Bent front axle yoke on a TJ
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Re: Bent front axle yoke on a TJ
ROTFLMAO!!!
I been there!
On Mon, 6 Mar 2006 15:00:04 -0500, "billy ray" <billy_ray@fuseSPAM.net> wrote:
>>Contact a professional axle shop, a city of any size should have a couple
>>they can calculate what you need to get your ride leveled out safely.
>>
>>Search your local yellow pages for "auto truck axle"
>>
>>
>>What I mean by a professional shop is when you stop by at 9AM you will be
>>entering a building that was at its cleanest while under construction 100
>>years ago.
>>
>>
>>The walls will be covered with tools on hooks you have never seen before and
>>many are home made.
>>
>>
>>You will be greeted, eventually, by the boss who is the cleanest guy there
>>and he looks like he lost a wrestling match in the grease pit with a bear.
>>
>>
>>All the mechanics there will be sporting headgear advertising heavy trucks,
>>chewing tobacco or farm machinery
>>
>>
>>The customer waiting area will be supplied with the best seating Chevrolet
>>offered in 1972 and you will have a 13 inch black and white TV for
>>entertainment.
>>
>>All the mechanics will have a full set of teeth and carry them around in
>>their pockets.
>>
>>
>>There are some prices listed on the wall that were last updated when Nixon
>>was in office.... as Vice President.
>>
>>They do have a "Complaint Department-Take a Number" display with the number
>>1 attached to the pin of a
>>hand grenade.
>>
>>
>>The smoking section in the waiting room *is* the waiting room. And the
>>shop floor, for that matter. The "waiting room" is really a formality, as
>>there is no place to actually wait...there's one chair and they're using
>>that for a computer stand. Haven't the slightest idea what they use that
>>computer for. I supposed you could sit on the larger part cartons or the
>>stack of tires in the middle of the floor.
>>
>>
>>But, they actually do good work for a reasonable price, and are very
>>busy...open 7am-10pm 7 days, and they always have a full load. The
>>owner, is one of those guys who can diagnose the problem by ESP.
>>
>>There will be a sign on the wall to the effect they do not NOT call
>>911. It is hanging next to a silhouette target filled with holes from a .45
>>Long Colt.
>>
>>
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>>
>>
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>>"swbell" <kerygma2@swbell.net> wrote in message
>>news:C031D437.44088%kerygma2@swbell.net...
>>> Are there shops that can fix a bent axle yoke, or is a whole new axle
>>> needed? The axle yoke is the fixed yoke that the steering knuckle mounts
>>> on.
>>>
>>> This is a 2003 Rubicon.
>>>
>>
I been there!
On Mon, 6 Mar 2006 15:00:04 -0500, "billy ray" <billy_ray@fuseSPAM.net> wrote:
>>Contact a professional axle shop, a city of any size should have a couple
>>they can calculate what you need to get your ride leveled out safely.
>>
>>Search your local yellow pages for "auto truck axle"
>>
>>
>>What I mean by a professional shop is when you stop by at 9AM you will be
>>entering a building that was at its cleanest while under construction 100
>>years ago.
>>
>>
>>The walls will be covered with tools on hooks you have never seen before and
>>many are home made.
>>
>>
>>You will be greeted, eventually, by the boss who is the cleanest guy there
>>and he looks like he lost a wrestling match in the grease pit with a bear.
>>
>>
>>All the mechanics there will be sporting headgear advertising heavy trucks,
>>chewing tobacco or farm machinery
>>
>>
>>The customer waiting area will be supplied with the best seating Chevrolet
>>offered in 1972 and you will have a 13 inch black and white TV for
>>entertainment.
>>
>>All the mechanics will have a full set of teeth and carry them around in
>>their pockets.
>>
>>
>>There are some prices listed on the wall that were last updated when Nixon
>>was in office.... as Vice President.
>>
>>They do have a "Complaint Department-Take a Number" display with the number
>>1 attached to the pin of a
>>hand grenade.
>>
>>
>>The smoking section in the waiting room *is* the waiting room. And the
>>shop floor, for that matter. The "waiting room" is really a formality, as
>>there is no place to actually wait...there's one chair and they're using
>>that for a computer stand. Haven't the slightest idea what they use that
>>computer for. I supposed you could sit on the larger part cartons or the
>>stack of tires in the middle of the floor.
>>
>>
>>But, they actually do good work for a reasonable price, and are very
>>busy...open 7am-10pm 7 days, and they always have a full load. The
>>owner, is one of those guys who can diagnose the problem by ESP.
>>
>>There will be a sign on the wall to the effect they do not NOT call
>>911. It is hanging next to a silhouette target filled with holes from a .45
>>Long Colt.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>"swbell" <kerygma2@swbell.net> wrote in message
>>news:C031D437.44088%kerygma2@swbell.net...
>>> Are there shops that can fix a bent axle yoke, or is a whole new axle
>>> needed? The axle yoke is the fixed yoke that the steering knuckle mounts
>>> on.
>>>
>>> This is a 2003 Rubicon.
>>>
>>
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Re: Bent front axle yoke on a TJ
ROTFLMAO!!!
I been there!
On Mon, 6 Mar 2006 15:00:04 -0500, "billy ray" <billy_ray@fuseSPAM.net> wrote:
>>Contact a professional axle shop, a city of any size should have a couple
>>they can calculate what you need to get your ride leveled out safely.
>>
>>Search your local yellow pages for "auto truck axle"
>>
>>
>>What I mean by a professional shop is when you stop by at 9AM you will be
>>entering a building that was at its cleanest while under construction 100
>>years ago.
>>
>>
>>The walls will be covered with tools on hooks you have never seen before and
>>many are home made.
>>
>>
>>You will be greeted, eventually, by the boss who is the cleanest guy there
>>and he looks like he lost a wrestling match in the grease pit with a bear.
>>
>>
>>All the mechanics there will be sporting headgear advertising heavy trucks,
>>chewing tobacco or farm machinery
>>
>>
>>The customer waiting area will be supplied with the best seating Chevrolet
>>offered in 1972 and you will have a 13 inch black and white TV for
>>entertainment.
>>
>>All the mechanics will have a full set of teeth and carry them around in
>>their pockets.
>>
>>
>>There are some prices listed on the wall that were last updated when Nixon
>>was in office.... as Vice President.
>>
>>They do have a "Complaint Department-Take a Number" display with the number
>>1 attached to the pin of a
>>hand grenade.
>>
>>
>>The smoking section in the waiting room *is* the waiting room. And the
>>shop floor, for that matter. The "waiting room" is really a formality, as
>>there is no place to actually wait...there's one chair and they're using
>>that for a computer stand. Haven't the slightest idea what they use that
>>computer for. I supposed you could sit on the larger part cartons or the
>>stack of tires in the middle of the floor.
>>
>>
>>But, they actually do good work for a reasonable price, and are very
>>busy...open 7am-10pm 7 days, and they always have a full load. The
>>owner, is one of those guys who can diagnose the problem by ESP.
>>
>>There will be a sign on the wall to the effect they do not NOT call
>>911. It is hanging next to a silhouette target filled with holes from a .45
>>Long Colt.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>"swbell" <kerygma2@swbell.net> wrote in message
>>news:C031D437.44088%kerygma2@swbell.net...
>>> Are there shops that can fix a bent axle yoke, or is a whole new axle
>>> needed? The axle yoke is the fixed yoke that the steering knuckle mounts
>>> on.
>>>
>>> This is a 2003 Rubicon.
>>>
>>
I been there!
On Mon, 6 Mar 2006 15:00:04 -0500, "billy ray" <billy_ray@fuseSPAM.net> wrote:
>>Contact a professional axle shop, a city of any size should have a couple
>>they can calculate what you need to get your ride leveled out safely.
>>
>>Search your local yellow pages for "auto truck axle"
>>
>>
>>What I mean by a professional shop is when you stop by at 9AM you will be
>>entering a building that was at its cleanest while under construction 100
>>years ago.
>>
>>
>>The walls will be covered with tools on hooks you have never seen before and
>>many are home made.
>>
>>
>>You will be greeted, eventually, by the boss who is the cleanest guy there
>>and he looks like he lost a wrestling match in the grease pit with a bear.
>>
>>
>>All the mechanics there will be sporting headgear advertising heavy trucks,
>>chewing tobacco or farm machinery
>>
>>
>>The customer waiting area will be supplied with the best seating Chevrolet
>>offered in 1972 and you will have a 13 inch black and white TV for
>>entertainment.
>>
>>All the mechanics will have a full set of teeth and carry them around in
>>their pockets.
>>
>>
>>There are some prices listed on the wall that were last updated when Nixon
>>was in office.... as Vice President.
>>
>>They do have a "Complaint Department-Take a Number" display with the number
>>1 attached to the pin of a
>>hand grenade.
>>
>>
>>The smoking section in the waiting room *is* the waiting room. And the
>>shop floor, for that matter. The "waiting room" is really a formality, as
>>there is no place to actually wait...there's one chair and they're using
>>that for a computer stand. Haven't the slightest idea what they use that
>>computer for. I supposed you could sit on the larger part cartons or the
>>stack of tires in the middle of the floor.
>>
>>
>>But, they actually do good work for a reasonable price, and are very
>>busy...open 7am-10pm 7 days, and they always have a full load. The
>>owner, is one of those guys who can diagnose the problem by ESP.
>>
>>There will be a sign on the wall to the effect they do not NOT call
>>911. It is hanging next to a silhouette target filled with holes from a .45
>>Long Colt.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>"swbell" <kerygma2@swbell.net> wrote in message
>>news:C031D437.44088%kerygma2@swbell.net...
>>> Are there shops that can fix a bent axle yoke, or is a whole new axle
>>> needed? The axle yoke is the fixed yoke that the steering knuckle mounts
>>> on.
>>>
>>> This is a 2003 Rubicon.
>>>
>>
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Re: Bent front axle yoke on a TJ
ROTFLMAO!!!
I been there!
On Mon, 6 Mar 2006 15:00:04 -0500, "billy ray" <billy_ray@fuseSPAM.net> wrote:
>>Contact a professional axle shop, a city of any size should have a couple
>>they can calculate what you need to get your ride leveled out safely.
>>
>>Search your local yellow pages for "auto truck axle"
>>
>>
>>What I mean by a professional shop is when you stop by at 9AM you will be
>>entering a building that was at its cleanest while under construction 100
>>years ago.
>>
>>
>>The walls will be covered with tools on hooks you have never seen before and
>>many are home made.
>>
>>
>>You will be greeted, eventually, by the boss who is the cleanest guy there
>>and he looks like he lost a wrestling match in the grease pit with a bear.
>>
>>
>>All the mechanics there will be sporting headgear advertising heavy trucks,
>>chewing tobacco or farm machinery
>>
>>
>>The customer waiting area will be supplied with the best seating Chevrolet
>>offered in 1972 and you will have a 13 inch black and white TV for
>>entertainment.
>>
>>All the mechanics will have a full set of teeth and carry them around in
>>their pockets.
>>
>>
>>There are some prices listed on the wall that were last updated when Nixon
>>was in office.... as Vice President.
>>
>>They do have a "Complaint Department-Take a Number" display with the number
>>1 attached to the pin of a
>>hand grenade.
>>
>>
>>The smoking section in the waiting room *is* the waiting room. And the
>>shop floor, for that matter. The "waiting room" is really a formality, as
>>there is no place to actually wait...there's one chair and they're using
>>that for a computer stand. Haven't the slightest idea what they use that
>>computer for. I supposed you could sit on the larger part cartons or the
>>stack of tires in the middle of the floor.
>>
>>
>>But, they actually do good work for a reasonable price, and are very
>>busy...open 7am-10pm 7 days, and they always have a full load. The
>>owner, is one of those guys who can diagnose the problem by ESP.
>>
>>There will be a sign on the wall to the effect they do not NOT call
>>911. It is hanging next to a silhouette target filled with holes from a .45
>>Long Colt.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>"swbell" <kerygma2@swbell.net> wrote in message
>>news:C031D437.44088%kerygma2@swbell.net...
>>> Are there shops that can fix a bent axle yoke, or is a whole new axle
>>> needed? The axle yoke is the fixed yoke that the steering knuckle mounts
>>> on.
>>>
>>> This is a 2003 Rubicon.
>>>
>>
I been there!
On Mon, 6 Mar 2006 15:00:04 -0500, "billy ray" <billy_ray@fuseSPAM.net> wrote:
>>Contact a professional axle shop, a city of any size should have a couple
>>they can calculate what you need to get your ride leveled out safely.
>>
>>Search your local yellow pages for "auto truck axle"
>>
>>
>>What I mean by a professional shop is when you stop by at 9AM you will be
>>entering a building that was at its cleanest while under construction 100
>>years ago.
>>
>>
>>The walls will be covered with tools on hooks you have never seen before and
>>many are home made.
>>
>>
>>You will be greeted, eventually, by the boss who is the cleanest guy there
>>and he looks like he lost a wrestling match in the grease pit with a bear.
>>
>>
>>All the mechanics there will be sporting headgear advertising heavy trucks,
>>chewing tobacco or farm machinery
>>
>>
>>The customer waiting area will be supplied with the best seating Chevrolet
>>offered in 1972 and you will have a 13 inch black and white TV for
>>entertainment.
>>
>>All the mechanics will have a full set of teeth and carry them around in
>>their pockets.
>>
>>
>>There are some prices listed on the wall that were last updated when Nixon
>>was in office.... as Vice President.
>>
>>They do have a "Complaint Department-Take a Number" display with the number
>>1 attached to the pin of a
>>hand grenade.
>>
>>
>>The smoking section in the waiting room *is* the waiting room. And the
>>shop floor, for that matter. The "waiting room" is really a formality, as
>>there is no place to actually wait...there's one chair and they're using
>>that for a computer stand. Haven't the slightest idea what they use that
>>computer for. I supposed you could sit on the larger part cartons or the
>>stack of tires in the middle of the floor.
>>
>>
>>But, they actually do good work for a reasonable price, and are very
>>busy...open 7am-10pm 7 days, and they always have a full load. The
>>owner, is one of those guys who can diagnose the problem by ESP.
>>
>>There will be a sign on the wall to the effect they do not NOT call
>>911. It is hanging next to a silhouette target filled with holes from a .45
>>Long Colt.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>"swbell" <kerygma2@swbell.net> wrote in message
>>news:C031D437.44088%kerygma2@swbell.net...
>>> Are there shops that can fix a bent axle yoke, or is a whole new axle
>>> needed? The axle yoke is the fixed yoke that the steering knuckle mounts
>>> on.
>>>
>>> This is a 2003 Rubicon.
>>>
>>
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