Anonymous

Joe Jared aka "Cujo DeSockpuppet" for KOOK of the EPOCH!!

Pinku-Sensei

Anonymous <nobody@aes256.cn> wrote in
news:1c885f61d8f9b4a299ae35b7e2c60559@aes256.cn:

> Joe Jared aka "Cujo DeSockpuppet" for KOOK of the EPOCH!!

Does St00pid have a Tinfoil Sombrero?

http://www.caballista.org/auk/kookle.php?search=bullis

Richard S "Richard the St00pid" Bullis

Rookie Kook of the Year, 1999
Kook of the Month, April 1999
Clueless Newbie of the Month, April 1999
Golden Killfile, July 1999
Looney Maroon Award, April 1999
Looney Maroon Award, May 1999
Looney Maroon Award, June 1999
Looney Maroon Award, August 1999
Looney Maroon Award, May 2001
Looney Maroon Award, July 2001
Joseph Bartlo Memorial Pathetic ---- Pineapple, November 2007
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, July 1999
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, June 2001
Palmjob Paddle, July 1999
Palmjob Paddle, August 1999
Palmjob Paddle, September 1999
Palmjob Paddle, January 2000
Palmjob Paddle, October 2006
George Pickett Memorial Trophy, August 1999
George Pickett Memorial Trophy, January 2000
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, June 2007
Coward of the Month, February 2001
John Martin Grubor Memorial Award
Busted Urinal Award
Unabomber Surprise
Bolo Bullis Foam Duck #5
George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
Kluck Lysaght "Tar & Feathers" Award
Clueless Eternal Newbie Kook of the Century
Kook Kard Deck, Ace of Spades
Kook Chess Set, Blue King's Pawn

No, he doesn't!

Does Brad Jesness have a Tinfoil Sombrero?

http://www.caballista.org/auk/kookle.php?search=jesness

Bradley L "Bard" Jesness

Kook of the Decade
Kook of the Month, July 1997
Clueless Newbie of the Month, July 1999
Golden Killfile, December 1997
Looney Maroon Award, July 1997
Looney Maroon Award, December 1997
Looney Maroon Award, June 1998
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, February 1999
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, February 2005
George Pickett Memorial Trophy, July 1999
Coward of the Month, October 2000
John Martin Grubor Memorial Award
Busted Urinal Award
Unabomber Surprise
Bolo Bullis Foam Duck #1
Bolo Bullis Foam Duck #6
George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
Kluck Lysaght "Tar & Feathers" Award
Kenny McCormick Memorial Medal
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet
Edmond Wollmann Memorial Rubber Turkey Award, New Year's Eve 2005/2006
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, February 1999
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2002
Kook Kard Deck, Queen of Clubs
Kook Chess Set, Blue King's Knight's Pawn
Bradley L "Bard" Jesness, trained by Taylor "Netscum" Jimenez
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle

Bard doesn't, either! Let's see who else this could be.

Does Bill ------ have a Tinfoil Sombero? This won't be as easy as the
last two, as Bizarro's awards will have to be tabulated by hand.

http://www.alcatroll.com/kook-awards/

Kook of the Month, August 2007
Clueless Newbie of the Month, April 2006
Looney Maroon Award, December 2007
George Pickett Memorial Trophy, October 2007
Coward of the Month, August 2007
Coward of the Month, October 2007
Coward of the Month, December 2007
Joseph Bartlo Memorial "Pathetic ---- Pineapple" Award, October 2007
Busted Urinal Award
Unabomber Surprise
Bolo Bullis Foam Duck
Kluck Lysaght Tar & Feathers
Kenny McCormick Memorial Medal
Goofy Azzed Babboon
Jayne Kulikauskas "Chump of the Summer" Pin, 2007

Bizarro lacks a shiny Mexican hat on his head as well.

Wow, Cujo, by being T3h Haetiest on AUK for January, you've managed to
attract four or five new candidates for nice shiny headgear--Ilya and/or
Melanie Shambat, Richard "the St00pid" Bullis, Brad Jesness, and Bill
--------all by your lonesome. Nice work!

[alt.----nozzles added.]

It looks like I'll be busy buying aluminum foil and head models for the
next few months, as I now have six--count 'em, six--candidates on the
short list for Tinfoil Sombreros--Ken Pangborn, Duke the American-
American, The Shambats, St00pid, Bard, and now Bizarro. That certainly
makes up for the dry spell since September.
--
Pinku-Sensei
FNVW of AUK
Acting Pollmaster of AFA-B
Official Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in rec.arts.marching.drumcorps
http://www.caballista.org/auk/index.html

John \C\

"Pinky Due Deco" <pinku-sensei@caballista.org> said in a falsetto voice:

> It looks like I'll be busy sucking my husband's ----
> for a few weeks. His name is Art Deco.

We know Tranny Pinky.

Number One

Cujo DeSockpuppet

"Pinku-Sensei" <pinku-sensei@caballista.org> wrote in
news:Xns9A24B45BAC41Dpinkusenseinetcabalc@204.153. 245.131:

> Anonymous <nobody@aes256.cn> wrote in
> news:1c885f61d8f9b4a299ae35b7e2c60559@aes256.cn:
>
>> Joe Jared aka "Cujo DeSockpuppet" for KOOK of the EPOCH!!
>
> Does St00pid have a Tinfoil Sombrero?
>
> http://www.caballista.org/auk/kookle.php?search=bullis
>
> Richard S "Richard the St00pid" Bullis
>
> Rookie Kook of the Year, 1999
> Kook of the Month, April 1999
> Clueless Newbie of the Month, April 1999
> Golden Killfile, July 1999
> Looney Maroon Award, April 1999
> Looney Maroon Award, May 1999
> Looney Maroon Award, June 1999
> Looney Maroon Award, August 1999
> Looney Maroon Award, May 2001
> Looney Maroon Award, July 2001
> Joseph Bartlo Memorial Pathetic ---- Pineapple, November 2007
> Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, July 1999
> Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, June 2001
> Palmjob Paddle, July 1999
> Palmjob Paddle, August 1999
> Palmjob Paddle, September 1999
> Palmjob Paddle, January 2000
> Palmjob Paddle, October 2006
> George Pickett Memorial Trophy, August 1999
> George Pickett Memorial Trophy, January 2000
> Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, June 2007
> Coward of the Month, February 2001
> John Martin Grubor Memorial Award
> Busted Urinal Award
> Unabomber Surprise
> Bolo Bullis Foam Duck #5
> George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
> Kluck Lysaght "Tar & Feathers" Award
> Clueless Eternal Newbie Kook of the Century
> Kook Kard Deck, Ace of Spades
> Kook Chess Set, Blue King's Pawn
>
> No, he doesn't!
>
> Does Brad Jesness have a Tinfoil Sombrero?
>
> http://www.caballista.org/auk/kookle.php?search=jesness
>
> Bradley L "Bard" Jesness
>
> Kook of the Decade
> Kook of the Month, July 1997
> Clueless Newbie of the Month, July 1999
> Golden Killfile, December 1997
> Looney Maroon Award, July 1997
> Looney Maroon Award, December 1997
> Looney Maroon Award, June 1998
> Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, February 1999
> Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, February 2005
> George Pickett Memorial Trophy, July 1999
> Coward of the Month, October 2000
> John Martin Grubor Memorial Award
> Busted Urinal Award
> Unabomber Surprise
> Bolo Bullis Foam Duck #1
> Bolo Bullis Foam Duck #6
> George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
> Kluck Lysaght "Tar & Feathers" Award
> Kenny McCormick Memorial Medal
> Order of the Holey Sockpuppet
> Edmond Wollmann Memorial Rubber Turkey Award, New Year's Eve 2005/2006
> Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, February 1999
> Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2002
> Kook Kard Deck, Queen of Clubs
> Kook Chess Set, Blue King's Knight's Pawn
> Bradley L "Bard" Jesness, trained by Taylor "Netscum" Jimenez
> Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
>
> Bard doesn't, either! Let's see who else this could be.
>
> Does Bill ------ have a Tinfoil Sombero? This won't be as easy as the
> last two, as Bizarro's awards will have to be tabulated by hand.
>
> http://www.alcatroll.com/kook-awards/
>
> Kook of the Month, August 2007
> Clueless Newbie of the Month, April 2006
> Looney Maroon Award, December 2007
> George Pickett Memorial Trophy, October 2007
> Coward of the Month, August 2007
> Coward of the Month, October 2007
> Coward of the Month, December 2007
> Joseph Bartlo Memorial "Pathetic ---- Pineapple" Award, October 2007
> Busted Urinal Award
> Unabomber Surprise
> Bolo Bullis Foam Duck
> Kluck Lysaght Tar & Feathers
> Kenny McCormick Memorial Medal
> Goofy Azzed Babboon
> Jayne Kulikauskas "Chump of the Summer" Pin, 2007
>
> Bizarro lacks a shiny Mexican hat on his head as well.
>
> Wow, Cujo, by being T3h Haetiest on AUK for January, you've managed to
> attract four or five new candidates for nice shiny headgear--Ilya
> and/or Melanie Shambat, Richard "the St00pid" Bullis, Brad Jesness,
> and Bill --------all by your lonesome. Nice work!
>
> [alt.----nozzles added.]
>
> It looks like I'll be busy buying aluminum foil and head models for
> the next few months, as I now have six--count 'em, six--candidates on
> the short list for Tinfoil Sombreros--Ken Pangborn, Duke the American-
> American, The Shambats, St00pid, Bard, and now Bizarro. That
> certainly makes up for the dry spell since September.

ALL HAIL TEH HATIEST!!!1!!!