Roughly 12/24/03 13:23, DougW's monkeys randomly typed:

> Wingman did pass the time by typing:
>> Ug! Somebody should tell that site designer about a little thing called
>> "contrast." A baby blue background with white text is unacceptable.
>>
>> (I'm already half blind!)
>
> Here, let me finish you off then. ;)
>
> http://members.***.net/lxix/

I could help you make that even more annoying. Make some
transparent GIF's where every other pixel is transparent
[like a checkerboard] and then use dynamic HTML [e.g.
ripoff the dynamic layers code from Project Seven] to
slowly move the transparent GIF's across that background.

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie,
that's a Moire'

--
Fan of the dumbest team in America.

 

Roughly 12/24/03 13:23, DougW's monkeys randomly typed:

> Wingman did pass the time by typing:
>> Ug! Somebody should tell that site designer about a little thing called
>> "contrast." A baby blue background with white text is unacceptable.
>>
>> (I'm already half blind!)
>
> Here, let me finish you off then. ;)
>
> http://members.***.net/lxix/

I could help you make that even more annoying. Make some
transparent GIF's where every other pixel is transparent
[like a checkerboard] and then use dynamic HTML [e.g.
ripoff the dynamic layers code from Project Seven] to
slowly move the transparent GIF's across that background.

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie,
that's a Moire'

--
Fan of the dumbest team in America.

 

Roughly 12/24/03 13:23, DougW's monkeys randomly typed:

> Wingman did pass the time by typing:
>> Ug! Somebody should tell that site designer about a little thing called
>> "contrast." A baby blue background with white text is unacceptable.
>>
>> (I'm already half blind!)
>
> Here, let me finish you off then. ;)
>
> http://members.***.net/lxix/

I could help you make that even more annoying. Make some
transparent GIF's where every other pixel is transparent
[like a checkerboard] and then use dynamic HTML [e.g.
ripoff the dynamic layers code from Project Seven] to
slowly move the transparent GIF's across that background.

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie,
that's a Moire'

--
Fan of the dumbest team in America.

 

I thought it was sufficient, I bet you can't make it though the
second page links.
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/

Lon Stowell wrote:
>
> I could help you make that even more annoying. Make some
> transparent GIF's where every other pixel is transparent
> [like a checkerboard] and then use dynamic HTML [e.g.
> ripoff the dynamic layers code from Project Seven] to
> slowly move the transparent GIF's across that background.
>
> When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie,
> that's a Moire'
>
> --
> Fan of the dumbest team in America.

 

I thought it was sufficient, I bet you can't make it though the
second page links.
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/

Lon Stowell wrote:
>
> I could help you make that even more annoying. Make some
> transparent GIF's where every other pixel is transparent
> [like a checkerboard] and then use dynamic HTML [e.g.
> ripoff the dynamic layers code from Project Seven] to
> slowly move the transparent GIF's across that background.
>
> When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie,
> that's a Moire'
>
> --
> Fan of the dumbest team in America.

 

I thought it was sufficient, I bet you can't make it though the
second page links.
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/

Lon Stowell wrote:
>
> I could help you make that even more annoying. Make some
> transparent GIF's where every other pixel is transparent
> [like a checkerboard] and then use dynamic HTML [e.g.
> ripoff the dynamic layers code from Project Seven] to
> slowly move the transparent GIF's across that background.
>
> When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie,
> that's a Moire'
>
> --
> Fan of the dumbest team in America.

 

Roughly 12/24/03 16:27, L.W.(ßill) ------ III's monkeys randomly typed:

> I thought it was sufficient, I bet you can't make it though the
> second page links.

Pay up. Granted I cheated by only allowing animated GIFs to loop
once.

Ahh, the art of annoying web pages, too bad Bill Mirsky doesn't
still have his Hall of Shame site any more.

--
Fan of the dumbest team in America.

 

Roughly 12/24/03 16:27, L.W.(ßill) ------ III's monkeys randomly typed:

> I thought it was sufficient, I bet you can't make it though the
> second page links.

Pay up. Granted I cheated by only allowing animated GIFs to loop
once.

Ahh, the art of annoying web pages, too bad Bill Mirsky doesn't
still have his Hall of Shame site any more.

--
Fan of the dumbest team in America.

 

Roughly 12/24/03 16:27, L.W.(ßill) ------ III's monkeys randomly typed:

> I thought it was sufficient, I bet you can't make it though the
> second page links.

Pay up. Granted I cheated by only allowing animated GIFs to loop
once.

Ahh, the art of annoying web pages, too bad Bill Mirsky doesn't
still have his Hall of Shame site any more.

--
Fan of the dumbest team in America.

 

Lon Stowell did pass the time by typing:
> Roughly 12/24/03 16:27, L.W.(ßill) ------ III's monkeys randomly typed:
>
>> I thought it was sufficient, I bet you can't make it though the
>> second page links.
>
> Pay up. Granted I cheated by only allowing animated GIFs to loop
> once.
>
> Ahh, the art of annoying web pages, too bad Bill Mirsky doesn't
> still have his Hall of Shame site any more.

You know those can be set as windows wallpaper and they will still
be animated. :)

--
DougW