The Fake Nathan C.
08-02-2003, 12:58 AM
#11
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Re: The Fake Nathan C.
Grumman-581 wrote:
> "The Funny Nathan Collier Parody (not the nutless crybaby)" wrote ...
>
>>Hmmm. What's your idiot's definition of "stalking"?
>
>
> Stalking -- the act of doing something that will get you killed if you try
> it in person in Texas...
>
>
That was a pretty moronic definition. Did you get that from a Jeff
Foxworthy redneck jokebook? Why are all these unibrow idiots so quick to
resort to violence? At LEAST say you're gonna run over somebody with
your Jeep, so you can be on topic!
> "The Funny Nathan Collier Parody (not the nutless crybaby)" wrote ...
>
>>Hmmm. What's your idiot's definition of "stalking"?
>
>
> Stalking -- the act of doing something that will get you killed if you try
> it in person in Texas...
>
>
That was a pretty moronic definition. Did you get that from a Jeff
Foxworthy redneck jokebook? Why are all these unibrow idiots so quick to
resort to violence? At LEAST say you're gonna run over somebody with
your Jeep, so you can be on topic!
08-02-2003, 01:20 AM
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Re: The Fake Nathan C.
unless the batteries are perfectly matched (not possible) the battery with
lower internal resistance will drain the higher battery.
you need to get either a switch, or an isolator (essentially a high amperage
diode)
"Lon Stowell" <lon.stowell@comcast.net> wrote in message
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> Matt Macchiarolo wrote:
>
> >>If I install a Tomken double
> >>battery holder and double Optimas, should I install any special
> >>isolation circuitry or just wire them up in parallel?
> >
> > Wire them in series, it'll make your electronics run 100% more
efficiently.
>
> If you wire them in series and one opens internally, you got
> zip battery and have to feed amphetamines to the squirrel to
> get your jeep started. I'd wire them in parallel, that way
> if one shorts internally, the other one may just go off in
> "happy 4th of July" mode.
>
> PS. Isn't the plural of Optima, "Optimii"?
>
lower internal resistance will drain the higher battery.
you need to get either a switch, or an isolator (essentially a high amperage
diode)
"Lon Stowell" <lon.stowell@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:S6-dnU7ZQdA4aLeiXTWJiQ@comcast.com...
> Matt Macchiarolo wrote:
>
> >>If I install a Tomken double
> >>battery holder and double Optimas, should I install any special
> >>isolation circuitry or just wire them up in parallel?
> >
> > Wire them in series, it'll make your electronics run 100% more
efficiently.
>
> If you wire them in series and one opens internally, you got
> zip battery and have to feed amphetamines to the squirrel to
> get your jeep started. I'd wire them in parallel, that way
> if one shorts internally, the other one may just go off in
> "happy 4th of July" mode.
>
> PS. Isn't the plural of Optima, "Optimii"?
>
08-02-2003, 01:21 AM
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Re: The Fake Nathan C.
from my experience with optima, rather often.
maybe just bad luck, but I didn't venture a second go at them.
"The Funny Nathan Collier Parody (not the nutless crybaby)"
<nathan@7slotgri11e.com> wrote in message
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> Lon Stowell wrote:
>
> > Matt Macchiarolo wrote:
> >
> >
> >>>If I install a Tomken double
> >>>battery holder and double Optimas, should I install any special
> >>>isolation circuitry or just wire them up in parallel?
> >>
> >>Wire them in series, it'll make your electronics run 100% more
efficiently.
> >
> >
> > If you wire them in series and one opens internally, you got
> > zip battery and have to feed amphetamines to the squirrel to
> > get your jeep started. I'd wire them in parallel, that way
> > if one shorts internally, the other one may just go off in
> > "happy 4th of July" mode.
>
> How often do your batteries suffer internal shorts?
> >
> > PS. Isn't the plural of Optima, "Optimii"?
> >
>
> Optimae. My bad.
>
maybe just bad luck, but I didn't venture a second go at them.
"The Funny Nathan Collier Parody (not the nutless crybaby)"
<nathan@7slotgri11e.com> wrote in message
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> Lon Stowell wrote:
>
> > Matt Macchiarolo wrote:
> >
> >
> >>>If I install a Tomken double
> >>>battery holder and double Optimas, should I install any special
> >>>isolation circuitry or just wire them up in parallel?
> >>
> >>Wire them in series, it'll make your electronics run 100% more
efficiently.
> >
> >
> > If you wire them in series and one opens internally, you got
> > zip battery and have to feed amphetamines to the squirrel to
> > get your jeep started. I'd wire them in parallel, that way
> > if one shorts internally, the other one may just go off in
> > "happy 4th of July" mode.
>
> How often do your batteries suffer internal shorts?
> >
> > PS. Isn't the plural of Optima, "Optimii"?
> >
>
> Optimae. My bad.
>
08-02-2003, 02:31 AM
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Re: The Fake Nathan C.
A.H. MacIntosh aka USERNAME wrote:
> from my experience with optima, rather often.
>
> maybe just bad luck, but I didn't venture a second go at them.
>
They're sold as the ultimate set-up, too. What are you running now?
>
> "The Funny Nathan Collier Parody (not the nutless crybaby)"
> <nathan@7slotgri11e.com> wrote in message
> news:ndmdncOkRNawYLeiXTWJhw@giganews.com...
>
>>Lon Stowell wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Matt Macchiarolo wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>>If I install a Tomken double
>>>>>battery holder and double Optimas, should I install any special
>>>>>isolation circuitry or just wire them up in parallel?
>>>>
>>>>Wire them in series, it'll make your electronics run 100% more
>
> efficiently.
>
>>>
>>> If you wire them in series and one opens internally, you got
>>> zip battery and have to feed amphetamines to the squirrel to
>>> get your jeep started. I'd wire them in parallel, that way
>>> if one shorts internally, the other one may just go off in
>>> "happy 4th of July" mode.
>>
>>How often do your batteries suffer internal shorts?
>>
>>> PS. Isn't the plural of Optima, "Optimii"?
>>>
>>
>>Optimae. My bad.
>>
>
>
>
> from my experience with optima, rather often.
>
> maybe just bad luck, but I didn't venture a second go at them.
>
They're sold as the ultimate set-up, too. What are you running now?
>
> "The Funny Nathan Collier Parody (not the nutless crybaby)"
> <nathan@7slotgri11e.com> wrote in message
> news:ndmdncOkRNawYLeiXTWJhw@giganews.com...
>
>>Lon Stowell wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Matt Macchiarolo wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>>If I install a Tomken double
>>>>>battery holder and double Optimas, should I install any special
>>>>>isolation circuitry or just wire them up in parallel?
>>>>
>>>>Wire them in series, it'll make your electronics run 100% more
>
> efficiently.
>
>>>
>>> If you wire them in series and one opens internally, you got
>>> zip battery and have to feed amphetamines to the squirrel to
>>> get your jeep started. I'd wire them in parallel, that way
>>> if one shorts internally, the other one may just go off in
>>> "happy 4th of July" mode.
>>
>>How often do your batteries suffer internal shorts?
>>
>>> PS. Isn't the plural of Optima, "Optimii"?
>>>
>>
>>Optimae. My bad.
>>
>
>
>
08-02-2003, 03:00 AM
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Re: The Fake Nathan C.
"The Nathan Collier Stalker dribbled ...
> Why are all these unibrow idiots so quick to
> resort to violence?
Don't know about the "unibrow" part of it, but as far as the resorting to
violence part of it, well, some people just deserve killin'...
> At LEAST say you're gonna run over somebody with
> your Jeep, so you can be on topic!
So many pedestrians, so little time...
> Why are all these unibrow idiots so quick to
> resort to violence?
Don't know about the "unibrow" part of it, but as far as the resorting to
violence part of it, well, some people just deserve killin'...
> At LEAST say you're gonna run over somebody with
> your Jeep, so you can be on topic!
So many pedestrians, so little time...
08-03-2003, 10:45 AM
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Re: The Fake Nathan C.
Farm tractor batteries from a local farm supply. a bit lower peak output,
but so far even the 'mog hasn't destroyed one yet. Contrary to what Optima
would like you to believe, they do break, and a bit easily at that.
"The Funny Nathan Collier Parody (not the nutless crybaby)"
<nathan@7slotgri11e.com> wrote in message
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> A.H. MacIntosh aka USERNAME wrote:
>
> > from my experience with optima, rather often.
> >
> > maybe just bad luck, but I didn't venture a second go at them.
> >
> They're sold as the ultimate set-up, too. What are you running now?
> >
> > "The Funny Nathan Collier Parody (not the nutless crybaby)"
> > <nathan@7slotgri11e.com> wrote in message
> > news:ndmdncOkRNawYLeiXTWJhw@giganews.com...
> >
> >>Lon Stowell wrote:
> >>
> >>
> >>>Matt Macchiarolo wrote:
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>>If I install a Tomken double
> >>>>>battery holder and double Optimas, should I install any special
> >>>>>isolation circuitry or just wire them up in parallel?
> >>>>
> >>>>Wire them in series, it'll make your electronics run 100% more
> >
> > efficiently.
> >
> >>>
> >>> If you wire them in series and one opens internally, you got
> >>> zip battery and have to feed amphetamines to the squirrel to
> >>> get your jeep started. I'd wire them in parallel, that way
> >>> if one shorts internally, the other one may just go off in
> >>> "happy 4th of July" mode.
> >>
> >>How often do your batteries suffer internal shorts?
> >>
> >>> PS. Isn't the plural of Optima, "Optimii"?
> >>>
> >>
> >>Optimae. My bad.
> >>
> >
> >
> >
>
but so far even the 'mog hasn't destroyed one yet. Contrary to what Optima
would like you to believe, they do break, and a bit easily at that.
"The Funny Nathan Collier Parody (not the nutless crybaby)"
<nathan@7slotgri11e.com> wrote in message
news:gmydnVcAAcVMx7aiXTWJiQ@giganews.com...
> A.H. MacIntosh aka USERNAME wrote:
>
> > from my experience with optima, rather often.
> >
> > maybe just bad luck, but I didn't venture a second go at them.
> >
> They're sold as the ultimate set-up, too. What are you running now?
> >
> > "The Funny Nathan Collier Parody (not the nutless crybaby)"
> > <nathan@7slotgri11e.com> wrote in message
> > news:ndmdncOkRNawYLeiXTWJhw@giganews.com...
> >
> >>Lon Stowell wrote:
> >>
> >>
> >>>Matt Macchiarolo wrote:
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>>If I install a Tomken double
> >>>>>battery holder and double Optimas, should I install any special
> >>>>>isolation circuitry or just wire them up in parallel?
> >>>>
> >>>>Wire them in series, it'll make your electronics run 100% more
> >
> > efficiently.
> >
> >>>
> >>> If you wire them in series and one opens internally, you got
> >>> zip battery and have to feed amphetamines to the squirrel to
> >>> get your jeep started. I'd wire them in parallel, that way
> >>> if one shorts internally, the other one may just go off in
> >>> "happy 4th of July" mode.
> >>
> >>How often do your batteries suffer internal shorts?
> >>
> >>> PS. Isn't the plural of Optima, "Optimii"?
> >>>
> >>
> >>Optimae. My bad.
> >>
> >
> >
> >
>
08-08-2003, 04:27 PM
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Re: The Fake Nathan C.
> > > Wire them in series, it'll make your electronics run 100% more
> efficiently.
> >
> > If you wire them in series and one opens internally, you got
> > zip battery and have to feed amphetamines to the squirrel to
> > get your jeep started. I'd wire them in parallel, that way
> > if one shorts internally, the other one may just go off in
> > "happy 4th of July" mode.
What would be the purpose of this, anyway? My jeep actually has a
dual battery tray (I bought the vehicle with it already intalled) but
I have never seen the attraction of installing the second battery.
> efficiently.
> >
> > If you wire them in series and one opens internally, you got
> > zip battery and have to feed amphetamines to the squirrel to
> > get your jeep started. I'd wire them in parallel, that way
> > if one shorts internally, the other one may just go off in
> > "happy 4th of July" mode.
What would be the purpose of this, anyway? My jeep actually has a
dual battery tray (I bought the vehicle with it already intalled) but
I have never seen the attraction of installing the second battery.
08-08-2003, 04:41 PM
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Re: The Fake Nathan C.
In article <b102b6e4.0308081227.2454e750@posting.google.com >, spam_box@ev1.net
(Joshua Nelson) writes:
>What would be the purpose of this, anyway? My jeep actually has a
>dual battery tray (I bought the vehicle with it already intalled) but
>I have never seen the attraction of installing the second battery.
Two batteries to have extra current when running winches, on-board welders,
minifridges, etc.
So where did the fake Nathan C go? Mommy must've grounded him from the
computer?
* * *
Matt Macchiarolo
www.townpeddler.com
www.wolverine4wd.org
http://wolverine4wd.org/rigs/macchiarolo_ml.html
(Joshua Nelson) writes:
>What would be the purpose of this, anyway? My jeep actually has a
>dual battery tray (I bought the vehicle with it already intalled) but
>I have never seen the attraction of installing the second battery.
Two batteries to have extra current when running winches, on-board welders,
minifridges, etc.
So where did the fake Nathan C go? Mommy must've grounded him from the
computer?
* * *
Matt Macchiarolo
www.townpeddler.com
www.wolverine4wd.org
http://wolverine4wd.org/rigs/macchiarolo_ml.html
08-08-2003, 05:00 PM
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Re: The Fake Nathan C.
Suffered the fate of the oozelum bird, probably
Dave Milne, Scotland
'99 TJ 4.0 Sahara
"Matt Macchiarolo" <mlmacchia@aol.comspambgon> wrote in message
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: In article <b102b6e4.0308081227.2454e750@posting.google.com >,
spam_box@ev1.net
: (Joshua Nelson) writes:
:
: >What would be the purpose of this, anyway? My jeep actually has a
: >dual battery tray (I bought the vehicle with it already intalled) but
: >I have never seen the attraction of installing the second battery.
:
: Two batteries to have extra current when running winches, on-board
welders,
: minifridges, etc.
:
: So where did the fake Nathan C go? Mommy must've grounded him from the
: computer?
: * * *
: Matt Macchiarolo
: www.townpeddler.com
: www.wolverine4wd.org
: http://wolverine4wd.org/rigs/macchiarolo_ml.html
:
:
:
:
Dave Milne, Scotland
'99 TJ 4.0 Sahara
"Matt Macchiarolo" <mlmacchia@aol.comspambgon> wrote in message
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: In article <b102b6e4.0308081227.2454e750@posting.google.com >,
spam_box@ev1.net
: (Joshua Nelson) writes:
:
: >What would be the purpose of this, anyway? My jeep actually has a
: >dual battery tray (I bought the vehicle with it already intalled) but
: >I have never seen the attraction of installing the second battery.
:
: Two batteries to have extra current when running winches, on-board
welders,
: minifridges, etc.
:
: So where did the fake Nathan C go? Mommy must've grounded him from the
: computer?
: * * *
: Matt Macchiarolo
: www.townpeddler.com
: www.wolverine4wd.org
: http://wolverine4wd.org/rigs/macchiarolo_ml.html
:
:
:
:
08-09-2003, 02:28 AM
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Re: The Fake Nathan C.
Matt Macchiarolo wrote:
> In article <b102b6e4.0308081227.2454e750@posting.google.com >, spam_box@ev1.net
> (Joshua Nelson) writes:
>
>
>>What would be the purpose of this, anyway? My jeep actually has a
>>dual battery tray (I bought the vehicle with it already intalled) but
>>I have never seen the attraction of installing the second battery.
>
>
> Two batteries to have extra current when running winches, on-board welders,
> minifridges, etc.
>
> So where did the fake Nathan C go?
Can't a guy go Jeeping in Utah for a week without some newsgroup *******
lusting after his ***? Note my news provider, *****! HAHAHAHAH!
> In article <b102b6e4.0308081227.2454e750@posting.google.com >, spam_box@ev1.net
> (Joshua Nelson) writes:
>
>
>>What would be the purpose of this, anyway? My jeep actually has a
>>dual battery tray (I bought the vehicle with it already intalled) but
>>I have never seen the attraction of installing the second battery.
>
>
> Two batteries to have extra current when running winches, on-board welders,
> minifridges, etc.
>
> So where did the fake Nathan C go?
Can't a guy go Jeeping in Utah for a week without some newsgroup *******
lusting after his ***? Note my news provider, *****! HAHAHAHAH!
