>
> (If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English,
> thank a soldier.)
>
>
08-09-2004, 03:29 PM
#6
Guest
Posts: n/a
Re: OT - I just got this in my email and thought I would share
Funny, Many Canadians would say the same with regards to NAFTA as many of
our first went south in to the States and then on into Mexico. True we may
not have much of a Military (blame the dame tree huggin' Liberals) but boy
don't you ever try to invade our malls.. we have one with a bigger sub
fleet the our navy. :P
Snow...
"CRWLR" <beerman@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:10hfh4p2gmbmtd1@corp.supernews.com...
> WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR OUR PRESIDENT GIVE THE
> FOLLOWING SPEECH?
>
> My Fellow Americans:
>
> As you all know, the defeat of the Iraqi regime has been completed.
Since
> congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in
> Iraq is finished.
>
> This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American
> forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now
> time to begin the reckoning. Before me, I have two lists.
>
> One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side
> during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain,
> Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there.
>
> The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the
> world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing
> copies of both lists later this evening.
>
> Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those
> nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved
> during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the
Iraqi
> war.
>
> The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world
> hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
>
> Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
>
> In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this
money
> toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home.
>
> On that note, a word to --------- organizations. Screw with us and we
will
> hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the
> earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe
> China.
>
> To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace deal
> now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to
Russia
> for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables, too.
>
> I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with
France,
> Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring
> from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
>
> I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN
> diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking
> tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and
> crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps
> have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or
> watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of
the
> finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.
>
> A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are
likely
> to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not
> pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and
his
> entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. Since I will
> hav a couple of extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around, guess
> where I am going to put em? Yep, border security. So start doing
something
> with your oil.
>
> Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty ---
> starting now. We are tired of the one-way highway. It is time for America
> to focus on the welfare of its own citizens. Some will accuse us of
> isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin."
>
> Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the
> world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the
> planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate
> homelessness in America.
>
> To the nations on List 1, a final thought, thanks guys, we owe you and
we
> won't forget. To the nations on List 2, thanks for nothing.
>
> God bless America.
>
> Thank you and good night.
>
> (If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in
English,
> thank a soldier.)
>
>
our first went south in to the States and then on into Mexico. True we may
not have much of a Military (blame the dame tree huggin' Liberals) but boy
don't you ever try to invade our malls.. we have one with a bigger sub
fleet the our navy. :P
Snow...
"CRWLR" <beerman@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:10hfh4p2gmbmtd1@corp.supernews.com...
> WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR OUR PRESIDENT GIVE THE
> FOLLOWING SPEECH?
>
> My Fellow Americans:
>
> As you all know, the defeat of the Iraqi regime has been completed.
Since
> congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in
> Iraq is finished.
>
> This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American
> forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now
> time to begin the reckoning. Before me, I have two lists.
>
> One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side
> during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain,
> Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there.
>
> The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the
> world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing
> copies of both lists later this evening.
>
> Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those
> nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved
> during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the
Iraqi
> war.
>
> The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world
> hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
>
> Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
>
> In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this
money
> toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home.
>
> On that note, a word to --------- organizations. Screw with us and we
will
> hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the
> earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe
> China.
>
> To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace deal
> now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to
Russia
> for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables, too.
>
> I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with
France,
> Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring
> from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
>
> I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN
> diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking
> tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and
> crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps
> have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or
> watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of
the
> finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.
>
> A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are
likely
> to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not
> pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and
his
> entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. Since I will
> hav a couple of extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around, guess
> where I am going to put em? Yep, border security. So start doing
something
> with your oil.
>
> Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty ---
> starting now. We are tired of the one-way highway. It is time for America
> to focus on the welfare of its own citizens. Some will accuse us of
> isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin."
>
> Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the
> world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the
> planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate
> homelessness in America.
>
> To the nations on List 1, a final thought, thanks guys, we owe you and
we
> won't forget. To the nations on List 2, thanks for nothing.
>
> God bless America.
>
> Thank you and good night.
>
> (If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in
English,
> thank a soldier.)
>
>
08-09-2004, 03:29 PM
#7
Guest
Posts: n/a
Re: OT - I just got this in my email and thought I would share
Funny, Many Canadians would say the same with regards to NAFTA as many of
our first went south in to the States and then on into Mexico. True we may
not have much of a Military (blame the dame tree huggin' Liberals) but boy
don't you ever try to invade our malls.. we have one with a bigger sub
fleet the our navy. :P
Snow...
"CRWLR" <beerman@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:10hfh4p2gmbmtd1@corp.supernews.com...
> WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR OUR PRESIDENT GIVE THE
> FOLLOWING SPEECH?
>
> My Fellow Americans:
>
> As you all know, the defeat of the Iraqi regime has been completed.
Since
> congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in
> Iraq is finished.
>
> This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American
> forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now
> time to begin the reckoning. Before me, I have two lists.
>
> One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side
> during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain,
> Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there.
>
> The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the
> world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing
> copies of both lists later this evening.
>
> Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those
> nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved
> during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the
Iraqi
> war.
>
> The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world
> hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
>
> Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
>
> In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this
money
> toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home.
>
> On that note, a word to --------- organizations. Screw with us and we
will
> hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the
> earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe
> China.
>
> To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace deal
> now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to
Russia
> for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables, too.
>
> I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with
France,
> Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring
> from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
>
> I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN
> diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking
> tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and
> crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps
> have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or
> watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of
the
> finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.
>
> A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are
likely
> to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not
> pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and
his
> entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. Since I will
> hav a couple of extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around, guess
> where I am going to put em? Yep, border security. So start doing
something
> with your oil.
>
> Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty ---
> starting now. We are tired of the one-way highway. It is time for America
> to focus on the welfare of its own citizens. Some will accuse us of
> isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin."
>
> Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the
> world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the
> planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate
> homelessness in America.
>
> To the nations on List 1, a final thought, thanks guys, we owe you and
we
> won't forget. To the nations on List 2, thanks for nothing.
>
> God bless America.
>
> Thank you and good night.
>
> (If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in
English,
> thank a soldier.)
>
>
our first went south in to the States and then on into Mexico. True we may
not have much of a Military (blame the dame tree huggin' Liberals) but boy
don't you ever try to invade our malls.. we have one with a bigger sub
fleet the our navy. :P
Snow...
"CRWLR" <beerman@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:10hfh4p2gmbmtd1@corp.supernews.com...
> WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR OUR PRESIDENT GIVE THE
> FOLLOWING SPEECH?
>
> My Fellow Americans:
>
> As you all know, the defeat of the Iraqi regime has been completed.
Since
> congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in
> Iraq is finished.
>
> This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American
> forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now
> time to begin the reckoning. Before me, I have two lists.
>
> One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side
> during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain,
> Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there.
>
> The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the
> world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing
> copies of both lists later this evening.
>
> Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those
> nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved
> during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the
Iraqi
> war.
>
> The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world
> hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
>
> Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
>
> In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this
money
> toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home.
>
> On that note, a word to --------- organizations. Screw with us and we
will
> hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the
> earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe
> China.
>
> To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace deal
> now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to
Russia
> for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables, too.
>
> I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with
France,
> Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring
> from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
>
> I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN
> diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking
> tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and
> crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps
> have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or
> watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of
the
> finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.
>
> A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are
likely
> to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not
> pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and
his
> entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. Since I will
> hav a couple of extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around, guess
> where I am going to put em? Yep, border security. So start doing
something
> with your oil.
>
> Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty ---
> starting now. We are tired of the one-way highway. It is time for America
> to focus on the welfare of its own citizens. Some will accuse us of
> isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin."
>
> Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the
> world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the
> planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate
> homelessness in America.
>
> To the nations on List 1, a final thought, thanks guys, we owe you and
we
> won't forget. To the nations on List 2, thanks for nothing.
>
> God bless America.
>
> Thank you and good night.
>
> (If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in
English,
> thank a soldier.)
>
>
08-09-2004, 03:29 PM
#8
Guest
Posts: n/a
Re: OT - I just got this in my email and thought I would share
Funny, Many Canadians would say the same with regards to NAFTA as many of
our first went south in to the States and then on into Mexico. True we may
not have much of a Military (blame the dame tree huggin' Liberals) but boy
don't you ever try to invade our malls.. we have one with a bigger sub
fleet the our navy. :P
Snow...
"CRWLR" <beerman@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:10hfh4p2gmbmtd1@corp.supernews.com...
> WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR OUR PRESIDENT GIVE THE
> FOLLOWING SPEECH?
>
> My Fellow Americans:
>
> As you all know, the defeat of the Iraqi regime has been completed.
Since
> congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in
> Iraq is finished.
>
> This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American
> forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now
> time to begin the reckoning. Before me, I have two lists.
>
> One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side
> during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain,
> Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there.
>
> The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the
> world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing
> copies of both lists later this evening.
>
> Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those
> nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved
> during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the
Iraqi
> war.
>
> The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world
> hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
>
> Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
>
> In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this
money
> toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home.
>
> On that note, a word to --------- organizations. Screw with us and we
will
> hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the
> earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe
> China.
>
> To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace deal
> now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to
Russia
> for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables, too.
>
> I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with
France,
> Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring
> from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
>
> I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN
> diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking
> tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and
> crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps
> have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or
> watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of
the
> finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.
>
> A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are
likely
> to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not
> pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and
his
> entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. Since I will
> hav a couple of extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around, guess
> where I am going to put em? Yep, border security. So start doing
something
> with your oil.
>
> Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty ---
> starting now. We are tired of the one-way highway. It is time for America
> to focus on the welfare of its own citizens. Some will accuse us of
> isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin."
>
> Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the
> world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the
> planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate
> homelessness in America.
>
> To the nations on List 1, a final thought, thanks guys, we owe you and
we
> won't forget. To the nations on List 2, thanks for nothing.
>
> God bless America.
>
> Thank you and good night.
>
> (If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in
English,
> thank a soldier.)
>
>
our first went south in to the States and then on into Mexico. True we may
not have much of a Military (blame the dame tree huggin' Liberals) but boy
don't you ever try to invade our malls.. we have one with a bigger sub
fleet the our navy. :P
Snow...
"CRWLR" <beerman@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:10hfh4p2gmbmtd1@corp.supernews.com...
> WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR OUR PRESIDENT GIVE THE
> FOLLOWING SPEECH?
>
> My Fellow Americans:
>
> As you all know, the defeat of the Iraqi regime has been completed.
Since
> congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in
> Iraq is finished.
>
> This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American
> forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now
> time to begin the reckoning. Before me, I have two lists.
>
> One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side
> during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain,
> Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there.
>
> The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the
> world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing
> copies of both lists later this evening.
>
> Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those
> nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved
> during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the
Iraqi
> war.
>
> The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world
> hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
>
> Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
>
> In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this
money
> toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home.
>
> On that note, a word to --------- organizations. Screw with us and we
will
> hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the
> earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe
> China.
>
> To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace deal
> now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to
Russia
> for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables, too.
>
> I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with
France,
> Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring
> from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
>
> I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN
> diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking
> tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and
> crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps
> have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or
> watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of
the
> finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.
>
> A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are
likely
> to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not
> pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and
his
> entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. Since I will
> hav a couple of extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around, guess
> where I am going to put em? Yep, border security. So start doing
something
> with your oil.
>
> Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty ---
> starting now. We are tired of the one-way highway. It is time for America
> to focus on the welfare of its own citizens. Some will accuse us of
> isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin."
>
> Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the
> world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the
> planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate
> homelessness in America.
>
> To the nations on List 1, a final thought, thanks guys, we owe you and
we
> won't forget. To the nations on List 2, thanks for nothing.
>
> God bless America.
>
> Thank you and good night.
>
> (If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in
English,
> thank a soldier.)
>
>
08-09-2004, 03:29 PM
#9
Guest
Posts: n/a
Re: OT - I just got this in my email and thought I would share
Funny, Many Canadians would say the same with regards to NAFTA as many of
our first went south in to the States and then on into Mexico. True we may
not have much of a Military (blame the dame tree huggin' Liberals) but boy
don't you ever try to invade our malls.. we have one with a bigger sub
fleet the our navy. :P
Snow...
"CRWLR" <beerman@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:10hfh4p2gmbmtd1@corp.supernews.com...
> WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR OUR PRESIDENT GIVE THE
> FOLLOWING SPEECH?
>
> My Fellow Americans:
>
> As you all know, the defeat of the Iraqi regime has been completed.
Since
> congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in
> Iraq is finished.
>
> This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American
> forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now
> time to begin the reckoning. Before me, I have two lists.
>
> One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side
> during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain,
> Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there.
>
> The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the
> world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing
> copies of both lists later this evening.
>
> Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those
> nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved
> during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the
Iraqi
> war.
>
> The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world
> hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
>
> Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
>
> In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this
money
> toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home.
>
> On that note, a word to --------- organizations. Screw with us and we
will
> hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the
> earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe
> China.
>
> To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace deal
> now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to
Russia
> for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables, too.
>
> I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with
France,
> Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring
> from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
>
> I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN
> diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking
> tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and
> crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps
> have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or
> watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of
the
> finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.
>
> A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are
likely
> to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not
> pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and
his
> entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. Since I will
> hav a couple of extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around, guess
> where I am going to put em? Yep, border security. So start doing
something
> with your oil.
>
> Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty ---
> starting now. We are tired of the one-way highway. It is time for America
> to focus on the welfare of its own citizens. Some will accuse us of
> isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin."
>
> Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the
> world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the
> planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate
> homelessness in America.
>
> To the nations on List 1, a final thought, thanks guys, we owe you and
we
> won't forget. To the nations on List 2, thanks for nothing.
>
> God bless America.
>
> Thank you and good night.
>
> (If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in
English,
> thank a soldier.)
>
>
our first went south in to the States and then on into Mexico. True we may
not have much of a Military (blame the dame tree huggin' Liberals) but boy
don't you ever try to invade our malls.. we have one with a bigger sub
fleet the our navy. :P
Snow...
"CRWLR" <beerman@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:10hfh4p2gmbmtd1@corp.supernews.com...
> WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR OUR PRESIDENT GIVE THE
> FOLLOWING SPEECH?
>
> My Fellow Americans:
>
> As you all know, the defeat of the Iraqi regime has been completed.
Since
> congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in
> Iraq is finished.
>
> This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American
> forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now
> time to begin the reckoning. Before me, I have two lists.
>
> One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side
> during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain,
> Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there.
>
> The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the
> world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing
> copies of both lists later this evening.
>
> Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those
> nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved
> during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the
Iraqi
> war.
>
> The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world
> hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
>
> Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
>
> In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this
money
> toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home.
>
> On that note, a word to --------- organizations. Screw with us and we
will
> hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the
> earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe
> China.
>
> To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace deal
> now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to
Russia
> for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables, too.
>
> I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with
France,
> Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring
> from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
>
> I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN
> diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking
> tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and
> crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps
> have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or
> watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of
the
> finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.
>
> A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are
likely
> to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not
> pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and
his
> entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. Since I will
> hav a couple of extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around, guess
> where I am going to put em? Yep, border security. So start doing
something
> with your oil.
>
> Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty ---
> starting now. We are tired of the one-way highway. It is time for America
> to focus on the welfare of its own citizens. Some will accuse us of
> isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin."
>
> Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the
> world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the
> planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate
> homelessness in America.
>
> To the nations on List 1, a final thought, thanks guys, we owe you and
we
> won't forget. To the nations on List 2, thanks for nothing.
>
> God bless America.
>
> Thank you and good night.
>
> (If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in
English,
> thank a soldier.)
>
>
08-09-2004, 04:46 PM
#10
Guest
Posts: n/a
Re: OT - I just got this in my email and thought I would share
The United Nations is a joke! Their one big chance would have been
to stop the genocide or ethnic cleansing that killed eight hundred
thousand in Africa, back in '94:
http://www.thestar.com/NASApp/cs/Con...l=968350116795
And our stupid bleeding heart liberals believe we should have waited
another ten years to liberate Iraq and free ourselves from ---------?
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
Jim85CJ wrote:
>
> Gee, I hope the UN is OK with this... LOL
to stop the genocide or ethnic cleansing that killed eight hundred
thousand in Africa, back in '94:
http://www.thestar.com/NASApp/cs/Con...l=968350116795
And our stupid bleeding heart liberals believe we should have waited
another ten years to liberate Iraq and free ourselves from ---------?
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
Jim85CJ wrote:
>
> Gee, I hope the UN is OK with this... LOL
