Cerberus
06-20-2007, 10:04 PM
#41
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Re: Cerberus
Craig C. proclaimed:
> Stupendous Man wrote:
>
>> Jeep was bought by Chrysler, who use a pentagram as their symbol, and
>> copied Mercedes' styling, like the lettering on the trunk.
>> Mercedes, Hitler's coachbuilder, bought Chrysler, and Jeep.
>> Now Jeep is owned by Cerberus, the three headed dog who guards the
>> gates of hell.
>> What next for Jeep?
>
>
> A four door Wrangler? Oh, uh ... done already and butt ugly.
>
> Hybrid Wrangler?
>
If you could figure out how to get a big enough electric source in the
thing, think of the crawl capability of an engine that develops max
torque at stall. With one of them feeding each wheel independently,
adjustable wheelspin controls, etc. Of course electric motors also tend
to develop a tad of heat under load which probably shoots that idea in
the head until the Flux Capacitor or a nuke power plant is more available.
> Stupendous Man wrote:
>
>> Jeep was bought by Chrysler, who use a pentagram as their symbol, and
>> copied Mercedes' styling, like the lettering on the trunk.
>> Mercedes, Hitler's coachbuilder, bought Chrysler, and Jeep.
>> Now Jeep is owned by Cerberus, the three headed dog who guards the
>> gates of hell.
>> What next for Jeep?
>
>
> A four door Wrangler? Oh, uh ... done already and butt ugly.
>
> Hybrid Wrangler?
>
If you could figure out how to get a big enough electric source in the
thing, think of the crawl capability of an engine that develops max
torque at stall. With one of them feeding each wheel independently,
adjustable wheelspin controls, etc. Of course electric motors also tend
to develop a tad of heat under load which probably shoots that idea in
the head until the Flux Capacitor or a nuke power plant is more available.
06-20-2007, 10:59 PM
#42
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Re: Cerberus
In article <Xns9954AE648CD6Axs11emailinatorcom@69.28.173.184> ,
XS11E <xs11e@mailinator.com> wrote:
> I see where Remington Arms has agreed to be purchased by Cerberus.
> Wonder if they'll start offering a shotgun with each Jeep sold?
>
> The advertising potential is interesting since Jeep and Remington are
> both associated with hunting.....
>
> Wonder what will develop if anything?
>
> Off topic but still a related question, Cerberus previously bought
> Bushmaster, will Remington and Bushmaster be combined into one company
> (probably Remington?)
Cerberus will eventually blow itself up. >:)
XS11E <xs11e@mailinator.com> wrote:
> I see where Remington Arms has agreed to be purchased by Cerberus.
> Wonder if they'll start offering a shotgun with each Jeep sold?
>
> The advertising potential is interesting since Jeep and Remington are
> both associated with hunting.....
>
> Wonder what will develop if anything?
>
> Off topic but still a related question, Cerberus previously bought
> Bushmaster, will Remington and Bushmaster be combined into one company
> (probably Remington?)
Cerberus will eventually blow itself up. >:)
06-20-2007, 10:59 PM
#43
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Re: Cerberus
In article <Xns9954AE648CD6Axs11emailinatorcom@69.28.173.184> ,
XS11E <xs11e@mailinator.com> wrote:
> I see where Remington Arms has agreed to be purchased by Cerberus.
> Wonder if they'll start offering a shotgun with each Jeep sold?
>
> The advertising potential is interesting since Jeep and Remington are
> both associated with hunting.....
>
> Wonder what will develop if anything?
>
> Off topic but still a related question, Cerberus previously bought
> Bushmaster, will Remington and Bushmaster be combined into one company
> (probably Remington?)
Cerberus will eventually blow itself up. >:)
XS11E <xs11e@mailinator.com> wrote:
> I see where Remington Arms has agreed to be purchased by Cerberus.
> Wonder if they'll start offering a shotgun with each Jeep sold?
>
> The advertising potential is interesting since Jeep and Remington are
> both associated with hunting.....
>
> Wonder what will develop if anything?
>
> Off topic but still a related question, Cerberus previously bought
> Bushmaster, will Remington and Bushmaster be combined into one company
> (probably Remington?)
Cerberus will eventually blow itself up. >:)
06-20-2007, 10:59 PM
#44
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Re: Cerberus
In article <Xns9954AE648CD6Axs11emailinatorcom@69.28.173.184> ,
XS11E <xs11e@mailinator.com> wrote:
> I see where Remington Arms has agreed to be purchased by Cerberus.
> Wonder if they'll start offering a shotgun with each Jeep sold?
>
> The advertising potential is interesting since Jeep and Remington are
> both associated with hunting.....
>
> Wonder what will develop if anything?
>
> Off topic but still a related question, Cerberus previously bought
> Bushmaster, will Remington and Bushmaster be combined into one company
> (probably Remington?)
Cerberus will eventually blow itself up. >:)
XS11E <xs11e@mailinator.com> wrote:
> I see where Remington Arms has agreed to be purchased by Cerberus.
> Wonder if they'll start offering a shotgun with each Jeep sold?
>
> The advertising potential is interesting since Jeep and Remington are
> both associated with hunting.....
>
> Wonder what will develop if anything?
>
> Off topic but still a related question, Cerberus previously bought
> Bushmaster, will Remington and Bushmaster be combined into one company
> (probably Remington?)
Cerberus will eventually blow itself up. >:)
06-20-2007, 10:59 PM
#45
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Re: Cerberus
In article <Xns9954AE648CD6Axs11emailinatorcom@69.28.173.184> ,
XS11E <xs11e@mailinator.com> wrote:
> I see where Remington Arms has agreed to be purchased by Cerberus.
> Wonder if they'll start offering a shotgun with each Jeep sold?
>
> The advertising potential is interesting since Jeep and Remington are
> both associated with hunting.....
>
> Wonder what will develop if anything?
>
> Off topic but still a related question, Cerberus previously bought
> Bushmaster, will Remington and Bushmaster be combined into one company
> (probably Remington?)
Cerberus will eventually blow itself up. >:)
XS11E <xs11e@mailinator.com> wrote:
> I see where Remington Arms has agreed to be purchased by Cerberus.
> Wonder if they'll start offering a shotgun with each Jeep sold?
>
> The advertising potential is interesting since Jeep and Remington are
> both associated with hunting.....
>
> Wonder what will develop if anything?
>
> Off topic but still a related question, Cerberus previously bought
> Bushmaster, will Remington and Bushmaster be combined into one company
> (probably Remington?)
Cerberus will eventually blow itself up. >:)
06-20-2007, 11:43 PM
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Re: Cerberus
Jeep won WWII, like Colt won the west.
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> But didn't also Remington & Winchester merge long ago?
> So if we have Remington, Winchester, Jeep, and Bushmaster, what would
> you call the company?
>
> Jeepchestingbushton?
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> But didn't also Remington & Winchester merge long ago?
> So if we have Remington, Winchester, Jeep, and Bushmaster, what would
> you call the company?
>
> Jeepchestingbushton?
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06-20-2007, 11:43 PM
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Re: Cerberus
Jeep won WWII, like Colt won the west.
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"Lon" <lon.stowell@comcast.net> wrote in message
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> But didn't also Remington & Winchester merge long ago?
> So if we have Remington, Winchester, Jeep, and Bushmaster, what would
> you call the company?
>
> Jeepchestingbushton?
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"Lon" <lon.stowell@comcast.net> wrote in message
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> But didn't also Remington & Winchester merge long ago?
> So if we have Remington, Winchester, Jeep, and Bushmaster, what would
> you call the company?
>
> Jeepchestingbushton?
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06-20-2007, 11:43 PM
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Re: Cerberus
Jeep won WWII, like Colt won the west.
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"Lon" <lon.stowell@comcast.net> wrote in message
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> But didn't also Remington & Winchester merge long ago?
> So if we have Remington, Winchester, Jeep, and Bushmaster, what would
> you call the company?
>
> Jeepchestingbushton?
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"Lon" <lon.stowell@comcast.net> wrote in message
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> But didn't also Remington & Winchester merge long ago?
> So if we have Remington, Winchester, Jeep, and Bushmaster, what would
> you call the company?
>
> Jeepchestingbushton?
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06-20-2007, 11:43 PM
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Re: Cerberus
Jeep won WWII, like Colt won the west.
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"Lon" <lon.stowell@comcast.net> wrote in message
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>
> But didn't also Remington & Winchester merge long ago?
> So if we have Remington, Winchester, Jeep, and Bushmaster, what would
> you call the company?
>
> Jeepchestingbushton?
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"Lon" <lon.stowell@comcast.net> wrote in message
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> But didn't also Remington & Winchester merge long ago?
> So if we have Remington, Winchester, Jeep, and Bushmaster, what would
> you call the company?
>
> Jeepchestingbushton?
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06-21-2007, 01:23 AM
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Re: Cerberus
Lon <lon.stowell@comcast.net> wrote:
> But didn't also Remington & Winchester merge long ago?
No.
> So if we have Remington, Winchester, Jeep, and Bushmaster, what
> would you call the company?
>
> Jeepchestingbushton?
No, you gotta come up with something else but I admire the originality!
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> But didn't also Remington & Winchester merge long ago?
No.
> So if we have Remington, Winchester, Jeep, and Bushmaster, what
> would you call the company?
>
> Jeepchestingbushton?
No, you gotta come up with something else but I admire the originality!
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