Re: waste of a jeep
 

Dave Milne <jeep@nospam.milne.info> wrote:

> Took me an hour to get a ticket and another 1/2 hour to get past
> security. Just made it !

Security agent, "I've got good news and bad news."

Dave Milne, "What's the good news?"

Security agent, "You're cleared to get on the plane."

Dave Milne, "What's the bad news?"

Security agent, "You have a very enlarged prostate."

That's one complete exam! <G>



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Re: waste of a jeep
 

Dave Milne <jeep@nospam.milne.info> wrote:

> Took me an hour to get a ticket and another 1/2 hour to get past
> security. Just made it !

Security agent, "I've got good news and bad news."

Dave Milne, "What's the good news?"

Security agent, "You're cleared to get on the plane."

Dave Milne, "What's the bad news?"

Security agent, "You have a very enlarged prostate."

That's one complete exam! <G>



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Re: waste of a jeep
 

Dave Milne <jeep@nospam.milne.info> wrote:

> Took me an hour to get a ticket and another 1/2 hour to get past
> security. Just made it !

Security agent, "I've got good news and bad news."

Dave Milne, "What's the good news?"

Security agent, "You're cleared to get on the plane."

Dave Milne, "What's the bad news?"

Security agent, "You have a very enlarged prostate."

That's one complete exam! <G>



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Re: waste of a jeep
 

>> Took me an hour to get a ticket and another 1/2 hour to get past
>> security. Just made it !
>
> Security agent, "I've got good news and bad news."
>
> Dave Milne, "What's the good news?"
>
> Security agent, "You're cleared to get on the plane."
>
> Dave Milne, "What's the bad news?"
>
> Security agent, "You have a very enlarged prostate."
>
> That's one complete exam! <G>



LMAO!!!

Re: waste of a jeep
 

>> Took me an hour to get a ticket and another 1/2 hour to get past
>> security. Just made it !
>
> Security agent, "I've got good news and bad news."
>
> Dave Milne, "What's the good news?"
>
> Security agent, "You're cleared to get on the plane."
>
> Dave Milne, "What's the bad news?"
>
> Security agent, "You have a very enlarged prostate."
>
> That's one complete exam! <G>



LMAO!!!

Re: waste of a jeep
 

>> Took me an hour to get a ticket and another 1/2 hour to get past
>> security. Just made it !
>
> Security agent, "I've got good news and bad news."
>
> Dave Milne, "What's the good news?"
>
> Security agent, "You're cleared to get on the plane."
>
> Dave Milne, "What's the bad news?"
>
> Security agent, "You have a very enlarged prostate."
>
> That's one complete exam! <G>



LMAO!!!

Re: waste of a jeep
 

>> Took me an hour to get a ticket and another 1/2 hour to get past
>> security. Just made it !
>
> Security agent, "I've got good news and bad news."
>
> Dave Milne, "What's the good news?"
>
> Security agent, "You're cleared to get on the plane."
>
> Dave Milne, "What's the bad news?"
>
> Security agent, "You have a very enlarged prostate."
>
> That's one complete exam! <G>



LMAO!!!