Re: Is it possible to bypass the CPS (Crankshaft Position Sensor, Crankcase Position Sensor)
 

LMAO THAT IS TOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!1




"Stupendous Man" <spam@trap.com> wrote in message
news:43kjvgF1nov7aU1@individual.net...
> > I would love to just
> > bypass the thing so I can sell it,
>
> No problem.
> You will need a telegraph key, a rubber band, a surplus US Navy URM-43a
> signal generator, a deer antler and an pineapple.
> Tie the antler to the torsion dampener with the rubber band and some
Elmer's
> glue. Place the telegraph key where the antler will tap it on each
> revolution. Wire the telegraph key to the signal generator set for 5500 Hz
> at 4.2V and then shove the pineapple up your ass for trying to hide a
> problem rather than fix it when selling a vehicle.
> --
> Stupendous Man,
> Defender of Freedom, Advocate of Liberty
>
>

Re: Is it possible to bypass the CPS (Crankshaft Position Sensor, Crankcase Position Sensor)
 

LMAO THAT IS TOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!1




"Stupendous Man" <spam@trap.com> wrote in message
news:43kjvgF1nov7aU1@individual.net...
> > I would love to just
> > bypass the thing so I can sell it,
>
> No problem.
> You will need a telegraph key, a rubber band, a surplus US Navy URM-43a
> signal generator, a deer antler and an pineapple.
> Tie the antler to the torsion dampener with the rubber band and some
Elmer's
> glue. Place the telegraph key where the antler will tap it on each
> revolution. Wire the telegraph key to the signal generator set for 5500 Hz
> at 4.2V and then shove the pineapple up your ass for trying to hide a
> problem rather than fix it when selling a vehicle.
> --
> Stupendous Man,
> Defender of Freedom, Advocate of Liberty
>
>

Re: Is it possible to bypass the CPS (Crankshaft Position Sensor, Crankcase Position Sensor)
 

LMAO THAT IS TOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!1




"Stupendous Man" <spam@trap.com> wrote in message
news:43kjvgF1nov7aU1@individual.net...
> > I would love to just
> > bypass the thing so I can sell it,
>
> No problem.
> You will need a telegraph key, a rubber band, a surplus US Navy URM-43a
> signal generator, a deer antler and an pineapple.
> Tie the antler to the torsion dampener with the rubber band and some
Elmer's
> glue. Place the telegraph key where the antler will tap it on each
> revolution. Wire the telegraph key to the signal generator set for 5500 Hz
> at 4.2V and then shove the pineapple up your ass for trying to hide a
> problem rather than fix it when selling a vehicle.
> --
> Stupendous Man,
> Defender of Freedom, Advocate of Liberty
>
>

Re: Is it possible to bypass the CPS (Crankshaft Position Sensor,Crankcase Position Sensor)
 

Is that a 6 pt. antler for a six cylinder?
__________________________________________________ ___________________
2003 TJ Rubicon * 2001 XJ Sport * 1971 Bill Stroppe Baja Bronco

"There is a very fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness'."

Pronunciation: 'jEp Function: noun Date: 1940

Etymology: from g. p. (G= 'Government' P= '80 inch wheelbase')
A small general-purpose motor vehicle with 80" wheelbase, 1/4-ton
capacity and four-wheel drive used by the U.S. army in World War II.
__________________________________________________ ___________________


Stupendous Man wrote:
>>I would love to just
>>bypass the thing so I can sell it,
>
>
> No problem.
> You will need a telegraph key, a rubber band, a surplus US Navy URM-43a
> signal generator, a deer antler and an pineapple.
> Tie the antler to the torsion dampener with the rubber band and some Elmer's
> glue. Place the telegraph key where the antler will tap it on each
> revolution. Wire the telegraph key to the signal generator set for 5500 Hz
> at 4.2V and then shove the pineapple up your ass for trying to hide a
> problem rather than fix it when selling a vehicle.

Re: Is it possible to bypass the CPS (Crankshaft Position Sensor,Crankcase Position Sensor)
 

Is that a 6 pt. antler for a six cylinder?
__________________________________________________ ___________________
2003 TJ Rubicon * 2001 XJ Sport * 1971 Bill Stroppe Baja Bronco

"There is a very fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness'."

Pronunciation: 'jEp Function: noun Date: 1940

Etymology: from g. p. (G= 'Government' P= '80 inch wheelbase')
A small general-purpose motor vehicle with 80" wheelbase, 1/4-ton
capacity and four-wheel drive used by the U.S. army in World War II.
__________________________________________________ ___________________


Stupendous Man wrote:
>>I would love to just
>>bypass the thing so I can sell it,
>
>
> No problem.
> You will need a telegraph key, a rubber band, a surplus US Navy URM-43a
> signal generator, a deer antler and an pineapple.
> Tie the antler to the torsion dampener with the rubber band and some Elmer's
> glue. Place the telegraph key where the antler will tap it on each
> revolution. Wire the telegraph key to the signal generator set for 5500 Hz
> at 4.2V and then shove the pineapple up your ass for trying to hide a
> problem rather than fix it when selling a vehicle.

Re: Is it possible to bypass the CPS (Crankshaft Position Sensor,Crankcase Position Sensor)
 

Is that a 6 pt. antler for a six cylinder?
__________________________________________________ ___________________
2003 TJ Rubicon * 2001 XJ Sport * 1971 Bill Stroppe Baja Bronco

"There is a very fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness'."

Pronunciation: 'jEp Function: noun Date: 1940

Etymology: from g. p. (G= 'Government' P= '80 inch wheelbase')
A small general-purpose motor vehicle with 80" wheelbase, 1/4-ton
capacity and four-wheel drive used by the U.S. army in World War II.
__________________________________________________ ___________________


Stupendous Man wrote:
>>I would love to just
>>bypass the thing so I can sell it,
>
>
> No problem.
> You will need a telegraph key, a rubber band, a surplus US Navy URM-43a
> signal generator, a deer antler and an pineapple.
> Tie the antler to the torsion dampener with the rubber band and some Elmer's
> glue. Place the telegraph key where the antler will tap it on each
> revolution. Wire the telegraph key to the signal generator set for 5500 Hz
> at 4.2V and then shove the pineapple up your ass for trying to hide a
> problem rather than fix it when selling a vehicle.

Re: Is it possible to bypass the CPS (Crankshaft Position Sensor, Crankcase Position Sensor)
 

ROFLMFAO!!

"Stupendous Man" <spam@trap.com> wrote in message
news:43kjvgF1nov7aU1@individual.net...
>> I would love to just
>> bypass the thing so I can sell it,
>
> No problem.
> You will need a telegraph key, a rubber band, a surplus US Navy URM-43a
> signal generator, a deer antler and an pineapple.
> Tie the antler to the torsion dampener with the rubber band and some
> Elmer's glue. Place the telegraph key where the antler will tap it on each
> revolution. Wire the telegraph key to the signal generator set for 5500 Hz
> at 4.2V and then shove the pineapple up your ass for trying to hide a
> problem rather than fix it when selling a vehicle.
> --
> Stupendous Man,
> Defender of Freedom, Advocate of Liberty
>

Re: Is it possible to bypass the CPS (Crankshaft Position Sensor, Crankcase Position Sensor)
 

ROFLMFAO!!

"Stupendous Man" <spam@trap.com> wrote in message
news:43kjvgF1nov7aU1@individual.net...
>> I would love to just
>> bypass the thing so I can sell it,
>
> No problem.
> You will need a telegraph key, a rubber band, a surplus US Navy URM-43a
> signal generator, a deer antler and an pineapple.
> Tie the antler to the torsion dampener with the rubber band and some
> Elmer's glue. Place the telegraph key where the antler will tap it on each
> revolution. Wire the telegraph key to the signal generator set for 5500 Hz
> at 4.2V and then shove the pineapple up your ass for trying to hide a
> problem rather than fix it when selling a vehicle.
> --
> Stupendous Man,
> Defender of Freedom, Advocate of Liberty
>

Re: Is it possible to bypass the CPS (Crankshaft Position Sensor, Crankcase Position Sensor)
 

ROFLMFAO!!

"Stupendous Man" <spam@trap.com> wrote in message
news:43kjvgF1nov7aU1@individual.net...
>> I would love to just
>> bypass the thing so I can sell it,
>
> No problem.
> You will need a telegraph key, a rubber band, a surplus US Navy URM-43a
> signal generator, a deer antler and an pineapple.
> Tie the antler to the torsion dampener with the rubber band and some
> Elmer's glue. Place the telegraph key where the antler will tap it on each
> revolution. Wire the telegraph key to the signal generator set for 5500 Hz
> at 4.2V and then shove the pineapple up your ass for trying to hide a
> problem rather than fix it when selling a vehicle.
> --
> Stupendous Man,
> Defender of Freedom, Advocate of Liberty
>

Re: Is it possible to bypass the CPS (Crankshaft Position Sensor, Crankcase Position Sensor)
 

Wow, with friend like you, who would need an enemy?
This has got to be some sort of joke.

When you think you've heard it all, just log onto the internet!


Jim Smith


"Erich" <rockierubicon@aol.com> wrote in message
news:1138031689.798817.326340@o13g2000cwo.googlegr oups.com...
>I checked for previous topics on this but I did not find one about
> bypassing the CPS. I am selling my 88 Comanche and wouldn't you know
> the damned thing will only start cold, one time and thats it. My
> experience with my 87 tells me its the CPS. I would love to just
> bypass the thing so I can sell it, or at least so I can tell the guy
> buying it that this is what the problem is. He is a friend of mine and
> I am giving him a deal but he is not mechanically inclined so I will
> end up fixing it for him anyway but I would like to wait for spring
> when its a little warmer than 10 degrees outside.
>
> By the way I am new to the group! My name is Erich I live in the
> Rockies and I have had a number of Jeeps over the past 25 years. My
> wife just bought me a 2006 Unlimited so I am learning all about Jeeps
> again.
>
>
> Thanks!
>