Had my hubcaps stolen today
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Re: Had my hubcaps stolen today
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-Man elite fighting
unit called the U.S. REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).
These North & South Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi,
Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be
dropped into Iraq and will have been given only the following facts about
the Terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
"Bruce L. Bergman" <blPYTHONbergman@earthlink.invalid> wrote in message
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> On Sun, 31 Jul 2005 08:47:55 -0400, "Billy Ray"
> <Billy_Ray@SPAMfuse.net> wrote:
>
>> news:kktoe19pfg5oaqv81hbm0bt8qn098a7l8p@4ax.com...
>>>> On 30 Jul 2005 20:04:17 -0700, "Laura Bush murdered her boy friend"
>>>> <xeton2001@yahoo.com> was understood to have stated the following:
>>>>
>>>>>People are dying in bush's glorious Oil War and this loony is worried
>>>>>about his hubcaps.
>>>>
>>>> Why haven't you switched over to a 8' smart car, micro-weenie?
>>>>
>>>
>>> Better yet, he should join all the other cowardly surrender monkeys in
>>> France.
>>>
>>Subject: Crisis in Gaul
>>
>>
>>Paris residents get rise in terror alert
>>
>> PARIS, July 21 (UPI) -- The AP and UPI reported that the French
>> Government
>>announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from Run to
>>Hide.
>>
>> The only two higher levels in France are Surrender and Collaborate.
>>
>> The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white
>>flag factory, effectively disabling their military.
>
> You do know about this one, right? Go to Google, type in {french
> military victories} and hit the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button...
>
> --<< Bruce >>--
>
unit called the U.S. REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).
These North & South Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi,
Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be
dropped into Iraq and will have been given only the following facts about
the Terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
"Bruce L. Bergman" <blPYTHONbergman@earthlink.invalid> wrote in message
news:auute153emn1bar2e7uak8vpu5lq5o8e7j@4ax.com...
> On Sun, 31 Jul 2005 08:47:55 -0400, "Billy Ray"
> <Billy_Ray@SPAMfuse.net> wrote:
>
>> news:kktoe19pfg5oaqv81hbm0bt8qn098a7l8p@4ax.com...
>>>> On 30 Jul 2005 20:04:17 -0700, "Laura Bush murdered her boy friend"
>>>> <xeton2001@yahoo.com> was understood to have stated the following:
>>>>
>>>>>People are dying in bush's glorious Oil War and this loony is worried
>>>>>about his hubcaps.
>>>>
>>>> Why haven't you switched over to a 8' smart car, micro-weenie?
>>>>
>>>
>>> Better yet, he should join all the other cowardly surrender monkeys in
>>> France.
>>>
>>Subject: Crisis in Gaul
>>
>>
>>Paris residents get rise in terror alert
>>
>> PARIS, July 21 (UPI) -- The AP and UPI reported that the French
>> Government
>>announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from Run to
>>Hide.
>>
>> The only two higher levels in France are Surrender and Collaborate.
>>
>> The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white
>>flag factory, effectively disabling their military.
>
> You do know about this one, right? Go to Google, type in {french
> military victories} and hit the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button...
>
> --<< Bruce >>--
>
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Re: Had my hubcaps stolen today
"hachiroku" <ae86@Trueno.GTS> wrote in message
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> On Fri, 29 Jul 2005 19:55:34 -0400, Daniel J. Stern wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 29 Jul 2005, hachiroku wrote:
>>
>>> > Maybe you should move to Iraq.
>>
>>> Nah, there they only allow cutting the RIGHT hand at an angle. OK
>>> CULTURE TIME! Why the RIGHT hand?
>>
>> 'cause that's the one reserved for eating, while the left is reserved for
>> wiping one's ***. It forces the thief to eat with what is considered an
>> inherently-dirty hand.
>
> Exaclty right! During the first Gulf War, the troops were taught that, for
> example, if a Saudi or a Kuwaiti asked you for a tool, you always hand it
> to them with your RIGHT hand, since passing something to someone with the
> laft is an even bigger insult that flipping them off!
>
If they only knew that I use my right hand to wipe my *** ...
Stupid bastards.
How does one wash one hand?
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Re: Had my hubcaps stolen today
"hachiroku" <ae86@Trueno.GTS> wrote in message
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> On Fri, 29 Jul 2005 19:55:34 -0400, Daniel J. Stern wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 29 Jul 2005, hachiroku wrote:
>>
>>> > Maybe you should move to Iraq.
>>
>>> Nah, there they only allow cutting the RIGHT hand at an angle. OK
>>> CULTURE TIME! Why the RIGHT hand?
>>
>> 'cause that's the one reserved for eating, while the left is reserved for
>> wiping one's ***. It forces the thief to eat with what is considered an
>> inherently-dirty hand.
>
> Exaclty right! During the first Gulf War, the troops were taught that, for
> example, if a Saudi or a Kuwaiti asked you for a tool, you always hand it
> to them with your RIGHT hand, since passing something to someone with the
> laft is an even bigger insult that flipping them off!
>
If they only knew that I use my right hand to wipe my *** ...
Stupid bastards.
How does one wash one hand?
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Re: Had my hubcaps stolen today
"hachiroku" <ae86@Trueno.GTS> wrote in message
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> On Fri, 29 Jul 2005 19:55:34 -0400, Daniel J. Stern wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 29 Jul 2005, hachiroku wrote:
>>
>>> > Maybe you should move to Iraq.
>>
>>> Nah, there they only allow cutting the RIGHT hand at an angle. OK
>>> CULTURE TIME! Why the RIGHT hand?
>>
>> 'cause that's the one reserved for eating, while the left is reserved for
>> wiping one's ***. It forces the thief to eat with what is considered an
>> inherently-dirty hand.
>
> Exaclty right! During the first Gulf War, the troops were taught that, for
> example, if a Saudi or a Kuwaiti asked you for a tool, you always hand it
> to them with your RIGHT hand, since passing something to someone with the
> laft is an even bigger insult that flipping them off!
>
If they only knew that I use my right hand to wipe my *** ...
Stupid bastards.
How does one wash one hand?
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Re: Had my hubcaps stolen today
"hachiroku" <ae86@Trueno.GTS> wrote in message
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> On Fri, 29 Jul 2005 19:55:34 -0400, Daniel J. Stern wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 29 Jul 2005, hachiroku wrote:
>>
>>> > Maybe you should move to Iraq.
>>
>>> Nah, there they only allow cutting the RIGHT hand at an angle. OK
>>> CULTURE TIME! Why the RIGHT hand?
>>
>> 'cause that's the one reserved for eating, while the left is reserved for
>> wiping one's ***. It forces the thief to eat with what is considered an
>> inherently-dirty hand.
>
> Exaclty right! During the first Gulf War, the troops were taught that, for
> example, if a Saudi or a Kuwaiti asked you for a tool, you always hand it
> to them with your RIGHT hand, since passing something to someone with the
> laft is an even bigger insult that flipping them off!
>
If they only knew that I use my right hand to wipe my *** ...
Stupid bastards.
How does one wash one hand?
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Re: Had my hubcaps stolen today
On Mon, 1 Aug 2005 15:07:42 -0700, "Bernard Farquart"
<bernardfarquart@removehotmail.com> wrote:
>
>"Scott en Aztlán" <scottenaztlan@yahooNOSPAM.com> wrote in message
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>
>> I can't wait until we have cars like the ones in "I, Robot." Not only
>> will they eliminate the loss of throughput caused by incompetent Sloth
>> drivers, but they have spherical wheels so they don't need hubcaps!
>>
>The only car company that seemed to survive that far,
>was Audi, however, and I still haven't forgiven them for
>all the electrical problems they had in the '80's.
How do you feel about Taco Bell? :)
<bernardfarquart@removehotmail.com> wrote:
>
>"Scott en Aztlán" <scottenaztlan@yahooNOSPAM.com> wrote in message
>news:97qpe110t9vui0vmnc4e30bglqva5p14nl@4ax.com.. .
>
>> I can't wait until we have cars like the ones in "I, Robot." Not only
>> will they eliminate the loss of throughput caused by incompetent Sloth
>> drivers, but they have spherical wheels so they don't need hubcaps!
>>
>The only car company that seemed to survive that far,
>was Audi, however, and I still haven't forgiven them for
>all the electrical problems they had in the '80's.
How do you feel about Taco Bell? :)
