Let's see your Jeep
#131
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Re: Let's see your Jeep
"Dave Milne" <jeep@_removethisbit_milne.info> wrote
> Point out that welding can't be that hard , where is the welder, why the
> garage is in such a mess, you are going to clean it up, and
> Jimmie-you-remember-him-from-wherever made a great one for his daughter
and
> it only took him 30 seconds.
>
> Preferrably all on one breath.
>
> Dave Milne, Scotland
>
>
> ROFLMAO!
> Ok.... I'll give it a try.
>
> If you don't hear from me in a while, that means he welded my dumb ***
into
> the corner of the shop and left me there until I quit pestering him.
>
> Kate
Blimey, clearly I can go a lot further than I dared with my wife when she
nags.
Thanks Kate !
:-)
Dave.
----
Ok, I tried it.
He looked at me all puzzled, kind of like when you try to teach your dog a
new trick. .
I told him you put me up to it and he laughed and muttered something under
his breath and told me that the money he's making on the dock he's building
is to buy the steel for my bumper
Now I feel like a rat.
Umm... Dave, if you DO weld her into a corner, you'd better be LONG GONE by
the time she gets loose or you'll be singing tenor in the church choir!
Kate
#132
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Re: Let's see your Jeep
"Dave Milne" <jeep@_removethisbit_milne.info> wrote
> Point out that welding can't be that hard , where is the welder, why the
> garage is in such a mess, you are going to clean it up, and
> Jimmie-you-remember-him-from-wherever made a great one for his daughter
and
> it only took him 30 seconds.
>
> Preferrably all on one breath.
>
> Dave Milne, Scotland
>
>
> ROFLMAO!
> Ok.... I'll give it a try.
>
> If you don't hear from me in a while, that means he welded my dumb ***
into
> the corner of the shop and left me there until I quit pestering him.
>
> Kate
Blimey, clearly I can go a lot further than I dared with my wife when she
nags.
Thanks Kate !
:-)
Dave.
----
Ok, I tried it.
He looked at me all puzzled, kind of like when you try to teach your dog a
new trick. .
I told him you put me up to it and he laughed and muttered something under
his breath and told me that the money he's making on the dock he's building
is to buy the steel for my bumper
Now I feel like a rat.
Umm... Dave, if you DO weld her into a corner, you'd better be LONG GONE by
the time she gets loose or you'll be singing tenor in the church choir!
Kate
#133
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Re: Let's see your Jeep
"Dave Milne" <jeep@_removethisbit_milne.info> wrote
> Point out that welding can't be that hard , where is the welder, why the
> garage is in such a mess, you are going to clean it up, and
> Jimmie-you-remember-him-from-wherever made a great one for his daughter
and
> it only took him 30 seconds.
>
> Preferrably all on one breath.
>
> Dave Milne, Scotland
>
>
> ROFLMAO!
> Ok.... I'll give it a try.
>
> If you don't hear from me in a while, that means he welded my dumb ***
into
> the corner of the shop and left me there until I quit pestering him.
>
> Kate
Blimey, clearly I can go a lot further than I dared with my wife when she
nags.
Thanks Kate !
:-)
Dave.
----
Ok, I tried it.
He looked at me all puzzled, kind of like when you try to teach your dog a
new trick. .
I told him you put me up to it and he laughed and muttered something under
his breath and told me that the money he's making on the dock he's building
is to buy the steel for my bumper
Now I feel like a rat.
Umm... Dave, if you DO weld her into a corner, you'd better be LONG GONE by
the time she gets loose or you'll be singing tenor in the church choir!
Kate
#134
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Re: Let's see your Jeep
Kate proclaimed:
> "duna6430" <duna6430@gmail.com> wrote
> *snipped*
> Thanks Tim, and thanks for the tips on photos. I'm in the same boat
> with the wife in regard to CJs - somedays I'm a hero, somedays I'm a
> goat. This weekend I'm super-goat as I try to replace that master
> cylinder and fix the leaky differential...one day she'll appreciate
> the Scrambler...
>
> --
>
> Ok, here's the deal.
> Somedays you're a hero... the Jeep may not be the reason.
> Other days you're a goat... again... it may not be the Jeep's fault.
>
> Have ANY of you guys ever thought that the reason your wife gets mad about
> your Jeep, is because she is feeling like she is playing second fiddle to
> it?
> Women are weird that way if they aren't into stuff like that.
I'm lucky, ours is actually *her* jeep, but she prefers not to drive.
>
> Here's what I suggest.
> Next time she's cranky and directs it at your beloved Jeep, swoop her up,
> smooch her all over, drag her off for a nooner, out to dinner, back down the
> hall again for some more *ehm* lovin and pester her until she BEGS you to go
> out and work on your Jeep so she can have some peace and quiet.
Or buy her a Jeep.
>
> She's simply feeling neglected, that's all. Maybe there is some sort of a
> honey-do that she thinks need to be done more than the Jeep needs to be
> fixed. Yea, honey-dos suck, but hey, if one will get her off your back for
> awhile, what the hell, bite the bullet.
OK, so buy a pink Jeep. [/ducks]
>
> Luckily, I'm the one with the Jeep habit around here.... I try to do the
> same thing to get hubs started on my projects.
> So... any advice on how to get him started on that front bumper? I've
> already tried all of the above.... doesn't seem to work on men. LOL
>
....there are techniques that work pretty reliably.
> "duna6430" <duna6430@gmail.com> wrote
> *snipped*
> Thanks Tim, and thanks for the tips on photos. I'm in the same boat
> with the wife in regard to CJs - somedays I'm a hero, somedays I'm a
> goat. This weekend I'm super-goat as I try to replace that master
> cylinder and fix the leaky differential...one day she'll appreciate
> the Scrambler...
>
> --
>
> Ok, here's the deal.
> Somedays you're a hero... the Jeep may not be the reason.
> Other days you're a goat... again... it may not be the Jeep's fault.
>
> Have ANY of you guys ever thought that the reason your wife gets mad about
> your Jeep, is because she is feeling like she is playing second fiddle to
> it?
> Women are weird that way if they aren't into stuff like that.
I'm lucky, ours is actually *her* jeep, but she prefers not to drive.
>
> Here's what I suggest.
> Next time she's cranky and directs it at your beloved Jeep, swoop her up,
> smooch her all over, drag her off for a nooner, out to dinner, back down the
> hall again for some more *ehm* lovin and pester her until she BEGS you to go
> out and work on your Jeep so she can have some peace and quiet.
Or buy her a Jeep.
>
> She's simply feeling neglected, that's all. Maybe there is some sort of a
> honey-do that she thinks need to be done more than the Jeep needs to be
> fixed. Yea, honey-dos suck, but hey, if one will get her off your back for
> awhile, what the hell, bite the bullet.
OK, so buy a pink Jeep. [/ducks]
>
> Luckily, I'm the one with the Jeep habit around here.... I try to do the
> same thing to get hubs started on my projects.
> So... any advice on how to get him started on that front bumper? I've
> already tried all of the above.... doesn't seem to work on men. LOL
>
....there are techniques that work pretty reliably.
#135
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Re: Let's see your Jeep
Kate proclaimed:
> "duna6430" <duna6430@gmail.com> wrote
> *snipped*
> Thanks Tim, and thanks for the tips on photos. I'm in the same boat
> with the wife in regard to CJs - somedays I'm a hero, somedays I'm a
> goat. This weekend I'm super-goat as I try to replace that master
> cylinder and fix the leaky differential...one day she'll appreciate
> the Scrambler...
>
> --
>
> Ok, here's the deal.
> Somedays you're a hero... the Jeep may not be the reason.
> Other days you're a goat... again... it may not be the Jeep's fault.
>
> Have ANY of you guys ever thought that the reason your wife gets mad about
> your Jeep, is because she is feeling like she is playing second fiddle to
> it?
> Women are weird that way if they aren't into stuff like that.
I'm lucky, ours is actually *her* jeep, but she prefers not to drive.
>
> Here's what I suggest.
> Next time she's cranky and directs it at your beloved Jeep, swoop her up,
> smooch her all over, drag her off for a nooner, out to dinner, back down the
> hall again for some more *ehm* lovin and pester her until she BEGS you to go
> out and work on your Jeep so she can have some peace and quiet.
Or buy her a Jeep.
>
> She's simply feeling neglected, that's all. Maybe there is some sort of a
> honey-do that she thinks need to be done more than the Jeep needs to be
> fixed. Yea, honey-dos suck, but hey, if one will get her off your back for
> awhile, what the hell, bite the bullet.
OK, so buy a pink Jeep. [/ducks]
>
> Luckily, I'm the one with the Jeep habit around here.... I try to do the
> same thing to get hubs started on my projects.
> So... any advice on how to get him started on that front bumper? I've
> already tried all of the above.... doesn't seem to work on men. LOL
>
....there are techniques that work pretty reliably.
> "duna6430" <duna6430@gmail.com> wrote
> *snipped*
> Thanks Tim, and thanks for the tips on photos. I'm in the same boat
> with the wife in regard to CJs - somedays I'm a hero, somedays I'm a
> goat. This weekend I'm super-goat as I try to replace that master
> cylinder and fix the leaky differential...one day she'll appreciate
> the Scrambler...
>
> --
>
> Ok, here's the deal.
> Somedays you're a hero... the Jeep may not be the reason.
> Other days you're a goat... again... it may not be the Jeep's fault.
>
> Have ANY of you guys ever thought that the reason your wife gets mad about
> your Jeep, is because she is feeling like she is playing second fiddle to
> it?
> Women are weird that way if they aren't into stuff like that.
I'm lucky, ours is actually *her* jeep, but she prefers not to drive.
>
> Here's what I suggest.
> Next time she's cranky and directs it at your beloved Jeep, swoop her up,
> smooch her all over, drag her off for a nooner, out to dinner, back down the
> hall again for some more *ehm* lovin and pester her until she BEGS you to go
> out and work on your Jeep so she can have some peace and quiet.
Or buy her a Jeep.
>
> She's simply feeling neglected, that's all. Maybe there is some sort of a
> honey-do that she thinks need to be done more than the Jeep needs to be
> fixed. Yea, honey-dos suck, but hey, if one will get her off your back for
> awhile, what the hell, bite the bullet.
OK, so buy a pink Jeep. [/ducks]
>
> Luckily, I'm the one with the Jeep habit around here.... I try to do the
> same thing to get hubs started on my projects.
> So... any advice on how to get him started on that front bumper? I've
> already tried all of the above.... doesn't seem to work on men. LOL
>
....there are techniques that work pretty reliably.
#136
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Re: Let's see your Jeep
Kate proclaimed:
> "duna6430" <duna6430@gmail.com> wrote
> *snipped*
> Thanks Tim, and thanks for the tips on photos. I'm in the same boat
> with the wife in regard to CJs - somedays I'm a hero, somedays I'm a
> goat. This weekend I'm super-goat as I try to replace that master
> cylinder and fix the leaky differential...one day she'll appreciate
> the Scrambler...
>
> --
>
> Ok, here's the deal.
> Somedays you're a hero... the Jeep may not be the reason.
> Other days you're a goat... again... it may not be the Jeep's fault.
>
> Have ANY of you guys ever thought that the reason your wife gets mad about
> your Jeep, is because she is feeling like she is playing second fiddle to
> it?
> Women are weird that way if they aren't into stuff like that.
I'm lucky, ours is actually *her* jeep, but she prefers not to drive.
>
> Here's what I suggest.
> Next time she's cranky and directs it at your beloved Jeep, swoop her up,
> smooch her all over, drag her off for a nooner, out to dinner, back down the
> hall again for some more *ehm* lovin and pester her until she BEGS you to go
> out and work on your Jeep so she can have some peace and quiet.
Or buy her a Jeep.
>
> She's simply feeling neglected, that's all. Maybe there is some sort of a
> honey-do that she thinks need to be done more than the Jeep needs to be
> fixed. Yea, honey-dos suck, but hey, if one will get her off your back for
> awhile, what the hell, bite the bullet.
OK, so buy a pink Jeep. [/ducks]
>
> Luckily, I'm the one with the Jeep habit around here.... I try to do the
> same thing to get hubs started on my projects.
> So... any advice on how to get him started on that front bumper? I've
> already tried all of the above.... doesn't seem to work on men. LOL
>
....there are techniques that work pretty reliably.
> "duna6430" <duna6430@gmail.com> wrote
> *snipped*
> Thanks Tim, and thanks for the tips on photos. I'm in the same boat
> with the wife in regard to CJs - somedays I'm a hero, somedays I'm a
> goat. This weekend I'm super-goat as I try to replace that master
> cylinder and fix the leaky differential...one day she'll appreciate
> the Scrambler...
>
> --
>
> Ok, here's the deal.
> Somedays you're a hero... the Jeep may not be the reason.
> Other days you're a goat... again... it may not be the Jeep's fault.
>
> Have ANY of you guys ever thought that the reason your wife gets mad about
> your Jeep, is because she is feeling like she is playing second fiddle to
> it?
> Women are weird that way if they aren't into stuff like that.
I'm lucky, ours is actually *her* jeep, but she prefers not to drive.
>
> Here's what I suggest.
> Next time she's cranky and directs it at your beloved Jeep, swoop her up,
> smooch her all over, drag her off for a nooner, out to dinner, back down the
> hall again for some more *ehm* lovin and pester her until she BEGS you to go
> out and work on your Jeep so she can have some peace and quiet.
Or buy her a Jeep.
>
> She's simply feeling neglected, that's all. Maybe there is some sort of a
> honey-do that she thinks need to be done more than the Jeep needs to be
> fixed. Yea, honey-dos suck, but hey, if one will get her off your back for
> awhile, what the hell, bite the bullet.
OK, so buy a pink Jeep. [/ducks]
>
> Luckily, I'm the one with the Jeep habit around here.... I try to do the
> same thing to get hubs started on my projects.
> So... any advice on how to get him started on that front bumper? I've
> already tried all of the above.... doesn't seem to work on men. LOL
>
....there are techniques that work pretty reliably.
#137
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Re: Let's see your Jeep
Kate proclaimed:
> "duna6430" <duna6430@gmail.com> wrote
> *snipped*
> Thanks Tim, and thanks for the tips on photos. I'm in the same boat
> with the wife in regard to CJs - somedays I'm a hero, somedays I'm a
> goat. This weekend I'm super-goat as I try to replace that master
> cylinder and fix the leaky differential...one day she'll appreciate
> the Scrambler...
>
> --
>
> Ok, here's the deal.
> Somedays you're a hero... the Jeep may not be the reason.
> Other days you're a goat... again... it may not be the Jeep's fault.
>
> Have ANY of you guys ever thought that the reason your wife gets mad about
> your Jeep, is because she is feeling like she is playing second fiddle to
> it?
> Women are weird that way if they aren't into stuff like that.
I'm lucky, ours is actually *her* jeep, but she prefers not to drive.
>
> Here's what I suggest.
> Next time she's cranky and directs it at your beloved Jeep, swoop her up,
> smooch her all over, drag her off for a nooner, out to dinner, back down the
> hall again for some more *ehm* lovin and pester her until she BEGS you to go
> out and work on your Jeep so she can have some peace and quiet.
Or buy her a Jeep.
>
> She's simply feeling neglected, that's all. Maybe there is some sort of a
> honey-do that she thinks need to be done more than the Jeep needs to be
> fixed. Yea, honey-dos suck, but hey, if one will get her off your back for
> awhile, what the hell, bite the bullet.
OK, so buy a pink Jeep. [/ducks]
>
> Luckily, I'm the one with the Jeep habit around here.... I try to do the
> same thing to get hubs started on my projects.
> So... any advice on how to get him started on that front bumper? I've
> already tried all of the above.... doesn't seem to work on men. LOL
>
....there are techniques that work pretty reliably.
> "duna6430" <duna6430@gmail.com> wrote
> *snipped*
> Thanks Tim, and thanks for the tips on photos. I'm in the same boat
> with the wife in regard to CJs - somedays I'm a hero, somedays I'm a
> goat. This weekend I'm super-goat as I try to replace that master
> cylinder and fix the leaky differential...one day she'll appreciate
> the Scrambler...
>
> --
>
> Ok, here's the deal.
> Somedays you're a hero... the Jeep may not be the reason.
> Other days you're a goat... again... it may not be the Jeep's fault.
>
> Have ANY of you guys ever thought that the reason your wife gets mad about
> your Jeep, is because she is feeling like she is playing second fiddle to
> it?
> Women are weird that way if they aren't into stuff like that.
I'm lucky, ours is actually *her* jeep, but she prefers not to drive.
>
> Here's what I suggest.
> Next time she's cranky and directs it at your beloved Jeep, swoop her up,
> smooch her all over, drag her off for a nooner, out to dinner, back down the
> hall again for some more *ehm* lovin and pester her until she BEGS you to go
> out and work on your Jeep so she can have some peace and quiet.
Or buy her a Jeep.
>
> She's simply feeling neglected, that's all. Maybe there is some sort of a
> honey-do that she thinks need to be done more than the Jeep needs to be
> fixed. Yea, honey-dos suck, but hey, if one will get her off your back for
> awhile, what the hell, bite the bullet.
OK, so buy a pink Jeep. [/ducks]
>
> Luckily, I'm the one with the Jeep habit around here.... I try to do the
> same thing to get hubs started on my projects.
> So... any advice on how to get him started on that front bumper? I've
> already tried all of the above.... doesn't seem to work on men. LOL
>
....there are techniques that work pretty reliably.
#138
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Re: Let's see your Jeep
"Kate" <svtkate@spam.filter> wrote in message
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> Ok, I tried it.
> He looked at me all puzzled, kind of like when you try to teach your dog a
> new trick. .
>
> I told him you put me up to it and he laughed and muttered something under
> his breath and told me that the money he's making on the dock he's
building
> is to buy the steel for my bumper
> Now I feel like a rat.
> Umm... Dave, if you DO weld her into a corner, you'd better be LONG GONE
by
> the time she gets loose or you'll be singing tenor in the church choir!
>
> Kate
Guess so...
Dave Milne, Scotland
#139
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Re: Let's see your Jeep
"Kate" <svtkate@spam.filter> wrote in message
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> Ok, I tried it.
> He looked at me all puzzled, kind of like when you try to teach your dog a
> new trick. .
>
> I told him you put me up to it and he laughed and muttered something under
> his breath and told me that the money he's making on the dock he's
building
> is to buy the steel for my bumper
> Now I feel like a rat.
> Umm... Dave, if you DO weld her into a corner, you'd better be LONG GONE
by
> the time she gets loose or you'll be singing tenor in the church choir!
>
> Kate
Guess so...
Dave Milne, Scotland
#140
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Re: Let's see your Jeep
"Kate" <svtkate@spam.filter> wrote in message
news:Tg_Ii.100628$jH3.3741@bignews6.bellsouth.net. ..
> Ok, I tried it.
> He looked at me all puzzled, kind of like when you try to teach your dog a
> new trick. .
>
> I told him you put me up to it and he laughed and muttered something under
> his breath and told me that the money he's making on the dock he's
building
> is to buy the steel for my bumper
> Now I feel like a rat.
> Umm... Dave, if you DO weld her into a corner, you'd better be LONG GONE
by
> the time she gets loose or you'll be singing tenor in the church choir!
>
> Kate
Guess so...
Dave Milne, Scotland