Engine clicking noise - Wrangler 2005
08-08-2005, 06:33 PM
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Re: Engine clicking noise - Wrangler 2005
The Southern Association of Colleges & Schools is requesting billions of
federal dollars to teach
"Y'allbonics"in all classrooms south of the Mason-Dixon line. Included
here are some
samples of "Y'allbonics."
If you do not understand any of them, contact a Southerner for an
explanation.
HEIDI:
(noun)
Greeting.
HIRE YEW:
(complete sentence)
Remainder of greeting.
Usage: "Heidi, hire yew?"
BARD:
(verb)
Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."
JAWJUH:
(noun)
The state north of Florida. Capital is Lanner.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck."
BAMMER:
(noun)
The state west of Jawjuh. Capital is Berminhayum.
Usage: "A tornader jes went through Bammer an'
left $20,000,000 in improvements."
MUNTS:
(noun)
A calendar division.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh ba! rd my
pickup truck, and I ain't herd from him in munts."
THANK:
(verb)
Cognitive process.
Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a Coke."
RANCH:
(noun)
A tool used for tight'nin' bolts.
Usage: "I thank I leff my ranch in
the back of that pickup truck
my brother from Jawjuh bard a
few munts ago."
ALL:
(noun)
A petroleum-based lubricant.
Usage: "I sure hope my brother
from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."
FAR:
(noun)
A conflagration.
Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh
don't change the all in my pickup truck,
that thing's gonna catch far."
TAR:
(noun)
A rubber wheel.
Usage: "I hope that brother of mine from
Jawjuh don't git a flat tar in my pickup truck."
TIRE:
(noun)
A tall monument.
Usage: "Lord willin' and the creek don't rise, Ah
sure hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Pars sometime."
RETARD:
(verb)
To stop working.
Usage: "My grampaw retard at age 65."
FARN:
(adjective)
Not domestic.
Usage: "I ! cuddint unnerstand a wurd he
sed must be from some farn country."
DID:
(adjective)
Not alive.
Usage: "He's did, Jim."
ARE:
(noun)
A colorless, odorless gas; oxygen.
Usage: "He cain't breathe
give 'im some ARE!"
BOB WAR:
(noun)
A sharp, twisted cable.
Usage: "Boy, stay away from that
bob war fence.
Dave Milne wrote:
>
> Exactly. You misspelled "variant" but I still understood you :-)
>
> Dave Milne, Scotland
> '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
federal dollars to teach
"Y'allbonics"in all classrooms south of the Mason-Dixon line. Included
here are some
samples of "Y'allbonics."
If you do not understand any of them, contact a Southerner for an
explanation.
HEIDI:
(noun)
Greeting.
HIRE YEW:
(complete sentence)
Remainder of greeting.
Usage: "Heidi, hire yew?"
BARD:
(verb)
Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."
JAWJUH:
(noun)
The state north of Florida. Capital is Lanner.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck."
BAMMER:
(noun)
The state west of Jawjuh. Capital is Berminhayum.
Usage: "A tornader jes went through Bammer an'
left $20,000,000 in improvements."
MUNTS:
(noun)
A calendar division.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh ba! rd my
pickup truck, and I ain't herd from him in munts."
THANK:
(verb)
Cognitive process.
Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a Coke."
RANCH:
(noun)
A tool used for tight'nin' bolts.
Usage: "I thank I leff my ranch in
the back of that pickup truck
my brother from Jawjuh bard a
few munts ago."
ALL:
(noun)
A petroleum-based lubricant.
Usage: "I sure hope my brother
from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."
FAR:
(noun)
A conflagration.
Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh
don't change the all in my pickup truck,
that thing's gonna catch far."
TAR:
(noun)
A rubber wheel.
Usage: "I hope that brother of mine from
Jawjuh don't git a flat tar in my pickup truck."
TIRE:
(noun)
A tall monument.
Usage: "Lord willin' and the creek don't rise, Ah
sure hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Pars sometime."
RETARD:
(verb)
To stop working.
Usage: "My grampaw retard at age 65."
FARN:
(adjective)
Not domestic.
Usage: "I ! cuddint unnerstand a wurd he
sed must be from some farn country."
DID:
(adjective)
Not alive.
Usage: "He's did, Jim."
ARE:
(noun)
A colorless, odorless gas; oxygen.
Usage: "He cain't breathe
give 'im some ARE!"
BOB WAR:
(noun)
A sharp, twisted cable.
Usage: "Boy, stay away from that
bob war fence.
Dave Milne wrote:
>
> Exactly. You misspelled "variant" but I still understood you :-)
>
> Dave Milne, Scotland
> '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
08-08-2005, 06:33 PM
#52
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Posts: n/a
Re: Engine clicking noise - Wrangler 2005
The Southern Association of Colleges & Schools is requesting billions of
federal dollars to teach
"Y'allbonics"in all classrooms south of the Mason-Dixon line. Included
here are some
samples of "Y'allbonics."
If you do not understand any of them, contact a Southerner for an
explanation.
HEIDI:
(noun)
Greeting.
HIRE YEW:
(complete sentence)
Remainder of greeting.
Usage: "Heidi, hire yew?"
BARD:
(verb)
Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."
JAWJUH:
(noun)
The state north of Florida. Capital is Lanner.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck."
BAMMER:
(noun)
The state west of Jawjuh. Capital is Berminhayum.
Usage: "A tornader jes went through Bammer an'
left $20,000,000 in improvements."
MUNTS:
(noun)
A calendar division.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh ba! rd my
pickup truck, and I ain't herd from him in munts."
THANK:
(verb)
Cognitive process.
Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a Coke."
RANCH:
(noun)
A tool used for tight'nin' bolts.
Usage: "I thank I leff my ranch in
the back of that pickup truck
my brother from Jawjuh bard a
few munts ago."
ALL:
(noun)
A petroleum-based lubricant.
Usage: "I sure hope my brother
from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."
FAR:
(noun)
A conflagration.
Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh
don't change the all in my pickup truck,
that thing's gonna catch far."
TAR:
(noun)
A rubber wheel.
Usage: "I hope that brother of mine from
Jawjuh don't git a flat tar in my pickup truck."
TIRE:
(noun)
A tall monument.
Usage: "Lord willin' and the creek don't rise, Ah
sure hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Pars sometime."
RETARD:
(verb)
To stop working.
Usage: "My grampaw retard at age 65."
FARN:
(adjective)
Not domestic.
Usage: "I ! cuddint unnerstand a wurd he
sed must be from some farn country."
DID:
(adjective)
Not alive.
Usage: "He's did, Jim."
ARE:
(noun)
A colorless, odorless gas; oxygen.
Usage: "He cain't breathe
give 'im some ARE!"
BOB WAR:
(noun)
A sharp, twisted cable.
Usage: "Boy, stay away from that
bob war fence.
Dave Milne wrote:
>
> Exactly. You misspelled "variant" but I still understood you :-)
>
> Dave Milne, Scotland
> '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
federal dollars to teach
"Y'allbonics"in all classrooms south of the Mason-Dixon line. Included
here are some
samples of "Y'allbonics."
If you do not understand any of them, contact a Southerner for an
explanation.
HEIDI:
(noun)
Greeting.
HIRE YEW:
(complete sentence)
Remainder of greeting.
Usage: "Heidi, hire yew?"
BARD:
(verb)
Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."
JAWJUH:
(noun)
The state north of Florida. Capital is Lanner.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck."
BAMMER:
(noun)
The state west of Jawjuh. Capital is Berminhayum.
Usage: "A tornader jes went through Bammer an'
left $20,000,000 in improvements."
MUNTS:
(noun)
A calendar division.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh ba! rd my
pickup truck, and I ain't herd from him in munts."
THANK:
(verb)
Cognitive process.
Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a Coke."
RANCH:
(noun)
A tool used for tight'nin' bolts.
Usage: "I thank I leff my ranch in
the back of that pickup truck
my brother from Jawjuh bard a
few munts ago."
ALL:
(noun)
A petroleum-based lubricant.
Usage: "I sure hope my brother
from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."
FAR:
(noun)
A conflagration.
Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh
don't change the all in my pickup truck,
that thing's gonna catch far."
TAR:
(noun)
A rubber wheel.
Usage: "I hope that brother of mine from
Jawjuh don't git a flat tar in my pickup truck."
TIRE:
(noun)
A tall monument.
Usage: "Lord willin' and the creek don't rise, Ah
sure hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Pars sometime."
RETARD:
(verb)
To stop working.
Usage: "My grampaw retard at age 65."
FARN:
(adjective)
Not domestic.
Usage: "I ! cuddint unnerstand a wurd he
sed must be from some farn country."
DID:
(adjective)
Not alive.
Usage: "He's did, Jim."
ARE:
(noun)
A colorless, odorless gas; oxygen.
Usage: "He cain't breathe
give 'im some ARE!"
BOB WAR:
(noun)
A sharp, twisted cable.
Usage: "Boy, stay away from that
bob war fence.
Dave Milne wrote:
>
> Exactly. You misspelled "variant" but I still understood you :-)
>
> Dave Milne, Scotland
> '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
08-08-2005, 06:33 PM
#53
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Posts: n/a
Re: Engine clicking noise - Wrangler 2005
The Southern Association of Colleges & Schools is requesting billions of
federal dollars to teach
"Y'allbonics"in all classrooms south of the Mason-Dixon line. Included
here are some
samples of "Y'allbonics."
If you do not understand any of them, contact a Southerner for an
explanation.
HEIDI:
(noun)
Greeting.
HIRE YEW:
(complete sentence)
Remainder of greeting.
Usage: "Heidi, hire yew?"
BARD:
(verb)
Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."
JAWJUH:
(noun)
The state north of Florida. Capital is Lanner.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck."
BAMMER:
(noun)
The state west of Jawjuh. Capital is Berminhayum.
Usage: "A tornader jes went through Bammer an'
left $20,000,000 in improvements."
MUNTS:
(noun)
A calendar division.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh ba! rd my
pickup truck, and I ain't herd from him in munts."
THANK:
(verb)
Cognitive process.
Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a Coke."
RANCH:
(noun)
A tool used for tight'nin' bolts.
Usage: "I thank I leff my ranch in
the back of that pickup truck
my brother from Jawjuh bard a
few munts ago."
ALL:
(noun)
A petroleum-based lubricant.
Usage: "I sure hope my brother
from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."
FAR:
(noun)
A conflagration.
Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh
don't change the all in my pickup truck,
that thing's gonna catch far."
TAR:
(noun)
A rubber wheel.
Usage: "I hope that brother of mine from
Jawjuh don't git a flat tar in my pickup truck."
TIRE:
(noun)
A tall monument.
Usage: "Lord willin' and the creek don't rise, Ah
sure hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Pars sometime."
RETARD:
(verb)
To stop working.
Usage: "My grampaw retard at age 65."
FARN:
(adjective)
Not domestic.
Usage: "I ! cuddint unnerstand a wurd he
sed must be from some farn country."
DID:
(adjective)
Not alive.
Usage: "He's did, Jim."
ARE:
(noun)
A colorless, odorless gas; oxygen.
Usage: "He cain't breathe
give 'im some ARE!"
BOB WAR:
(noun)
A sharp, twisted cable.
Usage: "Boy, stay away from that
bob war fence.
Dave Milne wrote:
>
> Exactly. You misspelled "variant" but I still understood you :-)
>
> Dave Milne, Scotland
> '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
federal dollars to teach
"Y'allbonics"in all classrooms south of the Mason-Dixon line. Included
here are some
samples of "Y'allbonics."
If you do not understand any of them, contact a Southerner for an
explanation.
HEIDI:
(noun)
Greeting.
HIRE YEW:
(complete sentence)
Remainder of greeting.
Usage: "Heidi, hire yew?"
BARD:
(verb)
Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."
JAWJUH:
(noun)
The state north of Florida. Capital is Lanner.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck."
BAMMER:
(noun)
The state west of Jawjuh. Capital is Berminhayum.
Usage: "A tornader jes went through Bammer an'
left $20,000,000 in improvements."
MUNTS:
(noun)
A calendar division.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh ba! rd my
pickup truck, and I ain't herd from him in munts."
THANK:
(verb)
Cognitive process.
Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a Coke."
RANCH:
(noun)
A tool used for tight'nin' bolts.
Usage: "I thank I leff my ranch in
the back of that pickup truck
my brother from Jawjuh bard a
few munts ago."
ALL:
(noun)
A petroleum-based lubricant.
Usage: "I sure hope my brother
from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."
FAR:
(noun)
A conflagration.
Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh
don't change the all in my pickup truck,
that thing's gonna catch far."
TAR:
(noun)
A rubber wheel.
Usage: "I hope that brother of mine from
Jawjuh don't git a flat tar in my pickup truck."
TIRE:
(noun)
A tall monument.
Usage: "Lord willin' and the creek don't rise, Ah
sure hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Pars sometime."
RETARD:
(verb)
To stop working.
Usage: "My grampaw retard at age 65."
FARN:
(adjective)
Not domestic.
Usage: "I ! cuddint unnerstand a wurd he
sed must be from some farn country."
DID:
(adjective)
Not alive.
Usage: "He's did, Jim."
ARE:
(noun)
A colorless, odorless gas; oxygen.
Usage: "He cain't breathe
give 'im some ARE!"
BOB WAR:
(noun)
A sharp, twisted cable.
Usage: "Boy, stay away from that
bob war fence.
Dave Milne wrote:
>
> Exactly. You misspelled "variant" but I still understood you :-)
>
> Dave Milne, Scotland
> '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
08-08-2005, 07:31 PM
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Re: Engine clicking noise - Wrangler 2005
Don't forget that when we go to LA to go to the beach, we are talking about
Lower Alabama, not Los Angeles. btw I am from N. GA. and I hear most of
those words every day.
Patrick
Ô¿Ô
"L.W. ("ßill") ------ III" <----------@***.net> wrote in message
news:42F7DDA9.92CD06B2@***.net...
> The Southern Association of Colleges & Schools is requesting billions of
> federal dollars to teach
> "Y'allbonics"in all classrooms south of the Mason-Dixon line. Included
> here are some
> samples of "Y'allbonics."
>
> If you do not understand any of them, contact a Southerner for an
> explanation.
>
>
> HEIDI:
> (noun)
> Greeting.
>
> HIRE YEW:
> (complete sentence)
> Remainder of greeting.
> Usage: "Heidi, hire yew?"
>
> BARD:
> (verb)
> Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
> Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."
>
> JAWJUH:
> (noun)
> The state north of Florida. Capital is Lanner.
> Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck."
>
> BAMMER:
> (noun)
> The state west of Jawjuh. Capital is Berminhayum.
> Usage: "A tornader jes went through Bammer an'
> left $20,000,000 in improvements."
>
> MUNTS:
> (noun)
> A calendar division.
> Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh ba! rd my
> pickup truck, and I ain't herd from him in munts."
>
> THANK:
> (verb)
> Cognitive process.
> Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a Coke."
>
> RANCH:
> (noun)
> A tool used for tight'nin' bolts.
> Usage: "I thank I leff my ranch in
> the back of that pickup truck
> my brother from Jawjuh bard a
> few munts ago."
>
> ALL:
> (noun)
> A petroleum-based lubricant.
> Usage: "I sure hope my brother
> from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."
>
> FAR:
> (noun)
> A conflagration.
> Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh
> don't change the all in my pickup truck,
> that thing's gonna catch far."
>
> TAR:
> (noun)
> A rubber wheel.
> Usage: "I hope that brother of mine from
> Jawjuh don't git a flat tar in my pickup truck."
>
> TIRE:
> (noun)
> A tall monument.
> Usage: "Lord willin' and the creek don't rise, Ah
> sure hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Pars sometime."
>
> RETARD:
> (verb)
> To stop working.
> Usage: "My grampaw retard at age 65."
>
> FARN:
> (adjective)
> Not domestic.
> Usage: "I ! cuddint unnerstand a wurd he
> sed must be from some farn country."
>
> DID:
> (adjective)
> Not alive.
> Usage: "He's did, Jim."
>
> ARE:
> (noun)
> A colorless, odorless gas; oxygen.
> Usage: "He cain't breathe
> give 'im some ARE!"
>
> BOB WAR:
> (noun)
> A sharp, twisted cable.
> Usage: "Boy, stay away from that
> bob war fence.
>
> Dave Milne wrote:
>>
>> Exactly. You misspelled "variant" but I still understood you :-)
>>
>> Dave Milne, Scotland
>> '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
Lower Alabama, not Los Angeles. btw I am from N. GA. and I hear most of
those words every day.
Patrick
Ô¿Ô
"L.W. ("ßill") ------ III" <----------@***.net> wrote in message
news:42F7DDA9.92CD06B2@***.net...
> The Southern Association of Colleges & Schools is requesting billions of
> federal dollars to teach
> "Y'allbonics"in all classrooms south of the Mason-Dixon line. Included
> here are some
> samples of "Y'allbonics."
>
> If you do not understand any of them, contact a Southerner for an
> explanation.
>
>
> HEIDI:
> (noun)
> Greeting.
>
> HIRE YEW:
> (complete sentence)
> Remainder of greeting.
> Usage: "Heidi, hire yew?"
>
> BARD:
> (verb)
> Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
> Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."
>
> JAWJUH:
> (noun)
> The state north of Florida. Capital is Lanner.
> Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck."
>
> BAMMER:
> (noun)
> The state west of Jawjuh. Capital is Berminhayum.
> Usage: "A tornader jes went through Bammer an'
> left $20,000,000 in improvements."
>
> MUNTS:
> (noun)
> A calendar division.
> Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh ba! rd my
> pickup truck, and I ain't herd from him in munts."
>
> THANK:
> (verb)
> Cognitive process.
> Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a Coke."
>
> RANCH:
> (noun)
> A tool used for tight'nin' bolts.
> Usage: "I thank I leff my ranch in
> the back of that pickup truck
> my brother from Jawjuh bard a
> few munts ago."
>
> ALL:
> (noun)
> A petroleum-based lubricant.
> Usage: "I sure hope my brother
> from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."
>
> FAR:
> (noun)
> A conflagration.
> Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh
> don't change the all in my pickup truck,
> that thing's gonna catch far."
>
> TAR:
> (noun)
> A rubber wheel.
> Usage: "I hope that brother of mine from
> Jawjuh don't git a flat tar in my pickup truck."
>
> TIRE:
> (noun)
> A tall monument.
> Usage: "Lord willin' and the creek don't rise, Ah
> sure hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Pars sometime."
>
> RETARD:
> (verb)
> To stop working.
> Usage: "My grampaw retard at age 65."
>
> FARN:
> (adjective)
> Not domestic.
> Usage: "I ! cuddint unnerstand a wurd he
> sed must be from some farn country."
>
> DID:
> (adjective)
> Not alive.
> Usage: "He's did, Jim."
>
> ARE:
> (noun)
> A colorless, odorless gas; oxygen.
> Usage: "He cain't breathe
> give 'im some ARE!"
>
> BOB WAR:
> (noun)
> A sharp, twisted cable.
> Usage: "Boy, stay away from that
> bob war fence.
>
> Dave Milne wrote:
>>
>> Exactly. You misspelled "variant" but I still understood you :-)
>>
>> Dave Milne, Scotland
>> '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
08-08-2005, 07:31 PM
#55
Guest
Posts: n/a
Re: Engine clicking noise - Wrangler 2005
Don't forget that when we go to LA to go to the beach, we are talking about
Lower Alabama, not Los Angeles. btw I am from N. GA. and I hear most of
those words every day.
Patrick
Ô¿Ô
"L.W. ("ßill") ------ III" <----------@***.net> wrote in message
news:42F7DDA9.92CD06B2@***.net...
> The Southern Association of Colleges & Schools is requesting billions of
> federal dollars to teach
> "Y'allbonics"in all classrooms south of the Mason-Dixon line. Included
> here are some
> samples of "Y'allbonics."
>
> If you do not understand any of them, contact a Southerner for an
> explanation.
>
>
> HEIDI:
> (noun)
> Greeting.
>
> HIRE YEW:
> (complete sentence)
> Remainder of greeting.
> Usage: "Heidi, hire yew?"
>
> BARD:
> (verb)
> Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
> Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."
>
> JAWJUH:
> (noun)
> The state north of Florida. Capital is Lanner.
> Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck."
>
> BAMMER:
> (noun)
> The state west of Jawjuh. Capital is Berminhayum.
> Usage: "A tornader jes went through Bammer an'
> left $20,000,000 in improvements."
>
> MUNTS:
> (noun)
> A calendar division.
> Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh ba! rd my
> pickup truck, and I ain't herd from him in munts."
>
> THANK:
> (verb)
> Cognitive process.
> Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a Coke."
>
> RANCH:
> (noun)
> A tool used for tight'nin' bolts.
> Usage: "I thank I leff my ranch in
> the back of that pickup truck
> my brother from Jawjuh bard a
> few munts ago."
>
> ALL:
> (noun)
> A petroleum-based lubricant.
> Usage: "I sure hope my brother
> from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."
>
> FAR:
> (noun)
> A conflagration.
> Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh
> don't change the all in my pickup truck,
> that thing's gonna catch far."
>
> TAR:
> (noun)
> A rubber wheel.
> Usage: "I hope that brother of mine from
> Jawjuh don't git a flat tar in my pickup truck."
>
> TIRE:
> (noun)
> A tall monument.
> Usage: "Lord willin' and the creek don't rise, Ah
> sure hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Pars sometime."
>
> RETARD:
> (verb)
> To stop working.
> Usage: "My grampaw retard at age 65."
>
> FARN:
> (adjective)
> Not domestic.
> Usage: "I ! cuddint unnerstand a wurd he
> sed must be from some farn country."
>
> DID:
> (adjective)
> Not alive.
> Usage: "He's did, Jim."
>
> ARE:
> (noun)
> A colorless, odorless gas; oxygen.
> Usage: "He cain't breathe
> give 'im some ARE!"
>
> BOB WAR:
> (noun)
> A sharp, twisted cable.
> Usage: "Boy, stay away from that
> bob war fence.
>
> Dave Milne wrote:
>>
>> Exactly. You misspelled "variant" but I still understood you :-)
>>
>> Dave Milne, Scotland
>> '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
Lower Alabama, not Los Angeles. btw I am from N. GA. and I hear most of
those words every day.
Patrick
Ô¿Ô
"L.W. ("ßill") ------ III" <----------@***.net> wrote in message
news:42F7DDA9.92CD06B2@***.net...
> The Southern Association of Colleges & Schools is requesting billions of
> federal dollars to teach
> "Y'allbonics"in all classrooms south of the Mason-Dixon line. Included
> here are some
> samples of "Y'allbonics."
>
> If you do not understand any of them, contact a Southerner for an
> explanation.
>
>
> HEIDI:
> (noun)
> Greeting.
>
> HIRE YEW:
> (complete sentence)
> Remainder of greeting.
> Usage: "Heidi, hire yew?"
>
> BARD:
> (verb)
> Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
> Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."
>
> JAWJUH:
> (noun)
> The state north of Florida. Capital is Lanner.
> Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck."
>
> BAMMER:
> (noun)
> The state west of Jawjuh. Capital is Berminhayum.
> Usage: "A tornader jes went through Bammer an'
> left $20,000,000 in improvements."
>
> MUNTS:
> (noun)
> A calendar division.
> Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh ba! rd my
> pickup truck, and I ain't herd from him in munts."
>
> THANK:
> (verb)
> Cognitive process.
> Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a Coke."
>
> RANCH:
> (noun)
> A tool used for tight'nin' bolts.
> Usage: "I thank I leff my ranch in
> the back of that pickup truck
> my brother from Jawjuh bard a
> few munts ago."
>
> ALL:
> (noun)
> A petroleum-based lubricant.
> Usage: "I sure hope my brother
> from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."
>
> FAR:
> (noun)
> A conflagration.
> Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh
> don't change the all in my pickup truck,
> that thing's gonna catch far."
>
> TAR:
> (noun)
> A rubber wheel.
> Usage: "I hope that brother of mine from
> Jawjuh don't git a flat tar in my pickup truck."
>
> TIRE:
> (noun)
> A tall monument.
> Usage: "Lord willin' and the creek don't rise, Ah
> sure hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Pars sometime."
>
> RETARD:
> (verb)
> To stop working.
> Usage: "My grampaw retard at age 65."
>
> FARN:
> (adjective)
> Not domestic.
> Usage: "I ! cuddint unnerstand a wurd he
> sed must be from some farn country."
>
> DID:
> (adjective)
> Not alive.
> Usage: "He's did, Jim."
>
> ARE:
> (noun)
> A colorless, odorless gas; oxygen.
> Usage: "He cain't breathe
> give 'im some ARE!"
>
> BOB WAR:
> (noun)
> A sharp, twisted cable.
> Usage: "Boy, stay away from that
> bob war fence.
>
> Dave Milne wrote:
>>
>> Exactly. You misspelled "variant" but I still understood you :-)
>>
>> Dave Milne, Scotland
>> '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
08-08-2005, 07:31 PM
#56
Guest
Posts: n/a
Re: Engine clicking noise - Wrangler 2005
Don't forget that when we go to LA to go to the beach, we are talking about
Lower Alabama, not Los Angeles. btw I am from N. GA. and I hear most of
those words every day.
Patrick
Ô¿Ô
"L.W. ("ßill") ------ III" <----------@***.net> wrote in message
news:42F7DDA9.92CD06B2@***.net...
> The Southern Association of Colleges & Schools is requesting billions of
> federal dollars to teach
> "Y'allbonics"in all classrooms south of the Mason-Dixon line. Included
> here are some
> samples of "Y'allbonics."
>
> If you do not understand any of them, contact a Southerner for an
> explanation.
>
>
> HEIDI:
> (noun)
> Greeting.
>
> HIRE YEW:
> (complete sentence)
> Remainder of greeting.
> Usage: "Heidi, hire yew?"
>
> BARD:
> (verb)
> Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
> Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."
>
> JAWJUH:
> (noun)
> The state north of Florida. Capital is Lanner.
> Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck."
>
> BAMMER:
> (noun)
> The state west of Jawjuh. Capital is Berminhayum.
> Usage: "A tornader jes went through Bammer an'
> left $20,000,000 in improvements."
>
> MUNTS:
> (noun)
> A calendar division.
> Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh ba! rd my
> pickup truck, and I ain't herd from him in munts."
>
> THANK:
> (verb)
> Cognitive process.
> Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a Coke."
>
> RANCH:
> (noun)
> A tool used for tight'nin' bolts.
> Usage: "I thank I leff my ranch in
> the back of that pickup truck
> my brother from Jawjuh bard a
> few munts ago."
>
> ALL:
> (noun)
> A petroleum-based lubricant.
> Usage: "I sure hope my brother
> from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."
>
> FAR:
> (noun)
> A conflagration.
> Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh
> don't change the all in my pickup truck,
> that thing's gonna catch far."
>
> TAR:
> (noun)
> A rubber wheel.
> Usage: "I hope that brother of mine from
> Jawjuh don't git a flat tar in my pickup truck."
>
> TIRE:
> (noun)
> A tall monument.
> Usage: "Lord willin' and the creek don't rise, Ah
> sure hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Pars sometime."
>
> RETARD:
> (verb)
> To stop working.
> Usage: "My grampaw retard at age 65."
>
> FARN:
> (adjective)
> Not domestic.
> Usage: "I ! cuddint unnerstand a wurd he
> sed must be from some farn country."
>
> DID:
> (adjective)
> Not alive.
> Usage: "He's did, Jim."
>
> ARE:
> (noun)
> A colorless, odorless gas; oxygen.
> Usage: "He cain't breathe
> give 'im some ARE!"
>
> BOB WAR:
> (noun)
> A sharp, twisted cable.
> Usage: "Boy, stay away from that
> bob war fence.
>
> Dave Milne wrote:
>>
>> Exactly. You misspelled "variant" but I still understood you :-)
>>
>> Dave Milne, Scotland
>> '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
Lower Alabama, not Los Angeles. btw I am from N. GA. and I hear most of
those words every day.
Patrick
Ô¿Ô
"L.W. ("ßill") ------ III" <----------@***.net> wrote in message
news:42F7DDA9.92CD06B2@***.net...
> The Southern Association of Colleges & Schools is requesting billions of
> federal dollars to teach
> "Y'allbonics"in all classrooms south of the Mason-Dixon line. Included
> here are some
> samples of "Y'allbonics."
>
> If you do not understand any of them, contact a Southerner for an
> explanation.
>
>
> HEIDI:
> (noun)
> Greeting.
>
> HIRE YEW:
> (complete sentence)
> Remainder of greeting.
> Usage: "Heidi, hire yew?"
>
> BARD:
> (verb)
> Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
> Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."
>
> JAWJUH:
> (noun)
> The state north of Florida. Capital is Lanner.
> Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck."
>
> BAMMER:
> (noun)
> The state west of Jawjuh. Capital is Berminhayum.
> Usage: "A tornader jes went through Bammer an'
> left $20,000,000 in improvements."
>
> MUNTS:
> (noun)
> A calendar division.
> Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh ba! rd my
> pickup truck, and I ain't herd from him in munts."
>
> THANK:
> (verb)
> Cognitive process.
> Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a Coke."
>
> RANCH:
> (noun)
> A tool used for tight'nin' bolts.
> Usage: "I thank I leff my ranch in
> the back of that pickup truck
> my brother from Jawjuh bard a
> few munts ago."
>
> ALL:
> (noun)
> A petroleum-based lubricant.
> Usage: "I sure hope my brother
> from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."
>
> FAR:
> (noun)
> A conflagration.
> Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh
> don't change the all in my pickup truck,
> that thing's gonna catch far."
>
> TAR:
> (noun)
> A rubber wheel.
> Usage: "I hope that brother of mine from
> Jawjuh don't git a flat tar in my pickup truck."
>
> TIRE:
> (noun)
> A tall monument.
> Usage: "Lord willin' and the creek don't rise, Ah
> sure hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Pars sometime."
>
> RETARD:
> (verb)
> To stop working.
> Usage: "My grampaw retard at age 65."
>
> FARN:
> (adjective)
> Not domestic.
> Usage: "I ! cuddint unnerstand a wurd he
> sed must be from some farn country."
>
> DID:
> (adjective)
> Not alive.
> Usage: "He's did, Jim."
>
> ARE:
> (noun)
> A colorless, odorless gas; oxygen.
> Usage: "He cain't breathe
> give 'im some ARE!"
>
> BOB WAR:
> (noun)
> A sharp, twisted cable.
> Usage: "Boy, stay away from that
> bob war fence.
>
> Dave Milne wrote:
>>
>> Exactly. You misspelled "variant" but I still understood you :-)
>>
>> Dave Milne, Scotland
>> '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
08-08-2005, 07:31 PM
#57
Guest
Posts: n/a
Re: Engine clicking noise - Wrangler 2005
Don't forget that when we go to LA to go to the beach, we are talking about
Lower Alabama, not Los Angeles. btw I am from N. GA. and I hear most of
those words every day.
Patrick
Ô¿Ô
"L.W. ("ßill") ------ III" <----------@***.net> wrote in message
news:42F7DDA9.92CD06B2@***.net...
> The Southern Association of Colleges & Schools is requesting billions of
> federal dollars to teach
> "Y'allbonics"in all classrooms south of the Mason-Dixon line. Included
> here are some
> samples of "Y'allbonics."
>
> If you do not understand any of them, contact a Southerner for an
> explanation.
>
>
> HEIDI:
> (noun)
> Greeting.
>
> HIRE YEW:
> (complete sentence)
> Remainder of greeting.
> Usage: "Heidi, hire yew?"
>
> BARD:
> (verb)
> Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
> Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."
>
> JAWJUH:
> (noun)
> The state north of Florida. Capital is Lanner.
> Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck."
>
> BAMMER:
> (noun)
> The state west of Jawjuh. Capital is Berminhayum.
> Usage: "A tornader jes went through Bammer an'
> left $20,000,000 in improvements."
>
> MUNTS:
> (noun)
> A calendar division.
> Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh ba! rd my
> pickup truck, and I ain't herd from him in munts."
>
> THANK:
> (verb)
> Cognitive process.
> Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a Coke."
>
> RANCH:
> (noun)
> A tool used for tight'nin' bolts.
> Usage: "I thank I leff my ranch in
> the back of that pickup truck
> my brother from Jawjuh bard a
> few munts ago."
>
> ALL:
> (noun)
> A petroleum-based lubricant.
> Usage: "I sure hope my brother
> from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."
>
> FAR:
> (noun)
> A conflagration.
> Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh
> don't change the all in my pickup truck,
> that thing's gonna catch far."
>
> TAR:
> (noun)
> A rubber wheel.
> Usage: "I hope that brother of mine from
> Jawjuh don't git a flat tar in my pickup truck."
>
> TIRE:
> (noun)
> A tall monument.
> Usage: "Lord willin' and the creek don't rise, Ah
> sure hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Pars sometime."
>
> RETARD:
> (verb)
> To stop working.
> Usage: "My grampaw retard at age 65."
>
> FARN:
> (adjective)
> Not domestic.
> Usage: "I ! cuddint unnerstand a wurd he
> sed must be from some farn country."
>
> DID:
> (adjective)
> Not alive.
> Usage: "He's did, Jim."
>
> ARE:
> (noun)
> A colorless, odorless gas; oxygen.
> Usage: "He cain't breathe
> give 'im some ARE!"
>
> BOB WAR:
> (noun)
> A sharp, twisted cable.
> Usage: "Boy, stay away from that
> bob war fence.
>
> Dave Milne wrote:
>>
>> Exactly. You misspelled "variant" but I still understood you :-)
>>
>> Dave Milne, Scotland
>> '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
Lower Alabama, not Los Angeles. btw I am from N. GA. and I hear most of
those words every day.
Patrick
Ô¿Ô
"L.W. ("ßill") ------ III" <----------@***.net> wrote in message
news:42F7DDA9.92CD06B2@***.net...
> The Southern Association of Colleges & Schools is requesting billions of
> federal dollars to teach
> "Y'allbonics"in all classrooms south of the Mason-Dixon line. Included
> here are some
> samples of "Y'allbonics."
>
> If you do not understand any of them, contact a Southerner for an
> explanation.
>
>
> HEIDI:
> (noun)
> Greeting.
>
> HIRE YEW:
> (complete sentence)
> Remainder of greeting.
> Usage: "Heidi, hire yew?"
>
> BARD:
> (verb)
> Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
> Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."
>
> JAWJUH:
> (noun)
> The state north of Florida. Capital is Lanner.
> Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck."
>
> BAMMER:
> (noun)
> The state west of Jawjuh. Capital is Berminhayum.
> Usage: "A tornader jes went through Bammer an'
> left $20,000,000 in improvements."
>
> MUNTS:
> (noun)
> A calendar division.
> Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh ba! rd my
> pickup truck, and I ain't herd from him in munts."
>
> THANK:
> (verb)
> Cognitive process.
> Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a Coke."
>
> RANCH:
> (noun)
> A tool used for tight'nin' bolts.
> Usage: "I thank I leff my ranch in
> the back of that pickup truck
> my brother from Jawjuh bard a
> few munts ago."
>
> ALL:
> (noun)
> A petroleum-based lubricant.
> Usage: "I sure hope my brother
> from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."
>
> FAR:
> (noun)
> A conflagration.
> Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh
> don't change the all in my pickup truck,
> that thing's gonna catch far."
>
> TAR:
> (noun)
> A rubber wheel.
> Usage: "I hope that brother of mine from
> Jawjuh don't git a flat tar in my pickup truck."
>
> TIRE:
> (noun)
> A tall monument.
> Usage: "Lord willin' and the creek don't rise, Ah
> sure hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Pars sometime."
>
> RETARD:
> (verb)
> To stop working.
> Usage: "My grampaw retard at age 65."
>
> FARN:
> (adjective)
> Not domestic.
> Usage: "I ! cuddint unnerstand a wurd he
> sed must be from some farn country."
>
> DID:
> (adjective)
> Not alive.
> Usage: "He's did, Jim."
>
> ARE:
> (noun)
> A colorless, odorless gas; oxygen.
> Usage: "He cain't breathe
> give 'im some ARE!"
>
> BOB WAR:
> (noun)
> A sharp, twisted cable.
> Usage: "Boy, stay away from that
> bob war fence.
>
> Dave Milne wrote:
>>
>> Exactly. You misspelled "variant" but I still understood you :-)
>>
>> Dave Milne, Scotland
>> '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
08-08-2005, 07:48 PM
#58
Guest
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Re: Engine clicking noise - Wrangler 2005
It's not nearly as bad as it was fifties years ago, though, before
television kind of melted us together.
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
"Patrick Ô¿Ô" wrote:
>
> Don't forget that when we go to LA to go to the beach, we are talking about
> Lower Alabama, not Los Angeles. btw I am from N. GA. and I hear most of
> those words every day.
>
> Patrick
> Ô¿Ô
television kind of melted us together.
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
"Patrick Ô¿Ô" wrote:
>
> Don't forget that when we go to LA to go to the beach, we are talking about
> Lower Alabama, not Los Angeles. btw I am from N. GA. and I hear most of
> those words every day.
>
> Patrick
> Ô¿Ô
08-08-2005, 07:48 PM
#59
Guest
Posts: n/a
Re: Engine clicking noise - Wrangler 2005
It's not nearly as bad as it was fifties years ago, though, before
television kind of melted us together.
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
"Patrick Ô¿Ô" wrote:
>
> Don't forget that when we go to LA to go to the beach, we are talking about
> Lower Alabama, not Los Angeles. btw I am from N. GA. and I hear most of
> those words every day.
>
> Patrick
> Ô¿Ô
television kind of melted us together.
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
"Patrick Ô¿Ô" wrote:
>
> Don't forget that when we go to LA to go to the beach, we are talking about
> Lower Alabama, not Los Angeles. btw I am from N. GA. and I hear most of
> those words every day.
>
> Patrick
> Ô¿Ô
08-08-2005, 07:48 PM
#60
Guest
Posts: n/a
Re: Engine clicking noise - Wrangler 2005
It's not nearly as bad as it was fifties years ago, though, before
television kind of melted us together.
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
"Patrick Ô¿Ô" wrote:
>
> Don't forget that when we go to LA to go to the beach, we are talking about
> Lower Alabama, not Los Angeles. btw I am from N. GA. and I hear most of
> those words every day.
>
> Patrick
> Ô¿Ô
television kind of melted us together.
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
"Patrick Ô¿Ô" wrote:
>
> Don't forget that when we go to LA to go to the beach, we are talking about
> Lower Alabama, not Los Angeles. btw I am from N. GA. and I hear most of
> those words every day.
>
> Patrick
> Ô¿Ô