The "Joshua Nelson" Story
10-16-2003, 04:33 PM
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The "Joshua Nelson" Story
CHAPTER ONE:
Scene opens in a hot, arid wasteland in Moab. A group of Jeeps and
drivers have convened near a sprinkling of boulders. Two Jeepers are
approaching the group.
twaldron: "Hey Joshie! Watch out, I almost stepped in a pile of dog ----!"
Joshie: "No, tw. That's not dog ----."
twaldron: "Um, yeah it is, and I almost stepped in it. Just trying to
help you out a bit."
Joshie: "No, dude, it's not dog ----, it's vanilla ice cream".
twaldron: "Joshie, I don't think vanilla ice cream would be here in the
middle of Moab, in
August. Besides, it's brown and smelly."
Joshie: "No, I am telling you it's not dog ----!!!"
(THE GROUP OF JEEPERS CLOSE IN)
TJim: "Hey man, it's dog ----!"
Nathan: "Brother, you're wrong, it's dog ----. I've been working with
dog ---- since I was
five and I know dog ----. That's it!"
L.W. (Bill) ------ III: "I guess then rivet makers spawn tadpoles during
1958?"
http:\\rivetmakers.com "American integrity has gone to hell in a hand
basket, and you
young guys don't care".
Jerry Bransford: "This is exactly why I don't visit here much anymore!"
Jeff Strickland: "Dude, it's ----! Grow up!"
travis: "Hey guys, I'm not real experienced at this, can you tell me why
it's ----?"
Joshie: "It's not ---- and I'm gonna prove it." (pulls out spoon).
Nathan: "Don't do it, brother!"
Joshie: "Yes! MMMmmmm! Yummie! See?! It's not ----, it's vanilla ice
cream!!"
(A NEW JEEPER APPROACHES)
Mike Romain: (walks up) Oh! You've got ---- on your chin, Joshie!"
Joshie: "No! It's good, it's NOT DOG ----! What a bunch of morons!!"
(...to be continued...)
--
__________________________________________________ _________
tw
03 TJ Rubicon
01 XJ Sport
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
-- Dave Barry
http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
(Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
__________________________________________________ _________
Scene opens in a hot, arid wasteland in Moab. A group of Jeeps and
drivers have convened near a sprinkling of boulders. Two Jeepers are
approaching the group.
twaldron: "Hey Joshie! Watch out, I almost stepped in a pile of dog ----!"
Joshie: "No, tw. That's not dog ----."
twaldron: "Um, yeah it is, and I almost stepped in it. Just trying to
help you out a bit."
Joshie: "No, dude, it's not dog ----, it's vanilla ice cream".
twaldron: "Joshie, I don't think vanilla ice cream would be here in the
middle of Moab, in
August. Besides, it's brown and smelly."
Joshie: "No, I am telling you it's not dog ----!!!"
(THE GROUP OF JEEPERS CLOSE IN)
TJim: "Hey man, it's dog ----!"
Nathan: "Brother, you're wrong, it's dog ----. I've been working with
dog ---- since I was
five and I know dog ----. That's it!"
L.W. (Bill) ------ III: "I guess then rivet makers spawn tadpoles during
1958?"
http:\\rivetmakers.com "American integrity has gone to hell in a hand
basket, and you
young guys don't care".
Jerry Bransford: "This is exactly why I don't visit here much anymore!"
Jeff Strickland: "Dude, it's ----! Grow up!"
travis: "Hey guys, I'm not real experienced at this, can you tell me why
it's ----?"
Joshie: "It's not ---- and I'm gonna prove it." (pulls out spoon).
Nathan: "Don't do it, brother!"
Joshie: "Yes! MMMmmmm! Yummie! See?! It's not ----, it's vanilla ice
cream!!"
(A NEW JEEPER APPROACHES)
Mike Romain: (walks up) Oh! You've got ---- on your chin, Joshie!"
Joshie: "No! It's good, it's NOT DOG ----! What a bunch of morons!!"
(...to be continued...)
--
__________________________________________________ _________
tw
03 TJ Rubicon
01 XJ Sport
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
-- Dave Barry
http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
(Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
__________________________________________________ _________
10-16-2003, 04:37 PM
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Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story
Dude, this is ----. Grow up. :-)
PS
I like it.
"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
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> CHAPTER ONE:
>
> Scene opens in a hot, arid wasteland in Moab. A group of Jeeps and
> drivers have convened near a sprinkling of boulders. Two Jeepers are
> approaching the group.
>
> twaldron: "Hey Joshie! Watch out, I almost stepped in a pile of dog ----!"
>
> Joshie: "No, tw. That's not dog ----."
>
> twaldron: "Um, yeah it is, and I almost stepped in it. Just trying to
> help you out a bit."
>
> Joshie: "No, dude, it's not dog ----, it's vanilla ice cream".
>
> twaldron: "Joshie, I don't think vanilla ice cream would be here in the
> middle of Moab, in
> August. Besides, it's brown and smelly."
>
> Joshie: "No, I am telling you it's not dog ----!!!"
>
> (THE GROUP OF JEEPERS CLOSE IN)
>
> TJim: "Hey man, it's dog ----!"
>
> Nathan: "Brother, you're wrong, it's dog ----. I've been working with
> dog ---- since I was
> five and I know dog ----. That's it!"
>
> L.W. (Bill) ------ III: "I guess then rivet makers spawn tadpoles during
> 1958?"
> http:\\rivetmakers.com "American integrity has gone to hell in a hand
> basket, and you
> young guys don't care".
>
> Jerry Bransford: "This is exactly why I don't visit here much anymore!"
>
> Jeff Strickland: "Dude, it's ----! Grow up!"
>
> travis: "Hey guys, I'm not real experienced at this, can you tell me why
> it's ----?"
>
> Joshie: "It's not ---- and I'm gonna prove it." (pulls out spoon).
>
> Nathan: "Don't do it, brother!"
>
> Joshie: "Yes! MMMmmmm! Yummie! See?! It's not ----, it's vanilla ice
> cream!!"
>
> (A NEW JEEPER APPROACHES)
>
> Mike Romain: (walks up) Oh! You've got ---- on your chin, Joshie!"
>
> Joshie: "No! It's good, it's NOT DOG ----! What a bunch of morons!!"
>
> (...to be continued...)
>
> --
> __________________________________________________ _________
> tw
> 03 TJ Rubicon
> 01 XJ Sport
>
> There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> -- Dave Barry
>
> http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
> (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
> __________________________________________________ _________
>
PS
I like it.
"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
news:JgDjb.238$gk.148@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com.. .
> CHAPTER ONE:
>
> Scene opens in a hot, arid wasteland in Moab. A group of Jeeps and
> drivers have convened near a sprinkling of boulders. Two Jeepers are
> approaching the group.
>
> twaldron: "Hey Joshie! Watch out, I almost stepped in a pile of dog ----!"
>
> Joshie: "No, tw. That's not dog ----."
>
> twaldron: "Um, yeah it is, and I almost stepped in it. Just trying to
> help you out a bit."
>
> Joshie: "No, dude, it's not dog ----, it's vanilla ice cream".
>
> twaldron: "Joshie, I don't think vanilla ice cream would be here in the
> middle of Moab, in
> August. Besides, it's brown and smelly."
>
> Joshie: "No, I am telling you it's not dog ----!!!"
>
> (THE GROUP OF JEEPERS CLOSE IN)
>
> TJim: "Hey man, it's dog ----!"
>
> Nathan: "Brother, you're wrong, it's dog ----. I've been working with
> dog ---- since I was
> five and I know dog ----. That's it!"
>
> L.W. (Bill) ------ III: "I guess then rivet makers spawn tadpoles during
> 1958?"
> http:\\rivetmakers.com "American integrity has gone to hell in a hand
> basket, and you
> young guys don't care".
>
> Jerry Bransford: "This is exactly why I don't visit here much anymore!"
>
> Jeff Strickland: "Dude, it's ----! Grow up!"
>
> travis: "Hey guys, I'm not real experienced at this, can you tell me why
> it's ----?"
>
> Joshie: "It's not ---- and I'm gonna prove it." (pulls out spoon).
>
> Nathan: "Don't do it, brother!"
>
> Joshie: "Yes! MMMmmmm! Yummie! See?! It's not ----, it's vanilla ice
> cream!!"
>
> (A NEW JEEPER APPROACHES)
>
> Mike Romain: (walks up) Oh! You've got ---- on your chin, Joshie!"
>
> Joshie: "No! It's good, it's NOT DOG ----! What a bunch of morons!!"
>
> (...to be continued...)
>
> --
> __________________________________________________ _________
> tw
> 03 TJ Rubicon
> 01 XJ Sport
>
> There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> -- Dave Barry
>
> http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
> (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
> __________________________________________________ _________
>
10-16-2003, 04:37 PM
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Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story
Dude, this is ----. Grow up. :-)
PS
I like it.
"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
news:JgDjb.238$gk.148@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com.. .
> CHAPTER ONE:
>
> Scene opens in a hot, arid wasteland in Moab. A group of Jeeps and
> drivers have convened near a sprinkling of boulders. Two Jeepers are
> approaching the group.
>
> twaldron: "Hey Joshie! Watch out, I almost stepped in a pile of dog ----!"
>
> Joshie: "No, tw. That's not dog ----."
>
> twaldron: "Um, yeah it is, and I almost stepped in it. Just trying to
> help you out a bit."
>
> Joshie: "No, dude, it's not dog ----, it's vanilla ice cream".
>
> twaldron: "Joshie, I don't think vanilla ice cream would be here in the
> middle of Moab, in
> August. Besides, it's brown and smelly."
>
> Joshie: "No, I am telling you it's not dog ----!!!"
>
> (THE GROUP OF JEEPERS CLOSE IN)
>
> TJim: "Hey man, it's dog ----!"
>
> Nathan: "Brother, you're wrong, it's dog ----. I've been working with
> dog ---- since I was
> five and I know dog ----. That's it!"
>
> L.W. (Bill) ------ III: "I guess then rivet makers spawn tadpoles during
> 1958?"
> http:\\rivetmakers.com "American integrity has gone to hell in a hand
> basket, and you
> young guys don't care".
>
> Jerry Bransford: "This is exactly why I don't visit here much anymore!"
>
> Jeff Strickland: "Dude, it's ----! Grow up!"
>
> travis: "Hey guys, I'm not real experienced at this, can you tell me why
> it's ----?"
>
> Joshie: "It's not ---- and I'm gonna prove it." (pulls out spoon).
>
> Nathan: "Don't do it, brother!"
>
> Joshie: "Yes! MMMmmmm! Yummie! See?! It's not ----, it's vanilla ice
> cream!!"
>
> (A NEW JEEPER APPROACHES)
>
> Mike Romain: (walks up) Oh! You've got ---- on your chin, Joshie!"
>
> Joshie: "No! It's good, it's NOT DOG ----! What a bunch of morons!!"
>
> (...to be continued...)
>
> --
> __________________________________________________ _________
> tw
> 03 TJ Rubicon
> 01 XJ Sport
>
> There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> -- Dave Barry
>
> http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
> (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
> __________________________________________________ _________
>
PS
I like it.
"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
news:JgDjb.238$gk.148@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com.. .
> CHAPTER ONE:
>
> Scene opens in a hot, arid wasteland in Moab. A group of Jeeps and
> drivers have convened near a sprinkling of boulders. Two Jeepers are
> approaching the group.
>
> twaldron: "Hey Joshie! Watch out, I almost stepped in a pile of dog ----!"
>
> Joshie: "No, tw. That's not dog ----."
>
> twaldron: "Um, yeah it is, and I almost stepped in it. Just trying to
> help you out a bit."
>
> Joshie: "No, dude, it's not dog ----, it's vanilla ice cream".
>
> twaldron: "Joshie, I don't think vanilla ice cream would be here in the
> middle of Moab, in
> August. Besides, it's brown and smelly."
>
> Joshie: "No, I am telling you it's not dog ----!!!"
>
> (THE GROUP OF JEEPERS CLOSE IN)
>
> TJim: "Hey man, it's dog ----!"
>
> Nathan: "Brother, you're wrong, it's dog ----. I've been working with
> dog ---- since I was
> five and I know dog ----. That's it!"
>
> L.W. (Bill) ------ III: "I guess then rivet makers spawn tadpoles during
> 1958?"
> http:\\rivetmakers.com "American integrity has gone to hell in a hand
> basket, and you
> young guys don't care".
>
> Jerry Bransford: "This is exactly why I don't visit here much anymore!"
>
> Jeff Strickland: "Dude, it's ----! Grow up!"
>
> travis: "Hey guys, I'm not real experienced at this, can you tell me why
> it's ----?"
>
> Joshie: "It's not ---- and I'm gonna prove it." (pulls out spoon).
>
> Nathan: "Don't do it, brother!"
>
> Joshie: "Yes! MMMmmmm! Yummie! See?! It's not ----, it's vanilla ice
> cream!!"
>
> (A NEW JEEPER APPROACHES)
>
> Mike Romain: (walks up) Oh! You've got ---- on your chin, Joshie!"
>
> Joshie: "No! It's good, it's NOT DOG ----! What a bunch of morons!!"
>
> (...to be continued...)
>
> --
> __________________________________________________ _________
> tw
> 03 TJ Rubicon
> 01 XJ Sport
>
> There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> -- Dave Barry
>
> http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
> (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
> __________________________________________________ _________
>
10-16-2003, 04:37 PM
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Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story
Dude, this is ----. Grow up. :-)
PS
I like it.
"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
news:JgDjb.238$gk.148@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com.. .
> CHAPTER ONE:
>
> Scene opens in a hot, arid wasteland in Moab. A group of Jeeps and
> drivers have convened near a sprinkling of boulders. Two Jeepers are
> approaching the group.
>
> twaldron: "Hey Joshie! Watch out, I almost stepped in a pile of dog ----!"
>
> Joshie: "No, tw. That's not dog ----."
>
> twaldron: "Um, yeah it is, and I almost stepped in it. Just trying to
> help you out a bit."
>
> Joshie: "No, dude, it's not dog ----, it's vanilla ice cream".
>
> twaldron: "Joshie, I don't think vanilla ice cream would be here in the
> middle of Moab, in
> August. Besides, it's brown and smelly."
>
> Joshie: "No, I am telling you it's not dog ----!!!"
>
> (THE GROUP OF JEEPERS CLOSE IN)
>
> TJim: "Hey man, it's dog ----!"
>
> Nathan: "Brother, you're wrong, it's dog ----. I've been working with
> dog ---- since I was
> five and I know dog ----. That's it!"
>
> L.W. (Bill) ------ III: "I guess then rivet makers spawn tadpoles during
> 1958?"
> http:\\rivetmakers.com "American integrity has gone to hell in a hand
> basket, and you
> young guys don't care".
>
> Jerry Bransford: "This is exactly why I don't visit here much anymore!"
>
> Jeff Strickland: "Dude, it's ----! Grow up!"
>
> travis: "Hey guys, I'm not real experienced at this, can you tell me why
> it's ----?"
>
> Joshie: "It's not ---- and I'm gonna prove it." (pulls out spoon).
>
> Nathan: "Don't do it, brother!"
>
> Joshie: "Yes! MMMmmmm! Yummie! See?! It's not ----, it's vanilla ice
> cream!!"
>
> (A NEW JEEPER APPROACHES)
>
> Mike Romain: (walks up) Oh! You've got ---- on your chin, Joshie!"
>
> Joshie: "No! It's good, it's NOT DOG ----! What a bunch of morons!!"
>
> (...to be continued...)
>
> --
> __________________________________________________ _________
> tw
> 03 TJ Rubicon
> 01 XJ Sport
>
> There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> -- Dave Barry
>
> http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
> (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
> __________________________________________________ _________
>
PS
I like it.
"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
news:JgDjb.238$gk.148@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com.. .
> CHAPTER ONE:
>
> Scene opens in a hot, arid wasteland in Moab. A group of Jeeps and
> drivers have convened near a sprinkling of boulders. Two Jeepers are
> approaching the group.
>
> twaldron: "Hey Joshie! Watch out, I almost stepped in a pile of dog ----!"
>
> Joshie: "No, tw. That's not dog ----."
>
> twaldron: "Um, yeah it is, and I almost stepped in it. Just trying to
> help you out a bit."
>
> Joshie: "No, dude, it's not dog ----, it's vanilla ice cream".
>
> twaldron: "Joshie, I don't think vanilla ice cream would be here in the
> middle of Moab, in
> August. Besides, it's brown and smelly."
>
> Joshie: "No, I am telling you it's not dog ----!!!"
>
> (THE GROUP OF JEEPERS CLOSE IN)
>
> TJim: "Hey man, it's dog ----!"
>
> Nathan: "Brother, you're wrong, it's dog ----. I've been working with
> dog ---- since I was
> five and I know dog ----. That's it!"
>
> L.W. (Bill) ------ III: "I guess then rivet makers spawn tadpoles during
> 1958?"
> http:\\rivetmakers.com "American integrity has gone to hell in a hand
> basket, and you
> young guys don't care".
>
> Jerry Bransford: "This is exactly why I don't visit here much anymore!"
>
> Jeff Strickland: "Dude, it's ----! Grow up!"
>
> travis: "Hey guys, I'm not real experienced at this, can you tell me why
> it's ----?"
>
> Joshie: "It's not ---- and I'm gonna prove it." (pulls out spoon).
>
> Nathan: "Don't do it, brother!"
>
> Joshie: "Yes! MMMmmmm! Yummie! See?! It's not ----, it's vanilla ice
> cream!!"
>
> (A NEW JEEPER APPROACHES)
>
> Mike Romain: (walks up) Oh! You've got ---- on your chin, Joshie!"
>
> Joshie: "No! It's good, it's NOT DOG ----! What a bunch of morons!!"
>
> (...to be continued...)
>
> --
> __________________________________________________ _________
> tw
> 03 TJ Rubicon
> 01 XJ Sport
>
> There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> -- Dave Barry
>
> http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
> (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
> __________________________________________________ _________
>
10-16-2003, 04:45 PM
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Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story
"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
news:JgDjb.238$gk.148@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com.. .
:
: Joshie: "No! It's good, it's NOT DOG ----! What a bunch of morons!!"
:
: (...to be continued...)
:
: --
You have way too much time on your hands. Grow up.
There are plenty of NG's with on-going flame wars, do you really think we
need another one here? Let the Josh thing die. If you don't like him, don't
read his posts.
-Brian
news:JgDjb.238$gk.148@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com.. .
:
: Joshie: "No! It's good, it's NOT DOG ----! What a bunch of morons!!"
:
: (...to be continued...)
:
: --
You have way too much time on your hands. Grow up.
There are plenty of NG's with on-going flame wars, do you really think we
need another one here? Let the Josh thing die. If you don't like him, don't
read his posts.
-Brian
10-16-2003, 04:45 PM
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Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story
"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
news:JgDjb.238$gk.148@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com.. .
:
: Joshie: "No! It's good, it's NOT DOG ----! What a bunch of morons!!"
:
: (...to be continued...)
:
: --
You have way too much time on your hands. Grow up.
There are plenty of NG's with on-going flame wars, do you really think we
need another one here? Let the Josh thing die. If you don't like him, don't
read his posts.
-Brian
news:JgDjb.238$gk.148@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com.. .
:
: Joshie: "No! It's good, it's NOT DOG ----! What a bunch of morons!!"
:
: (...to be continued...)
:
: --
You have way too much time on your hands. Grow up.
There are plenty of NG's with on-going flame wars, do you really think we
need another one here? Let the Josh thing die. If you don't like him, don't
read his posts.
-Brian
10-16-2003, 04:45 PM
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Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story
"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
news:JgDjb.238$gk.148@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com.. .
:
: Joshie: "No! It's good, it's NOT DOG ----! What a bunch of morons!!"
:
: (...to be continued...)
:
: --
You have way too much time on your hands. Grow up.
There are plenty of NG's with on-going flame wars, do you really think we
need another one here? Let the Josh thing die. If you don't like him, don't
read his posts.
-Brian
news:JgDjb.238$gk.148@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com.. .
:
: Joshie: "No! It's good, it's NOT DOG ----! What a bunch of morons!!"
:
: (...to be continued...)
:
: --
You have way too much time on your hands. Grow up.
There are plenty of NG's with on-going flame wars, do you really think we
need another one here? Let the Josh thing die. If you don't like him, don't
read his posts.
-Brian
10-16-2003, 04:46 PM
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Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story
This is good, real good. I kind of feel left-out though.
Earle
"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
news:JgDjb.238$gk.148@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com.. .
> CHAPTER ONE:
>
> Scene opens in a hot, arid wasteland in Moab. A group of Jeeps and
> drivers have convened near a sprinkling of boulders. Two Jeepers are
> approaching the group.
>
> twaldron: "Hey Joshie! Watch out, I almost stepped in a pile of dog ----!"
>
> Joshie: "No, tw. That's not dog ----."
>
> twaldron: "Um, yeah it is, and I almost stepped in it. Just trying to
> help you out a bit."
>
> Joshie: "No, dude, it's not dog ----, it's vanilla ice cream".
>
> twaldron: "Joshie, I don't think vanilla ice cream would be here in the
> middle of Moab, in
> August. Besides, it's brown and smelly."
>
> Joshie: "No, I am telling you it's not dog ----!!!"
>
> (THE GROUP OF JEEPERS CLOSE IN)
>
> TJim: "Hey man, it's dog ----!"
>
> Nathan: "Brother, you're wrong, it's dog ----. I've been working with
> dog ---- since I was
> five and I know dog ----. That's it!"
>
> L.W. (Bill) ------ III: "I guess then rivet makers spawn tadpoles during
> 1958?"
> http:\\rivetmakers.com "American integrity has gone to hell in a hand
> basket, and you
> young guys don't care".
>
> Jerry Bransford: "This is exactly why I don't visit here much anymore!"
>
> Jeff Strickland: "Dude, it's ----! Grow up!"
>
> travis: "Hey guys, I'm not real experienced at this, can you tell me why
> it's ----?"
>
> Joshie: "It's not ---- and I'm gonna prove it." (pulls out spoon).
>
> Nathan: "Don't do it, brother!"
>
> Joshie: "Yes! MMMmmmm! Yummie! See?! It's not ----, it's vanilla ice
> cream!!"
>
> (A NEW JEEPER APPROACHES)
>
> Mike Romain: (walks up) Oh! You've got ---- on your chin, Joshie!"
>
> Joshie: "No! It's good, it's NOT DOG ----! What a bunch of morons!!"
>
> (...to be continued...)
>
> --
> __________________________________________________ _________
> tw
> 03 TJ Rubicon
> 01 XJ Sport
>
> There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> -- Dave Barry
>
> http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
> (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
> __________________________________________________ _________
>
Earle
"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
news:JgDjb.238$gk.148@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com.. .
> CHAPTER ONE:
>
> Scene opens in a hot, arid wasteland in Moab. A group of Jeeps and
> drivers have convened near a sprinkling of boulders. Two Jeepers are
> approaching the group.
>
> twaldron: "Hey Joshie! Watch out, I almost stepped in a pile of dog ----!"
>
> Joshie: "No, tw. That's not dog ----."
>
> twaldron: "Um, yeah it is, and I almost stepped in it. Just trying to
> help you out a bit."
>
> Joshie: "No, dude, it's not dog ----, it's vanilla ice cream".
>
> twaldron: "Joshie, I don't think vanilla ice cream would be here in the
> middle of Moab, in
> August. Besides, it's brown and smelly."
>
> Joshie: "No, I am telling you it's not dog ----!!!"
>
> (THE GROUP OF JEEPERS CLOSE IN)
>
> TJim: "Hey man, it's dog ----!"
>
> Nathan: "Brother, you're wrong, it's dog ----. I've been working with
> dog ---- since I was
> five and I know dog ----. That's it!"
>
> L.W. (Bill) ------ III: "I guess then rivet makers spawn tadpoles during
> 1958?"
> http:\\rivetmakers.com "American integrity has gone to hell in a hand
> basket, and you
> young guys don't care".
>
> Jerry Bransford: "This is exactly why I don't visit here much anymore!"
>
> Jeff Strickland: "Dude, it's ----! Grow up!"
>
> travis: "Hey guys, I'm not real experienced at this, can you tell me why
> it's ----?"
>
> Joshie: "It's not ---- and I'm gonna prove it." (pulls out spoon).
>
> Nathan: "Don't do it, brother!"
>
> Joshie: "Yes! MMMmmmm! Yummie! See?! It's not ----, it's vanilla ice
> cream!!"
>
> (A NEW JEEPER APPROACHES)
>
> Mike Romain: (walks up) Oh! You've got ---- on your chin, Joshie!"
>
> Joshie: "No! It's good, it's NOT DOG ----! What a bunch of morons!!"
>
> (...to be continued...)
>
> --
> __________________________________________________ _________
> tw
> 03 TJ Rubicon
> 01 XJ Sport
>
> There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> -- Dave Barry
>
> http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
> (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
> __________________________________________________ _________
>
10-16-2003, 04:46 PM
#9
Guest
Posts: n/a
Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story
This is good, real good. I kind of feel left-out though.
Earle
"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
news:JgDjb.238$gk.148@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com.. .
> CHAPTER ONE:
>
> Scene opens in a hot, arid wasteland in Moab. A group of Jeeps and
> drivers have convened near a sprinkling of boulders. Two Jeepers are
> approaching the group.
>
> twaldron: "Hey Joshie! Watch out, I almost stepped in a pile of dog ----!"
>
> Joshie: "No, tw. That's not dog ----."
>
> twaldron: "Um, yeah it is, and I almost stepped in it. Just trying to
> help you out a bit."
>
> Joshie: "No, dude, it's not dog ----, it's vanilla ice cream".
>
> twaldron: "Joshie, I don't think vanilla ice cream would be here in the
> middle of Moab, in
> August. Besides, it's brown and smelly."
>
> Joshie: "No, I am telling you it's not dog ----!!!"
>
> (THE GROUP OF JEEPERS CLOSE IN)
>
> TJim: "Hey man, it's dog ----!"
>
> Nathan: "Brother, you're wrong, it's dog ----. I've been working with
> dog ---- since I was
> five and I know dog ----. That's it!"
>
> L.W. (Bill) ------ III: "I guess then rivet makers spawn tadpoles during
> 1958?"
> http:\\rivetmakers.com "American integrity has gone to hell in a hand
> basket, and you
> young guys don't care".
>
> Jerry Bransford: "This is exactly why I don't visit here much anymore!"
>
> Jeff Strickland: "Dude, it's ----! Grow up!"
>
> travis: "Hey guys, I'm not real experienced at this, can you tell me why
> it's ----?"
>
> Joshie: "It's not ---- and I'm gonna prove it." (pulls out spoon).
>
> Nathan: "Don't do it, brother!"
>
> Joshie: "Yes! MMMmmmm! Yummie! See?! It's not ----, it's vanilla ice
> cream!!"
>
> (A NEW JEEPER APPROACHES)
>
> Mike Romain: (walks up) Oh! You've got ---- on your chin, Joshie!"
>
> Joshie: "No! It's good, it's NOT DOG ----! What a bunch of morons!!"
>
> (...to be continued...)
>
> --
> __________________________________________________ _________
> tw
> 03 TJ Rubicon
> 01 XJ Sport
>
> There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> -- Dave Barry
>
> http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
> (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
> __________________________________________________ _________
>
Earle
"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
news:JgDjb.238$gk.148@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com.. .
> CHAPTER ONE:
>
> Scene opens in a hot, arid wasteland in Moab. A group of Jeeps and
> drivers have convened near a sprinkling of boulders. Two Jeepers are
> approaching the group.
>
> twaldron: "Hey Joshie! Watch out, I almost stepped in a pile of dog ----!"
>
> Joshie: "No, tw. That's not dog ----."
>
> twaldron: "Um, yeah it is, and I almost stepped in it. Just trying to
> help you out a bit."
>
> Joshie: "No, dude, it's not dog ----, it's vanilla ice cream".
>
> twaldron: "Joshie, I don't think vanilla ice cream would be here in the
> middle of Moab, in
> August. Besides, it's brown and smelly."
>
> Joshie: "No, I am telling you it's not dog ----!!!"
>
> (THE GROUP OF JEEPERS CLOSE IN)
>
> TJim: "Hey man, it's dog ----!"
>
> Nathan: "Brother, you're wrong, it's dog ----. I've been working with
> dog ---- since I was
> five and I know dog ----. That's it!"
>
> L.W. (Bill) ------ III: "I guess then rivet makers spawn tadpoles during
> 1958?"
> http:\\rivetmakers.com "American integrity has gone to hell in a hand
> basket, and you
> young guys don't care".
>
> Jerry Bransford: "This is exactly why I don't visit here much anymore!"
>
> Jeff Strickland: "Dude, it's ----! Grow up!"
>
> travis: "Hey guys, I'm not real experienced at this, can you tell me why
> it's ----?"
>
> Joshie: "It's not ---- and I'm gonna prove it." (pulls out spoon).
>
> Nathan: "Don't do it, brother!"
>
> Joshie: "Yes! MMMmmmm! Yummie! See?! It's not ----, it's vanilla ice
> cream!!"
>
> (A NEW JEEPER APPROACHES)
>
> Mike Romain: (walks up) Oh! You've got ---- on your chin, Joshie!"
>
> Joshie: "No! It's good, it's NOT DOG ----! What a bunch of morons!!"
>
> (...to be continued...)
>
> --
> __________________________________________________ _________
> tw
> 03 TJ Rubicon
> 01 XJ Sport
>
> There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> -- Dave Barry
>
> http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
> (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
> __________________________________________________ _________
>
10-16-2003, 04:46 PM
#10
Guest
Posts: n/a
Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story
This is good, real good. I kind of feel left-out though.
Earle
"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
news:JgDjb.238$gk.148@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com.. .
> CHAPTER ONE:
>
> Scene opens in a hot, arid wasteland in Moab. A group of Jeeps and
> drivers have convened near a sprinkling of boulders. Two Jeepers are
> approaching the group.
>
> twaldron: "Hey Joshie! Watch out, I almost stepped in a pile of dog ----!"
>
> Joshie: "No, tw. That's not dog ----."
>
> twaldron: "Um, yeah it is, and I almost stepped in it. Just trying to
> help you out a bit."
>
> Joshie: "No, dude, it's not dog ----, it's vanilla ice cream".
>
> twaldron: "Joshie, I don't think vanilla ice cream would be here in the
> middle of Moab, in
> August. Besides, it's brown and smelly."
>
> Joshie: "No, I am telling you it's not dog ----!!!"
>
> (THE GROUP OF JEEPERS CLOSE IN)
>
> TJim: "Hey man, it's dog ----!"
>
> Nathan: "Brother, you're wrong, it's dog ----. I've been working with
> dog ---- since I was
> five and I know dog ----. That's it!"
>
> L.W. (Bill) ------ III: "I guess then rivet makers spawn tadpoles during
> 1958?"
> http:\\rivetmakers.com "American integrity has gone to hell in a hand
> basket, and you
> young guys don't care".
>
> Jerry Bransford: "This is exactly why I don't visit here much anymore!"
>
> Jeff Strickland: "Dude, it's ----! Grow up!"
>
> travis: "Hey guys, I'm not real experienced at this, can you tell me why
> it's ----?"
>
> Joshie: "It's not ---- and I'm gonna prove it." (pulls out spoon).
>
> Nathan: "Don't do it, brother!"
>
> Joshie: "Yes! MMMmmmm! Yummie! See?! It's not ----, it's vanilla ice
> cream!!"
>
> (A NEW JEEPER APPROACHES)
>
> Mike Romain: (walks up) Oh! You've got ---- on your chin, Joshie!"
>
> Joshie: "No! It's good, it's NOT DOG ----! What a bunch of morons!!"
>
> (...to be continued...)
>
> --
> __________________________________________________ _________
> tw
> 03 TJ Rubicon
> 01 XJ Sport
>
> There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> -- Dave Barry
>
> http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
> (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
> __________________________________________________ _________
>
Earle
"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
news:JgDjb.238$gk.148@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com.. .
> CHAPTER ONE:
>
> Scene opens in a hot, arid wasteland in Moab. A group of Jeeps and
> drivers have convened near a sprinkling of boulders. Two Jeepers are
> approaching the group.
>
> twaldron: "Hey Joshie! Watch out, I almost stepped in a pile of dog ----!"
>
> Joshie: "No, tw. That's not dog ----."
>
> twaldron: "Um, yeah it is, and I almost stepped in it. Just trying to
> help you out a bit."
>
> Joshie: "No, dude, it's not dog ----, it's vanilla ice cream".
>
> twaldron: "Joshie, I don't think vanilla ice cream would be here in the
> middle of Moab, in
> August. Besides, it's brown and smelly."
>
> Joshie: "No, I am telling you it's not dog ----!!!"
>
> (THE GROUP OF JEEPERS CLOSE IN)
>
> TJim: "Hey man, it's dog ----!"
>
> Nathan: "Brother, you're wrong, it's dog ----. I've been working with
> dog ---- since I was
> five and I know dog ----. That's it!"
>
> L.W. (Bill) ------ III: "I guess then rivet makers spawn tadpoles during
> 1958?"
> http:\\rivetmakers.com "American integrity has gone to hell in a hand
> basket, and you
> young guys don't care".
>
> Jerry Bransford: "This is exactly why I don't visit here much anymore!"
>
> Jeff Strickland: "Dude, it's ----! Grow up!"
>
> travis: "Hey guys, I'm not real experienced at this, can you tell me why
> it's ----?"
>
> Joshie: "It's not ---- and I'm gonna prove it." (pulls out spoon).
>
> Nathan: "Don't do it, brother!"
>
> Joshie: "Yes! MMMmmmm! Yummie! See?! It's not ----, it's vanilla ice
> cream!!"
>
> (A NEW JEEPER APPROACHES)
>
> Mike Romain: (walks up) Oh! You've got ---- on your chin, Joshie!"
>
> Joshie: "No! It's good, it's NOT DOG ----! What a bunch of morons!!"
>
> (...to be continued...)
>
> --
> __________________________________________________ _________
> tw
> 03 TJ Rubicon
> 01 XJ Sport
>
> There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> -- Dave Barry
>
> http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
> (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
> __________________________________________________ _________
>