Speaking of John Kerry:

Question: How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans,
and Rednecks?

Answer: Pose the following question: You're walking down a deserted
street with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the
corner, locks eyes with you, screams
obscenities, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock
40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere
seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

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Democrat Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man
look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done
anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away?
What does my wife think? What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the ! knife out of
his hand? What does the law say about this
situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am
I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible
he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he
definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If
I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my
family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 911 ? Why is
this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes,
have a Paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that
would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a
few days and try to come to a consensus.

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Republican Answer:

BANG!

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Redneck's Answer:



BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! ! BANG!
click....(sounds of reloading). BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips
or Black Talon Hollow Points??

God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
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Jim85CJ wrote:
>
> "will you waffle on that too?"
> You're confusing Bill with John Kerry again...

 

Hey, I didn't know we could post autobiographies to the jeeps newsgroup. How
many shots did it take Bill?

What Bill isn't saying about this autobiographical event from his life is that
the person in question was a 3' tall midget w/a butter knife and a severe case
of intestinal gas.

Just kidding!

>Answer: Pose the following question: You're walking down a deserted
>street with your wife and two small children.
>
>Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the
>corner, locks eyes with you, screams
>obscenities, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock
>40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere
>seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?


-Bill (remove "botizer" to reply via email)

 

Hey, I didn't know we could post autobiographies to the jeeps newsgroup. How
many shots did it take Bill?

What Bill isn't saying about this autobiographical event from his life is that
the person in question was a 3' tall midget w/a butter knife and a severe case
of intestinal gas.

Just kidding!

>Answer: Pose the following question: You're walking down a deserted
>street with your wife and two small children.
>
>Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the
>corner, locks eyes with you, screams
>obscenities, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock
>40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere
>seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?


-Bill (remove "botizer" to reply via email)

 

Hey, I didn't know we could post autobiographies to the jeeps newsgroup. How
many shots did it take Bill?

What Bill isn't saying about this autobiographical event from his life is that
the person in question was a 3' tall midget w/a butter knife and a severe case
of intestinal gas.

Just kidding!

>Answer: Pose the following question: You're walking down a deserted
>street with your wife and two small children.
>
>Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the
>corner, locks eyes with you, screams
>obscenities, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock
>40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere
>seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?


-Bill (remove "botizer" to reply via email)

 

Hey, I didn't know we could post autobiographies to the jeeps newsgroup. How
many shots did it take Bill?

What Bill isn't saying about this autobiographical event from his life is that
the person in question was a 3' tall midget w/a butter knife and a severe case
of intestinal gas.

Just kidding!

>Answer: Pose the following question: You're walking down a deserted
>street with your wife and two small children.
>
>Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the
>corner, locks eyes with you, screams
>obscenities, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock
>40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere
>seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?


-Bill (remove "botizer" to reply via email)