Re: death by liberty
You don't have a grandchild yet.
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/ billy ray wrote: > > Her husband or grandson? |
Re: death by liberty
You don't have a grandchild yet.
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/ billy ray wrote: > > Her husband or grandson? |
Re: death by liberty
No, and from what I hear I shouldn't expect any either....
"L.W.(Bill) ------ III" <----------@cox.net> wrote in message news:454BEB1F.2EF2F516@cox.net... > You don't have a grandchild yet. > God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O > mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/ > > billy ray wrote: >> >> Her husband or grandson? |
Re: death by liberty
No, and from what I hear I shouldn't expect any either....
"L.W.(Bill) ------ III" <----------@cox.net> wrote in message news:454BEB1F.2EF2F516@cox.net... > You don't have a grandchild yet. > God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O > mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/ > > billy ray wrote: >> >> Her husband or grandson? |
Re: death by liberty
No, and from what I hear I shouldn't expect any either....
"L.W.(Bill) ------ III" <----------@cox.net> wrote in message news:454BEB1F.2EF2F516@cox.net... > You don't have a grandchild yet. > God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O > mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/ > > billy ray wrote: >> >> Her husband or grandson? |
Re: death by liberty
"billy ray" <billy_ray@SPAMfuse.net> wrote in message news:ae4c9$454c3c46$422afc51$25649@FUSE.NET... > No, and from what I hear I shouldn't expect any either.... > This reminds me of the following story a friend sent me: WARNING! RISQUE, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK, DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU!! AS A MOM PASSES HER DAUGHTER'S CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR, SHE HEARD >A STRANGE > > BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM WITHIN. OPENING THE DOOR, SHE > OBSERVED HER > > DAUGHTER GIVING HERSELF A REAL WORKOUT WITH A VIBRATOR. > SHOCKED, SHE > ASKED: > > WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING?" > > > > THE DAUGHTER REPLIED: "MOM, I'M THIRTY-FIVE YEARS OLD, > UNMARRIED, AND THIS > > THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND! PLEASE, > GO AWAY AND > > LEAVE ME ALONE." > > > > THE NEXT DAY, THE GIRL'S FATHER HEARD THE SAME BUZZ COMING > FROM THE OTHER > > SIDE OF THE CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR. UPON ENTERING THE ROOM, HE > OBSERVED HIS > > DAUGHTER MAKING PASSIONATE LOVE TO HER VIBRATOR. TO HIS QUERY > AS TO WHAT > > SHE > > WAS DOING, THE DAUGHTER SAID: > > > > "DAD I'M THIRTY-FIVE, UNMARRIED, AND THIS THING IS ABOUT AS > CLOSE AS I'LL > > EVER GET TO A HUSBAND. PLEASE, GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE." > > > > A COUPLE DAYS LATER, MOM CAME HOME FROM A SHOPPING TRIP, > PLACED THE > > GROCERIES ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER, AND HEARD THAT BUZZING NOISE > COMING > FROM, > > OF ALL PLACES, THE LIVING ROOM. > > > > SHE ENTERED THAT AREA AND OBSERVED HER HUSBAND SITTING ON THE > COUCH, > > DOWNING > > A COLD BEER, AND STARING AT THE TV. > > > > THE VIBRATOR WAS NEXT TO HIM ON THE COUCH, BUZZING LIKE CRAZY. > > > > THE WIFE ASKED: "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" > > > > THE HUSBAND REPLIED: "I'M WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH MY > SON-IN-LAW." |
Re: death by liberty
"billy ray" <billy_ray@SPAMfuse.net> wrote in message news:ae4c9$454c3c46$422afc51$25649@FUSE.NET... > No, and from what I hear I shouldn't expect any either.... > This reminds me of the following story a friend sent me: WARNING! RISQUE, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK, DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU!! AS A MOM PASSES HER DAUGHTER'S CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR, SHE HEARD >A STRANGE > > BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM WITHIN. OPENING THE DOOR, SHE > OBSERVED HER > > DAUGHTER GIVING HERSELF A REAL WORKOUT WITH A VIBRATOR. > SHOCKED, SHE > ASKED: > > WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING?" > > > > THE DAUGHTER REPLIED: "MOM, I'M THIRTY-FIVE YEARS OLD, > UNMARRIED, AND THIS > > THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND! PLEASE, > GO AWAY AND > > LEAVE ME ALONE." > > > > THE NEXT DAY, THE GIRL'S FATHER HEARD THE SAME BUZZ COMING > FROM THE OTHER > > SIDE OF THE CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR. UPON ENTERING THE ROOM, HE > OBSERVED HIS > > DAUGHTER MAKING PASSIONATE LOVE TO HER VIBRATOR. TO HIS QUERY > AS TO WHAT > > SHE > > WAS DOING, THE DAUGHTER SAID: > > > > "DAD I'M THIRTY-FIVE, UNMARRIED, AND THIS THING IS ABOUT AS > CLOSE AS I'LL > > EVER GET TO A HUSBAND. PLEASE, GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE." > > > > A COUPLE DAYS LATER, MOM CAME HOME FROM A SHOPPING TRIP, > PLACED THE > > GROCERIES ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER, AND HEARD THAT BUZZING NOISE > COMING > FROM, > > OF ALL PLACES, THE LIVING ROOM. > > > > SHE ENTERED THAT AREA AND OBSERVED HER HUSBAND SITTING ON THE > COUCH, > > DOWNING > > A COLD BEER, AND STARING AT THE TV. > > > > THE VIBRATOR WAS NEXT TO HIM ON THE COUCH, BUZZING LIKE CRAZY. > > > > THE WIFE ASKED: "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" > > > > THE HUSBAND REPLIED: "I'M WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH MY > SON-IN-LAW." |
Re: death by liberty
"billy ray" <billy_ray@SPAMfuse.net> wrote in message news:ae4c9$454c3c46$422afc51$25649@FUSE.NET... > No, and from what I hear I shouldn't expect any either.... > This reminds me of the following story a friend sent me: WARNING! RISQUE, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK, DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU!! AS A MOM PASSES HER DAUGHTER'S CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR, SHE HEARD >A STRANGE > > BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM WITHIN. OPENING THE DOOR, SHE > OBSERVED HER > > DAUGHTER GIVING HERSELF A REAL WORKOUT WITH A VIBRATOR. > SHOCKED, SHE > ASKED: > > WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING?" > > > > THE DAUGHTER REPLIED: "MOM, I'M THIRTY-FIVE YEARS OLD, > UNMARRIED, AND THIS > > THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND! PLEASE, > GO AWAY AND > > LEAVE ME ALONE." > > > > THE NEXT DAY, THE GIRL'S FATHER HEARD THE SAME BUZZ COMING > FROM THE OTHER > > SIDE OF THE CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR. UPON ENTERING THE ROOM, HE > OBSERVED HIS > > DAUGHTER MAKING PASSIONATE LOVE TO HER VIBRATOR. TO HIS QUERY > AS TO WHAT > > SHE > > WAS DOING, THE DAUGHTER SAID: > > > > "DAD I'M THIRTY-FIVE, UNMARRIED, AND THIS THING IS ABOUT AS > CLOSE AS I'LL > > EVER GET TO A HUSBAND. PLEASE, GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE." > > > > A COUPLE DAYS LATER, MOM CAME HOME FROM A SHOPPING TRIP, > PLACED THE > > GROCERIES ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER, AND HEARD THAT BUZZING NOISE > COMING > FROM, > > OF ALL PLACES, THE LIVING ROOM. > > > > SHE ENTERED THAT AREA AND OBSERVED HER HUSBAND SITTING ON THE > COUCH, > > DOWNING > > A COLD BEER, AND STARING AT THE TV. > > > > THE VIBRATOR WAS NEXT TO HIM ON THE COUCH, BUZZING LIKE CRAZY. > > > > THE WIFE ASKED: "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" > > > > THE HUSBAND REPLIED: "I'M WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH MY > SON-IN-LAW." |
Re: death by liberty
It will happen, my kids went though six years of marriage before it
happened: http://www.----------.com/grandkid.htm Then suddenly I knew what this thing call life was all about. There's a love I can't explain, and I know now I will live forever. God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/ billy ray wrote: > > No, and from what I hear I shouldn't expect any either.... |
Re: death by liberty
It will happen, my kids went though six years of marriage before it
happened: http://www.----------.com/grandkid.htm Then suddenly I knew what this thing call life was all about. There's a love I can't explain, and I know now I will live forever. God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/ billy ray wrote: > > No, and from what I hear I shouldn't expect any either.... |
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