How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Sorry Mods….I know its not GC related…but its funny….

• 1 to change the light bulb and 1 to post that the light bulb has been changed
• 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
• 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
• 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
• 3 to flame the spell checkers
• 4 to correct spelling/grammar flames
• 6 to argue over whether it’s “lightbulb” or “light bulb”
• … another 6 to condemn those 6 as -----retentive
• 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is “lamp”
• 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that “light bulb” is perfectly correct
• 9 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
• 13 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped
• 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum, as without them the night terrors would be just much worse
• 7 to say children don’t wake up during night terrors so it doesn’t matter if the room is dark or light
• 6 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
• 2 to post URL’s where one can see examples of different light bulbs
• 1 to post that the URL’s were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL’s
• 3 to post about links they found from the URL’s that are relevant to adoption and parenting which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
• 7 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add “Me too”
• 12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
• 19 to quote the “Me too’s” to say “Me three”
• 4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ
• 8 to ask what is a “FAQ”
• 4 to say “didn’t we go through this already a short time ago?”
• 14 to say “do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs”
• 1 new forum member to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again
• 1 to post a row of nothing but lightbulb smilies.
• 3 to quote the row of lightbulb smilies and add ‘lol’.
• 2 to quote the row of lightbulb smilies, the ‘lol’, and add 2 rows of assorted smilies.

 

I want to post something witty, but I really don't have the energy after reading that extremely exhausting post.

The Law states that it is a "Head Lamp" or "Tail Lamp" or "Indicator Lamp" depending on where it is on the vehicle.