O.T. Humor- Biker Gang
01-19-2006, 09:52 AM
#11
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Re: O.T. Humor- Biker Gang
Umm, is your clock off an hour Kate?
Mike
"KJ.Kate" wrote:
>
> LOL!
> That was a good one!
>
> KJK
>
> "FrankW" <fworm@norpak.ca> wrote in message
> news:L6qdnQuP6Z3-DFLeRVn-jw@magma.ca...
> :A man appears before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done
> : anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asks.
> :
> : "Well, I can think of one thing," the man offers. "Once, on a trip to
> : the Black Hills, out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of
> : high-testosterone bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed
> : them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the
> : largest and most heavily tattooed biker. I smacked him on the head,
> : kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the
> : ground, and told him, 'Leave her alone now or you'll answer to me.'"
> :
> : St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"
> :
> : "Just a couple of minutes ago."
> :
Mike
"KJ.Kate" wrote:
>
> LOL!
> That was a good one!
>
> KJK
>
> "FrankW" <fworm@norpak.ca> wrote in message
> news:L6qdnQuP6Z3-DFLeRVn-jw@magma.ca...
> :A man appears before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done
> : anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asks.
> :
> : "Well, I can think of one thing," the man offers. "Once, on a trip to
> : the Black Hills, out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of
> : high-testosterone bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed
> : them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the
> : largest and most heavily tattooed biker. I smacked him on the head,
> : kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the
> : ground, and told him, 'Leave her alone now or you'll answer to me.'"
> :
> : St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"
> :
> : "Just a couple of minutes ago."
> :
01-19-2006, 09:52 AM
#12
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Re: O.T. Humor- Biker Gang
Umm, is your clock off an hour Kate?
Mike
"KJ.Kate" wrote:
>
> LOL!
> That was a good one!
>
> KJK
>
> "FrankW" <fworm@norpak.ca> wrote in message
> news:L6qdnQuP6Z3-DFLeRVn-jw@magma.ca...
> :A man appears before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done
> : anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asks.
> :
> : "Well, I can think of one thing," the man offers. "Once, on a trip to
> : the Black Hills, out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of
> : high-testosterone bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed
> : them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the
> : largest and most heavily tattooed biker. I smacked him on the head,
> : kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the
> : ground, and told him, 'Leave her alone now or you'll answer to me.'"
> :
> : St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"
> :
> : "Just a couple of minutes ago."
> :
Mike
"KJ.Kate" wrote:
>
> LOL!
> That was a good one!
>
> KJK
>
> "FrankW" <fworm@norpak.ca> wrote in message
> news:L6qdnQuP6Z3-DFLeRVn-jw@magma.ca...
> :A man appears before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done
> : anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asks.
> :
> : "Well, I can think of one thing," the man offers. "Once, on a trip to
> : the Black Hills, out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of
> : high-testosterone bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed
> : them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the
> : largest and most heavily tattooed biker. I smacked him on the head,
> : kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the
> : ground, and told him, 'Leave her alone now or you'll answer to me.'"
> :
> : St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"
> :
> : "Just a couple of minutes ago."
> :
01-19-2006, 09:52 AM
#13
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Re: O.T. Humor- Biker Gang
Umm, is your clock off an hour Kate?
Mike
"KJ.Kate" wrote:
>
> LOL!
> That was a good one!
>
> KJK
>
> "FrankW" <fworm@norpak.ca> wrote in message
> news:L6qdnQuP6Z3-DFLeRVn-jw@magma.ca...
> :A man appears before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done
> : anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asks.
> :
> : "Well, I can think of one thing," the man offers. "Once, on a trip to
> : the Black Hills, out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of
> : high-testosterone bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed
> : them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the
> : largest and most heavily tattooed biker. I smacked him on the head,
> : kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the
> : ground, and told him, 'Leave her alone now or you'll answer to me.'"
> :
> : St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"
> :
> : "Just a couple of minutes ago."
> :
Mike
"KJ.Kate" wrote:
>
> LOL!
> That was a good one!
>
> KJK
>
> "FrankW" <fworm@norpak.ca> wrote in message
> news:L6qdnQuP6Z3-DFLeRVn-jw@magma.ca...
> :A man appears before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done
> : anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asks.
> :
> : "Well, I can think of one thing," the man offers. "Once, on a trip to
> : the Black Hills, out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of
> : high-testosterone bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed
> : them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the
> : largest and most heavily tattooed biker. I smacked him on the head,
> : kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the
> : ground, and told him, 'Leave her alone now or you'll answer to me.'"
> :
> : St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"
> :
> : "Just a couple of minutes ago."
> :
01-19-2006, 06:13 PM
#17
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Re: O.T. Humor- Biker Gang
It kinda looks that way....
Awww crap.
Please god... not my cmos battery....
PHEW
It was the windows site that made it off an hour. Pointed it at the .gov
site and all is well
It looked kind of funny yesterday but I wasn't watching that closely.
Thanks Mikie!
KJK
"Mike Romain" <romainm@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
news:43CFA7C1.31D78CB5@sympatico.ca...
: Umm, is your clock off an hour Kate?
:
: Mike
:
: "KJ.Kate" wrote:
: >
: > LOL!
: > That was a good one!
: >
: > KJK
: >
: > "FrankW" <fworm@norpak.ca> wrote in message
: > news:L6qdnQuP6Z3-DFLeRVn-jw@magma.ca...
: > :A man appears before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done
: > : anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asks.
: > :
: > : "Well, I can think of one thing," the man offers. "Once, on a trip to
: > : the Black Hills, out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of
: > : high-testosterone bikers who were threatening a young woman. I
directed
: > : them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the
: > : largest and most heavily tattooed biker. I smacked him on the head,
: > : kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the
: > : ground, and told him, 'Leave her alone now or you'll answer to me.'"
: > :
: > : St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"
: > :
: > : "Just a couple of minutes ago."
: > :
Awww crap.
Please god... not my cmos battery....
PHEW
It was the windows site that made it off an hour. Pointed it at the .gov
site and all is well
It looked kind of funny yesterday but I wasn't watching that closely.
Thanks Mikie!
KJK
"Mike Romain" <romainm@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
news:43CFA7C1.31D78CB5@sympatico.ca...
: Umm, is your clock off an hour Kate?
:
: Mike
:
: "KJ.Kate" wrote:
: >
: > LOL!
: > That was a good one!
: >
: > KJK
: >
: > "FrankW" <fworm@norpak.ca> wrote in message
: > news:L6qdnQuP6Z3-DFLeRVn-jw@magma.ca...
: > :A man appears before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done
: > : anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asks.
: > :
: > : "Well, I can think of one thing," the man offers. "Once, on a trip to
: > : the Black Hills, out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of
: > : high-testosterone bikers who were threatening a young woman. I
directed
: > : them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the
: > : largest and most heavily tattooed biker. I smacked him on the head,
: > : kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the
: > : ground, and told him, 'Leave her alone now or you'll answer to me.'"
: > :
: > : St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"
: > :
: > : "Just a couple of minutes ago."
: > :
01-19-2006, 06:13 PM
#18
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Posts: n/a
Re: O.T. Humor- Biker Gang
It kinda looks that way....
Awww crap.
Please god... not my cmos battery....
PHEW
It was the windows site that made it off an hour. Pointed it at the .gov
site and all is well
It looked kind of funny yesterday but I wasn't watching that closely.
Thanks Mikie!
KJK
"Mike Romain" <romainm@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
news:43CFA7C1.31D78CB5@sympatico.ca...
: Umm, is your clock off an hour Kate?
:
: Mike
:
: "KJ.Kate" wrote:
: >
: > LOL!
: > That was a good one!
: >
: > KJK
: >
: > "FrankW" <fworm@norpak.ca> wrote in message
: > news:L6qdnQuP6Z3-DFLeRVn-jw@magma.ca...
: > :A man appears before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done
: > : anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asks.
: > :
: > : "Well, I can think of one thing," the man offers. "Once, on a trip to
: > : the Black Hills, out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of
: > : high-testosterone bikers who were threatening a young woman. I
directed
: > : them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the
: > : largest and most heavily tattooed biker. I smacked him on the head,
: > : kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the
: > : ground, and told him, 'Leave her alone now or you'll answer to me.'"
: > :
: > : St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"
: > :
: > : "Just a couple of minutes ago."
: > :
Awww crap.
Please god... not my cmos battery....
PHEW
It was the windows site that made it off an hour. Pointed it at the .gov
site and all is well
It looked kind of funny yesterday but I wasn't watching that closely.
Thanks Mikie!
KJK
"Mike Romain" <romainm@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
news:43CFA7C1.31D78CB5@sympatico.ca...
: Umm, is your clock off an hour Kate?
:
: Mike
:
: "KJ.Kate" wrote:
: >
: > LOL!
: > That was a good one!
: >
: > KJK
: >
: > "FrankW" <fworm@norpak.ca> wrote in message
: > news:L6qdnQuP6Z3-DFLeRVn-jw@magma.ca...
: > :A man appears before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done
: > : anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asks.
: > :
: > : "Well, I can think of one thing," the man offers. "Once, on a trip to
: > : the Black Hills, out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of
: > : high-testosterone bikers who were threatening a young woman. I
directed
: > : them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the
: > : largest and most heavily tattooed biker. I smacked him on the head,
: > : kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the
: > : ground, and told him, 'Leave her alone now or you'll answer to me.'"
: > :
: > : St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"
: > :
: > : "Just a couple of minutes ago."
: > :
01-19-2006, 06:13 PM
#19
Guest
Posts: n/a
Re: O.T. Humor- Biker Gang
It kinda looks that way....
Awww crap.
Please god... not my cmos battery....
PHEW
It was the windows site that made it off an hour. Pointed it at the .gov
site and all is well
It looked kind of funny yesterday but I wasn't watching that closely.
Thanks Mikie!
KJK
"Mike Romain" <romainm@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
news:43CFA7C1.31D78CB5@sympatico.ca...
: Umm, is your clock off an hour Kate?
:
: Mike
:
: "KJ.Kate" wrote:
: >
: > LOL!
: > That was a good one!
: >
: > KJK
: >
: > "FrankW" <fworm@norpak.ca> wrote in message
: > news:L6qdnQuP6Z3-DFLeRVn-jw@magma.ca...
: > :A man appears before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done
: > : anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asks.
: > :
: > : "Well, I can think of one thing," the man offers. "Once, on a trip to
: > : the Black Hills, out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of
: > : high-testosterone bikers who were threatening a young woman. I
directed
: > : them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the
: > : largest and most heavily tattooed biker. I smacked him on the head,
: > : kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the
: > : ground, and told him, 'Leave her alone now or you'll answer to me.'"
: > :
: > : St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"
: > :
: > : "Just a couple of minutes ago."
: > :
Awww crap.
Please god... not my cmos battery....
PHEW
It was the windows site that made it off an hour. Pointed it at the .gov
site and all is well
It looked kind of funny yesterday but I wasn't watching that closely.
Thanks Mikie!
KJK
"Mike Romain" <romainm@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
news:43CFA7C1.31D78CB5@sympatico.ca...
: Umm, is your clock off an hour Kate?
:
: Mike
:
: "KJ.Kate" wrote:
: >
: > LOL!
: > That was a good one!
: >
: > KJK
: >
: > "FrankW" <fworm@norpak.ca> wrote in message
: > news:L6qdnQuP6Z3-DFLeRVn-jw@magma.ca...
: > :A man appears before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done
: > : anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asks.
: > :
: > : "Well, I can think of one thing," the man offers. "Once, on a trip to
: > : the Black Hills, out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of
: > : high-testosterone bikers who were threatening a young woman. I
directed
: > : them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the
: > : largest and most heavily tattooed biker. I smacked him on the head,
: > : kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the
: > : ground, and told him, 'Leave her alone now or you'll answer to me.'"
: > :
: > : St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"
: > :
: > : "Just a couple of minutes ago."
: > :
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