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Jeff DeWitt 06-07-2006 12:10 AM

Re: Off Topic today is June 6, 2006
 
I should have made it clear that I didn't write that, it showed up in my
email today... it was too good not to pass on.

Jeff DeWitt


Spdloader wrote:
> You've got WAY too much time on your hands, Jeff.
>
> Surely there's something better to do out there in the "triangle".
>
> Spdloader
>
>
>
> "Jeff DeWitt" <JeffDeWitt@nc.rr.com> wrote in message
> news:Tuqhg.47813$Lg.9448@tornado.southeast.rr.com. ..
>
>>OK, you guys asked for this one <G>
>>
>>OK, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast. But did you know:
>>
>> * $665.95 - Retail price of the Beast
>> * $699.25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% sales tax
>> * $769.95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement
>>soul
>> * $766.25 - Price of the Best with extended 6 year 66,000 mile
>>warranty.
>> * $656.66 - Walmart price of the Beast.
>> * 00666 - Zip code of the Beast.
>> * 1-900-666-0666 - Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now!
>>$6.66/minute. Over 18 please.
>> * Route 666 - Highway of the Beast
>> * 666 F - Oven temperature for roast Beast
>> * 666(k) - Retirement plan of the Beast
>> * 6.66 % - 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast National Bank, $666
>>minimum deposit.
>> * i66686 - CPU of the Beast
>> * 666i - BMW of the Beast
>> * 668 - Next-door neighbor of the Beast
>>
>>
>>
>>L.W.(Bill) ------ III wrote:
>>
>>> Or 666. God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
>>>mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/

>
>
>


Jeff DeWitt 06-07-2006 12:10 AM

Re: Off Topic today is June 6, 2006
 
I should have made it clear that I didn't write that, it showed up in my
email today... it was too good not to pass on.

Jeff DeWitt


Spdloader wrote:
> You've got WAY too much time on your hands, Jeff.
>
> Surely there's something better to do out there in the "triangle".
>
> Spdloader
>
>
>
> "Jeff DeWitt" <JeffDeWitt@nc.rr.com> wrote in message
> news:Tuqhg.47813$Lg.9448@tornado.southeast.rr.com. ..
>
>>OK, you guys asked for this one <G>
>>
>>OK, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast. But did you know:
>>
>> * $665.95 - Retail price of the Beast
>> * $699.25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% sales tax
>> * $769.95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement
>>soul
>> * $766.25 - Price of the Best with extended 6 year 66,000 mile
>>warranty.
>> * $656.66 - Walmart price of the Beast.
>> * 00666 - Zip code of the Beast.
>> * 1-900-666-0666 - Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now!
>>$6.66/minute. Over 18 please.
>> * Route 666 - Highway of the Beast
>> * 666 F - Oven temperature for roast Beast
>> * 666(k) - Retirement plan of the Beast
>> * 6.66 % - 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast National Bank, $666
>>minimum deposit.
>> * i66686 - CPU of the Beast
>> * 666i - BMW of the Beast
>> * 668 - Next-door neighbor of the Beast
>>
>>
>>
>>L.W.(Bill) ------ III wrote:
>>
>>> Or 666. God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
>>>mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/

>
>
>


Jeff DeWitt 06-07-2006 12:10 AM

Re: Off Topic today is June 6, 2006
 
I should have made it clear that I didn't write that, it showed up in my
email today... it was too good not to pass on.

Jeff DeWitt


Spdloader wrote:
> You've got WAY too much time on your hands, Jeff.
>
> Surely there's something better to do out there in the "triangle".
>
> Spdloader
>
>
>
> "Jeff DeWitt" <JeffDeWitt@nc.rr.com> wrote in message
> news:Tuqhg.47813$Lg.9448@tornado.southeast.rr.com. ..
>
>>OK, you guys asked for this one <G>
>>
>>OK, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast. But did you know:
>>
>> * $665.95 - Retail price of the Beast
>> * $699.25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% sales tax
>> * $769.95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement
>>soul
>> * $766.25 - Price of the Best with extended 6 year 66,000 mile
>>warranty.
>> * $656.66 - Walmart price of the Beast.
>> * 00666 - Zip code of the Beast.
>> * 1-900-666-0666 - Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now!
>>$6.66/minute. Over 18 please.
>> * Route 666 - Highway of the Beast
>> * 666 F - Oven temperature for roast Beast
>> * 666(k) - Retirement plan of the Beast
>> * 6.66 % - 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast National Bank, $666
>>minimum deposit.
>> * i66686 - CPU of the Beast
>> * 666i - BMW of the Beast
>> * 668 - Next-door neighbor of the Beast
>>
>>
>>
>>L.W.(Bill) ------ III wrote:
>>
>>> Or 666. God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
>>>mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/

>
>
>


Jeff DeWitt 06-07-2006 12:17 AM

Re: Off Topic today is June 6, 2006
 
Sorry I didn't mention that I didn't write that, I don't want to take
credit for something someone else did, it just showed up in my email
today and was too good not to pass along.

I think I saw a move about US 666, you can imagine what sort of movie it
was <G>. Bunch of PCBS them changing the name of the highway like that.

Are you familiar with this wonderful website?

http://www.us-highways.com/

Of course it lists US 666 along with every other US highway, both
current, former, and just planned but never built.

Jeff DeWitt

Earle Horton wrote:
> You have some spare time, Jeff. I live near the old Route 666, but the U.S.
> government, which is not supposed to have any "law respecting an
> establishment of religion", has changed it to U.S. 491. To add insult to
> injury, Purgatory ski resort has been changed to "Durango Mountain Resort".
> Most locals blame these events on the process of Californication. Let's
> have a moment of silence, for the disappearance of Hell, or at least Hellish
> names, from Earth.
>
> Earle
>
> "Jeff DeWitt" <JeffDeWitt@nc.rr.com> wrote in message
> news:Tuqhg.47813$Lg.9448@tornado.southeast.rr.com. ..
>
>>OK, you guys asked for this one <G>
>>
>>OK, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast. But did you know:
>>
>> * $665.95 - Retail price of the Beast
>> * $699.25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% sales tax
>> * $769.95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and
>>replacement soul
>> * $766.25 - Price of the Best with extended 6 year 66,000 mile
>>warranty.
>> * $656.66 - Walmart price of the Beast.
>> * 00666 - Zip code of the Beast.
>> * 1-900-666-0666 - Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now!
>>$6.66/minute. Over 18 please.
>> * Route 666 - Highway of the Beast
>> * 666 F - Oven temperature for roast Beast
>> * 666(k) - Retirement plan of the Beast
>> * 6.66 % - 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast National
>>Bank, $666 minimum deposit.
>> * i66686 - CPU of the Beast
>> * 666i - BMW of the Beast
>> * 668 - Next-door neighbor of the Beast
>>
>>
>>
>>L.W.(Bill) ------ III wrote:
>>
>>> Or 666.
>>> God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
>>>mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/

>
>
>
>


Jeff DeWitt 06-07-2006 12:17 AM

Re: Off Topic today is June 6, 2006
 
Sorry I didn't mention that I didn't write that, I don't want to take
credit for something someone else did, it just showed up in my email
today and was too good not to pass along.

I think I saw a move about US 666, you can imagine what sort of movie it
was <G>. Bunch of PCBS them changing the name of the highway like that.

Are you familiar with this wonderful website?

http://www.us-highways.com/

Of course it lists US 666 along with every other US highway, both
current, former, and just planned but never built.

Jeff DeWitt

Earle Horton wrote:
> You have some spare time, Jeff. I live near the old Route 666, but the U.S.
> government, which is not supposed to have any "law respecting an
> establishment of religion", has changed it to U.S. 491. To add insult to
> injury, Purgatory ski resort has been changed to "Durango Mountain Resort".
> Most locals blame these events on the process of Californication. Let's
> have a moment of silence, for the disappearance of Hell, or at least Hellish
> names, from Earth.
>
> Earle
>
> "Jeff DeWitt" <JeffDeWitt@nc.rr.com> wrote in message
> news:Tuqhg.47813$Lg.9448@tornado.southeast.rr.com. ..
>
>>OK, you guys asked for this one <G>
>>
>>OK, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast. But did you know:
>>
>> * $665.95 - Retail price of the Beast
>> * $699.25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% sales tax
>> * $769.95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and
>>replacement soul
>> * $766.25 - Price of the Best with extended 6 year 66,000 mile
>>warranty.
>> * $656.66 - Walmart price of the Beast.
>> * 00666 - Zip code of the Beast.
>> * 1-900-666-0666 - Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now!
>>$6.66/minute. Over 18 please.
>> * Route 666 - Highway of the Beast
>> * 666 F - Oven temperature for roast Beast
>> * 666(k) - Retirement plan of the Beast
>> * 6.66 % - 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast National
>>Bank, $666 minimum deposit.
>> * i66686 - CPU of the Beast
>> * 666i - BMW of the Beast
>> * 668 - Next-door neighbor of the Beast
>>
>>
>>
>>L.W.(Bill) ------ III wrote:
>>
>>> Or 666.
>>> God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
>>>mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/

>
>
>
>


Jeff DeWitt 06-07-2006 12:17 AM

Re: Off Topic today is June 6, 2006
 
Sorry I didn't mention that I didn't write that, I don't want to take
credit for something someone else did, it just showed up in my email
today and was too good not to pass along.

I think I saw a move about US 666, you can imagine what sort of movie it
was <G>. Bunch of PCBS them changing the name of the highway like that.

Are you familiar with this wonderful website?

http://www.us-highways.com/

Of course it lists US 666 along with every other US highway, both
current, former, and just planned but never built.

Jeff DeWitt

Earle Horton wrote:
> You have some spare time, Jeff. I live near the old Route 666, but the U.S.
> government, which is not supposed to have any "law respecting an
> establishment of religion", has changed it to U.S. 491. To add insult to
> injury, Purgatory ski resort has been changed to "Durango Mountain Resort".
> Most locals blame these events on the process of Californication. Let's
> have a moment of silence, for the disappearance of Hell, or at least Hellish
> names, from Earth.
>
> Earle
>
> "Jeff DeWitt" <JeffDeWitt@nc.rr.com> wrote in message
> news:Tuqhg.47813$Lg.9448@tornado.southeast.rr.com. ..
>
>>OK, you guys asked for this one <G>
>>
>>OK, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast. But did you know:
>>
>> * $665.95 - Retail price of the Beast
>> * $699.25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% sales tax
>> * $769.95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and
>>replacement soul
>> * $766.25 - Price of the Best with extended 6 year 66,000 mile
>>warranty.
>> * $656.66 - Walmart price of the Beast.
>> * 00666 - Zip code of the Beast.
>> * 1-900-666-0666 - Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now!
>>$6.66/minute. Over 18 please.
>> * Route 666 - Highway of the Beast
>> * 666 F - Oven temperature for roast Beast
>> * 666(k) - Retirement plan of the Beast
>> * 6.66 % - 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast National
>>Bank, $666 minimum deposit.
>> * i66686 - CPU of the Beast
>> * 666i - BMW of the Beast
>> * 668 - Next-door neighbor of the Beast
>>
>>
>>
>>L.W.(Bill) ------ III wrote:
>>
>>> Or 666.
>>> God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
>>>mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/

>
>
>
>


Noneyabusiness 06-07-2006 01:01 AM

Re: Off Topic today is June 6, 2006
 
On Tue, 6 Jun 2006 15:17:52 -0400, "billy ray"
<billy_ray@SPAMfuse.net> wrote:

>Do you are saying that Italians are more evil than the Devil?
>


Not me, just something I saw on the Discovery Channel.

....or was it Arts and Entertainment?

Maybe it was the National Geographic channel?


(And if Italians ARE more evil than Satan, it's just *some* (WW2 era)
Italians <G>.)

(Wait, were Roman Empire era citizens considered "Italian"?!?)
(Was the country referred to as ITALY back then?)
(Do I NEED to keep using brackets?!?)

....

>
>"Noneyabusiness" <TopSecret@Need2No.com> wrote in message
>news:aljb82pmk91aj660otou07s1lllf7emv11@4ax.com.. .
>> On Tue, 06 Jun 2006 10:46:14 -0700, Swedish No Spam
>> <Swedish98@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>The actual 'number of the beast' is 616 (according to scholars that
>>>have re-translated the oroginal writings), but so what, it's all
>>>-------- anyway.
>>>
>>>People will believe in any number of myths, but not in themselves.
>>>
>>>On Tue, 06 Jun 2006 01:23:28 -0700, "L.W.(Bill) ------ III"
>>><----------@cox.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Or 666.
>>>> God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
>>>>mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/

>>
>> And the "beast" was NERO, not Satan.
>>
>> ...

>



Noneyabusiness 06-07-2006 01:01 AM

Re: Off Topic today is June 6, 2006
 
On Tue, 6 Jun 2006 15:17:52 -0400, "billy ray"
<billy_ray@SPAMfuse.net> wrote:

>Do you are saying that Italians are more evil than the Devil?
>


Not me, just something I saw on the Discovery Channel.

....or was it Arts and Entertainment?

Maybe it was the National Geographic channel?


(And if Italians ARE more evil than Satan, it's just *some* (WW2 era)
Italians <G>.)

(Wait, were Roman Empire era citizens considered "Italian"?!?)
(Was the country referred to as ITALY back then?)
(Do I NEED to keep using brackets?!?)

....

>
>"Noneyabusiness" <TopSecret@Need2No.com> wrote in message
>news:aljb82pmk91aj660otou07s1lllf7emv11@4ax.com.. .
>> On Tue, 06 Jun 2006 10:46:14 -0700, Swedish No Spam
>> <Swedish98@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>The actual 'number of the beast' is 616 (according to scholars that
>>>have re-translated the oroginal writings), but so what, it's all
>>>-------- anyway.
>>>
>>>People will believe in any number of myths, but not in themselves.
>>>
>>>On Tue, 06 Jun 2006 01:23:28 -0700, "L.W.(Bill) ------ III"
>>><----------@cox.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Or 666.
>>>> God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
>>>>mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/

>>
>> And the "beast" was NERO, not Satan.
>>
>> ...

>



Noneyabusiness 06-07-2006 01:01 AM

Re: Off Topic today is June 6, 2006
 
On Tue, 6 Jun 2006 15:17:52 -0400, "billy ray"
<billy_ray@SPAMfuse.net> wrote:

>Do you are saying that Italians are more evil than the Devil?
>


Not me, just something I saw on the Discovery Channel.

....or was it Arts and Entertainment?

Maybe it was the National Geographic channel?


(And if Italians ARE more evil than Satan, it's just *some* (WW2 era)
Italians <G>.)

(Wait, were Roman Empire era citizens considered "Italian"?!?)
(Was the country referred to as ITALY back then?)
(Do I NEED to keep using brackets?!?)

....

>
>"Noneyabusiness" <TopSecret@Need2No.com> wrote in message
>news:aljb82pmk91aj660otou07s1lllf7emv11@4ax.com.. .
>> On Tue, 06 Jun 2006 10:46:14 -0700, Swedish No Spam
>> <Swedish98@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>The actual 'number of the beast' is 616 (according to scholars that
>>>have re-translated the oroginal writings), but so what, it's all
>>>-------- anyway.
>>>
>>>People will believe in any number of myths, but not in themselves.
>>>
>>>On Tue, 06 Jun 2006 01:23:28 -0700, "L.W.(Bill) ------ III"
>>><----------@cox.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Or 666.
>>>> God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
>>>>mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/

>>
>> And the "beast" was NERO, not Satan.
>>
>> ...

>



Noneyabusiness 06-07-2006 01:02 AM

Re: Off Topic today is June 6, 2006
 
On Tue, 06 Jun 2006 12:20:07 -0700, XS11E <xs11eNO@SPAMyahoo.com>
wrote:

>Noneyabusiness <TopSecret@Need2No.com> wrote in
>news:aljb82pmk91aj660otou07s1lllf7emv11@4ax.com :
>
>> On Tue, 06 Jun 2006 10:46:14 -0700, Swedish No Spam
>> <Swedish98@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>The actual 'number of the beast' is 616 (according to scholars that
>>>have re-translated the oroginal writings), but so what, it's all
>>>-------- anyway.
>>>
>>>People will believe in any number of myths, but not in themselves.
>>>
>>>On Tue, 06 Jun 2006 01:23:28 -0700, "L.W.(Bill) ------ III"
>>><----------@cox.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Or 666.
>>>> God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O mailto:--------------------
>>>> http://www.----------.com/

>>
>> And the "beast" was NERO, not Satan.

>
>Only for Roxio supporters! <GD&R>


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