12 Politically Correct Days of Christmas...OT
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12 Politically Correct Days of Christmas...OT
********The 12 Days, Deconstructed*******************
On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my
potential-acquaintance-rape-survivor gave to me,
TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming.
ELEVEN pipers piping (plus the 18-member pit orchestra made up of members in
good standing of the Musicians Equity Union as called for in their union
contract even though they will not be asked to play a note...)
TEN melanin-deprived testosterone-poisoned scions of the patriarchal ruling
class system leaping,
NINE persons engaged in rhythmic self-expression,
EIGHT economically disadvantaged female persons stealing milk-products from
enslaved Bovine-Americans,
SEVEN endangered swans swimming on federally protected wetlands,
SIX enslaved fowl-Americans producing stolen nonhuman animal products,
FIVE golden symbols of culturally sanctioned enforced domestic incarceration,
(NOTE: after member of the Animal Liberation Front threatened to throw red
paint at my computer, the calling birds, French hens and partridge have been
reintroduced to their native habitat. To avoid further animal-American
enslavement, the remaining gift package has been revised.)
FOUR hours of recorded whale songs,
THREE deconstructionist poets,
TWO Sierra Club calendars printed on recycled processed tree carcasses
and a Spotted Owl activist chained to an old-growth pear tree.
..sig
Best Guess attribution is Bart Taub at Urbana-Champaign, with minor
changes.
--
Selected by Jim Griffith. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@netfunny.com
* * *
Matt Macchiarolo
www.townpeddler.com
www.wolverine4wd.org
http://wolverine4wd.org/rigs/macchiarolo_ml.html
On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my
potential-acquaintance-rape-survivor gave to me,
TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming.
ELEVEN pipers piping (plus the 18-member pit orchestra made up of members in
good standing of the Musicians Equity Union as called for in their union
contract even though they will not be asked to play a note...)
TEN melanin-deprived testosterone-poisoned scions of the patriarchal ruling
class system leaping,
NINE persons engaged in rhythmic self-expression,
EIGHT economically disadvantaged female persons stealing milk-products from
enslaved Bovine-Americans,
SEVEN endangered swans swimming on federally protected wetlands,
SIX enslaved fowl-Americans producing stolen nonhuman animal products,
FIVE golden symbols of culturally sanctioned enforced domestic incarceration,
(NOTE: after member of the Animal Liberation Front threatened to throw red
paint at my computer, the calling birds, French hens and partridge have been
reintroduced to their native habitat. To avoid further animal-American
enslavement, the remaining gift package has been revised.)
FOUR hours of recorded whale songs,
THREE deconstructionist poets,
TWO Sierra Club calendars printed on recycled processed tree carcasses
and a Spotted Owl activist chained to an old-growth pear tree.
..sig
Best Guess attribution is Bart Taub at Urbana-Champaign, with minor
changes.
--
Selected by Jim Griffith. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@netfunny.com
* * *
Matt Macchiarolo
www.townpeddler.com
www.wolverine4wd.org
http://wolverine4wd.org/rigs/macchiarolo_ml.html
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Re: 12 Politically Correct Days of Christmas...OT
Bah Humbug!
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
Matt Macchiarolo wrote:
>
> ********The 12 Days, Deconstructed*******************
>
> On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my
> potential-acquaintance-rape-survivor gave to me,
>
> TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming.
>
> ELEVEN pipers piping (plus the 18-member pit orchestra made up of members in
> good standing of the Musicians Equity Union as called for in their union
> contract even though they will not be asked to play a note...)
>
> TEN melanin-deprived testosterone-poisoned scions of the patriarchal ruling
> class system leaping,
>
> NINE persons engaged in rhythmic self-expression,
>
> EIGHT economically disadvantaged female persons stealing milk-products from
> enslaved Bovine-Americans,
>
> SEVEN endangered swans swimming on federally protected wetlands,
>
> SIX enslaved fowl-Americans producing stolen nonhuman animal products,
>
> FIVE golden symbols of culturally sanctioned enforced domestic incarceration,
>
> (NOTE: after member of the Animal Liberation Front threatened to throw red
> paint at my computer, the calling birds, French hens and partridge have been
> reintroduced to their native habitat. To avoid further animal-American
> enslavement, the remaining gift package has been revised.)
>
> FOUR hours of recorded whale songs,
>
> THREE deconstructionist poets,
>
> TWO Sierra Club calendars printed on recycled processed tree carcasses
>
> and a Spotted Owl activist chained to an old-growth pear tree.
>
> .sig
> Best Guess attribution is Bart Taub at Urbana-Champaign, with minor
> changes.
>
> --
> Selected by Jim Griffith. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@netfunny.com
> * * *
> Matt Macchiarolo
> www.townpeddler.com
> www.wolverine4wd.org
> http://wolverine4wd.org/rigs/macchiarolo_ml.html
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
Matt Macchiarolo wrote:
>
> ********The 12 Days, Deconstructed*******************
>
> On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my
> potential-acquaintance-rape-survivor gave to me,
>
> TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming.
>
> ELEVEN pipers piping (plus the 18-member pit orchestra made up of members in
> good standing of the Musicians Equity Union as called for in their union
> contract even though they will not be asked to play a note...)
>
> TEN melanin-deprived testosterone-poisoned scions of the patriarchal ruling
> class system leaping,
>
> NINE persons engaged in rhythmic self-expression,
>
> EIGHT economically disadvantaged female persons stealing milk-products from
> enslaved Bovine-Americans,
>
> SEVEN endangered swans swimming on federally protected wetlands,
>
> SIX enslaved fowl-Americans producing stolen nonhuman animal products,
>
> FIVE golden symbols of culturally sanctioned enforced domestic incarceration,
>
> (NOTE: after member of the Animal Liberation Front threatened to throw red
> paint at my computer, the calling birds, French hens and partridge have been
> reintroduced to their native habitat. To avoid further animal-American
> enslavement, the remaining gift package has been revised.)
>
> FOUR hours of recorded whale songs,
>
> THREE deconstructionist poets,
>
> TWO Sierra Club calendars printed on recycled processed tree carcasses
>
> and a Spotted Owl activist chained to an old-growth pear tree.
>
> .sig
> Best Guess attribution is Bart Taub at Urbana-Champaign, with minor
> changes.
>
> --
> Selected by Jim Griffith. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@netfunny.com
> * * *
> Matt Macchiarolo
> www.townpeddler.com
> www.wolverine4wd.org
> http://wolverine4wd.org/rigs/macchiarolo_ml.html
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Re: 12 Politically Correct Days of Christmas...OT
Bah Humbug!
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
Matt Macchiarolo wrote:
>
> ********The 12 Days, Deconstructed*******************
>
> On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my
> potential-acquaintance-rape-survivor gave to me,
>
> TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming.
>
> ELEVEN pipers piping (plus the 18-member pit orchestra made up of members in
> good standing of the Musicians Equity Union as called for in their union
> contract even though they will not be asked to play a note...)
>
> TEN melanin-deprived testosterone-poisoned scions of the patriarchal ruling
> class system leaping,
>
> NINE persons engaged in rhythmic self-expression,
>
> EIGHT economically disadvantaged female persons stealing milk-products from
> enslaved Bovine-Americans,
>
> SEVEN endangered swans swimming on federally protected wetlands,
>
> SIX enslaved fowl-Americans producing stolen nonhuman animal products,
>
> FIVE golden symbols of culturally sanctioned enforced domestic incarceration,
>
> (NOTE: after member of the Animal Liberation Front threatened to throw red
> paint at my computer, the calling birds, French hens and partridge have been
> reintroduced to their native habitat. To avoid further animal-American
> enslavement, the remaining gift package has been revised.)
>
> FOUR hours of recorded whale songs,
>
> THREE deconstructionist poets,
>
> TWO Sierra Club calendars printed on recycled processed tree carcasses
>
> and a Spotted Owl activist chained to an old-growth pear tree.
>
> .sig
> Best Guess attribution is Bart Taub at Urbana-Champaign, with minor
> changes.
>
> --
> Selected by Jim Griffith. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@netfunny.com
> * * *
> Matt Macchiarolo
> www.townpeddler.com
> www.wolverine4wd.org
> http://wolverine4wd.org/rigs/macchiarolo_ml.html
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
Matt Macchiarolo wrote:
>
> ********The 12 Days, Deconstructed*******************
>
> On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my
> potential-acquaintance-rape-survivor gave to me,
>
> TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming.
>
> ELEVEN pipers piping (plus the 18-member pit orchestra made up of members in
> good standing of the Musicians Equity Union as called for in their union
> contract even though they will not be asked to play a note...)
>
> TEN melanin-deprived testosterone-poisoned scions of the patriarchal ruling
> class system leaping,
>
> NINE persons engaged in rhythmic self-expression,
>
> EIGHT economically disadvantaged female persons stealing milk-products from
> enslaved Bovine-Americans,
>
> SEVEN endangered swans swimming on federally protected wetlands,
>
> SIX enslaved fowl-Americans producing stolen nonhuman animal products,
>
> FIVE golden symbols of culturally sanctioned enforced domestic incarceration,
>
> (NOTE: after member of the Animal Liberation Front threatened to throw red
> paint at my computer, the calling birds, French hens and partridge have been
> reintroduced to their native habitat. To avoid further animal-American
> enslavement, the remaining gift package has been revised.)
>
> FOUR hours of recorded whale songs,
>
> THREE deconstructionist poets,
>
> TWO Sierra Club calendars printed on recycled processed tree carcasses
>
> and a Spotted Owl activist chained to an old-growth pear tree.
>
> .sig
> Best Guess attribution is Bart Taub at Urbana-Champaign, with minor
> changes.
>
> --
> Selected by Jim Griffith. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@netfunny.com
> * * *
> Matt Macchiarolo
> www.townpeddler.com
> www.wolverine4wd.org
> http://wolverine4wd.org/rigs/macchiarolo_ml.html
Guest
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Re: 12 Politically Correct Days of Christmas...OT
Bah Humbug!
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
Matt Macchiarolo wrote:
>
> ********The 12 Days, Deconstructed*******************
>
> On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my
> potential-acquaintance-rape-survivor gave to me,
>
> TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming.
>
> ELEVEN pipers piping (plus the 18-member pit orchestra made up of members in
> good standing of the Musicians Equity Union as called for in their union
> contract even though they will not be asked to play a note...)
>
> TEN melanin-deprived testosterone-poisoned scions of the patriarchal ruling
> class system leaping,
>
> NINE persons engaged in rhythmic self-expression,
>
> EIGHT economically disadvantaged female persons stealing milk-products from
> enslaved Bovine-Americans,
>
> SEVEN endangered swans swimming on federally protected wetlands,
>
> SIX enslaved fowl-Americans producing stolen nonhuman animal products,
>
> FIVE golden symbols of culturally sanctioned enforced domestic incarceration,
>
> (NOTE: after member of the Animal Liberation Front threatened to throw red
> paint at my computer, the calling birds, French hens and partridge have been
> reintroduced to their native habitat. To avoid further animal-American
> enslavement, the remaining gift package has been revised.)
>
> FOUR hours of recorded whale songs,
>
> THREE deconstructionist poets,
>
> TWO Sierra Club calendars printed on recycled processed tree carcasses
>
> and a Spotted Owl activist chained to an old-growth pear tree.
>
> .sig
> Best Guess attribution is Bart Taub at Urbana-Champaign, with minor
> changes.
>
> --
> Selected by Jim Griffith. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@netfunny.com
> * * *
> Matt Macchiarolo
> www.townpeddler.com
> www.wolverine4wd.org
> http://wolverine4wd.org/rigs/macchiarolo_ml.html
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
Matt Macchiarolo wrote:
>
> ********The 12 Days, Deconstructed*******************
>
> On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my
> potential-acquaintance-rape-survivor gave to me,
>
> TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming.
>
> ELEVEN pipers piping (plus the 18-member pit orchestra made up of members in
> good standing of the Musicians Equity Union as called for in their union
> contract even though they will not be asked to play a note...)
>
> TEN melanin-deprived testosterone-poisoned scions of the patriarchal ruling
> class system leaping,
>
> NINE persons engaged in rhythmic self-expression,
>
> EIGHT economically disadvantaged female persons stealing milk-products from
> enslaved Bovine-Americans,
>
> SEVEN endangered swans swimming on federally protected wetlands,
>
> SIX enslaved fowl-Americans producing stolen nonhuman animal products,
>
> FIVE golden symbols of culturally sanctioned enforced domestic incarceration,
>
> (NOTE: after member of the Animal Liberation Front threatened to throw red
> paint at my computer, the calling birds, French hens and partridge have been
> reintroduced to their native habitat. To avoid further animal-American
> enslavement, the remaining gift package has been revised.)
>
> FOUR hours of recorded whale songs,
>
> THREE deconstructionist poets,
>
> TWO Sierra Club calendars printed on recycled processed tree carcasses
>
> and a Spotted Owl activist chained to an old-growth pear tree.
>
> .sig
> Best Guess attribution is Bart Taub at Urbana-Champaign, with minor
> changes.
>
> --
> Selected by Jim Griffith. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@netfunny.com
> * * *
> Matt Macchiarolo
> www.townpeddler.com
> www.wolverine4wd.org
> http://wolverine4wd.org/rigs/macchiarolo_ml.html
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Re: 12 Politically Correct Days of Christmas...OT
you forgot....bushes a-wacking....conservatives-a-conspiring,
republicans-a-regurgitating, limbaughs-a-doping , ..ask me for more////
"Matt Macchiarolo" <mlmacchia@aol.comspambgon> wrote in message
news:20031205103803.22081.00002289@mb-m17.aol.com...
> ********The 12 Days, Deconstructed*******************
>
> On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my
> potential-acquaintance-rape-survivor gave to me,
>
> TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming.
>
> ELEVEN pipers piping (plus the 18-member pit orchestra made up of members
in
> good standing of the Musicians Equity Union as called for in their union
> contract even though they will not be asked to play a note...)
>
> TEN melanin-deprived testosterone-poisoned scions of the patriarchal
ruling
> class system leaping,
>
> NINE persons engaged in rhythmic self-expression,
>
> EIGHT economically disadvantaged female persons stealing milk-products
from
> enslaved Bovine-Americans,
>
> SEVEN endangered swans swimming on federally protected wetlands,
>
> SIX enslaved fowl-Americans producing stolen nonhuman animal products,
>
> FIVE golden symbols of culturally sanctioned enforced domestic
incarceration,
>
> (NOTE: after member of the Animal Liberation Front threatened to throw red
> paint at my computer, the calling birds, French hens and partridge have
been
> reintroduced to their native habitat. To avoid further animal-American
> enslavement, the remaining gift package has been revised.)
>
> FOUR hours of recorded whale songs,
>
> THREE deconstructionist poets,
>
> TWO Sierra Club calendars printed on recycled processed tree carcasses
>
> and a Spotted Owl activist chained to an old-growth pear tree.
>
> .sig
> Best Guess attribution is Bart Taub at Urbana-Champaign, with minor
> changes.
>
> --
> Selected by Jim Griffith. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to
funny@netfunny.com
> * * *
> Matt Macchiarolo
> www.townpeddler.com
> www.wolverine4wd.org
> http://wolverine4wd.org/rigs/macchiarolo_ml.html
>
>
>
>
republicans-a-regurgitating, limbaughs-a-doping , ..ask me for more////
"Matt Macchiarolo" <mlmacchia@aol.comspambgon> wrote in message
news:20031205103803.22081.00002289@mb-m17.aol.com...
> ********The 12 Days, Deconstructed*******************
>
> On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my
> potential-acquaintance-rape-survivor gave to me,
>
> TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming.
>
> ELEVEN pipers piping (plus the 18-member pit orchestra made up of members
in
> good standing of the Musicians Equity Union as called for in their union
> contract even though they will not be asked to play a note...)
>
> TEN melanin-deprived testosterone-poisoned scions of the patriarchal
ruling
> class system leaping,
>
> NINE persons engaged in rhythmic self-expression,
>
> EIGHT economically disadvantaged female persons stealing milk-products
from
> enslaved Bovine-Americans,
>
> SEVEN endangered swans swimming on federally protected wetlands,
>
> SIX enslaved fowl-Americans producing stolen nonhuman animal products,
>
> FIVE golden symbols of culturally sanctioned enforced domestic
incarceration,
>
> (NOTE: after member of the Animal Liberation Front threatened to throw red
> paint at my computer, the calling birds, French hens and partridge have
been
> reintroduced to their native habitat. To avoid further animal-American
> enslavement, the remaining gift package has been revised.)
>
> FOUR hours of recorded whale songs,
>
> THREE deconstructionist poets,
>
> TWO Sierra Club calendars printed on recycled processed tree carcasses
>
> and a Spotted Owl activist chained to an old-growth pear tree.
>
> .sig
> Best Guess attribution is Bart Taub at Urbana-Champaign, with minor
> changes.
>
> --
> Selected by Jim Griffith. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to
funny@netfunny.com
> * * *
> Matt Macchiarolo
> www.townpeddler.com
> www.wolverine4wd.org
> http://wolverine4wd.org/rigs/macchiarolo_ml.html
>
>
>
>
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Re: 12 Politically Correct Days of Christmas...OT
you forgot....bushes a-wacking....conservatives-a-conspiring,
republicans-a-regurgitating, limbaughs-a-doping , ..ask me for more////
"Matt Macchiarolo" <mlmacchia@aol.comspambgon> wrote in message
news:20031205103803.22081.00002289@mb-m17.aol.com...
> ********The 12 Days, Deconstructed*******************
>
> On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my
> potential-acquaintance-rape-survivor gave to me,
>
> TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming.
>
> ELEVEN pipers piping (plus the 18-member pit orchestra made up of members
in
> good standing of the Musicians Equity Union as called for in their union
> contract even though they will not be asked to play a note...)
>
> TEN melanin-deprived testosterone-poisoned scions of the patriarchal
ruling
> class system leaping,
>
> NINE persons engaged in rhythmic self-expression,
>
> EIGHT economically disadvantaged female persons stealing milk-products
from
> enslaved Bovine-Americans,
>
> SEVEN endangered swans swimming on federally protected wetlands,
>
> SIX enslaved fowl-Americans producing stolen nonhuman animal products,
>
> FIVE golden symbols of culturally sanctioned enforced domestic
incarceration,
>
> (NOTE: after member of the Animal Liberation Front threatened to throw red
> paint at my computer, the calling birds, French hens and partridge have
been
> reintroduced to their native habitat. To avoid further animal-American
> enslavement, the remaining gift package has been revised.)
>
> FOUR hours of recorded whale songs,
>
> THREE deconstructionist poets,
>
> TWO Sierra Club calendars printed on recycled processed tree carcasses
>
> and a Spotted Owl activist chained to an old-growth pear tree.
>
> .sig
> Best Guess attribution is Bart Taub at Urbana-Champaign, with minor
> changes.
>
> --
> Selected by Jim Griffith. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to
funny@netfunny.com
> * * *
> Matt Macchiarolo
> www.townpeddler.com
> www.wolverine4wd.org
> http://wolverine4wd.org/rigs/macchiarolo_ml.html
>
>
>
>
republicans-a-regurgitating, limbaughs-a-doping , ..ask me for more////
"Matt Macchiarolo" <mlmacchia@aol.comspambgon> wrote in message
news:20031205103803.22081.00002289@mb-m17.aol.com...
> ********The 12 Days, Deconstructed*******************
>
> On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my
> potential-acquaintance-rape-survivor gave to me,
>
> TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming.
>
> ELEVEN pipers piping (plus the 18-member pit orchestra made up of members
in
> good standing of the Musicians Equity Union as called for in their union
> contract even though they will not be asked to play a note...)
>
> TEN melanin-deprived testosterone-poisoned scions of the patriarchal
ruling
> class system leaping,
>
> NINE persons engaged in rhythmic self-expression,
>
> EIGHT economically disadvantaged female persons stealing milk-products
from
> enslaved Bovine-Americans,
>
> SEVEN endangered swans swimming on federally protected wetlands,
>
> SIX enslaved fowl-Americans producing stolen nonhuman animal products,
>
> FIVE golden symbols of culturally sanctioned enforced domestic
incarceration,
>
> (NOTE: after member of the Animal Liberation Front threatened to throw red
> paint at my computer, the calling birds, French hens and partridge have
been
> reintroduced to their native habitat. To avoid further animal-American
> enslavement, the remaining gift package has been revised.)
>
> FOUR hours of recorded whale songs,
>
> THREE deconstructionist poets,
>
> TWO Sierra Club calendars printed on recycled processed tree carcasses
>
> and a Spotted Owl activist chained to an old-growth pear tree.
>
> .sig
> Best Guess attribution is Bart Taub at Urbana-Champaign, with minor
> changes.
>
> --
> Selected by Jim Griffith. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to
funny@netfunny.com
> * * *
> Matt Macchiarolo
> www.townpeddler.com
> www.wolverine4wd.org
> http://wolverine4wd.org/rigs/macchiarolo_ml.html
>
>
>
>
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Re: 12 Politically Correct Days of Christmas...OT
you forgot....bushes a-wacking....conservatives-a-conspiring,
republicans-a-regurgitating, limbaughs-a-doping , ..ask me for more////
"Matt Macchiarolo" <mlmacchia@aol.comspambgon> wrote in message
news:20031205103803.22081.00002289@mb-m17.aol.com...
> ********The 12 Days, Deconstructed*******************
>
> On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my
> potential-acquaintance-rape-survivor gave to me,
>
> TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming.
>
> ELEVEN pipers piping (plus the 18-member pit orchestra made up of members
in
> good standing of the Musicians Equity Union as called for in their union
> contract even though they will not be asked to play a note...)
>
> TEN melanin-deprived testosterone-poisoned scions of the patriarchal
ruling
> class system leaping,
>
> NINE persons engaged in rhythmic self-expression,
>
> EIGHT economically disadvantaged female persons stealing milk-products
from
> enslaved Bovine-Americans,
>
> SEVEN endangered swans swimming on federally protected wetlands,
>
> SIX enslaved fowl-Americans producing stolen nonhuman animal products,
>
> FIVE golden symbols of culturally sanctioned enforced domestic
incarceration,
>
> (NOTE: after member of the Animal Liberation Front threatened to throw red
> paint at my computer, the calling birds, French hens and partridge have
been
> reintroduced to their native habitat. To avoid further animal-American
> enslavement, the remaining gift package has been revised.)
>
> FOUR hours of recorded whale songs,
>
> THREE deconstructionist poets,
>
> TWO Sierra Club calendars printed on recycled processed tree carcasses
>
> and a Spotted Owl activist chained to an old-growth pear tree.
>
> .sig
> Best Guess attribution is Bart Taub at Urbana-Champaign, with minor
> changes.
>
> --
> Selected by Jim Griffith. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to
funny@netfunny.com
> * * *
> Matt Macchiarolo
> www.townpeddler.com
> www.wolverine4wd.org
> http://wolverine4wd.org/rigs/macchiarolo_ml.html
>
>
>
>
republicans-a-regurgitating, limbaughs-a-doping , ..ask me for more////
"Matt Macchiarolo" <mlmacchia@aol.comspambgon> wrote in message
news:20031205103803.22081.00002289@mb-m17.aol.com...
> ********The 12 Days, Deconstructed*******************
>
> On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my
> potential-acquaintance-rape-survivor gave to me,
>
> TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming.
>
> ELEVEN pipers piping (plus the 18-member pit orchestra made up of members
in
> good standing of the Musicians Equity Union as called for in their union
> contract even though they will not be asked to play a note...)
>
> TEN melanin-deprived testosterone-poisoned scions of the patriarchal
ruling
> class system leaping,
>
> NINE persons engaged in rhythmic self-expression,
>
> EIGHT economically disadvantaged female persons stealing milk-products
from
> enslaved Bovine-Americans,
>
> SEVEN endangered swans swimming on federally protected wetlands,
>
> SIX enslaved fowl-Americans producing stolen nonhuman animal products,
>
> FIVE golden symbols of culturally sanctioned enforced domestic
incarceration,
>
> (NOTE: after member of the Animal Liberation Front threatened to throw red
> paint at my computer, the calling birds, French hens and partridge have
been
> reintroduced to their native habitat. To avoid further animal-American
> enslavement, the remaining gift package has been revised.)
>
> FOUR hours of recorded whale songs,
>
> THREE deconstructionist poets,
>
> TWO Sierra Club calendars printed on recycled processed tree carcasses
>
> and a Spotted Owl activist chained to an old-growth pear tree.
>
> .sig
> Best Guess attribution is Bart Taub at Urbana-Champaign, with minor
> changes.
>
> --
> Selected by Jim Griffith. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to
funny@netfunny.com
> * * *
> Matt Macchiarolo
> www.townpeddler.com
> www.wolverine4wd.org
> http://wolverine4wd.org/rigs/macchiarolo_ml.html
>
>
>
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