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Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, August 2007

Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <wrangler@caballista.org> wrote in
news:fbah1d$954$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:

Forwarded to rec.autos.makers.jeep+willys, alt.astrology,
alt.----nozzles & alt.paranormal...

Pleace to note Goat----er is on the ballot in more than one place.

> Here follows the one true ballot for the August 2007 Usenet Kook
> Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
> burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
> Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
>
> * you are a notorious net.kook
> * you attempt to vote twice
> * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
> * you vote for or against yourself
> * you vote in a thread other than this one
> * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
> * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
> * you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
> * you have officially been declared non-existent
>
> Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
> until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on September 8th to cast your votes.
> Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
>
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>
> JAYNE KULIKAUSKAS "CHUMP OF THE SUMMER" PIN
>
> "Once a year, the voting population will have the opportunity to
> elect an award-recipient for this presigious honour via a write-in
> campaign on the August ballot. Named after "one of Usenet's most
> gullible people of all time" (in her own words) - Jayne Kulikauskas,
> devoted housewife and soc.man sympathiser extrordinaire, who was
> exposed as a fool of epic proportions for two consecutive summers.
>
> (Definition of "CHUMP" - n. A stupid or foolish person; a dolt.)"
>
> Write-in candidate:
>
> RICHARD M. NIXON MEMORIAL "PATHOLOGICAL LIAR" AWARD
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> David Tholen
> Doug "Doogie" Grant
> Edmond Wollmann
> Raymond Karczewski
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> BOBO AWARD
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain--yes, may vote on the question for both
> candidates)
>
> Christopher "Rizler" Smith
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
> Michael Vick
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
> KOOK OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bill ------
> Scott Abraham
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Atlas Bugged
> Bill AKA Respondant
> James Koput
> Sue H. of alt.fan.harry-potter
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> COWARD OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bill ------
> David Tholen
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> LOONEY MAROON AWARD
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Andrew B. Chung
> Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
> Tom Bearden
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> GOLDEN KILLFILE
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> 24Bit of rec.autos.makers.jeep+willys
> Bloxy/Nukleus posting as Librarian
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> JOSEPH BARTLO MEMORIAL PATHETIC ---- PINEAPPLE AWARD
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Charles Lysaght
> Connor Anderson of soc.men
> Tom "Tosser" Bishop
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> PALMJOB PADDLE
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> David Tholen
> Raymond Karczewski
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Alexa Cameron
> Scott Abraham
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> "Singing Starving Stomach" by Andrew Chung
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Atlas Bugged
> Jean-Paul Turcaud
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> David Tholen
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
> SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bill ------
> James Koput AKA Subroutine of alt dot flame
> Tom "Tosser" Bishop
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> TAR AND FEATHERS
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> David Tholen
> Ed Conrad
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bloxy/Nukleus posting as Librarian
> Connor Anderson of soc.men
> Habanero of alt.freemasonry
> Prof._Jonez
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> UNABOMBER SURPRISE
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bill ------
> Jean-Paul Turcaud
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Dale Kelly
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
> BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bill ------
> David Tholen
> Ed Conrad
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Tim "Three ------- Weeks" Thorne, trained by Gary Burnore
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> David Tholen
> Edmond Heinz Wollmann
> Steve Chaney
> Abstain
>
> OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> Bill ------
> Honest John AKA Clockbrain
> Tom "Tosser" Bishop
> Abstain
>
> MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> The Chad Bryant and John Henry Haters of rec.sport.pro-wrestling
> Saucerheads of alt.astronomy
> Abstain
>
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>
> Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow.
>

--
Cujo - The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls
in dfw.*, alt.paranormal, alt.astrology and alt.astrology.metapsych.
COOSN-266-06-01895 - Supreme Holy Overlord of alt.----nozzles
Winner of the 8/2000 & 2/2003 HL&S award & July 2005 Hammer of Thor.
Winning Trainer - Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle - Dec. 2005
"I am the only HOPE of the astrological community." - Edmo misspells
the
word "dope" again.

Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, August 2007

There you go again, the little jealous coward. Who's only way to get
attention is to make a fool of it's self, using foul language, like it did
back in elementary school yard. But, too afraid to use it's name and
address, and take on responsibility like a grown up. Totally worthless!
Crawl back in your hole, like the rest of you low life queer, losers!
I'm just really curious as to who you think will believe your lies over
any responsible man, man enough to list his name and address here and in
every place I know of????? . And we're supposed to take the opinion of a
jealous, anonymous coward? Too afraid to use it's name and address, and take
on responsibility like a grown up. Totally worthless! Crawl back in your
hole, like the rest of you low life, losers!
Oh, and thanks for the ammunition to send abuse at COX and Teranews
block you and other low lifes that use databasix. :-) You've given me reason
to devote my energies to persuading Real News Servers to block everyone from
databasix, I know I've cost them millions in commercial revenues. :-)
It's so easy to win, anyone that's coward automatically wins.
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/

"Cujo DeSockpuppet" <cujo@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
news:fbaocu$oj1$3@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>
> Forwarded to rec.autos.makers.jeep+willys, alt.astrology,
> alt.----nozzles & alt.paranormal...
>
> Pleace to note Goat----er is on the ballot in more than one place.
>

--
Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com

Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, August 2007

Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, August 2007 -- The Evolution of a Huzoid C&P

On Fri, 31 Aug 2007 21:45:45 -0700, L.W. (Bill) ------ III wrote:

> There you go again, the little jealous coward. Who's only way to get
> attention is to make a fool of it's self, using foul language, like it did
> back in elementary school yard. But, too afraid to use it's name and
> address, and take on responsibility like a grown up. Totally worthless!
> Crawl back in your hole, like the rest of you low life queer, losers!
> I'm just really curious as to who you think will believe your lies over
> any responsible man, man enough to list his name and address here and in
> every place I know of????? . And we're supposed to take the opinion of a
> jealous, anonymous coward? Too afraid to use it's name and address, and take
> on responsibility like a grown up. Totally worthless! Crawl back in your
> hole, like the rest of you low life, losers!
> Oh, and thanks for the ammunition to send abuse at COX and Teranews
> block you and other low lifes that use databasix. :-) You've given me reason
> to devote my energies to persuading Real News Servers to block everyone from
> databasix, I know I've cost them millions in commercial revenues. :-)
> It's so easy to win, anyone that's coward automatically wins.
> God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
> mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
>
>
> "Cujo DeSockpuppet" <cujo@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
> news:fbaocu$oj1$3@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>>
>> Forwarded to rec.autos.makers.jeep+willys, alt.astrology,
>> alt.----nozzles & alt.paranormal...
>>
>> Pleace to note Goat----er is on the ballot in more than one place.
>>

Note the technique......

Slowly he adds a sentence or two, does a minimal rewrite, and it will
continue to grow as he loses his recall of what each sentence was
referring to.....

Goat, Billie, goat!

Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, August 2007 -- The Evolution of a Huzoid C&P

This from the biggest spammer of them all! The jealous, really jealous,
I can't believe how jealous this little draft dodging coward schizophrenic
psychopath liar hiding in Vancouver via S0106000ea6ba70e7.vn.shawcable.net
24.86.24.251 intrepidator@shaw.ca who's only way to get attention is to make
a fool of its self using foul language, like it did back in elementary
school yard. But, too afraid to use it's name and address, and take on
responsibility like a grown up. With an obsession with perverts and goats,
where it writes via remailers, @news.alt.net, and cross posts to other
perverts to no one's surprise. With extreme jealous ranting over my
documents, possessions, successes, manliness and fine, Southern California
surfing body, beard, and loving Christian family. Committing forgery over
many of my posts, proving I'm a responsible American man. You remind me of a
little rat dog, like a Mexican Chiwawa with its senseless barking, me too,
me too. You're even more senile than I first thought. And the poor thing,
you're too girlie to take responsibility for yourself again, by signing your
statement like a man.
That really thinks the group's members are so stupid not to know it's
the same coward, posting over and over again using a schizophrenic
psychopath forged up names?
You're not worth any more time when a cut and paste this same
paragraphs it fits so well!
But, now worth a forwarding to: internet.help@shaw.ca,
security@shaw.ca, abuse@shaw.ca, internet.abuse@sjrb.ca, abuse@aioe.org,
admin@cox.net for forgery.
Who said it also likes baby monkeys sucking their -----, like his buddy
posted on an auto picture group at:
news:0u7g43dkje4pdkqi07hl66s8kpifo564k1@4ax.com
I thought this traitor's attacks were just over personal disagreements,
but in reality these attacks stemming from my love of God and America on
Independents Week, I realized you are actually attacking my country, and
that's what you've been doing all along is declaring your hatred for the
United States of America, with each declaration of my signature, but just
too cowardly and stupid to be a ---------. It's America, love it, or leave
it, so keep the f*ck out!
Or let me know when you cross my American border, so I may arrest you!
YOU ARE A TRAITOR and lost all rights to my American border, and
someday I'll have you in jail where you belong! Any time, I'll fly and meant
with other patriots guarding our borders against vermin like you.
Forwarded to: alt.binaries.pictures.autos,
alt.binaries.automobile.pictures groups so they may to see what an a**hole
you, aka SW really is!!!!!
Why don't you call the San Diego Sheriffs Department at 858-974-2020
YOU NEED HELP!
The moral majority say you are not only faggots, but cowards
You wouldn't know about business as you have never succeeded and
anything.
Tell me when you are about to cross my American border and I'll fly up
and arrange at meeting with the U.S. Border patrol and Minutemen for your
arrest, after you give me your name, address, date, and meeting place.
I would appreciate the name and address of these trolls, Square Wheel:
S0106000ea6ba70e7.vn.shawcable.net 24.86.24.251 intrepidator@shaw.ca and
24bit:
12.205.158.32 AT&T WorldNet Services ATT Mediacom Communications Corp. I
will keep your name in confidence, kindly email -------------------- or
LW------@------.net
Sincerely,
Llewellyn W. (Bill) ------ III
--
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/

"Jane Fonda & Ted Turner" <J+T@turnertv.net> wrote in message
news:6jDCi.116251$rX4.39536@pd7urf2no...
>
> Note the technique......
>
> Slowly he adds a sentence or two, does a minimal rewrite, and it will
> continue to grow as he loses his recall of what each sentence was
> referring to.....
>
> Goat, Billie, goat!
>
>
>

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