OH Damn a Cliffhanger!! so long as you don't wake up to find out this was
all a Dream....Bwaahaahahahahha!

"Matt Macchiarolo" <matt@nospamplease.com> wrote in message
news:JJidnRyDUIs0LEDdRVn-gg@comcast.com...
> Damn, now I'll never know why he absolves the seller. How will I ever
sleep
> at night.
>
> "lemonowner" <lemonowner@witsend.com> wrote in message
> news:cbjd64$hu1$3@news5.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > Sorry guys, you are boring me now. My work is done here. I have achieved
> what I set out to. I
> > look forward to many years of happy motoring with BMW and many years
> telling people of my
> > experience with Jeep, DC and some of the imbeciles I met along the way.
> > By the time you read this I will have unsubscribed so you won't even
have
> the satisfaction of
> > me seeing your replies...cherio ;-)))
> >
> >
> >
>
>

 

Would a deeply sincere apology stop the legal freight train?

Matt Macchiarolo wrote:
> T, you owe me a new keyboard, as my water was just sprayed all over it after
> I read your post. Be forewarned I am going to start a class-action lawsuit
> against you, since I'm sure many other keyboards were ruined in this manner
> by your post.
>
> ;-)
>
> "twaldron" <thomas@OBVIOUSrubicons.com> wrote in message
> news:m40Dc.8401$0M3.4313@newssvr22.news.prodigy.co m...
>
>>So you just posted here to cry about your own idiocy and lack of
>>research and forethought, mixed with a very tiny touch of bad luck...now
>>I understand. I wonder why they closed the file on you...puzzling.
>>(cuckoo, cuckoo)
>>
>>I have a hard luck story too, lemonhead:
>>
>>Starving and without money, I decided to resort to looking in a trash
>>bin in the hopes of finding a morsel. WHAT LUCK!! A week old, half eaten
>>McDonalds cheeseburger! After knocking off the worms (you'd think those
>>bastards at Mickey D's could keep the wildlife off the burgers, I'm
>>going to have to file suit about that!) I scarfed it down. A couple
>>hours later, after vomiting most of it up, reeling with abdominal pain,
>>I collapsed on the street corner. WHAT IN GOD'S NAME DOES MCDONALDS PUT
>>IN THEIR BURGERS???? How can they expect people to buy their food if
>>this happens?? I must get a class action suit going! I curse them as a
>>car runs over my fingers. Damn Goodyear! Why do they design tires to run
>>over fingers?? Bastards! My hand was fine before that dastardly,
>>defective Goodyear tire rolled over it! All I was doing was lying in the
>>road. I don't understand how large companies can sell this crap and get
>>away with it! I called to complain, but those conspiring bastards
>>wouldn't talk to me after explaining that it was MY fault?! The GALL!!
>>Well, mister, my file's not closed either.
>>
>>Enjoy your Jeep and welcome to the NG.
>>
>>lemonowner wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Because it is ugly, it's badly engineered and designed and I would be
>
> embarrassed to be seen in
>
>>>one. This thread was never intended as a bash America, just Jeep and
>
> DaimlerChrysler. I have no
>
>>>respect for blind nationalistic loyalty, from any country.
>>>I bought a lemon (my mistake), I have paid for it, the manufacturers are
>
> morally bankrupt and I
>
>>>am now having my revenge. Simple really.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>"Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
>>>news:MK_Cc.2803$3m7.28344421@news-text.cableinet.net...
>>>
>>>
>>>>And why didn't you buy a Range Rover ?
>>>>
>>>>Dave Milne, Scotland
>>>>'91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
>>
>>--
>>________________________________________________ ___________
>>tw
>>
>>03 TJ Rubicon - Rubicon Express 4.5"
>>01 XJ Sport
>>
>>There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
>>-- Dave Barry
>>
>>Pronunciation: 'jEp
>>Function: noun
>>Date: 1940
>>
>>Etymology: from g. p. (G= 'Government' P= '80 inch wheelbase')
>>A small general-purpose motor vehicle with 80-inch wheelbase,
>>1/4-ton capacity, and four-wheel drive used by the U.S. army in
>>World War II.
>>
>>(Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
>>________________________________________________ ___________
>>
>
>
>

--
__________________________________________________ _________
tw

03 TJ Rubicon - Rubicon Express 4.5"
01 XJ Sport

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
-- Dave Barry

Pronunciation: 'jEp
Function: noun
Date: 1940

Etymology: from g. p. (G= 'Government' P= '80 inch wheelbase')
A small general-purpose motor vehicle with 80-inch wheelbase,
1/4-ton capacity, and four-wheel drive used by the U.S. army in
World War II.

(Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
__________________________________________________ _________

 

Would a deeply sincere apology stop the legal freight train?

Matt Macchiarolo wrote:
> T, you owe me a new keyboard, as my water was just sprayed all over it after
> I read your post. Be forewarned I am going to start a class-action lawsuit
> against you, since I'm sure many other keyboards were ruined in this manner
> by your post.
>
> ;-)
>
> "twaldron" <thomas@OBVIOUSrubicons.com> wrote in message
> news:m40Dc.8401$0M3.4313@newssvr22.news.prodigy.co m...
>
>>So you just posted here to cry about your own idiocy and lack of
>>research and forethought, mixed with a very tiny touch of bad luck...now
>>I understand. I wonder why they closed the file on you...puzzling.
>>(cuckoo, cuckoo)
>>
>>I have a hard luck story too, lemonhead:
>>
>>Starving and without money, I decided to resort to looking in a trash
>>bin in the hopes of finding a morsel. WHAT LUCK!! A week old, half eaten
>>McDonalds cheeseburger! After knocking off the worms (you'd think those
>>bastards at Mickey D's could keep the wildlife off the burgers, I'm
>>going to have to file suit about that!) I scarfed it down. A couple
>>hours later, after vomiting most of it up, reeling with abdominal pain,
>>I collapsed on the street corner. WHAT IN GOD'S NAME DOES MCDONALDS PUT
>>IN THEIR BURGERS???? How can they expect people to buy their food if
>>this happens?? I must get a class action suit going! I curse them as a
>>car runs over my fingers. Damn Goodyear! Why do they design tires to run
>>over fingers?? Bastards! My hand was fine before that dastardly,
>>defective Goodyear tire rolled over it! All I was doing was lying in the
>>road. I don't understand how large companies can sell this crap and get
>>away with it! I called to complain, but those conspiring bastards
>>wouldn't talk to me after explaining that it was MY fault?! The GALL!!
>>Well, mister, my file's not closed either.
>>
>>Enjoy your Jeep and welcome to the NG.
>>
>>lemonowner wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Because it is ugly, it's badly engineered and designed and I would be
>
> embarrassed to be seen in
>
>>>one. This thread was never intended as a bash America, just Jeep and
>
> DaimlerChrysler. I have no
>
>>>respect for blind nationalistic loyalty, from any country.
>>>I bought a lemon (my mistake), I have paid for it, the manufacturers are
>
> morally bankrupt and I
>
>>>am now having my revenge. Simple really.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>"Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
>>>news:MK_Cc.2803$3m7.28344421@news-text.cableinet.net...
>>>
>>>
>>>>And why didn't you buy a Range Rover ?
>>>>
>>>>Dave Milne, Scotland
>>>>'91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
>>
>>--
>>________________________________________________ ___________
>>tw
>>
>>03 TJ Rubicon - Rubicon Express 4.5"
>>01 XJ Sport
>>
>>There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
>>-- Dave Barry
>>
>>Pronunciation: 'jEp
>>Function: noun
>>Date: 1940
>>
>>Etymology: from g. p. (G= 'Government' P= '80 inch wheelbase')
>>A small general-purpose motor vehicle with 80-inch wheelbase,
>>1/4-ton capacity, and four-wheel drive used by the U.S. army in
>>World War II.
>>
>>(Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
>>________________________________________________ ___________
>>
>
>
>

--
__________________________________________________ _________
tw

03 TJ Rubicon - Rubicon Express 4.5"
01 XJ Sport

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
-- Dave Barry

Pronunciation: 'jEp
Function: noun
Date: 1940

Etymology: from g. p. (G= 'Government' P= '80 inch wheelbase')
A small general-purpose motor vehicle with 80-inch wheelbase,
1/4-ton capacity, and four-wheel drive used by the U.S. army in
World War II.

(Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
__________________________________________________ _________

 

Would a deeply sincere apology stop the legal freight train?

Matt Macchiarolo wrote:
> T, you owe me a new keyboard, as my water was just sprayed all over it after
> I read your post. Be forewarned I am going to start a class-action lawsuit
> against you, since I'm sure many other keyboards were ruined in this manner
> by your post.
>
> ;-)
>
> "twaldron" <thomas@OBVIOUSrubicons.com> wrote in message
> news:m40Dc.8401$0M3.4313@newssvr22.news.prodigy.co m...
>
>>So you just posted here to cry about your own idiocy and lack of
>>research and forethought, mixed with a very tiny touch of bad luck...now
>>I understand. I wonder why they closed the file on you...puzzling.
>>(cuckoo, cuckoo)
>>
>>I have a hard luck story too, lemonhead:
>>
>>Starving and without money, I decided to resort to looking in a trash
>>bin in the hopes of finding a morsel. WHAT LUCK!! A week old, half eaten
>>McDonalds cheeseburger! After knocking off the worms (you'd think those
>>bastards at Mickey D's could keep the wildlife off the burgers, I'm
>>going to have to file suit about that!) I scarfed it down. A couple
>>hours later, after vomiting most of it up, reeling with abdominal pain,
>>I collapsed on the street corner. WHAT IN GOD'S NAME DOES MCDONALDS PUT
>>IN THEIR BURGERS???? How can they expect people to buy their food if
>>this happens?? I must get a class action suit going! I curse them as a
>>car runs over my fingers. Damn Goodyear! Why do they design tires to run
>>over fingers?? Bastards! My hand was fine before that dastardly,
>>defective Goodyear tire rolled over it! All I was doing was lying in the
>>road. I don't understand how large companies can sell this crap and get
>>away with it! I called to complain, but those conspiring bastards
>>wouldn't talk to me after explaining that it was MY fault?! The GALL!!
>>Well, mister, my file's not closed either.
>>
>>Enjoy your Jeep and welcome to the NG.
>>
>>lemonowner wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Because it is ugly, it's badly engineered and designed and I would be
>
> embarrassed to be seen in
>
>>>one. This thread was never intended as a bash America, just Jeep and
>
> DaimlerChrysler. I have no
>
>>>respect for blind nationalistic loyalty, from any country.
>>>I bought a lemon (my mistake), I have paid for it, the manufacturers are
>
> morally bankrupt and I
>
>>>am now having my revenge. Simple really.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>"Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
>>>news:MK_Cc.2803$3m7.28344421@news-text.cableinet.net...
>>>
>>>
>>>>And why didn't you buy a Range Rover ?
>>>>
>>>>Dave Milne, Scotland
>>>>'91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
>>
>>--
>>________________________________________________ ___________
>>tw
>>
>>03 TJ Rubicon - Rubicon Express 4.5"
>>01 XJ Sport
>>
>>There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
>>-- Dave Barry
>>
>>Pronunciation: 'jEp
>>Function: noun
>>Date: 1940
>>
>>Etymology: from g. p. (G= 'Government' P= '80 inch wheelbase')
>>A small general-purpose motor vehicle with 80-inch wheelbase,
>>1/4-ton capacity, and four-wheel drive used by the U.S. army in
>>World War II.
>>
>>(Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
>>________________________________________________ ___________
>>
>
>
>

--
__________________________________________________ _________
tw

03 TJ Rubicon - Rubicon Express 4.5"
01 XJ Sport

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
-- Dave Barry

Pronunciation: 'jEp
Function: noun
Date: 1940

Etymology: from g. p. (G= 'Government' P= '80 inch wheelbase')
A small general-purpose motor vehicle with 80-inch wheelbase,
1/4-ton capacity, and four-wheel drive used by the U.S. army in
World War II.

(Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
__________________________________________________ _________

 

Would a deeply sincere apology stop the legal freight train?

Matt Macchiarolo wrote:
> T, you owe me a new keyboard, as my water was just sprayed all over it after
> I read your post. Be forewarned I am going to start a class-action lawsuit
> against you, since I'm sure many other keyboards were ruined in this manner
> by your post.
>
> ;-)
>
> "twaldron" <thomas@OBVIOUSrubicons.com> wrote in message
> news:m40Dc.8401$0M3.4313@newssvr22.news.prodigy.co m...
>
>>So you just posted here to cry about your own idiocy and lack of
>>research and forethought, mixed with a very tiny touch of bad luck...now
>>I understand. I wonder why they closed the file on you...puzzling.
>>(cuckoo, cuckoo)
>>
>>I have a hard luck story too, lemonhead:
>>
>>Starving and without money, I decided to resort to looking in a trash
>>bin in the hopes of finding a morsel. WHAT LUCK!! A week old, half eaten
>>McDonalds cheeseburger! After knocking off the worms (you'd think those
>>bastards at Mickey D's could keep the wildlife off the burgers, I'm
>>going to have to file suit about that!) I scarfed it down. A couple
>>hours later, after vomiting most of it up, reeling with abdominal pain,
>>I collapsed on the street corner. WHAT IN GOD'S NAME DOES MCDONALDS PUT
>>IN THEIR BURGERS???? How can they expect people to buy their food if
>>this happens?? I must get a class action suit going! I curse them as a
>>car runs over my fingers. Damn Goodyear! Why do they design tires to run
>>over fingers?? Bastards! My hand was fine before that dastardly,
>>defective Goodyear tire rolled over it! All I was doing was lying in the
>>road. I don't understand how large companies can sell this crap and get
>>away with it! I called to complain, but those conspiring bastards
>>wouldn't talk to me after explaining that it was MY fault?! The GALL!!
>>Well, mister, my file's not closed either.
>>
>>Enjoy your Jeep and welcome to the NG.
>>
>>lemonowner wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Because it is ugly, it's badly engineered and designed and I would be
>
> embarrassed to be seen in
>
>>>one. This thread was never intended as a bash America, just Jeep and
>
> DaimlerChrysler. I have no
>
>>>respect for blind nationalistic loyalty, from any country.
>>>I bought a lemon (my mistake), I have paid for it, the manufacturers are
>
> morally bankrupt and I
>
>>>am now having my revenge. Simple really.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>"Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
>>>news:MK_Cc.2803$3m7.28344421@news-text.cableinet.net...
>>>
>>>
>>>>And why didn't you buy a Range Rover ?
>>>>
>>>>Dave Milne, Scotland
>>>>'91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
>>
>>--
>>________________________________________________ ___________
>>tw
>>
>>03 TJ Rubicon - Rubicon Express 4.5"
>>01 XJ Sport
>>
>>There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
>>-- Dave Barry
>>
>>Pronunciation: 'jEp
>>Function: noun
>>Date: 1940
>>
>>Etymology: from g. p. (G= 'Government' P= '80 inch wheelbase')
>>A small general-purpose motor vehicle with 80-inch wheelbase,
>>1/4-ton capacity, and four-wheel drive used by the U.S. army in
>>World War II.
>>
>>(Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
>>________________________________________________ ___________
>>
>
>
>

--
__________________________________________________ _________
tw

03 TJ Rubicon - Rubicon Express 4.5"
01 XJ Sport

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
-- Dave Barry

Pronunciation: 'jEp
Function: noun
Date: 1940

Etymology: from g. p. (G= 'Government' P= '80 inch wheelbase')
A small general-purpose motor vehicle with 80-inch wheelbase,
1/4-ton capacity, and four-wheel drive used by the U.S. army in
World War II.

(Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
__________________________________________________ _________

 

In message <sdhDc.528646$Ar.337915@twister01.bloor.is.net.cab le.rogers.com>,
"Cherokee-LTD" wrote:

>
>"DougW" <post.replies@invalid.address> wrote in message
>news:_A9Dc.19551$Lh.1090@okepread01...
>: Folks.. I think this person has little if no
>: knowledge of autos and has been royally screwed
>: by mechanics and rightfully put off by DC's normal
>: ----ups and **** poor quality control. But is hardly
>: a troll.
>:
>: This group is better than what I've read.
>:
>: --
>: DougW
>:
>Good post Doug, I agree completely.
>
>When is the last time you saw a troll go to the trouble this guy did to
>present his case? ... you nailed it, he just doesn't know Jeeps, bought with
>higher expectations and is overall dissatisfied. I wouldn't recommend any
>Jeep to someone that wasn't prepared to spend money on repairs... that's
>what Honda's and Toyota's are for. The nice thing about Jeeps is that the
>repairs are fairly predictable and usually cheap (but lots of them).
>Let's tip a mug to "lemonowner" and wish him all the best with his X5.
>

---- him. He deserved what he got.

>To the rest of the group: If you think it's a troll DON'T REPLY
>
>-Brian
>

 

In message <sdhDc.528646$Ar.337915@twister01.bloor.is.net.cab le.rogers.com>,
"Cherokee-LTD" wrote:

>
>"DougW" <post.replies@invalid.address> wrote in message
>news:_A9Dc.19551$Lh.1090@okepread01...
>: Folks.. I think this person has little if no
>: knowledge of autos and has been royally screwed
>: by mechanics and rightfully put off by DC's normal
>: ----ups and **** poor quality control. But is hardly
>: a troll.
>:
>: This group is better than what I've read.
>:
>: --
>: DougW
>:
>Good post Doug, I agree completely.
>
>When is the last time you saw a troll go to the trouble this guy did to
>present his case? ... you nailed it, he just doesn't know Jeeps, bought with
>higher expectations and is overall dissatisfied. I wouldn't recommend any
>Jeep to someone that wasn't prepared to spend money on repairs... that's
>what Honda's and Toyota's are for. The nice thing about Jeeps is that the
>repairs are fairly predictable and usually cheap (but lots of them).
>Let's tip a mug to "lemonowner" and wish him all the best with his X5.
>

---- him. He deserved what he got.

>To the rest of the group: If you think it's a troll DON'T REPLY
>
>-Brian
>

 

In message <sdhDc.528646$Ar.337915@twister01.bloor.is.net.cab le.rogers.com>,
"Cherokee-LTD" wrote:

>
>"DougW" <post.replies@invalid.address> wrote in message
>news:_A9Dc.19551$Lh.1090@okepread01...
>: Folks.. I think this person has little if no
>: knowledge of autos and has been royally screwed
>: by mechanics and rightfully put off by DC's normal
>: ----ups and **** poor quality control. But is hardly
>: a troll.
>:
>: This group is better than what I've read.
>:
>: --
>: DougW
>:
>Good post Doug, I agree completely.
>
>When is the last time you saw a troll go to the trouble this guy did to
>present his case? ... you nailed it, he just doesn't know Jeeps, bought with
>higher expectations and is overall dissatisfied. I wouldn't recommend any
>Jeep to someone that wasn't prepared to spend money on repairs... that's
>what Honda's and Toyota's are for. The nice thing about Jeeps is that the
>repairs are fairly predictable and usually cheap (but lots of them).
>Let's tip a mug to "lemonowner" and wish him all the best with his X5.
>

---- him. He deserved what he got.

>To the rest of the group: If you think it's a troll DON'T REPLY
>
>-Brian
>

 

In message <sdhDc.528646$Ar.337915@twister01.bloor.is.net.cab le.rogers.com>,
"Cherokee-LTD" wrote:

>
>"DougW" <post.replies@invalid.address> wrote in message
>news:_A9Dc.19551$Lh.1090@okepread01...
>: Folks.. I think this person has little if no
>: knowledge of autos and has been royally screwed
>: by mechanics and rightfully put off by DC's normal
>: ----ups and **** poor quality control. But is hardly
>: a troll.
>:
>: This group is better than what I've read.
>:
>: --
>: DougW
>:
>Good post Doug, I agree completely.
>
>When is the last time you saw a troll go to the trouble this guy did to
>present his case? ... you nailed it, he just doesn't know Jeeps, bought with
>higher expectations and is overall dissatisfied. I wouldn't recommend any
>Jeep to someone that wasn't prepared to spend money on repairs... that's
>what Honda's and Toyota's are for. The nice thing about Jeeps is that the
>repairs are fairly predictable and usually cheap (but lots of them).
>Let's tip a mug to "lemonowner" and wish him all the best with his X5.
>

---- him. He deserved what he got.

>To the rest of the group: If you think it's a troll DON'T REPLY
>
>-Brian
>

 

In message <gOfDc.20579$Lh.14920@okepread01>, "DougW" wrote:

>twaldron did pass the time by typing:
>> Uh, yeah right, Doug. His "parting" words about his "work here" say it all:
>
>Not unlike the kind words he received when first posting to
>this group? Check the thread and you will see very few if
>any responses that are helpful.

He didn't come here for help. He came to be an ***. I guess you missed that,
eh?