Off Topic today is June 6, 2006
#31
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Re: Off Topic today is June 6, 2006
Well..... I might just let them keep France next time...
"L.W.(Bill) ------ III" <----------@***.net> wrote in message
news:44860318.2096B4F0@***.net...
> Thanks for the reminder, those that forget are doomed to relive it.
> God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
> mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
>
> XS11E wrote:
>>
>> More importantly it's the 62nd anniversary of the invasion of Normamdy
>> and the beginning of the end of World War II.
>>
>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Normandy
"L.W.(Bill) ------ III" <----------@***.net> wrote in message
news:44860318.2096B4F0@***.net...
> Thanks for the reminder, those that forget are doomed to relive it.
> God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
> mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
>
> XS11E wrote:
>>
>> More importantly it's the 62nd anniversary of the invasion of Normamdy
>> and the beginning of the end of World War II.
>>
>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Normandy
#32
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Re: Off Topic today is June 6, 2006
OK, you guys asked for this one <G>
OK, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast. But did you know:
* $665.95 - Retail price of the Beast
* $699.25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% sales tax
* $769.95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and
replacement soul
* $766.25 - Price of the Best with extended 6 year 66,000 mile
warranty.
* $656.66 - Walmart price of the Beast.
* 00666 - Zip code of the Beast.
* 1-900-666-0666 - Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now!
$6.66/minute. Over 18 please.
* Route 666 - Highway of the Beast
* 666 F - Oven temperature for roast Beast
* 666(k) - Retirement plan of the Beast
* 6.66 % - 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast National
Bank, $666 minimum deposit.
* i66686 - CPU of the Beast
* 666i - BMW of the Beast
* 668 - Next-door neighbor of the Beast
L.W.(Bill) ------ III wrote:
> Or 666.
> God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
> mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
OK, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast. But did you know:
* $665.95 - Retail price of the Beast
* $699.25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% sales tax
* $769.95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and
replacement soul
* $766.25 - Price of the Best with extended 6 year 66,000 mile
warranty.
* $656.66 - Walmart price of the Beast.
* 00666 - Zip code of the Beast.
* 1-900-666-0666 - Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now!
$6.66/minute. Over 18 please.
* Route 666 - Highway of the Beast
* 666 F - Oven temperature for roast Beast
* 666(k) - Retirement plan of the Beast
* 6.66 % - 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast National
Bank, $666 minimum deposit.
* i66686 - CPU of the Beast
* 666i - BMW of the Beast
* 668 - Next-door neighbor of the Beast
L.W.(Bill) ------ III wrote:
> Or 666.
> God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
> mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
#33
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Re: Off Topic today is June 6, 2006
OK, you guys asked for this one <G>
OK, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast. But did you know:
* $665.95 - Retail price of the Beast
* $699.25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% sales tax
* $769.95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and
replacement soul
* $766.25 - Price of the Best with extended 6 year 66,000 mile
warranty.
* $656.66 - Walmart price of the Beast.
* 00666 - Zip code of the Beast.
* 1-900-666-0666 - Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now!
$6.66/minute. Over 18 please.
* Route 666 - Highway of the Beast
* 666 F - Oven temperature for roast Beast
* 666(k) - Retirement plan of the Beast
* 6.66 % - 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast National
Bank, $666 minimum deposit.
* i66686 - CPU of the Beast
* 666i - BMW of the Beast
* 668 - Next-door neighbor of the Beast
L.W.(Bill) ------ III wrote:
> Or 666.
> God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
> mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
OK, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast. But did you know:
* $665.95 - Retail price of the Beast
* $699.25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% sales tax
* $769.95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and
replacement soul
* $766.25 - Price of the Best with extended 6 year 66,000 mile
warranty.
* $656.66 - Walmart price of the Beast.
* 00666 - Zip code of the Beast.
* 1-900-666-0666 - Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now!
$6.66/minute. Over 18 please.
* Route 666 - Highway of the Beast
* 666 F - Oven temperature for roast Beast
* 666(k) - Retirement plan of the Beast
* 6.66 % - 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast National
Bank, $666 minimum deposit.
* i66686 - CPU of the Beast
* 666i - BMW of the Beast
* 668 - Next-door neighbor of the Beast
L.W.(Bill) ------ III wrote:
> Or 666.
> God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
> mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
#34
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Re: Off Topic today is June 6, 2006
OK, you guys asked for this one <G>
OK, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast. But did you know:
* $665.95 - Retail price of the Beast
* $699.25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% sales tax
* $769.95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and
replacement soul
* $766.25 - Price of the Best with extended 6 year 66,000 mile
warranty.
* $656.66 - Walmart price of the Beast.
* 00666 - Zip code of the Beast.
* 1-900-666-0666 - Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now!
$6.66/minute. Over 18 please.
* Route 666 - Highway of the Beast
* 666 F - Oven temperature for roast Beast
* 666(k) - Retirement plan of the Beast
* 6.66 % - 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast National
Bank, $666 minimum deposit.
* i66686 - CPU of the Beast
* 666i - BMW of the Beast
* 668 - Next-door neighbor of the Beast
L.W.(Bill) ------ III wrote:
> Or 666.
> God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
> mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
OK, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast. But did you know:
* $665.95 - Retail price of the Beast
* $699.25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% sales tax
* $769.95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and
replacement soul
* $766.25 - Price of the Best with extended 6 year 66,000 mile
warranty.
* $656.66 - Walmart price of the Beast.
* 00666 - Zip code of the Beast.
* 1-900-666-0666 - Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now!
$6.66/minute. Over 18 please.
* Route 666 - Highway of the Beast
* 666 F - Oven temperature for roast Beast
* 666(k) - Retirement plan of the Beast
* 6.66 % - 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast National
Bank, $666 minimum deposit.
* i66686 - CPU of the Beast
* 666i - BMW of the Beast
* 668 - Next-door neighbor of the Beast
L.W.(Bill) ------ III wrote:
> Or 666.
> God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
> mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
#35
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Re: Off Topic today is June 6, 2006
You've got WAY too much time on your hands, Jeff.
Surely there's something better to do out there in the "triangle".
Spdloader
"Jeff DeWitt" <JeffDeWitt@nc.rr.com> wrote in message
news:Tuqhg.47813$Lg.9448@tornado.southeast.rr.com. ..
> OK, you guys asked for this one <G>
>
> OK, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast. But did you know:
>
> * $665.95 - Retail price of the Beast
> * $699.25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% sales tax
> * $769.95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement
> soul
> * $766.25 - Price of the Best with extended 6 year 66,000 mile
> warranty.
> * $656.66 - Walmart price of the Beast.
> * 00666 - Zip code of the Beast.
> * 1-900-666-0666 - Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now!
> $6.66/minute. Over 18 please.
> * Route 666 - Highway of the Beast
> * 666 F - Oven temperature for roast Beast
> * 666(k) - Retirement plan of the Beast
> * 6.66 % - 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast National Bank, $666
> minimum deposit.
> * i66686 - CPU of the Beast
> * 666i - BMW of the Beast
> * 668 - Next-door neighbor of the Beast
>
>
>
> L.W.(Bill) ------ III wrote:
>> Or 666. God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
>> mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
Surely there's something better to do out there in the "triangle".
Spdloader
"Jeff DeWitt" <JeffDeWitt@nc.rr.com> wrote in message
news:Tuqhg.47813$Lg.9448@tornado.southeast.rr.com. ..
> OK, you guys asked for this one <G>
>
> OK, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast. But did you know:
>
> * $665.95 - Retail price of the Beast
> * $699.25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% sales tax
> * $769.95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement
> soul
> * $766.25 - Price of the Best with extended 6 year 66,000 mile
> warranty.
> * $656.66 - Walmart price of the Beast.
> * 00666 - Zip code of the Beast.
> * 1-900-666-0666 - Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now!
> $6.66/minute. Over 18 please.
> * Route 666 - Highway of the Beast
> * 666 F - Oven temperature for roast Beast
> * 666(k) - Retirement plan of the Beast
> * 6.66 % - 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast National Bank, $666
> minimum deposit.
> * i66686 - CPU of the Beast
> * 666i - BMW of the Beast
> * 668 - Next-door neighbor of the Beast
>
>
>
> L.W.(Bill) ------ III wrote:
>> Or 666. God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
>> mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
#36
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Re: Off Topic today is June 6, 2006
You've got WAY too much time on your hands, Jeff.
Surely there's something better to do out there in the "triangle".
Spdloader
"Jeff DeWitt" <JeffDeWitt@nc.rr.com> wrote in message
news:Tuqhg.47813$Lg.9448@tornado.southeast.rr.com. ..
> OK, you guys asked for this one <G>
>
> OK, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast. But did you know:
>
> * $665.95 - Retail price of the Beast
> * $699.25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% sales tax
> * $769.95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement
> soul
> * $766.25 - Price of the Best with extended 6 year 66,000 mile
> warranty.
> * $656.66 - Walmart price of the Beast.
> * 00666 - Zip code of the Beast.
> * 1-900-666-0666 - Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now!
> $6.66/minute. Over 18 please.
> * Route 666 - Highway of the Beast
> * 666 F - Oven temperature for roast Beast
> * 666(k) - Retirement plan of the Beast
> * 6.66 % - 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast National Bank, $666
> minimum deposit.
> * i66686 - CPU of the Beast
> * 666i - BMW of the Beast
> * 668 - Next-door neighbor of the Beast
>
>
>
> L.W.(Bill) ------ III wrote:
>> Or 666. God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
>> mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
Surely there's something better to do out there in the "triangle".
Spdloader
"Jeff DeWitt" <JeffDeWitt@nc.rr.com> wrote in message
news:Tuqhg.47813$Lg.9448@tornado.southeast.rr.com. ..
> OK, you guys asked for this one <G>
>
> OK, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast. But did you know:
>
> * $665.95 - Retail price of the Beast
> * $699.25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% sales tax
> * $769.95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement
> soul
> * $766.25 - Price of the Best with extended 6 year 66,000 mile
> warranty.
> * $656.66 - Walmart price of the Beast.
> * 00666 - Zip code of the Beast.
> * 1-900-666-0666 - Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now!
> $6.66/minute. Over 18 please.
> * Route 666 - Highway of the Beast
> * 666 F - Oven temperature for roast Beast
> * 666(k) - Retirement plan of the Beast
> * 6.66 % - 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast National Bank, $666
> minimum deposit.
> * i66686 - CPU of the Beast
> * 666i - BMW of the Beast
> * 668 - Next-door neighbor of the Beast
>
>
>
> L.W.(Bill) ------ III wrote:
>> Or 666. God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
>> mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
#37
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Re: Off Topic today is June 6, 2006
You've got WAY too much time on your hands, Jeff.
Surely there's something better to do out there in the "triangle".
Spdloader
"Jeff DeWitt" <JeffDeWitt@nc.rr.com> wrote in message
news:Tuqhg.47813$Lg.9448@tornado.southeast.rr.com. ..
> OK, you guys asked for this one <G>
>
> OK, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast. But did you know:
>
> * $665.95 - Retail price of the Beast
> * $699.25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% sales tax
> * $769.95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement
> soul
> * $766.25 - Price of the Best with extended 6 year 66,000 mile
> warranty.
> * $656.66 - Walmart price of the Beast.
> * 00666 - Zip code of the Beast.
> * 1-900-666-0666 - Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now!
> $6.66/minute. Over 18 please.
> * Route 666 - Highway of the Beast
> * 666 F - Oven temperature for roast Beast
> * 666(k) - Retirement plan of the Beast
> * 6.66 % - 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast National Bank, $666
> minimum deposit.
> * i66686 - CPU of the Beast
> * 666i - BMW of the Beast
> * 668 - Next-door neighbor of the Beast
>
>
>
> L.W.(Bill) ------ III wrote:
>> Or 666. God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
>> mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
Surely there's something better to do out there in the "triangle".
Spdloader
"Jeff DeWitt" <JeffDeWitt@nc.rr.com> wrote in message
news:Tuqhg.47813$Lg.9448@tornado.southeast.rr.com. ..
> OK, you guys asked for this one <G>
>
> OK, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast. But did you know:
>
> * $665.95 - Retail price of the Beast
> * $699.25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% sales tax
> * $769.95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement
> soul
> * $766.25 - Price of the Best with extended 6 year 66,000 mile
> warranty.
> * $656.66 - Walmart price of the Beast.
> * 00666 - Zip code of the Beast.
> * 1-900-666-0666 - Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now!
> $6.66/minute. Over 18 please.
> * Route 666 - Highway of the Beast
> * 666 F - Oven temperature for roast Beast
> * 666(k) - Retirement plan of the Beast
> * 6.66 % - 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast National Bank, $666
> minimum deposit.
> * i66686 - CPU of the Beast
> * 666i - BMW of the Beast
> * 668 - Next-door neighbor of the Beast
>
>
>
> L.W.(Bill) ------ III wrote:
>> Or 666. God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
>> mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
#38
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Re: Off Topic today is June 6, 2006
You have some spare time, Jeff. I live near the old Route 666, but the U.S.
government, which is not supposed to have any "law respecting an
establishment of religion", has changed it to U.S. 491. To add insult to
injury, Purgatory ski resort has been changed to "Durango Mountain Resort".
Most locals blame these events on the process of Californication. Let's
have a moment of silence, for the disappearance of Hell, or at least Hellish
names, from Earth.
Earle
"Jeff DeWitt" <JeffDeWitt@nc.rr.com> wrote in message
news:Tuqhg.47813$Lg.9448@tornado.southeast.rr.com. ..
> OK, you guys asked for this one <G>
>
> OK, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast. But did you know:
>
> * $665.95 - Retail price of the Beast
> * $699.25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% sales tax
> * $769.95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and
> replacement soul
> * $766.25 - Price of the Best with extended 6 year 66,000 mile
> warranty.
> * $656.66 - Walmart price of the Beast.
> * 00666 - Zip code of the Beast.
> * 1-900-666-0666 - Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now!
> $6.66/minute. Over 18 please.
> * Route 666 - Highway of the Beast
> * 666 F - Oven temperature for roast Beast
> * 666(k) - Retirement plan of the Beast
> * 6.66 % - 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast National
> Bank, $666 minimum deposit.
> * i66686 - CPU of the Beast
> * 666i - BMW of the Beast
> * 668 - Next-door neighbor of the Beast
>
>
>
> L.W.(Bill) ------ III wrote:
> > Or 666.
> > God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
> > mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
--
Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com
government, which is not supposed to have any "law respecting an
establishment of religion", has changed it to U.S. 491. To add insult to
injury, Purgatory ski resort has been changed to "Durango Mountain Resort".
Most locals blame these events on the process of Californication. Let's
have a moment of silence, for the disappearance of Hell, or at least Hellish
names, from Earth.
Earle
"Jeff DeWitt" <JeffDeWitt@nc.rr.com> wrote in message
news:Tuqhg.47813$Lg.9448@tornado.southeast.rr.com. ..
> OK, you guys asked for this one <G>
>
> OK, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast. But did you know:
>
> * $665.95 - Retail price of the Beast
> * $699.25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% sales tax
> * $769.95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and
> replacement soul
> * $766.25 - Price of the Best with extended 6 year 66,000 mile
> warranty.
> * $656.66 - Walmart price of the Beast.
> * 00666 - Zip code of the Beast.
> * 1-900-666-0666 - Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now!
> $6.66/minute. Over 18 please.
> * Route 666 - Highway of the Beast
> * 666 F - Oven temperature for roast Beast
> * 666(k) - Retirement plan of the Beast
> * 6.66 % - 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast National
> Bank, $666 minimum deposit.
> * i66686 - CPU of the Beast
> * 666i - BMW of the Beast
> * 668 - Next-door neighbor of the Beast
>
>
>
> L.W.(Bill) ------ III wrote:
> > Or 666.
> > God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
> > mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
--
Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com
#39
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Re: Off Topic today is June 6, 2006
You have some spare time, Jeff. I live near the old Route 666, but the U.S.
government, which is not supposed to have any "law respecting an
establishment of religion", has changed it to U.S. 491. To add insult to
injury, Purgatory ski resort has been changed to "Durango Mountain Resort".
Most locals blame these events on the process of Californication. Let's
have a moment of silence, for the disappearance of Hell, or at least Hellish
names, from Earth.
Earle
"Jeff DeWitt" <JeffDeWitt@nc.rr.com> wrote in message
news:Tuqhg.47813$Lg.9448@tornado.southeast.rr.com. ..
> OK, you guys asked for this one <G>
>
> OK, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast. But did you know:
>
> * $665.95 - Retail price of the Beast
> * $699.25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% sales tax
> * $769.95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and
> replacement soul
> * $766.25 - Price of the Best with extended 6 year 66,000 mile
> warranty.
> * $656.66 - Walmart price of the Beast.
> * 00666 - Zip code of the Beast.
> * 1-900-666-0666 - Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now!
> $6.66/minute. Over 18 please.
> * Route 666 - Highway of the Beast
> * 666 F - Oven temperature for roast Beast
> * 666(k) - Retirement plan of the Beast
> * 6.66 % - 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast National
> Bank, $666 minimum deposit.
> * i66686 - CPU of the Beast
> * 666i - BMW of the Beast
> * 668 - Next-door neighbor of the Beast
>
>
>
> L.W.(Bill) ------ III wrote:
> > Or 666.
> > God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
> > mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
--
Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com
government, which is not supposed to have any "law respecting an
establishment of religion", has changed it to U.S. 491. To add insult to
injury, Purgatory ski resort has been changed to "Durango Mountain Resort".
Most locals blame these events on the process of Californication. Let's
have a moment of silence, for the disappearance of Hell, or at least Hellish
names, from Earth.
Earle
"Jeff DeWitt" <JeffDeWitt@nc.rr.com> wrote in message
news:Tuqhg.47813$Lg.9448@tornado.southeast.rr.com. ..
> OK, you guys asked for this one <G>
>
> OK, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast. But did you know:
>
> * $665.95 - Retail price of the Beast
> * $699.25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% sales tax
> * $769.95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and
> replacement soul
> * $766.25 - Price of the Best with extended 6 year 66,000 mile
> warranty.
> * $656.66 - Walmart price of the Beast.
> * 00666 - Zip code of the Beast.
> * 1-900-666-0666 - Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now!
> $6.66/minute. Over 18 please.
> * Route 666 - Highway of the Beast
> * 666 F - Oven temperature for roast Beast
> * 666(k) - Retirement plan of the Beast
> * 6.66 % - 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast National
> Bank, $666 minimum deposit.
> * i66686 - CPU of the Beast
> * 666i - BMW of the Beast
> * 668 - Next-door neighbor of the Beast
>
>
>
> L.W.(Bill) ------ III wrote:
> > Or 666.
> > God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
> > mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
--
Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com
#40
Guest
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Re: Off Topic today is June 6, 2006
You have some spare time, Jeff. I live near the old Route 666, but the U.S.
government, which is not supposed to have any "law respecting an
establishment of religion", has changed it to U.S. 491. To add insult to
injury, Purgatory ski resort has been changed to "Durango Mountain Resort".
Most locals blame these events on the process of Californication. Let's
have a moment of silence, for the disappearance of Hell, or at least Hellish
names, from Earth.
Earle
"Jeff DeWitt" <JeffDeWitt@nc.rr.com> wrote in message
news:Tuqhg.47813$Lg.9448@tornado.southeast.rr.com. ..
> OK, you guys asked for this one <G>
>
> OK, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast. But did you know:
>
> * $665.95 - Retail price of the Beast
> * $699.25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% sales tax
> * $769.95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and
> replacement soul
> * $766.25 - Price of the Best with extended 6 year 66,000 mile
> warranty.
> * $656.66 - Walmart price of the Beast.
> * 00666 - Zip code of the Beast.
> * 1-900-666-0666 - Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now!
> $6.66/minute. Over 18 please.
> * Route 666 - Highway of the Beast
> * 666 F - Oven temperature for roast Beast
> * 666(k) - Retirement plan of the Beast
> * 6.66 % - 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast National
> Bank, $666 minimum deposit.
> * i66686 - CPU of the Beast
> * 666i - BMW of the Beast
> * 668 - Next-door neighbor of the Beast
>
>
>
> L.W.(Bill) ------ III wrote:
> > Or 666.
> > God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
> > mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
--
Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com
government, which is not supposed to have any "law respecting an
establishment of religion", has changed it to U.S. 491. To add insult to
injury, Purgatory ski resort has been changed to "Durango Mountain Resort".
Most locals blame these events on the process of Californication. Let's
have a moment of silence, for the disappearance of Hell, or at least Hellish
names, from Earth.
Earle
"Jeff DeWitt" <JeffDeWitt@nc.rr.com> wrote in message
news:Tuqhg.47813$Lg.9448@tornado.southeast.rr.com. ..
> OK, you guys asked for this one <G>
>
> OK, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast. But did you know:
>
> * $665.95 - Retail price of the Beast
> * $699.25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% sales tax
> * $769.95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and
> replacement soul
> * $766.25 - Price of the Best with extended 6 year 66,000 mile
> warranty.
> * $656.66 - Walmart price of the Beast.
> * 00666 - Zip code of the Beast.
> * 1-900-666-0666 - Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now!
> $6.66/minute. Over 18 please.
> * Route 666 - Highway of the Beast
> * 666 F - Oven temperature for roast Beast
> * 666(k) - Retirement plan of the Beast
> * 6.66 % - 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast National
> Bank, $666 minimum deposit.
> * i66686 - CPU of the Beast
> * 666i - BMW of the Beast
> * 668 - Next-door neighbor of the Beast
>
>
>
> L.W.(Bill) ------ III wrote:
> > Or 666.
> > God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
> > mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
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