4wd.com catalog
11-02-2007, 02:21 PM
#31
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Re: 4wd.com catalog
I think Greg was OK, the legal age of consent up here is 14...
Mike
86/00 CJ7 Laredo, 33x9.5 BFG Muds, 'glass nose to tail in '00
88 Cherokee 235 BFG AT's - Gone to the rust pile...
c wrote:
> It's scary how much you and I think alike. :-)
>
> Chris
>
> Matt Macchiarolo wrote:
>> Before I comment, I need to know the age of consent in that state...
>>
>> "Greg" <greglc84@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:ZwlWi.167310$th2.59800@pd7urf3no...
>>> I was wheeling with some people, we were all winching ourselves out
>>> of this big ditch with a 2' log on the other side, when out of a
>>> cherokee jumps this tiny little 16 or 17 year old in the smallest
>>> jean mini skirt I've ever seen and pink thongs, ( on her feet that is
>>> ) don't know where she thought she was going that day.
>>>
>>> "Earle Horton" <123456@nospam.com> wrote in message
>>> news:472935e3$0$26476$88260bb3@free.teranews.com.. .
>>>> Just got the new 4wd.com catalog today. Gotta get one of those
>>>> for my Jeep. Set of chrome wheels, I mean. ˇAy, ay ay! Better
>>>> stop thinking about it. I just became a grandfather for the
>>>> second time. How many of you ladies wear high heels Jeeping?
>>>>
>>>> Cheers,
>>>>
>>>> Earle
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> --
>>>> Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com
>>>>
>>>
>>
>>
Mike
86/00 CJ7 Laredo, 33x9.5 BFG Muds, 'glass nose to tail in '00
88 Cherokee 235 BFG AT's - Gone to the rust pile...
c wrote:
> It's scary how much you and I think alike. :-)
>
> Chris
>
> Matt Macchiarolo wrote:
>> Before I comment, I need to know the age of consent in that state...
>>
>> "Greg" <greglc84@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:ZwlWi.167310$th2.59800@pd7urf3no...
>>> I was wheeling with some people, we were all winching ourselves out
>>> of this big ditch with a 2' log on the other side, when out of a
>>> cherokee jumps this tiny little 16 or 17 year old in the smallest
>>> jean mini skirt I've ever seen and pink thongs, ( on her feet that is
>>> ) don't know where she thought she was going that day.
>>>
>>> "Earle Horton" <123456@nospam.com> wrote in message
>>> news:472935e3$0$26476$88260bb3@free.teranews.com.. .
>>>> Just got the new 4wd.com catalog today. Gotta get one of those
>>>> for my Jeep. Set of chrome wheels, I mean. ˇAy, ay ay! Better
>>>> stop thinking about it. I just became a grandfather for the
>>>> second time. How many of you ladies wear high heels Jeeping?
>>>>
>>>> Cheers,
>>>>
>>>> Earle
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> --
>>>> Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com
>>>>
>>>
>>
>>
11-03-2007, 04:12 AM
#32
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Re: 4wd.com catalog
On Sat, 03 Nov 2007 00:32:57 -0800, L.W. (Bill) ------ III wrote:
> wedding night
>
> At 85 years of age, Wally married Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old.
> Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their wedding
> she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that
> her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire
> night together.
> After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for bed and the
> expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens
> and there is Wally, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as
> one. All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go
> to sleep.
> After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door,
> and it's Wally. Again he is ready for more "action". Somewhat surprised,
> Lou Anne consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Wally
> kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.
> She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it, Wally is back
> again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for
> more "action". And, once again they enjoy each other. But as Wally gets
> set to leave again, his young bride says to him, "I am thoroughly impressed
> that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with
> guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a
> great lover, Wally."
> Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says: "You mean I
> was here already?"
>
> The moral of the story: Senior moments have their advantages.
That's as old as you are and about as humourous as you are.
Looks like you inherited the ------ family's flair for comedy.
>
> --
> God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
> mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
>
>
> "Earle Horton" <123456@nospam.com> wrote in message
> news:472b5df9$0$26392$88260bb3@free.teranews.com.. .
>>
>> I just wish they would have some consideration for us old coots on the
>> trail, who might not be able to handle it without an extra shot of
>> oxygen and a nitroglycerin tablet. And the catalog cover too. My
>> wife's gonna see that thing!
>>
>> Cheers,
>>
>> Earle
--
Ode To A Madman
In suffering there is a limit; to fearing, none.
-Francis Bacon, essayist,
philosopher, and statesman
(1561-1626)
> wedding night
>
> At 85 years of age, Wally married Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old.
> Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their wedding
> she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that
> her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire
> night together.
> After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for bed and the
> expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens
> and there is Wally, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as
> one. All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go
> to sleep.
> After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door,
> and it's Wally. Again he is ready for more "action". Somewhat surprised,
> Lou Anne consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Wally
> kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.
> She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it, Wally is back
> again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for
> more "action". And, once again they enjoy each other. But as Wally gets
> set to leave again, his young bride says to him, "I am thoroughly impressed
> that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with
> guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a
> great lover, Wally."
> Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says: "You mean I
> was here already?"
>
> The moral of the story: Senior moments have their advantages.
That's as old as you are and about as humourous as you are.
Looks like you inherited the ------ family's flair for comedy.
>
> --
> God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
> mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
>
>
> "Earle Horton" <123456@nospam.com> wrote in message
> news:472b5df9$0$26392$88260bb3@free.teranews.com.. .
>>
>> I just wish they would have some consideration for us old coots on the
>> trail, who might not be able to handle it without an extra shot of
>> oxygen and a nitroglycerin tablet. And the catalog cover too. My
>> wife's gonna see that thing!
>>
>> Cheers,
>>
>> Earle
--
Ode To A Madman
In suffering there is a limit; to fearing, none.
-Francis Bacon, essayist,
philosopher, and statesman
(1561-1626)
11-03-2007, 04:12 AM
#33
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Re: 4wd.com catalog
On Sat, 03 Nov 2007 00:32:57 -0800, L.W. (Bill) ------ III wrote:
> wedding night
>
> At 85 years of age, Wally married Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old.
> Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their wedding
> she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that
> her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire
> night together.
> After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for bed and the
> expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens
> and there is Wally, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as
> one. All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go
> to sleep.
> After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door,
> and it's Wally. Again he is ready for more "action". Somewhat surprised,
> Lou Anne consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Wally
> kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.
> She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it, Wally is back
> again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for
> more "action". And, once again they enjoy each other. But as Wally gets
> set to leave again, his young bride says to him, "I am thoroughly impressed
> that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with
> guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a
> great lover, Wally."
> Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says: "You mean I
> was here already?"
>
> The moral of the story: Senior moments have their advantages.
That's as old as you are and about as humourous as you are.
Looks like you inherited the ------ family's flair for comedy.
>
> --
> God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
> mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
>
>
> "Earle Horton" <123456@nospam.com> wrote in message
> news:472b5df9$0$26392$88260bb3@free.teranews.com.. .
>>
>> I just wish they would have some consideration for us old coots on the
>> trail, who might not be able to handle it without an extra shot of
>> oxygen and a nitroglycerin tablet. And the catalog cover too. My
>> wife's gonna see that thing!
>>
>> Cheers,
>>
>> Earle
--
Ode To A Madman
In suffering there is a limit; to fearing, none.
-Francis Bacon, essayist,
philosopher, and statesman
(1561-1626)
> wedding night
>
> At 85 years of age, Wally married Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old.
> Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their wedding
> she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that
> her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire
> night together.
> After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for bed and the
> expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens
> and there is Wally, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as
> one. All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go
> to sleep.
> After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door,
> and it's Wally. Again he is ready for more "action". Somewhat surprised,
> Lou Anne consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Wally
> kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.
> She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it, Wally is back
> again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for
> more "action". And, once again they enjoy each other. But as Wally gets
> set to leave again, his young bride says to him, "I am thoroughly impressed
> that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with
> guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a
> great lover, Wally."
> Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says: "You mean I
> was here already?"
>
> The moral of the story: Senior moments have their advantages.
That's as old as you are and about as humourous as you are.
Looks like you inherited the ------ family's flair for comedy.
>
> --
> God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
> mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
>
>
> "Earle Horton" <123456@nospam.com> wrote in message
> news:472b5df9$0$26392$88260bb3@free.teranews.com.. .
>>
>> I just wish they would have some consideration for us old coots on the
>> trail, who might not be able to handle it without an extra shot of
>> oxygen and a nitroglycerin tablet. And the catalog cover too. My
>> wife's gonna see that thing!
>>
>> Cheers,
>>
>> Earle
--
Ode To A Madman
In suffering there is a limit; to fearing, none.
-Francis Bacon, essayist,
philosopher, and statesman
(1561-1626)
11-03-2007, 04:12 AM
#34
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Re: 4wd.com catalog
On Sat, 03 Nov 2007 00:32:57 -0800, L.W. (Bill) ------ III wrote:
> wedding night
>
> At 85 years of age, Wally married Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old.
> Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their wedding
> she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that
> her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire
> night together.
> After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for bed and the
> expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens
> and there is Wally, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as
> one. All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go
> to sleep.
> After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door,
> and it's Wally. Again he is ready for more "action". Somewhat surprised,
> Lou Anne consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Wally
> kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.
> She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it, Wally is back
> again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for
> more "action". And, once again they enjoy each other. But as Wally gets
> set to leave again, his young bride says to him, "I am thoroughly impressed
> that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with
> guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a
> great lover, Wally."
> Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says: "You mean I
> was here already?"
>
> The moral of the story: Senior moments have their advantages.
That's as old as you are and about as humourous as you are.
Looks like you inherited the ------ family's flair for comedy.
>
> --
> God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
> mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
>
>
> "Earle Horton" <123456@nospam.com> wrote in message
> news:472b5df9$0$26392$88260bb3@free.teranews.com.. .
>>
>> I just wish they would have some consideration for us old coots on the
>> trail, who might not be able to handle it without an extra shot of
>> oxygen and a nitroglycerin tablet. And the catalog cover too. My
>> wife's gonna see that thing!
>>
>> Cheers,
>>
>> Earle
--
Ode To A Madman
In suffering there is a limit; to fearing, none.
-Francis Bacon, essayist,
philosopher, and statesman
(1561-1626)
> wedding night
>
> At 85 years of age, Wally married Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old.
> Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their wedding
> she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that
> her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire
> night together.
> After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for bed and the
> expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens
> and there is Wally, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as
> one. All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go
> to sleep.
> After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door,
> and it's Wally. Again he is ready for more "action". Somewhat surprised,
> Lou Anne consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Wally
> kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.
> She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it, Wally is back
> again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for
> more "action". And, once again they enjoy each other. But as Wally gets
> set to leave again, his young bride says to him, "I am thoroughly impressed
> that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with
> guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a
> great lover, Wally."
> Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says: "You mean I
> was here already?"
>
> The moral of the story: Senior moments have their advantages.
That's as old as you are and about as humourous as you are.
Looks like you inherited the ------ family's flair for comedy.
>
> --
> God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
> mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
>
>
> "Earle Horton" <123456@nospam.com> wrote in message
> news:472b5df9$0$26392$88260bb3@free.teranews.com.. .
>>
>> I just wish they would have some consideration for us old coots on the
>> trail, who might not be able to handle it without an extra shot of
>> oxygen and a nitroglycerin tablet. And the catalog cover too. My
>> wife's gonna see that thing!
>>
>> Cheers,
>>
>> Earle
--
Ode To A Madman
In suffering there is a limit; to fearing, none.
-Francis Bacon, essayist,
philosopher, and statesman
(1561-1626)
11-03-2007, 04:20 AM
#35
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Posts: n/a
Re: 4wd.com catalog
Pink Freud©® <drive-in-lobotomies@trepanation.calm> wrote in
news:pan.2007.11.03.05.12.52.69263@trepanation.cal m:
> On Sat, 03 Nov 2007 00:32:57 -0800, L.W. (Bill) ------ III wrote:
>
>> wedding night
>>
>> At 85 years of age, Wally married Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old.
>> Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their
>> wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is
>> concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if
>> they spend the entire night together.
>> After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for bed
>> and the
>> expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door
>> opens and there is Wally, her 85 year old groom, ready for action.
>> They unite as one. All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and
>> she prepares to go to sleep.
>> After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom
>> door,
>> and it's Wally. Again he is ready for more "action". Somewhat
>> surprised, Lou Anne consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds
>> are done, Wally kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and
>> leaves.
>> She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it, Wally
>> is back
>> again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready
>> for more "action". And, once again they enjoy each other. But as
>> Wally gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, "I am
>> thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so
>> often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were
>> only good once. You are truly a great lover, Wally."
>> Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says: "You
>> mean I
>> was here already?"
>>
>> The moral of the story: Senior moments have their advantages.
>
>
> That's as old as you are and about as humourous as you are.
>
> Looks like you inherited the ------ family's flair for comedy.
Goat----er *is* an old joke.
news:pan.2007.11.03.05.12.52.69263@trepanation.cal m:
> On Sat, 03 Nov 2007 00:32:57 -0800, L.W. (Bill) ------ III wrote:
>
>> wedding night
>>
>> At 85 years of age, Wally married Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old.
>> Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their
>> wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is
>> concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if
>> they spend the entire night together.
>> After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for bed
>> and the
>> expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door
>> opens and there is Wally, her 85 year old groom, ready for action.
>> They unite as one. All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and
>> she prepares to go to sleep.
>> After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom
>> door,
>> and it's Wally. Again he is ready for more "action". Somewhat
>> surprised, Lou Anne consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds
>> are done, Wally kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and
>> leaves.
>> She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it, Wally
>> is back
>> again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready
>> for more "action". And, once again they enjoy each other. But as
>> Wally gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, "I am
>> thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so
>> often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were
>> only good once. You are truly a great lover, Wally."
>> Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says: "You
>> mean I
>> was here already?"
>>
>> The moral of the story: Senior moments have their advantages.
>
>
> That's as old as you are and about as humourous as you are.
>
> Looks like you inherited the ------ family's flair for comedy.
Goat----er *is* an old joke.
11-03-2007, 04:20 AM
#36
Guest
Posts: n/a
Re: 4wd.com catalog
Pink Freud©® <drive-in-lobotomies@trepanation.calm> wrote in
news:pan.2007.11.03.05.12.52.69263@trepanation.cal m:
> On Sat, 03 Nov 2007 00:32:57 -0800, L.W. (Bill) ------ III wrote:
>
>> wedding night
>>
>> At 85 years of age, Wally married Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old.
>> Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their
>> wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is
>> concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if
>> they spend the entire night together.
>> After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for bed
>> and the
>> expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door
>> opens and there is Wally, her 85 year old groom, ready for action.
>> They unite as one. All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and
>> she prepares to go to sleep.
>> After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom
>> door,
>> and it's Wally. Again he is ready for more "action". Somewhat
>> surprised, Lou Anne consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds
>> are done, Wally kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and
>> leaves.
>> She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it, Wally
>> is back
>> again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready
>> for more "action". And, once again they enjoy each other. But as
>> Wally gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, "I am
>> thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so
>> often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were
>> only good once. You are truly a great lover, Wally."
>> Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says: "You
>> mean I
>> was here already?"
>>
>> The moral of the story: Senior moments have their advantages.
>
>
> That's as old as you are and about as humourous as you are.
>
> Looks like you inherited the ------ family's flair for comedy.
Goat----er *is* an old joke.
news:pan.2007.11.03.05.12.52.69263@trepanation.cal m:
> On Sat, 03 Nov 2007 00:32:57 -0800, L.W. (Bill) ------ III wrote:
>
>> wedding night
>>
>> At 85 years of age, Wally married Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old.
>> Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their
>> wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is
>> concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if
>> they spend the entire night together.
>> After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for bed
>> and the
>> expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door
>> opens and there is Wally, her 85 year old groom, ready for action.
>> They unite as one. All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and
>> she prepares to go to sleep.
>> After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom
>> door,
>> and it's Wally. Again he is ready for more "action". Somewhat
>> surprised, Lou Anne consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds
>> are done, Wally kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and
>> leaves.
>> She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it, Wally
>> is back
>> again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready
>> for more "action". And, once again they enjoy each other. But as
>> Wally gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, "I am
>> thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so
>> often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were
>> only good once. You are truly a great lover, Wally."
>> Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says: "You
>> mean I
>> was here already?"
>>
>> The moral of the story: Senior moments have their advantages.
>
>
> That's as old as you are and about as humourous as you are.
>
> Looks like you inherited the ------ family's flair for comedy.
Goat----er *is* an old joke.
11-03-2007, 04:20 AM
#37
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Re: 4wd.com catalog
Pink Freud©® <drive-in-lobotomies@trepanation.calm> wrote in
news:pan.2007.11.03.05.12.52.69263@trepanation.cal m:
> On Sat, 03 Nov 2007 00:32:57 -0800, L.W. (Bill) ------ III wrote:
>
>> wedding night
>>
>> At 85 years of age, Wally married Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old.
>> Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their
>> wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is
>> concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if
>> they spend the entire night together.
>> After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for bed
>> and the
>> expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door
>> opens and there is Wally, her 85 year old groom, ready for action.
>> They unite as one. All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and
>> she prepares to go to sleep.
>> After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom
>> door,
>> and it's Wally. Again he is ready for more "action". Somewhat
>> surprised, Lou Anne consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds
>> are done, Wally kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and
>> leaves.
>> She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it, Wally
>> is back
>> again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready
>> for more "action". And, once again they enjoy each other. But as
>> Wally gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, "I am
>> thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so
>> often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were
>> only good once. You are truly a great lover, Wally."
>> Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says: "You
>> mean I
>> was here already?"
>>
>> The moral of the story: Senior moments have their advantages.
>
>
> That's as old as you are and about as humourous as you are.
>
> Looks like you inherited the ------ family's flair for comedy.
Goat----er *is* an old joke.
news:pan.2007.11.03.05.12.52.69263@trepanation.cal m:
> On Sat, 03 Nov 2007 00:32:57 -0800, L.W. (Bill) ------ III wrote:
>
>> wedding night
>>
>> At 85 years of age, Wally married Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old.
>> Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their
>> wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is
>> concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if
>> they spend the entire night together.
>> After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for bed
>> and the
>> expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door
>> opens and there is Wally, her 85 year old groom, ready for action.
>> They unite as one. All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and
>> she prepares to go to sleep.
>> After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom
>> door,
>> and it's Wally. Again he is ready for more "action". Somewhat
>> surprised, Lou Anne consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds
>> are done, Wally kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and
>> leaves.
>> She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it, Wally
>> is back
>> again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready
>> for more "action". And, once again they enjoy each other. But as
>> Wally gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, "I am
>> thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so
>> often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were
>> only good once. You are truly a great lover, Wally."
>> Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says: "You
>> mean I
>> was here already?"
>>
>> The moral of the story: Senior moments have their advantages.
>
>
> That's as old as you are and about as humourous as you are.
>
> Looks like you inherited the ------ family's flair for comedy.
Goat----er *is* an old joke.
11-03-2007, 04:32 AM
#38
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Re: 4wd.com catalog
wedding night
At 85 years of age, Wally married Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old.
Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their wedding
she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that
her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire
night together.
After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for bed and the
expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens
and there is Wally, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as
one. All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go
to sleep.
After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door,
and it's Wally. Again he is ready for more "action". Somewhat surprised,
Lou Anne consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Wally
kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.
She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it, Wally is back
again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for
more "action". And, once again they enjoy each other. But as Wally gets
set to leave again, his young bride says to him, "I am thoroughly impressed
that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with
guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a
great lover, Wally."
Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says: "You mean I
was here already?"
The moral of the story: Senior moments have their advantages.
--
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
"Earle Horton" <123456@nospam.com> wrote in message
news:472b5df9$0$26392$88260bb3@free.teranews.com.. .
>
> I just wish they would have some consideration for us old coots on the
> trail, who might not be able to handle it without an extra shot of
> oxygen and a nitroglycerin tablet. And the catalog cover too. My
> wife's gonna see that thing!
>
> Cheers,
>
> Earle
--
Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com
At 85 years of age, Wally married Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old.
Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their wedding
she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that
her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire
night together.
After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for bed and the
expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens
and there is Wally, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as
one. All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go
to sleep.
After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door,
and it's Wally. Again he is ready for more "action". Somewhat surprised,
Lou Anne consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Wally
kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.
She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it, Wally is back
again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for
more "action". And, once again they enjoy each other. But as Wally gets
set to leave again, his young bride says to him, "I am thoroughly impressed
that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with
guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a
great lover, Wally."
Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says: "You mean I
was here already?"
The moral of the story: Senior moments have their advantages.
--
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
"Earle Horton" <123456@nospam.com> wrote in message
news:472b5df9$0$26392$88260bb3@free.teranews.com.. .
>
> I just wish they would have some consideration for us old coots on the
> trail, who might not be able to handle it without an extra shot of
> oxygen and a nitroglycerin tablet. And the catalog cover too. My
> wife's gonna see that thing!
>
> Cheers,
>
> Earle
--
Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com
11-03-2007, 04:32 AM
#39
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Re: 4wd.com catalog
wedding night
At 85 years of age, Wally married Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old.
Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their wedding
she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that
her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire
night together.
After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for bed and the
expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens
and there is Wally, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as
one. All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go
to sleep.
After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door,
and it's Wally. Again he is ready for more "action". Somewhat surprised,
Lou Anne consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Wally
kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.
She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it, Wally is back
again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for
more "action". And, once again they enjoy each other. But as Wally gets
set to leave again, his young bride says to him, "I am thoroughly impressed
that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with
guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a
great lover, Wally."
Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says: "You mean I
was here already?"
The moral of the story: Senior moments have their advantages.
--
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
"Earle Horton" <123456@nospam.com> wrote in message
news:472b5df9$0$26392$88260bb3@free.teranews.com.. .
>
> I just wish they would have some consideration for us old coots on the
> trail, who might not be able to handle it without an extra shot of
> oxygen and a nitroglycerin tablet. And the catalog cover too. My
> wife's gonna see that thing!
>
> Cheers,
>
> Earle
--
Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com
At 85 years of age, Wally married Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old.
Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their wedding
she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that
her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire
night together.
After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for bed and the
expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens
and there is Wally, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as
one. All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go
to sleep.
After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door,
and it's Wally. Again he is ready for more "action". Somewhat surprised,
Lou Anne consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Wally
kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.
She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it, Wally is back
again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for
more "action". And, once again they enjoy each other. But as Wally gets
set to leave again, his young bride says to him, "I am thoroughly impressed
that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with
guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a
great lover, Wally."
Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says: "You mean I
was here already?"
The moral of the story: Senior moments have their advantages.
--
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
"Earle Horton" <123456@nospam.com> wrote in message
news:472b5df9$0$26392$88260bb3@free.teranews.com.. .
>
> I just wish they would have some consideration for us old coots on the
> trail, who might not be able to handle it without an extra shot of
> oxygen and a nitroglycerin tablet. And the catalog cover too. My
> wife's gonna see that thing!
>
> Cheers,
>
> Earle
--
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11-03-2007, 04:32 AM
#40
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Re: 4wd.com catalog
wedding night
At 85 years of age, Wally married Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old.
Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their wedding
she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that
her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire
night together.
After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for bed and the
expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens
and there is Wally, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as
one. All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go
to sleep.
After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door,
and it's Wally. Again he is ready for more "action". Somewhat surprised,
Lou Anne consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Wally
kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.
She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it, Wally is back
again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for
more "action". And, once again they enjoy each other. But as Wally gets
set to leave again, his young bride says to him, "I am thoroughly impressed
that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with
guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a
great lover, Wally."
Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says: "You mean I
was here already?"
The moral of the story: Senior moments have their advantages.
--
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
"Earle Horton" <123456@nospam.com> wrote in message
news:472b5df9$0$26392$88260bb3@free.teranews.com.. .
>
> I just wish they would have some consideration for us old coots on the
> trail, who might not be able to handle it without an extra shot of
> oxygen and a nitroglycerin tablet. And the catalog cover too. My
> wife's gonna see that thing!
>
> Cheers,
>
> Earle
--
Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com
At 85 years of age, Wally married Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old.
Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their wedding
she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that
her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire
night together.
After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for bed and the
expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens
and there is Wally, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as
one. All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go
to sleep.
After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door,
and it's Wally. Again he is ready for more "action". Somewhat surprised,
Lou Anne consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Wally
kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.
She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it, Wally is back
again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for
more "action". And, once again they enjoy each other. But as Wally gets
set to leave again, his young bride says to him, "I am thoroughly impressed
that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with
guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a
great lover, Wally."
Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says: "You mean I
was here already?"
The moral of the story: Senior moments have their advantages.
--
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
"Earle Horton" <123456@nospam.com> wrote in message
news:472b5df9$0$26392$88260bb3@free.teranews.com.. .
>
> I just wish they would have some consideration for us old coots on the
> trail, who might not be able to handle it without an extra shot of
> oxygen and a nitroglycerin tablet. And the catalog cover too. My
> wife's gonna see that thing!
>
> Cheers,
>
> Earle
--
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