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Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2007

Cool another award, too bad it's by the ------'s groups.
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/

"Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler" <wrangler@caballista.org> wrote in
message news:fh8l3d$79q$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> <music>
> "20th Century Fox Fanfare"
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z54ynmUPZ5c
> </music>
>
> The time has come to announce the winners of the October 2007 Usenet
> Kook Awards. Envelopes, please!
>
> <music>drumroll</music>
>
> KOOK OF THE MONTH
>
> The winner is...ZANTHIUS AKA DR. DRUGGIE!
>
> 10 votes Zanthius AKA Dr. Druggie
> 06 votes Ernie Primeau
> 01 votes Neither of the above
>
> Congratulations, InZany! Your insistence that you're an alien and that
> you're looking forward to the extinction of humanity were wonderful
> qualifications for this award. Getting in a fight with Alexa, one of the
> few people who might actually believe you, didn't hurt your chances
either.
>
> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
>
> The winner is...CHIEF THRACIAN!
>
> 11 votes Chief Thracian
> 03 votes Petey of alt.folklore.ghost-stories
> 02 votes The poster last in PDX in 2003
> 00 votes None of the above
>
> Congratulations, Chief! Your whining about trolls to AUK, then
threatening
> to netcop the people who were trying to give you a clue made you a runaway
> winner.
>
> COWARD OF THE MONTH
>
> The winner is...BILL ------!
>
> 15 votes Bill ------
> 05 votes Raymond Karczewski
> 01 votes Neither of the above
>
> Congratulations, Bizarro! For the second time in three months your
threats
> of inflicting real-life harm on your online opponents for words on a
screen
> have earned you this award. Good thing for those who wish to recognize
> other deserving individuals that you can only win this award once more
> between now and next August.
>
> JOSEPH BARTLO MEMORIAL PATHETIC ---- PINEAPPLE AWARD
>
> The winner is...BILL ------!
>
> 15 votes Bill ------
> 06 votes Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
> 01 votes Neither of the above
>
> Congratulations again, Bizarro! There is a reason why the "Bill ------
> 'Golden Goat Testicle of Nonsense'" was the runner-up for an award
> recognizing "a pattern of stupidity, idiocy, moronism, silliness,
cretinism
> and general kookery" and this month you displayed that reason in spades!
>
> PALMJOB PADDLE
>
> The winner is...JIM RILEY!
>
> 12 votes Jim Riley
> 10 votes Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
> 00 votes Neither of the above
>
> Congratulations, Jim! Not only were your efforts to suck up to the Big-8
> Management Board mocked by the B8MBies' critics, they were rebuffed by the
> Board itself. So, are you going to bend over again in front of
news.groups
> this month and say, "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"
>
> TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
>
> The winner is...MICHAEL "HOWDY/TRUMPET OF THE LORD" SCHMIDT!
>
> 10 votes Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
> 07 votes Babaloonie posting as nuke lalouche addington
> 01 votes Neither of the above
>
> Congratulations, Howdy! This has been an epic exercise in attention
> seeking for you this month, beginning with your meltdown over the deletion
> of your vanity Wikipedia article (it wasn't any of your USENET enemies; it
> was the Wikipedia editing team, who think you're just not notable enough),
> continuing through your k'lame that one of your accounts was hacked (it
> wasn't; someone merely spoofed your address), and climaxing with your
> advertising a vintage horn in the face of massive mocking. With all that,
> it's no surprise that you defeated a mission poster who has been melting
> down on AUK nonstop for the past two years.
>
> VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
>
> The winner is...ZANTHIUS AKA DR. DRUGGIE!
>
> 18 votes YES
> 00 votes NO
>
> Congratulations again, InZany! While your heterodox ideas about the
> cosmic redshift were what earned you the nomination for this award, your
> other scientific eccentricities certainly helped make you a unanimous
> winner.
>
> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
>
> The winner is...BILL ------!
>
> 21 votes YES
> 00 votes NO
>
> Congratulations a final time, Bizarro! Your crusade to have Databasix
> suffer a USENET Death Penalty certainly /looked/ like it was a rousing
> success--for one day. Too bad it was merely Gary moving over to a new
> server.
>
> SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
>
> The winner is...TIM "THREE ------- WEEKS" THORNE!
>
> 17 votes Tim "Three ------- Weeks" Thorne
> 05 votes Bill ------
> 00 votes Neither of the above
>
> Congratulations, Dimmy! Posting a poll to determine that you pwned
Aratzio
> in a lame war was a real effective tactic. Rilly.
>
> TAR AND FEATHERS
>
> The winner is...THE BIG-8 MANAGEMENT BOARD!
>
> 20 votes YES
> 03 votes NO
>
> Congratulations, B8MBies! Your attempts at "obvious group creation"
didn't
> work so well, especially since there was an active alt.* group who didn't
> think think they needed your help. So, are any of you going to play World
> of Warcraft on a Player vs. Player server any time soon?
>
> MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
>
> The winner is...THE BIG-8 MANAGEMENT BOARD!
>
> 16 votes Big-8 Management Board
> 06 votes Saucerheads of alt.astronomy
>
> Congratulations a second time, B8MBies! Your shared delusions of power
and
> importance, in addition to your imperviousness to legitimate criticism,
> have catapulted you back into this office over its longtime repeat
tenants,
> the Saucerheads. I'd wish you a long term in office, but you might take
> that to mean something else entirely.
>
> This concludes the announcement of the winners of the October 2007
> Usenet Kook Awards. Twenty-seven people submitted twenty-seven ballots.
> One of these was a flame submission from a disenfranchised notorious
> net.kook. Fluffy appreciated the new filler in his litter box.
> Consequently, twenty-six ballots were deemed valid and counted.
>
> See you all next month, when Christmas shopping should be in full swing
all
> over the English-speaking world. Until then, enjoy and all hail Ming,
Bob,
> and Fluffy!
>
> And now, a special recessional in honor of this month's big
w(h)inner--Bill
> ------, who /still/ thinks he's Superman, when in reality he's merely
> Bizarro.
>
> <music>
> "Adventures of Superman Season One Opening Credits"
> http://youtube.com/watch?v=p0B1ufyXOds
> </music>
> --
> The Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler of AUK
> http://www.caballista.org/auk/index.html

Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2007

"Bob Officer" <bobofficers@127.0.0.7> wrote in message
news:igpjj399cemarco1sh3625b50hk61qbkoe@4ax.com...
: On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 04:33:50 +0000 (UTC), in alt.usenet.kooks,
: Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <wrangler@caballista.org> wrote:
:
: ><music>
: >"20th Century Fox Fanfare"
: >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z54ynmUPZ5c
: ></music>
: >
: >The time has come to announce the winners of the October 2007 Usenet
: >Kook Awards. Envelopes, please!
: >
: ><music>drumroll</music>
: >
: >KOOK OF THE MONTH
: >
: > The winner is...ZANTHIUS AKA DR. DRUGGIE!
: >
: > 10 votes Zanthius AKA Dr. Druggie
: > 06 votes Ernie Primeau
: > 01 votes Neither of the above
: >
: >Congratulations, InZany! Your insistence that you're an alien and that
: >you're looking forward to the extinction of humanity were wonderful
: >qualifications for this award. Getting in a fight with Alexa, one of the
: >few people who might actually believe you, didn't hurt your chances
either.
:
: I am sure inZany's response with be to drop another tab of acid and
: "Rant On!".
:

It usually?,
"Take me about 3 to 4 tabs to get-off real good!!!..."
(at least for a couple of days)

:
: >CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
: >
: > The winner is...CHIEF THRACIAN!
: >
: > 11 votes Chief Thracian
: > 03 votes Petey of alt.folklore.ghost-stories
: > 02 votes The poster last in PDX in 2003
: > 00 votes None of the above
: >
: >Congratulations, Chief! Your whining about trolls to AUK, then
threatening
: >to netcop the people who were trying to give you a clue made you a
runaway
: >winner.
: >
: >COWARD OF THE MONTH
: >
: > The winner is...BILL ------!
: >
: > 15 votes Bill ------
: > 05 votes Raymond Karczewski
: > 01 votes Neither of the above
: >
: >Congratulations, Bizarro! For the second time in three months your
threats
: >of inflicting real-life harm on your online opponents for words on a
screen
: >have earned you this award. Good thing for those who wish to recognize
: >other deserving individuals that you can only win this award once more
: >between now and next August.
:
: It will be almost a sure thing bet that Billy LlewdEllen Huges the
: turd will be nominated and win this before the end of next August.
:
: >JOSEPH BARTLO MEMORIAL PATHETIC ---- PINEAPPLE AWARD
: >
: > The winner is...BILL ------!
: >
: > 15 votes Bill ------
: > 06 votes Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
: > 01 votes Neither of the above
: >
: >Congratulations again, Bizarro! There is a reason why the "Bill ------
: >'Golden Goat Testicle of Nonsense'" was the runner-up for an award
: >recognizing "a pattern of stupidity, idiocy, moronism, silliness,
cretinism
: >and general kookery" and this month you displayed that reason in spades!
:
: Two awards... Billy is racking them up! (the only rack Billy will
: have is his Awards.)
:
: >PALMJOB PADDLE
: >
: > The winner is...JIM RILEY!
: >
: > 12 votes Jim Riley
: > 10 votes Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
: > 00 votes Neither of the above
: >
: >Congratulations, Jim! Not only were your efforts to suck up to the Big-8
: >Management Board mocked by the B8MBies' critics, they were rebuffed by
the
: >Board itself. So, are you going to bend over again in front of
news.groups
: >this month and say, "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"
:
: What a kook!
:
: >TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
: >
: > The winner is...MICHAEL "HOWDY/TRUMPET OF THE LORD" SCHMIDT!
: >
: > 10 votes Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
: > 07 votes Babaloonie posting as nuke lalouche addington
: > 01 votes Neither of the above
: >
: >Congratulations, Howdy! This has been an epic exercise in attention
: >seeking for you this month, beginning with your meltdown over the
deletion
: >of your vanity Wikipedia article (it wasn't any of your USENET enemies;
it
: >was the Wikipedia editing team, who think you're just not notable
enough),
: >continuing through your k'lame that one of your accounts was hacked (it
: >wasn't; someone merely spoofed your address), and climaxing with your
: >advertising a vintage horn in the face of massive mocking. With all
that,
: >it's no surprise that you defeated a mission poster who has been melting
: >down on AUK nonstop for the past two years.
: >
: >VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
: >
: > The winner is...ZANTHIUS AKA DR. DRUGGIE!
: >
: > 18 votes YES
: > 00 votes NO
: >
: >Congratulations again, InZany! While your heterodox ideas about the
: >cosmic redshift were what earned you the nomination for this award, your
: >other scientific eccentricities certainly helped make you a unanimous
: >winner.
:
: Trying to disprove the big bang... and this is two for inZany and
: Two for Bizarro Billy...
:
: >GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
: >
: > The winner is...BILL ------!
: >
: > 21 votes YES
: > 00 votes NO
: >
: >Congratulations a final time, Bizarro! Your crusade to have Databasix
: >suffer a USENET Death Penalty certainly /looked/ like it was a rousing
: >success--for one day. Too bad it was merely Gary moving over to a new
: >server.
:
: 3:2 with Bizarro in the lead, followed by inZany and Back in the pack
: is Jim-boy Riley, and "Howdy" the Blower
:
: >SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
: >
: > The winner is...TIM "THREE ------- WEEKS" THORNE!
: >
: > 17 votes Tim "Three ------- Weeks" Thorne
: > 05 votes Bill ------
: > 00 votes Neither of the above
: >
: >Congratulations, Dimmy! Posting a poll to determine that you pwned
Aratzio
: >in a lame war was a real effective tactic. Rilly.
:
: Another Kook Joins the pack...
:
: >TAR AND FEATHERS
: >
: > The winner is...THE BIG-8 MANAGEMENT BOARD!
: >
: > 20 votes YES
: > 03 votes NO
: >
: >Congratulations, B8MBies! Your attempts at "obvious group creation"
didn't
: >work so well, especially since there was an active alt.* group who didn't
: >think think they needed your help. So, are any of you going to play
World
: >of Warcraft on a Player vs. Player server any time soon?
:
: Confusion takes place a group entry, a beast with many arms, legs,
: and mouth, and no common sense joins the races... it isn't going
: anywhere, fast.
:
: >MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
: >
: > The winner is...THE BIG-8 MANAGEMENT BOARD!
: >
: > 16 votes Big-8 Management Board
: > 06 votes Saucerheads of alt.astronomy
: >
: >Congratulations a second time, B8MBies! Your shared delusions of power
and
: >importance, in addition to your imperviousness to legitimate criticism,
: >have catapulted you back into this office over its longtime repeat
tenants,
: >the Saucerheads. I'd wish you a long term in office, but you might take
: >that to mean something else entirely.
:
: Amazing... down to the wire, the Multi-limb Beast pulls mindlessly
: ahead of the pack, leaving Jim-boy, in a daze, marching arm-in-arm
: with a Kook blowing his own horn, 1st across the wire is inZany
: followed by Llewdellen Huges running neck and neck with the mindless
: beast called B*MBie...
:
: >This concludes the announcement of the winners of the October 2007
: >Usenet Kook Awards. Twenty-seven people submitted twenty-seven ballots.
: >One of these was a flame submission from a disenfranchised notorious
: >net.kook. Fluffy appreciated the new filler in his litter box.
: >Consequently, twenty-six ballots were deemed valid and counted.
: >
: >See you all next month, when Christmas shopping should be in full swing
all
: >over the English-speaking world. Until then, enjoy and all hail Ming,
Bob,
: >and Fluffy!
: >
: >And now, a special recessional in honor of this month's big
w(h)inner--Bill
: >------, who /still/ thinks he's Superman, when in reality he's merely
: >Bizarro.
: >
: ><music>
: >"Adventures of Superman Season One Opening Credits"
: >http://youtube.com/watch?v=p0B1ufyXOds
: ></music>
:
: Classic... Anyone got a clip from the Superman Cartoon with Bizarro?
:
:
: --
: Bob Officer
: COOSN-266-06-01986
: Hammer of Thor, Sept 2005

Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2007

"Colonel Jake" <SergeantYork@comcast.net> wrote in message

> It usually?,
> "Take me about 3 to 4 tabs to get-off real good!!!..."
> (at least for a couple of days)

Take 10 "Ape-Man"....

Your Pal,
HJ

Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2007