Had my hubcaps stolen today
#71
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Re: Had my hubcaps stolen today
On Fri, 29 Jul 2005, Josh wrote:
> > "Your Honor, the little bastard was stealing parts off my truck."
> >
> > "Oh, well then, he needed killing?"
> >
> > "Yes, your Honor, he needed killing."
> >
> > "OK, you're good to go."
> >
> > "Thank you, your Honor."
> Maybe you should move to Iraq.
Fool, he wasn't describing Iraq. He was describing Texas.
> > "Your Honor, the little bastard was stealing parts off my truck."
> >
> > "Oh, well then, he needed killing?"
> >
> > "Yes, your Honor, he needed killing."
> >
> > "OK, you're good to go."
> >
> > "Thank you, your Honor."
> Maybe you should move to Iraq.
Fool, he wasn't describing Iraq. He was describing Texas.
#72
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Re: Had my hubcaps stolen today
On Fri, 29 Jul 2005, Josh wrote:
> > "Your Honor, the little bastard was stealing parts off my truck."
> >
> > "Oh, well then, he needed killing?"
> >
> > "Yes, your Honor, he needed killing."
> >
> > "OK, you're good to go."
> >
> > "Thank you, your Honor."
> Maybe you should move to Iraq.
Fool, he wasn't describing Iraq. He was describing Texas.
> > "Your Honor, the little bastard was stealing parts off my truck."
> >
> > "Oh, well then, he needed killing?"
> >
> > "Yes, your Honor, he needed killing."
> >
> > "OK, you're good to go."
> >
> > "Thank you, your Honor."
> Maybe you should move to Iraq.
Fool, he wasn't describing Iraq. He was describing Texas.
#73
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Re: Had my hubcaps stolen today
On Fri, 29 Jul 2005, Josh wrote:
> > "Your Honor, the little bastard was stealing parts off my truck."
> >
> > "Oh, well then, he needed killing?"
> >
> > "Yes, your Honor, he needed killing."
> >
> > "OK, you're good to go."
> >
> > "Thank you, your Honor."
> Maybe you should move to Iraq.
Fool, he wasn't describing Iraq. He was describing Texas.
> > "Your Honor, the little bastard was stealing parts off my truck."
> >
> > "Oh, well then, he needed killing?"
> >
> > "Yes, your Honor, he needed killing."
> >
> > "OK, you're good to go."
> >
> > "Thank you, your Honor."
> Maybe you should move to Iraq.
Fool, he wasn't describing Iraq. He was describing Texas.
#74
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Re: Had my hubcaps stolen today
On Fri, 29 Jul 2005, hachiroku wrote:
> > Maybe you should move to Iraq.
> Nah, there they only allow cutting the RIGHT hand at an angle. OK
> CULTURE TIME! Why the RIGHT hand?
'cause that's the one reserved for eating, while the left is reserved for
wiping one's ***. It forces the thief to eat with what is considered an
inherently-dirty hand.
One assumes that the clerics disapprove of decadent capitalistic infidel
Western notions like handwashing.
> > Maybe you should move to Iraq.
> Nah, there they only allow cutting the RIGHT hand at an angle. OK
> CULTURE TIME! Why the RIGHT hand?
'cause that's the one reserved for eating, while the left is reserved for
wiping one's ***. It forces the thief to eat with what is considered an
inherently-dirty hand.
One assumes that the clerics disapprove of decadent capitalistic infidel
Western notions like handwashing.
#75
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Re: Had my hubcaps stolen today
On Fri, 29 Jul 2005, hachiroku wrote:
> > Maybe you should move to Iraq.
> Nah, there they only allow cutting the RIGHT hand at an angle. OK
> CULTURE TIME! Why the RIGHT hand?
'cause that's the one reserved for eating, while the left is reserved for
wiping one's ***. It forces the thief to eat with what is considered an
inherently-dirty hand.
One assumes that the clerics disapprove of decadent capitalistic infidel
Western notions like handwashing.
> > Maybe you should move to Iraq.
> Nah, there they only allow cutting the RIGHT hand at an angle. OK
> CULTURE TIME! Why the RIGHT hand?
'cause that's the one reserved for eating, while the left is reserved for
wiping one's ***. It forces the thief to eat with what is considered an
inherently-dirty hand.
One assumes that the clerics disapprove of decadent capitalistic infidel
Western notions like handwashing.
#76
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Re: Had my hubcaps stolen today
On Fri, 29 Jul 2005, hachiroku wrote:
> > Maybe you should move to Iraq.
> Nah, there they only allow cutting the RIGHT hand at an angle. OK
> CULTURE TIME! Why the RIGHT hand?
'cause that's the one reserved for eating, while the left is reserved for
wiping one's ***. It forces the thief to eat with what is considered an
inherently-dirty hand.
One assumes that the clerics disapprove of decadent capitalistic infidel
Western notions like handwashing.
> > Maybe you should move to Iraq.
> Nah, there they only allow cutting the RIGHT hand at an angle. OK
> CULTURE TIME! Why the RIGHT hand?
'cause that's the one reserved for eating, while the left is reserved for
wiping one's ***. It forces the thief to eat with what is considered an
inherently-dirty hand.
One assumes that the clerics disapprove of decadent capitalistic infidel
Western notions like handwashing.
#77
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Re: Had my hubcaps stolen today
On Fri, 29 Jul 2005, hachiroku wrote:
> > Maybe you should move to Iraq.
> Nah, there they only allow cutting the RIGHT hand at an angle. OK
> CULTURE TIME! Why the RIGHT hand?
'cause that's the one reserved for eating, while the left is reserved for
wiping one's ***. It forces the thief to eat with what is considered an
inherently-dirty hand.
One assumes that the clerics disapprove of decadent capitalistic infidel
Western notions like handwashing.
> > Maybe you should move to Iraq.
> Nah, there they only allow cutting the RIGHT hand at an angle. OK
> CULTURE TIME! Why the RIGHT hand?
'cause that's the one reserved for eating, while the left is reserved for
wiping one's ***. It forces the thief to eat with what is considered an
inherently-dirty hand.
One assumes that the clerics disapprove of decadent capitalistic infidel
Western notions like handwashing.
#78
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Re: Had my hubcaps stolen today
I'm sure that Jeff meant this to be "tongue-in-cheek" but his point is very
valid. A large part of the reason that this type of theft occurs (as well as
all other types of crime) is because of the light "slap on the wrist"
punishment these thieves get when they get caught.
I'm sure NOBODY here is advocating killing for the theft of hubcaps, but I
do believe we need MUCH STIFFER penalties/punishments for vandalism, theft,
etc.
Tom
"Josh" <nobody@noplacenowhere.never> wrote in message
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> "J Strickland" <spam@nospam.net> wrote in message
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> >
> > "Daniel J. Stern" <dastern@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
> > news:Pine.GSO.4.58.0507291424140.29280@alumni.engi n.umich.edu...
> > > On Fri, 29 Jul 2005, Deuteros wrote:
> > >
> > >> I had all four hubcaps stolen off of my Mitsubishi Galant today. Why
do
> > >> people steal hubcaps?
> > >
> > > For the same reason some punk has now stolen two (2) ram's-head hood
> > > ornaments off my Dodge truck.
> > >
> >
> > What this country needs is a good Death Penalty law ...
> >
> > "Your Honor, the little bastard was stealing parts off my truck."
> >
> > "Oh, well then, he needed killing?"
> >
> > "Yes, your Honor, he needed killing."
> >
> > "OK, you're good to go."
> >
> > "Thank you, your Honor."
>
> Maybe you should move to Iraq.
>
>
valid. A large part of the reason that this type of theft occurs (as well as
all other types of crime) is because of the light "slap on the wrist"
punishment these thieves get when they get caught.
I'm sure NOBODY here is advocating killing for the theft of hubcaps, but I
do believe we need MUCH STIFFER penalties/punishments for vandalism, theft,
etc.
Tom
"Josh" <nobody@noplacenowhere.never> wrote in message
news:CqSdnVPT2uoJ4nffUSdV9g@ptd.net...
>
> "J Strickland" <spam@nospam.net> wrote in message
> news:Femdne9UQ6qD5HffRVn-3g@ez2.net...
> >
> > "Daniel J. Stern" <dastern@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
> > news:Pine.GSO.4.58.0507291424140.29280@alumni.engi n.umich.edu...
> > > On Fri, 29 Jul 2005, Deuteros wrote:
> > >
> > >> I had all four hubcaps stolen off of my Mitsubishi Galant today. Why
do
> > >> people steal hubcaps?
> > >
> > > For the same reason some punk has now stolen two (2) ram's-head hood
> > > ornaments off my Dodge truck.
> > >
> >
> > What this country needs is a good Death Penalty law ...
> >
> > "Your Honor, the little bastard was stealing parts off my truck."
> >
> > "Oh, well then, he needed killing?"
> >
> > "Yes, your Honor, he needed killing."
> >
> > "OK, you're good to go."
> >
> > "Thank you, your Honor."
>
> Maybe you should move to Iraq.
>
>
#79
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Re: Had my hubcaps stolen today
I'm sure that Jeff meant this to be "tongue-in-cheek" but his point is very
valid. A large part of the reason that this type of theft occurs (as well as
all other types of crime) is because of the light "slap on the wrist"
punishment these thieves get when they get caught.
I'm sure NOBODY here is advocating killing for the theft of hubcaps, but I
do believe we need MUCH STIFFER penalties/punishments for vandalism, theft,
etc.
Tom
"Josh" <nobody@noplacenowhere.never> wrote in message
news:CqSdnVPT2uoJ4nffUSdV9g@ptd.net...
>
> "J Strickland" <spam@nospam.net> wrote in message
> news:Femdne9UQ6qD5HffRVn-3g@ez2.net...
> >
> > "Daniel J. Stern" <dastern@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
> > news:Pine.GSO.4.58.0507291424140.29280@alumni.engi n.umich.edu...
> > > On Fri, 29 Jul 2005, Deuteros wrote:
> > >
> > >> I had all four hubcaps stolen off of my Mitsubishi Galant today. Why
do
> > >> people steal hubcaps?
> > >
> > > For the same reason some punk has now stolen two (2) ram's-head hood
> > > ornaments off my Dodge truck.
> > >
> >
> > What this country needs is a good Death Penalty law ...
> >
> > "Your Honor, the little bastard was stealing parts off my truck."
> >
> > "Oh, well then, he needed killing?"
> >
> > "Yes, your Honor, he needed killing."
> >
> > "OK, you're good to go."
> >
> > "Thank you, your Honor."
>
> Maybe you should move to Iraq.
>
>
valid. A large part of the reason that this type of theft occurs (as well as
all other types of crime) is because of the light "slap on the wrist"
punishment these thieves get when they get caught.
I'm sure NOBODY here is advocating killing for the theft of hubcaps, but I
do believe we need MUCH STIFFER penalties/punishments for vandalism, theft,
etc.
Tom
"Josh" <nobody@noplacenowhere.never> wrote in message
news:CqSdnVPT2uoJ4nffUSdV9g@ptd.net...
>
> "J Strickland" <spam@nospam.net> wrote in message
> news:Femdne9UQ6qD5HffRVn-3g@ez2.net...
> >
> > "Daniel J. Stern" <dastern@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
> > news:Pine.GSO.4.58.0507291424140.29280@alumni.engi n.umich.edu...
> > > On Fri, 29 Jul 2005, Deuteros wrote:
> > >
> > >> I had all four hubcaps stolen off of my Mitsubishi Galant today. Why
do
> > >> people steal hubcaps?
> > >
> > > For the same reason some punk has now stolen two (2) ram's-head hood
> > > ornaments off my Dodge truck.
> > >
> >
> > What this country needs is a good Death Penalty law ...
> >
> > "Your Honor, the little bastard was stealing parts off my truck."
> >
> > "Oh, well then, he needed killing?"
> >
> > "Yes, your Honor, he needed killing."
> >
> > "OK, you're good to go."
> >
> > "Thank you, your Honor."
>
> Maybe you should move to Iraq.
>
>
#80
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Re: Had my hubcaps stolen today
I'm sure that Jeff meant this to be "tongue-in-cheek" but his point is very
valid. A large part of the reason that this type of theft occurs (as well as
all other types of crime) is because of the light "slap on the wrist"
punishment these thieves get when they get caught.
I'm sure NOBODY here is advocating killing for the theft of hubcaps, but I
do believe we need MUCH STIFFER penalties/punishments for vandalism, theft,
etc.
Tom
"Josh" <nobody@noplacenowhere.never> wrote in message
news:CqSdnVPT2uoJ4nffUSdV9g@ptd.net...
>
> "J Strickland" <spam@nospam.net> wrote in message
> news:Femdne9UQ6qD5HffRVn-3g@ez2.net...
> >
> > "Daniel J. Stern" <dastern@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
> > news:Pine.GSO.4.58.0507291424140.29280@alumni.engi n.umich.edu...
> > > On Fri, 29 Jul 2005, Deuteros wrote:
> > >
> > >> I had all four hubcaps stolen off of my Mitsubishi Galant today. Why
do
> > >> people steal hubcaps?
> > >
> > > For the same reason some punk has now stolen two (2) ram's-head hood
> > > ornaments off my Dodge truck.
> > >
> >
> > What this country needs is a good Death Penalty law ...
> >
> > "Your Honor, the little bastard was stealing parts off my truck."
> >
> > "Oh, well then, he needed killing?"
> >
> > "Yes, your Honor, he needed killing."
> >
> > "OK, you're good to go."
> >
> > "Thank you, your Honor."
>
> Maybe you should move to Iraq.
>
>
valid. A large part of the reason that this type of theft occurs (as well as
all other types of crime) is because of the light "slap on the wrist"
punishment these thieves get when they get caught.
I'm sure NOBODY here is advocating killing for the theft of hubcaps, but I
do believe we need MUCH STIFFER penalties/punishments for vandalism, theft,
etc.
Tom
"Josh" <nobody@noplacenowhere.never> wrote in message
news:CqSdnVPT2uoJ4nffUSdV9g@ptd.net...
>
> "J Strickland" <spam@nospam.net> wrote in message
> news:Femdne9UQ6qD5HffRVn-3g@ez2.net...
> >
> > "Daniel J. Stern" <dastern@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
> > news:Pine.GSO.4.58.0507291424140.29280@alumni.engi n.umich.edu...
> > > On Fri, 29 Jul 2005, Deuteros wrote:
> > >
> > >> I had all four hubcaps stolen off of my Mitsubishi Galant today. Why
do
> > >> people steal hubcaps?
> > >
> > > For the same reason some punk has now stolen two (2) ram's-head hood
> > > ornaments off my Dodge truck.
> > >
> >
> > What this country needs is a good Death Penalty law ...
> >
> > "Your Honor, the little bastard was stealing parts off my truck."
> >
> > "Oh, well then, he needed killing?"
> >
> > "Yes, your Honor, he needed killing."
> >
> > "OK, you're good to go."
> >
> > "Thank you, your Honor."
>
> Maybe you should move to Iraq.
>
>