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twaldron 06-25-2004 04:02 PM

Re: I own a lemon
 
LOL!! Good one Dave! ;)

Dave Milne wrote:

> Sure, last count it was 145.
> The DVLA one was a joke (sent to me by an English colleague),
> so when you develop a sense of humour let us know as we may
> not be able to detect it without fair warning.
>
> Dave Milne, Scotland
> '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ



--
__________________________________________________ _________
tw

03 TJ Rubicon - Rubicon Express 4.5"
01 XJ Sport

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
-- Dave Barry

Pronunciation: 'jEp
Function: noun
Date: 1940

Etymology: from g. p. (G= 'Government' P= '80 inch wheelbase')
A small general-purpose motor vehicle with 80-inch wheelbase,
1/4-ton capacity, and four-wheel drive used by the U.S. army in
World War II.

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__________________________________________________ _________


twaldron 06-25-2004 04:02 PM

Re: I own a lemon
 
LOL!! Good one Dave! ;)

Dave Milne wrote:

> Sure, last count it was 145.
> The DVLA one was a joke (sent to me by an English colleague),
> so when you develop a sense of humour let us know as we may
> not be able to detect it without fair warning.
>
> Dave Milne, Scotland
> '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ



--
__________________________________________________ _________
tw

03 TJ Rubicon - Rubicon Express 4.5"
01 XJ Sport

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
-- Dave Barry

Pronunciation: 'jEp
Function: noun
Date: 1940

Etymology: from g. p. (G= 'Government' P= '80 inch wheelbase')
A small general-purpose motor vehicle with 80-inch wheelbase,
1/4-ton capacity, and four-wheel drive used by the U.S. army in
World War II.

(Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
__________________________________________________ _________


twaldron 06-25-2004 04:02 PM

Re: I own a lemon
 
LOL!! Good one Dave! ;)

Dave Milne wrote:

> Sure, last count it was 145.
> The DVLA one was a joke (sent to me by an English colleague),
> so when you develop a sense of humour let us know as we may
> not be able to detect it without fair warning.
>
> Dave Milne, Scotland
> '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ



--
__________________________________________________ _________
tw

03 TJ Rubicon - Rubicon Express 4.5"
01 XJ Sport

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
-- Dave Barry

Pronunciation: 'jEp
Function: noun
Date: 1940

Etymology: from g. p. (G= 'Government' P= '80 inch wheelbase')
A small general-purpose motor vehicle with 80-inch wheelbase,
1/4-ton capacity, and four-wheel drive used by the U.S. army in
World War II.

(Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
__________________________________________________ _________


lemonowner 06-25-2004 04:04 PM

Re: I own a lemon
 
Because it is ugly, it's badly engineered and designed and I would be embarrassed to be seen in
one. This thread was never intended as a bash America, just Jeep and DaimlerChrysler. I have no
respect for blind nationalistic loyalty, from any country.
I bought a lemon (my mistake), I have paid for it, the manufacturers are morally bankrupt and I
am now having my revenge. Simple really.




"Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
news:MK_Cc.2803$3m7.28344421@news-text.cableinet.net...
> And why didn't you buy a Range Rover ?
>
> Dave Milne, Scotland
> '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
>
> "lemonowner" <lemonowner@witsend.com> wrote in message
> news:cbhrv2$alf$549@newsg2.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > Mmmm...let me see Dave, your last post was:
> >
> > >Driver and Vehicle Licensing Authority News Flash

> >
> > >In order to assist other motorists in identifying potentially dangerous
> > >drivers, it's now compulsory for anyone with a lower than average IQ
> > >and driving ability to display a warning flag.

> >
> > >The flag (comprising of a red cross on a white background) will be
> > >attached to the top of at least one door of their vehicle.

> >
> > >For drivers of exceptionally low ability, additional flags are
> > >required.

> >
> > >Dave Milne, Scotland
> > >'91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ

> >
> > So when you have an IQ capable of distinguishing between being a hypocrite

> and a sycophant do
> > let us know.
> >
> >
> > "Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
> > news:s5_Cc.2765$nU6.27718729@news-text.cableinet.net...
> > > Great. So some 3 or 4 people don't agree with you so you resort to name
> > > calling 260 million.
> > > What an arsehole - you almost make me ashamed to be Britsh.
> > > By the way, why didn't you buy a Range Rover ? Could it be because you

> don't
> > > like
> > > REALLY flaky electrics, trick suspension and aircon ? How much checking

> did
> > > you do on this
> > > 6 year old car ? If you want a reliability, get one off the dealer who

> will
> > > include a nice warranty
> > > in exchange for your bottom.
> > >
> > > Dave Milne, Scotland
> > > '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
> > >
> > > "lemonowner" <lemonowner@witsend.com> wrote in message
> > > news:cbhgin$8sd$12@news6.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > > > Oh dear, is it any wonder that while only half the world despise the

> US,
> > > the rest just laugh...
> > > >
> > > > "Josh" <SPAMjdunning@cadd-tech.com> wrote in message
> > > > news:UtXCc.3809$Tn3.1115@newssvr32.news.prodigy.co m...
> > > > >
> > > > > "lemonowner" <lemonowner@witsend.com> wrote in message
> > > > > news:cbh44r$aje$17@newsg4.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > > > > > Hello Jeep owners world-wide.
> > > > > > Thought you might like to read my story of 14 months of painful
> > > ownership
> > > > > of a Jeep.
> > > > > > If you already have/had one then you might know what I'm talking
> > > about. If
> > > > > you were thinking of
> > > > > > buying one then please read this first:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > http://www.angeltowns2.com/members/breakfast/
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > You should hold the seller responsible, and the buyer (YOU) for that
> > > matter.
> > > > > Do some research, it's common knowledge the manifolds cracked on the
> > > 4.0's.
> > > > > You're at fault for buying a used car with 70k miles and expecting
> > > nothing
> > > > > to go wrong. If you'd bought it new you would've been fine for many
> > > miles,
> > > > > until you sold it to some poor sap without doing a lick of

> maintenance
> > > > > yourself.
> > > > >
> > > > > If it's that bad, sell it and buy a Honda.
> > > > >
> > > > > J
> > > > > I hope you read these replies and take some responsibility instead

> of
> > > > > placing blame on Jeep.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >

> >
> >

>
>




lemonowner 06-25-2004 04:04 PM

Re: I own a lemon
 
Because it is ugly, it's badly engineered and designed and I would be embarrassed to be seen in
one. This thread was never intended as a bash America, just Jeep and DaimlerChrysler. I have no
respect for blind nationalistic loyalty, from any country.
I bought a lemon (my mistake), I have paid for it, the manufacturers are morally bankrupt and I
am now having my revenge. Simple really.




"Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
news:MK_Cc.2803$3m7.28344421@news-text.cableinet.net...
> And why didn't you buy a Range Rover ?
>
> Dave Milne, Scotland
> '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
>
> "lemonowner" <lemonowner@witsend.com> wrote in message
> news:cbhrv2$alf$549@newsg2.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > Mmmm...let me see Dave, your last post was:
> >
> > >Driver and Vehicle Licensing Authority News Flash

> >
> > >In order to assist other motorists in identifying potentially dangerous
> > >drivers, it's now compulsory for anyone with a lower than average IQ
> > >and driving ability to display a warning flag.

> >
> > >The flag (comprising of a red cross on a white background) will be
> > >attached to the top of at least one door of their vehicle.

> >
> > >For drivers of exceptionally low ability, additional flags are
> > >required.

> >
> > >Dave Milne, Scotland
> > >'91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ

> >
> > So when you have an IQ capable of distinguishing between being a hypocrite

> and a sycophant do
> > let us know.
> >
> >
> > "Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
> > news:s5_Cc.2765$nU6.27718729@news-text.cableinet.net...
> > > Great. So some 3 or 4 people don't agree with you so you resort to name
> > > calling 260 million.
> > > What an arsehole - you almost make me ashamed to be Britsh.
> > > By the way, why didn't you buy a Range Rover ? Could it be because you

> don't
> > > like
> > > REALLY flaky electrics, trick suspension and aircon ? How much checking

> did
> > > you do on this
> > > 6 year old car ? If you want a reliability, get one off the dealer who

> will
> > > include a nice warranty
> > > in exchange for your bottom.
> > >
> > > Dave Milne, Scotland
> > > '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
> > >
> > > "lemonowner" <lemonowner@witsend.com> wrote in message
> > > news:cbhgin$8sd$12@news6.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > > > Oh dear, is it any wonder that while only half the world despise the

> US,
> > > the rest just laugh...
> > > >
> > > > "Josh" <SPAMjdunning@cadd-tech.com> wrote in message
> > > > news:UtXCc.3809$Tn3.1115@newssvr32.news.prodigy.co m...
> > > > >
> > > > > "lemonowner" <lemonowner@witsend.com> wrote in message
> > > > > news:cbh44r$aje$17@newsg4.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > > > > > Hello Jeep owners world-wide.
> > > > > > Thought you might like to read my story of 14 months of painful
> > > ownership
> > > > > of a Jeep.
> > > > > > If you already have/had one then you might know what I'm talking
> > > about. If
> > > > > you were thinking of
> > > > > > buying one then please read this first:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > http://www.angeltowns2.com/members/breakfast/
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > You should hold the seller responsible, and the buyer (YOU) for that
> > > matter.
> > > > > Do some research, it's common knowledge the manifolds cracked on the
> > > 4.0's.
> > > > > You're at fault for buying a used car with 70k miles and expecting
> > > nothing
> > > > > to go wrong. If you'd bought it new you would've been fine for many
> > > miles,
> > > > > until you sold it to some poor sap without doing a lick of

> maintenance
> > > > > yourself.
> > > > >
> > > > > If it's that bad, sell it and buy a Honda.
> > > > >
> > > > > J
> > > > > I hope you read these replies and take some responsibility instead

> of
> > > > > placing blame on Jeep.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >

> >
> >

>
>




lemonowner 06-25-2004 04:04 PM

Re: I own a lemon
 
Because it is ugly, it's badly engineered and designed and I would be embarrassed to be seen in
one. This thread was never intended as a bash America, just Jeep and DaimlerChrysler. I have no
respect for blind nationalistic loyalty, from any country.
I bought a lemon (my mistake), I have paid for it, the manufacturers are morally bankrupt and I
am now having my revenge. Simple really.




"Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
news:MK_Cc.2803$3m7.28344421@news-text.cableinet.net...
> And why didn't you buy a Range Rover ?
>
> Dave Milne, Scotland
> '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
>
> "lemonowner" <lemonowner@witsend.com> wrote in message
> news:cbhrv2$alf$549@newsg2.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > Mmmm...let me see Dave, your last post was:
> >
> > >Driver and Vehicle Licensing Authority News Flash

> >
> > >In order to assist other motorists in identifying potentially dangerous
> > >drivers, it's now compulsory for anyone with a lower than average IQ
> > >and driving ability to display a warning flag.

> >
> > >The flag (comprising of a red cross on a white background) will be
> > >attached to the top of at least one door of their vehicle.

> >
> > >For drivers of exceptionally low ability, additional flags are
> > >required.

> >
> > >Dave Milne, Scotland
> > >'91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ

> >
> > So when you have an IQ capable of distinguishing between being a hypocrite

> and a sycophant do
> > let us know.
> >
> >
> > "Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
> > news:s5_Cc.2765$nU6.27718729@news-text.cableinet.net...
> > > Great. So some 3 or 4 people don't agree with you so you resort to name
> > > calling 260 million.
> > > What an arsehole - you almost make me ashamed to be Britsh.
> > > By the way, why didn't you buy a Range Rover ? Could it be because you

> don't
> > > like
> > > REALLY flaky electrics, trick suspension and aircon ? How much checking

> did
> > > you do on this
> > > 6 year old car ? If you want a reliability, get one off the dealer who

> will
> > > include a nice warranty
> > > in exchange for your bottom.
> > >
> > > Dave Milne, Scotland
> > > '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
> > >
> > > "lemonowner" <lemonowner@witsend.com> wrote in message
> > > news:cbhgin$8sd$12@news6.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > > > Oh dear, is it any wonder that while only half the world despise the

> US,
> > > the rest just laugh...
> > > >
> > > > "Josh" <SPAMjdunning@cadd-tech.com> wrote in message
> > > > news:UtXCc.3809$Tn3.1115@newssvr32.news.prodigy.co m...
> > > > >
> > > > > "lemonowner" <lemonowner@witsend.com> wrote in message
> > > > > news:cbh44r$aje$17@newsg4.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > > > > > Hello Jeep owners world-wide.
> > > > > > Thought you might like to read my story of 14 months of painful
> > > ownership
> > > > > of a Jeep.
> > > > > > If you already have/had one then you might know what I'm talking
> > > about. If
> > > > > you were thinking of
> > > > > > buying one then please read this first:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > http://www.angeltowns2.com/members/breakfast/
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > You should hold the seller responsible, and the buyer (YOU) for that
> > > matter.
> > > > > Do some research, it's common knowledge the manifolds cracked on the
> > > 4.0's.
> > > > > You're at fault for buying a used car with 70k miles and expecting
> > > nothing
> > > > > to go wrong. If you'd bought it new you would've been fine for many
> > > miles,
> > > > > until you sold it to some poor sap without doing a lick of

> maintenance
> > > > > yourself.
> > > > >
> > > > > If it's that bad, sell it and buy a Honda.
> > > > >
> > > > > J
> > > > > I hope you read these replies and take some responsibility instead

> of
> > > > > placing blame on Jeep.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >

> >
> >

>
>




lemonowner 06-25-2004 04:04 PM

Re: I own a lemon
 
Because it is ugly, it's badly engineered and designed and I would be embarrassed to be seen in
one. This thread was never intended as a bash America, just Jeep and DaimlerChrysler. I have no
respect for blind nationalistic loyalty, from any country.
I bought a lemon (my mistake), I have paid for it, the manufacturers are morally bankrupt and I
am now having my revenge. Simple really.




"Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
news:MK_Cc.2803$3m7.28344421@news-text.cableinet.net...
> And why didn't you buy a Range Rover ?
>
> Dave Milne, Scotland
> '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
>
> "lemonowner" <lemonowner@witsend.com> wrote in message
> news:cbhrv2$alf$549@newsg2.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > Mmmm...let me see Dave, your last post was:
> >
> > >Driver and Vehicle Licensing Authority News Flash

> >
> > >In order to assist other motorists in identifying potentially dangerous
> > >drivers, it's now compulsory for anyone with a lower than average IQ
> > >and driving ability to display a warning flag.

> >
> > >The flag (comprising of a red cross on a white background) will be
> > >attached to the top of at least one door of their vehicle.

> >
> > >For drivers of exceptionally low ability, additional flags are
> > >required.

> >
> > >Dave Milne, Scotland
> > >'91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ

> >
> > So when you have an IQ capable of distinguishing between being a hypocrite

> and a sycophant do
> > let us know.
> >
> >
> > "Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
> > news:s5_Cc.2765$nU6.27718729@news-text.cableinet.net...
> > > Great. So some 3 or 4 people don't agree with you so you resort to name
> > > calling 260 million.
> > > What an arsehole - you almost make me ashamed to be Britsh.
> > > By the way, why didn't you buy a Range Rover ? Could it be because you

> don't
> > > like
> > > REALLY flaky electrics, trick suspension and aircon ? How much checking

> did
> > > you do on this
> > > 6 year old car ? If you want a reliability, get one off the dealer who

> will
> > > include a nice warranty
> > > in exchange for your bottom.
> > >
> > > Dave Milne, Scotland
> > > '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
> > >
> > > "lemonowner" <lemonowner@witsend.com> wrote in message
> > > news:cbhgin$8sd$12@news6.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > > > Oh dear, is it any wonder that while only half the world despise the

> US,
> > > the rest just laugh...
> > > >
> > > > "Josh" <SPAMjdunning@cadd-tech.com> wrote in message
> > > > news:UtXCc.3809$Tn3.1115@newssvr32.news.prodigy.co m...
> > > > >
> > > > > "lemonowner" <lemonowner@witsend.com> wrote in message
> > > > > news:cbh44r$aje$17@newsg4.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > > > > > Hello Jeep owners world-wide.
> > > > > > Thought you might like to read my story of 14 months of painful
> > > ownership
> > > > > of a Jeep.
> > > > > > If you already have/had one then you might know what I'm talking
> > > about. If
> > > > > you were thinking of
> > > > > > buying one then please read this first:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > http://www.angeltowns2.com/members/breakfast/
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > You should hold the seller responsible, and the buyer (YOU) for that
> > > matter.
> > > > > Do some research, it's common knowledge the manifolds cracked on the
> > > 4.0's.
> > > > > You're at fault for buying a used car with 70k miles and expecting
> > > nothing
> > > > > to go wrong. If you'd bought it new you would've been fine for many
> > > miles,
> > > > > until you sold it to some poor sap without doing a lick of

> maintenance
> > > > > yourself.
> > > > >
> > > > > If it's that bad, sell it and buy a Honda.
> > > > >
> > > > > J
> > > > > I hope you read these replies and take some responsibility instead

> of
> > > > > placing blame on Jeep.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >

> >
> >

>
>




twaldron 06-25-2004 04:39 PM

Re: I own a lemon
 
So you just posted here to cry about your own idiocy and lack of
research and forethought, mixed with a very tiny touch of bad luck...now
I understand. I wonder why they closed the file on you...puzzling.
(cuckoo, cuckoo)

I have a hard luck story too, lemonhead:

Starving and without money, I decided to resort to looking in a trash
bin in the hopes of finding a morsel. WHAT LUCK!! A week old, half eaten
McDonalds cheeseburger! After knocking off the worms (you'd think those
bastards at Mickey D's could keep the wildlife off the burgers, I'm
going to have to file suit about that!) I scarfed it down. A couple
hours later, after vomiting most of it up, reeling with abdominal pain,
I collapsed on the street corner. WHAT IN GOD'S NAME DOES MCDONALDS PUT
IN THEIR BURGERS???? How can they expect people to buy their food if
this happens?? I must get a class action suit going! I curse them as a
car runs over my fingers. Damn Goodyear! Why do they design tires to run
over fingers?? Bastards! My hand was fine before that dastardly,
defective Goodyear tire rolled over it! All I was doing was lying in the
road. I don't understand how large companies can sell this crap and get
away with it! I called to complain, but those conspiring bastards
wouldn't talk to me after explaining that it was MY fault?! The GALL!!
Well, mister, my file's not closed either.

Enjoy your Jeep and welcome to the NG.

lemonowner wrote:

> Because it is ugly, it's badly engineered and designed and I would be embarrassed to be seen in
> one. This thread was never intended as a bash America, just Jeep and DaimlerChrysler. I have no
> respect for blind nationalistic loyalty, from any country.
> I bought a lemon (my mistake), I have paid for it, the manufacturers are morally bankrupt and I
> am now having my revenge. Simple really.
>
>
>
>
> "Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
> news:MK_Cc.2803$3m7.28344421@news-text.cableinet.net...
>
>>And why didn't you buy a Range Rover ?
>>
>>Dave Milne, Scotland
>>'91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ


--
__________________________________________________ _________
tw

03 TJ Rubicon - Rubicon Express 4.5"
01 XJ Sport

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
-- Dave Barry

Pronunciation: 'jEp
Function: noun
Date: 1940

Etymology: from g. p. (G= 'Government' P= '80 inch wheelbase')
A small general-purpose motor vehicle with 80-inch wheelbase,
1/4-ton capacity, and four-wheel drive used by the U.S. army in
World War II.

(Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
__________________________________________________ _________


twaldron 06-25-2004 04:39 PM

Re: I own a lemon
 
So you just posted here to cry about your own idiocy and lack of
research and forethought, mixed with a very tiny touch of bad luck...now
I understand. I wonder why they closed the file on you...puzzling.
(cuckoo, cuckoo)

I have a hard luck story too, lemonhead:

Starving and without money, I decided to resort to looking in a trash
bin in the hopes of finding a morsel. WHAT LUCK!! A week old, half eaten
McDonalds cheeseburger! After knocking off the worms (you'd think those
bastards at Mickey D's could keep the wildlife off the burgers, I'm
going to have to file suit about that!) I scarfed it down. A couple
hours later, after vomiting most of it up, reeling with abdominal pain,
I collapsed on the street corner. WHAT IN GOD'S NAME DOES MCDONALDS PUT
IN THEIR BURGERS???? How can they expect people to buy their food if
this happens?? I must get a class action suit going! I curse them as a
car runs over my fingers. Damn Goodyear! Why do they design tires to run
over fingers?? Bastards! My hand was fine before that dastardly,
defective Goodyear tire rolled over it! All I was doing was lying in the
road. I don't understand how large companies can sell this crap and get
away with it! I called to complain, but those conspiring bastards
wouldn't talk to me after explaining that it was MY fault?! The GALL!!
Well, mister, my file's not closed either.

Enjoy your Jeep and welcome to the NG.

lemonowner wrote:

> Because it is ugly, it's badly engineered and designed and I would be embarrassed to be seen in
> one. This thread was never intended as a bash America, just Jeep and DaimlerChrysler. I have no
> respect for blind nationalistic loyalty, from any country.
> I bought a lemon (my mistake), I have paid for it, the manufacturers are morally bankrupt and I
> am now having my revenge. Simple really.
>
>
>
>
> "Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
> news:MK_Cc.2803$3m7.28344421@news-text.cableinet.net...
>
>>And why didn't you buy a Range Rover ?
>>
>>Dave Milne, Scotland
>>'91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ


--
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03 TJ Rubicon - Rubicon Express 4.5"
01 XJ Sport

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
-- Dave Barry

Pronunciation: 'jEp
Function: noun
Date: 1940

Etymology: from g. p. (G= 'Government' P= '80 inch wheelbase')
A small general-purpose motor vehicle with 80-inch wheelbase,
1/4-ton capacity, and four-wheel drive used by the U.S. army in
World War II.

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twaldron 06-25-2004 04:39 PM

Re: I own a lemon
 
So you just posted here to cry about your own idiocy and lack of
research and forethought, mixed with a very tiny touch of bad luck...now
I understand. I wonder why they closed the file on you...puzzling.
(cuckoo, cuckoo)

I have a hard luck story too, lemonhead:

Starving and without money, I decided to resort to looking in a trash
bin in the hopes of finding a morsel. WHAT LUCK!! A week old, half eaten
McDonalds cheeseburger! After knocking off the worms (you'd think those
bastards at Mickey D's could keep the wildlife off the burgers, I'm
going to have to file suit about that!) I scarfed it down. A couple
hours later, after vomiting most of it up, reeling with abdominal pain,
I collapsed on the street corner. WHAT IN GOD'S NAME DOES MCDONALDS PUT
IN THEIR BURGERS???? How can they expect people to buy their food if
this happens?? I must get a class action suit going! I curse them as a
car runs over my fingers. Damn Goodyear! Why do they design tires to run
over fingers?? Bastards! My hand was fine before that dastardly,
defective Goodyear tire rolled over it! All I was doing was lying in the
road. I don't understand how large companies can sell this crap and get
away with it! I called to complain, but those conspiring bastards
wouldn't talk to me after explaining that it was MY fault?! The GALL!!
Well, mister, my file's not closed either.

Enjoy your Jeep and welcome to the NG.

lemonowner wrote:

> Because it is ugly, it's badly engineered and designed and I would be embarrassed to be seen in
> one. This thread was never intended as a bash America, just Jeep and DaimlerChrysler. I have no
> respect for blind nationalistic loyalty, from any country.
> I bought a lemon (my mistake), I have paid for it, the manufacturers are morally bankrupt and I
> am now having my revenge. Simple really.
>
>
>
>
> "Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
> news:MK_Cc.2803$3m7.28344421@news-text.cableinet.net...
>
>>And why didn't you buy a Range Rover ?
>>
>>Dave Milne, Scotland
>>'91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ


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03 TJ Rubicon - Rubicon Express 4.5"
01 XJ Sport

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
-- Dave Barry

Pronunciation: 'jEp
Function: noun
Date: 1940

Etymology: from g. p. (G= 'Government' P= '80 inch wheelbase')
A small general-purpose motor vehicle with 80-inch wheelbase,
1/4-ton capacity, and four-wheel drive used by the U.S. army in
World War II.

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