Jeep Booby Traps Help
08-27-2003, 02:04 PM
#241
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Re: Jeep Booby Traps Help
Approximately 8/26/03 20:08, Richard Harris uttered for posterity:
> I'm from UK, Pennsyvania, Florida, Virginia, Illinois, Commiefornia twice,
> Germany....
> What does that make me?
> Lost?
> PS been to Texas.....I like the laws, the folks are real great (mostly) but
> the land....flat hot and barren... It's not for this sailor...
Try west Texas.
> I'm from UK, Pennsyvania, Florida, Virginia, Illinois, Commiefornia twice,
> Germany....
> What does that make me?
> Lost?
> PS been to Texas.....I like the laws, the folks are real great (mostly) but
> the land....flat hot and barren... It's not for this sailor...
Try west Texas.
08-27-2003, 02:12 PM
#242
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Re: Jeep Booby Traps Help
In article <i7adnYP0r_k-b9GiXTWJig@comcast.com>,
Lon Stowell <lon.stowell@comcast.net> wrote:
> Approximately 8/26/03 19:36, Jeepers uttered for posterity:
>
> > A yankee is anyone north of the Mason-Nixon line.
> >
> > Texas was it's own country, I decend from Texas, the Nation.
>
> Republic.
I stand corrected.
>
> >
> > You can't help it if you are not from Texas :^) we won't hold it
> > against you.
>
> If you don't behave, we'll have Alaska split in half and
> run Texas down to the 3rd largest state.
We'll still fly our flag high and proud.
Maybe we can have a mosquito competition, 'fraid we'd lose tho. Or how
about a low temp competition, naw, they can have that one too.
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Lon Stowell <lon.stowell@comcast.net> wrote:
> Approximately 8/26/03 19:36, Jeepers uttered for posterity:
>
> > A yankee is anyone north of the Mason-Nixon line.
> >
> > Texas was it's own country, I decend from Texas, the Nation.
>
> Republic.
I stand corrected.
>
> >
> > You can't help it if you are not from Texas :^) we won't hold it
> > against you.
>
> If you don't behave, we'll have Alaska split in half and
> run Texas down to the 3rd largest state.
We'll still fly our flag high and proud.
Maybe we can have a mosquito competition, 'fraid we'd lose tho. Or how
about a low temp competition, naw, they can have that one too.
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08-27-2003, 02:12 PM
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Re: Jeep Booby Traps Help
In article <i7adnYP0r_k-b9GiXTWJig@comcast.com>,
Lon Stowell <lon.stowell@comcast.net> wrote:
> Approximately 8/26/03 19:36, Jeepers uttered for posterity:
>
> > A yankee is anyone north of the Mason-Nixon line.
> >
> > Texas was it's own country, I decend from Texas, the Nation.
>
> Republic.
I stand corrected.
>
> >
> > You can't help it if you are not from Texas :^) we won't hold it
> > against you.
>
> If you don't behave, we'll have Alaska split in half and
> run Texas down to the 3rd largest state.
We'll still fly our flag high and proud.
Maybe we can have a mosquito competition, 'fraid we'd lose tho. Or how
about a low temp competition, naw, they can have that one too.
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Lon Stowell <lon.stowell@comcast.net> wrote:
> Approximately 8/26/03 19:36, Jeepers uttered for posterity:
>
> > A yankee is anyone north of the Mason-Nixon line.
> >
> > Texas was it's own country, I decend from Texas, the Nation.
>
> Republic.
I stand corrected.
>
> >
> > You can't help it if you are not from Texas :^) we won't hold it
> > against you.
>
> If you don't behave, we'll have Alaska split in half and
> run Texas down to the 3rd largest state.
We'll still fly our flag high and proud.
Maybe we can have a mosquito competition, 'fraid we'd lose tho. Or how
about a low temp competition, naw, they can have that one too.
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08-27-2003, 04:58 PM
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Re: Jeep Booby Traps Help
Approximately 8/27/03 11:12, Jeepers uttered for posterity:
run Texas down to the 3rd largest state.
>
> We'll still fly our flag high and proud.
> Maybe we can have a mosquito competition, 'fraid we'd lose tho. Or how
> about a low temp competition, naw, they can have that one too.
Alaska has black flies. And moose flies. And tundra flies. And
deer flies. And ... well you get the picture. Texas wins the
mosquito contest for variety of species, aggression, and size.
In Texas, every Interstate must have 1 mile of straight stretch
every 100 miles so the local mosquitos can use it as emergency
landing zones. And someday am gonna make it down to Big Bend
for a tour.
run Texas down to the 3rd largest state.
>
> We'll still fly our flag high and proud.
> Maybe we can have a mosquito competition, 'fraid we'd lose tho. Or how
> about a low temp competition, naw, they can have that one too.
Alaska has black flies. And moose flies. And tundra flies. And
deer flies. And ... well you get the picture. Texas wins the
mosquito contest for variety of species, aggression, and size.
In Texas, every Interstate must have 1 mile of straight stretch
every 100 miles so the local mosquitos can use it as emergency
landing zones. And someday am gonna make it down to Big Bend
for a tour.
08-27-2003, 04:58 PM
#245
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Re: Jeep Booby Traps Help
Approximately 8/27/03 11:12, Jeepers uttered for posterity:
run Texas down to the 3rd largest state.
>
> We'll still fly our flag high and proud.
> Maybe we can have a mosquito competition, 'fraid we'd lose tho. Or how
> about a low temp competition, naw, they can have that one too.
Alaska has black flies. And moose flies. And tundra flies. And
deer flies. And ... well you get the picture. Texas wins the
mosquito contest for variety of species, aggression, and size.
In Texas, every Interstate must have 1 mile of straight stretch
every 100 miles so the local mosquitos can use it as emergency
landing zones. And someday am gonna make it down to Big Bend
for a tour.
run Texas down to the 3rd largest state.
>
> We'll still fly our flag high and proud.
> Maybe we can have a mosquito competition, 'fraid we'd lose tho. Or how
> about a low temp competition, naw, they can have that one too.
Alaska has black flies. And moose flies. And tundra flies. And
deer flies. And ... well you get the picture. Texas wins the
mosquito contest for variety of species, aggression, and size.
In Texas, every Interstate must have 1 mile of straight stretch
every 100 miles so the local mosquitos can use it as emergency
landing zones. And someday am gonna make it down to Big Bend
for a tour.
08-27-2003, 05:04 PM
#246
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Re: Jeep Booby Traps Help
In article <7uOdnR7KkJ0JhtCiXTWJhg@comcast.com>,
Lon Stowell <lon.stowell@comcast.net> wrote:
> Approximately 8/27/03 11:12, Jeepers uttered for posterity:
> run Texas down to the 3rd largest state.
> >
> > We'll still fly our flag high and proud.
> > Maybe we can have a mosquito competition, 'fraid we'd lose tho. Or how
> > about a low temp competition, naw, they can have that one too.
>
> Alaska has black flies. And moose flies. And tundra flies. And
> deer flies. And ... well you get the picture. Texas wins the
> mosquito contest for variety of species, aggression, and size.
That's why some folks chain their dogs, not to protect you, but to keep
the COASTAL mesquitos from carrying them off. Inland is vastly different
in terms of mesquito populations.
> In Texas, every Interstate must have 1 mile of straight stretch
> every 100 miles so the local mosquitos can use it as emergency
> landing zones.
Not so, only the COASTAL interstates.
> And someday am gonna make it down to Big Bend
> for a tour.
>
Make that the Big Bend area. There is lots more than just the National
Park (which is nice, even has some offroad driving)
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Lon Stowell <lon.stowell@comcast.net> wrote:
> Approximately 8/27/03 11:12, Jeepers uttered for posterity:
> run Texas down to the 3rd largest state.
> >
> > We'll still fly our flag high and proud.
> > Maybe we can have a mosquito competition, 'fraid we'd lose tho. Or how
> > about a low temp competition, naw, they can have that one too.
>
> Alaska has black flies. And moose flies. And tundra flies. And
> deer flies. And ... well you get the picture. Texas wins the
> mosquito contest for variety of species, aggression, and size.
That's why some folks chain their dogs, not to protect you, but to keep
the COASTAL mesquitos from carrying them off. Inland is vastly different
in terms of mesquito populations.
> In Texas, every Interstate must have 1 mile of straight stretch
> every 100 miles so the local mosquitos can use it as emergency
> landing zones.
Not so, only the COASTAL interstates.
> And someday am gonna make it down to Big Bend
> for a tour.
>
Make that the Big Bend area. There is lots more than just the National
Park (which is nice, even has some offroad driving)
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08-27-2003, 05:04 PM
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Re: Jeep Booby Traps Help
In article <7uOdnR7KkJ0JhtCiXTWJhg@comcast.com>,
Lon Stowell <lon.stowell@comcast.net> wrote:
> Approximately 8/27/03 11:12, Jeepers uttered for posterity:
> run Texas down to the 3rd largest state.
> >
> > We'll still fly our flag high and proud.
> > Maybe we can have a mosquito competition, 'fraid we'd lose tho. Or how
> > about a low temp competition, naw, they can have that one too.
>
> Alaska has black flies. And moose flies. And tundra flies. And
> deer flies. And ... well you get the picture. Texas wins the
> mosquito contest for variety of species, aggression, and size.
That's why some folks chain their dogs, not to protect you, but to keep
the COASTAL mesquitos from carrying them off. Inland is vastly different
in terms of mesquito populations.
> In Texas, every Interstate must have 1 mile of straight stretch
> every 100 miles so the local mosquitos can use it as emergency
> landing zones.
Not so, only the COASTAL interstates.
> And someday am gonna make it down to Big Bend
> for a tour.
>
Make that the Big Bend area. There is lots more than just the National
Park (which is nice, even has some offroad driving)
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Lon Stowell <lon.stowell@comcast.net> wrote:
> Approximately 8/27/03 11:12, Jeepers uttered for posterity:
> run Texas down to the 3rd largest state.
> >
> > We'll still fly our flag high and proud.
> > Maybe we can have a mosquito competition, 'fraid we'd lose tho. Or how
> > about a low temp competition, naw, they can have that one too.
>
> Alaska has black flies. And moose flies. And tundra flies. And
> deer flies. And ... well you get the picture. Texas wins the
> mosquito contest for variety of species, aggression, and size.
That's why some folks chain their dogs, not to protect you, but to keep
the COASTAL mesquitos from carrying them off. Inland is vastly different
in terms of mesquito populations.
> In Texas, every Interstate must have 1 mile of straight stretch
> every 100 miles so the local mosquitos can use it as emergency
> landing zones.
Not so, only the COASTAL interstates.
> And someday am gonna make it down to Big Bend
> for a tour.
>
Make that the Big Bend area. There is lots more than just the National
Park (which is nice, even has some offroad driving)
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08-27-2003, 09:52 PM
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Re: Jeep Booby Traps Help
"Lon Stowell" wrote ...
> Hell, in Texas y'all just drive around for a few days with them
> stuck in your windshield.
Only if your windshield wipers and washer don't work up to Texas
standards... I take it that you don't have the 5 hp windshield wiper motors
in your Jeep? What about the swimming pool pumps as replacements for the
washer motors?
> Hell, in Texas y'all just drive around for a few days with them
> stuck in your windshield.
Only if your windshield wipers and washer don't work up to Texas
standards... I take it that you don't have the 5 hp windshield wiper motors
in your Jeep? What about the swimming pool pumps as replacements for the
washer motors?
08-27-2003, 09:52 PM
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Re: Jeep Booby Traps Help
"Lon Stowell" wrote ...
> Hell, in Texas y'all just drive around for a few days with them
> stuck in your windshield.
Only if your windshield wipers and washer don't work up to Texas
standards... I take it that you don't have the 5 hp windshield wiper motors
in your Jeep? What about the swimming pool pumps as replacements for the
washer motors?
> Hell, in Texas y'all just drive around for a few days with them
> stuck in your windshield.
Only if your windshield wipers and washer don't work up to Texas
standards... I take it that you don't have the 5 hp windshield wiper motors
in your Jeep? What about the swimming pool pumps as replacements for the
washer motors?