Re: Will you be my lover?
 

Then she'll ask to drive my Jeep, no way!!!


"Erissa" <erissa@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> Young 30's loud-mouthed Wiccan with a shitty attitude and general
> contempt for apathetic, Lexus-worshipping, stuck up Republicans
> seeks same or younger GWF for obnoxious fun times. I am a versatile,
> uninhibited gal who loves --- outside in the woods, in the dirt,
> in the mud, in the yard, on the hood of your mother's car and,
> sometimes, the occasional rubbish bin. Oh yeah... I'm into loud
> noises while doing it. There's nothing like scaring the horses,
> or the neighbors.
>
> I'm not a '10' and am not seeking one. In fact I despise such
> creatures unless you're married and there's a remote chance that I
> can ruin your marriage. General interests include church vandalism,
> ------- and then "outing" closeted members of the clergy, burning
> tires on the lawns of politicians, nice long walks on the beach with
> a gun, late-night camp fires on the front steps of trendy night clubs,
> ------- with cab drivers, making fun of hippies and playing "scratch
> the Mercedes."
>
> The possibility of a companion is not as interesting to me as the idea
> of a --- slave who's into face-sitting, deep -------, butt-licking,
> -----chewing, hair-pulling good times with a scratch or two to remember
> each other by. Sitting on someone's face is one of my favorite yoga
> positions. All things sexual are negotiable.
>
> I live in North Carolina and would prefer not to travel more than
> 300 or so miles. However, if you have red hair I'm willing to
> travel to say, Prague. Men, gym bunnies and other Narcissistic body
> nazis please don't bother responding to me as I will only laugh at
> you and make you feel even more inadequate. If this "no --------"
> attitude of mine sounds interesting to you then I encourage you to drop
> me an email and we can discuss things further.
>
> I will answer ALL emails!
>
> Love ya!
>
> Erissa <erissa@gmail.com>
>
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