88 XJ won't start
08-01-2006, 07:50 PM
#41
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Re: 88 XJ won't start
GTI wrote:
> AWantz wrote:
>
>>I have a 88 XJ with a 4.0l 5 speed and it won't start. It does this off
>>and on with no real rime or reason. Its getting no spark to the plugs
>>but its getting power to the starter because it runs and is hitting the
>>flywheel because you can move with the starter.
>
>
> Check to make sure you Crank Position Sensor is working properly. My
> Cherokee was going the same thing until I changed it out.
>
He might not even need to change it out. My `89 would fire right up
after unplugging and replugging the CPS. It happened about 3 times a year.
> AWantz wrote:
>
>>I have a 88 XJ with a 4.0l 5 speed and it won't start. It does this off
>>and on with no real rime or reason. Its getting no spark to the plugs
>>but its getting power to the starter because it runs and is hitting the
>>flywheel because you can move with the starter.
>
>
> Check to make sure you Crank Position Sensor is working properly. My
> Cherokee was going the same thing until I changed it out.
>
He might not even need to change it out. My `89 would fire right up
after unplugging and replugging the CPS. It happened about 3 times a year.
08-03-2006, 08:20 AM
#42
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Re: 88 XJ won't start
> > You forgot the part about walking one complete circle around the
vehicle, then
> > spit three times before trying to start it.
>
> I thought it was walk three times widdershins, spit once.
> Lifting the hood and muttering obscure incantations, optional.
What? You guys don't have to do the goat sacrifice too? Man, you're
gettin' off easy.
vehicle, then
> > spit three times before trying to start it.
>
> I thought it was walk three times widdershins, spit once.
> Lifting the hood and muttering obscure incantations, optional.
What? You guys don't have to do the goat sacrifice too? Man, you're
gettin' off easy.
08-03-2006, 08:20 AM
#43
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Re: 88 XJ won't start
> > You forgot the part about walking one complete circle around the
vehicle, then
> > spit three times before trying to start it.
>
> I thought it was walk three times widdershins, spit once.
> Lifting the hood and muttering obscure incantations, optional.
What? You guys don't have to do the goat sacrifice too? Man, you're
gettin' off easy.
vehicle, then
> > spit three times before trying to start it.
>
> I thought it was walk three times widdershins, spit once.
> Lifting the hood and muttering obscure incantations, optional.
What? You guys don't have to do the goat sacrifice too? Man, you're
gettin' off easy.
08-03-2006, 08:20 AM
#44
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Re: 88 XJ won't start
> > You forgot the part about walking one complete circle around the
vehicle, then
> > spit three times before trying to start it.
>
> I thought it was walk three times widdershins, spit once.
> Lifting the hood and muttering obscure incantations, optional.
What? You guys don't have to do the goat sacrifice too? Man, you're
gettin' off easy.
vehicle, then
> > spit three times before trying to start it.
>
> I thought it was walk three times widdershins, spit once.
> Lifting the hood and muttering obscure incantations, optional.
What? You guys don't have to do the goat sacrifice too? Man, you're
gettin' off easy.
08-03-2006, 08:20 AM
#45
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Re: 88 XJ won't start
> > You forgot the part about walking one complete circle around the
vehicle, then
> > spit three times before trying to start it.
>
> I thought it was walk three times widdershins, spit once.
> Lifting the hood and muttering obscure incantations, optional.
What? You guys don't have to do the goat sacrifice too? Man, you're
gettin' off easy.
vehicle, then
> > spit three times before trying to start it.
>
> I thought it was walk three times widdershins, spit once.
> Lifting the hood and muttering obscure incantations, optional.
What? You guys don't have to do the goat sacrifice too? Man, you're
gettin' off easy.
08-03-2006, 08:10 PM
#46
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Re: 88 XJ won't start
Bill Kearney proclaimed:
>>>You forgot the part about walking one complete circle around the
>
> vehicle, then
>
>>>spit three times before trying to start it.
>>
>>I thought it was walk three times widdershins, spit once.
>>Lifting the hood and muttering obscure incantations, optional.
>
>
> What? You guys don't have to do the goat sacrifice too? Man, you're
> gettin' off easy.
>
Well, see there is this guy here that claims Bill stole his boy friend,
and well, I guess he chased Bill down and got the goat back, and since
then goats been sorta scarce lately if you know what I mean.
>>>You forgot the part about walking one complete circle around the
>
> vehicle, then
>
>>>spit three times before trying to start it.
>>
>>I thought it was walk three times widdershins, spit once.
>>Lifting the hood and muttering obscure incantations, optional.
>
>
> What? You guys don't have to do the goat sacrifice too? Man, you're
> gettin' off easy.
>
Well, see there is this guy here that claims Bill stole his boy friend,
and well, I guess he chased Bill down and got the goat back, and since
then goats been sorta scarce lately if you know what I mean.
08-03-2006, 08:10 PM
#47
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Re: 88 XJ won't start
Bill Kearney proclaimed:
>>>You forgot the part about walking one complete circle around the
>
> vehicle, then
>
>>>spit three times before trying to start it.
>>
>>I thought it was walk three times widdershins, spit once.
>>Lifting the hood and muttering obscure incantations, optional.
>
>
> What? You guys don't have to do the goat sacrifice too? Man, you're
> gettin' off easy.
>
Well, see there is this guy here that claims Bill stole his boy friend,
and well, I guess he chased Bill down and got the goat back, and since
then goats been sorta scarce lately if you know what I mean.
>>>You forgot the part about walking one complete circle around the
>
> vehicle, then
>
>>>spit three times before trying to start it.
>>
>>I thought it was walk three times widdershins, spit once.
>>Lifting the hood and muttering obscure incantations, optional.
>
>
> What? You guys don't have to do the goat sacrifice too? Man, you're
> gettin' off easy.
>
Well, see there is this guy here that claims Bill stole his boy friend,
and well, I guess he chased Bill down and got the goat back, and since
then goats been sorta scarce lately if you know what I mean.
08-03-2006, 08:10 PM
#48
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Re: 88 XJ won't start
Bill Kearney proclaimed:
>>>You forgot the part about walking one complete circle around the
>
> vehicle, then
>
>>>spit three times before trying to start it.
>>
>>I thought it was walk three times widdershins, spit once.
>>Lifting the hood and muttering obscure incantations, optional.
>
>
> What? You guys don't have to do the goat sacrifice too? Man, you're
> gettin' off easy.
>
Well, see there is this guy here that claims Bill stole his boy friend,
and well, I guess he chased Bill down and got the goat back, and since
then goats been sorta scarce lately if you know what I mean.
>>>You forgot the part about walking one complete circle around the
>
> vehicle, then
>
>>>spit three times before trying to start it.
>>
>>I thought it was walk three times widdershins, spit once.
>>Lifting the hood and muttering obscure incantations, optional.
>
>
> What? You guys don't have to do the goat sacrifice too? Man, you're
> gettin' off easy.
>
Well, see there is this guy here that claims Bill stole his boy friend,
and well, I guess he chased Bill down and got the goat back, and since
then goats been sorta scarce lately if you know what I mean.
08-03-2006, 08:10 PM
#49
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Re: 88 XJ won't start
Bill Kearney proclaimed:
>>>You forgot the part about walking one complete circle around the
>
> vehicle, then
>
>>>spit three times before trying to start it.
>>
>>I thought it was walk three times widdershins, spit once.
>>Lifting the hood and muttering obscure incantations, optional.
>
>
> What? You guys don't have to do the goat sacrifice too? Man, you're
> gettin' off easy.
>
Well, see there is this guy here that claims Bill stole his boy friend,
and well, I guess he chased Bill down and got the goat back, and since
then goats been sorta scarce lately if you know what I mean.
>>>You forgot the part about walking one complete circle around the
>
> vehicle, then
>
>>>spit three times before trying to start it.
>>
>>I thought it was walk three times widdershins, spit once.
>>Lifting the hood and muttering obscure incantations, optional.
>
>
> What? You guys don't have to do the goat sacrifice too? Man, you're
> gettin' off easy.
>
Well, see there is this guy here that claims Bill stole his boy friend,
and well, I guess he chased Bill down and got the goat back, and since
then goats been sorta scarce lately if you know what I mean.
08-03-2006, 08:40 PM
#50
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Re: 88 XJ won't start
Lon, that is about as funny now as when you first told this type of joke
back on your elementary school play grounds.
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
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Lon wrote:
><snip foul mouth>
back on your elementary school play grounds.
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
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Lon wrote:
><snip foul mouth>
