Off Road Heaven...
 

OK, I picked up my wife and headed out to happy hour for a few drinks.
About half way to the bar we remembered NY State's new "smoking ban". We
both smoke so the thought of sitting in a bar downing beers without
lighting up lost it's appeal.

On the spur of the moment, we grabbed a 12 pack from the convenience
store and headed "somewhere". We ended up on an old logging trail I
remembered from my youth. It was overgrown with a lot of trees down.
After banging through for about a mile, we came out into a small
clearing.

We just kicked back, turned on the tunes, and shot the ---- for about an
hour. It was great.

We ended up in the back seat, which ain't supposed to happen because
we've been married for like forever. I can't remember a better romp. (I
recall the back seat being bigger when I was in high school, but that
was 25 years and 25 pounds ago!)

Thank God for the smoking ban, Jeeps, and an old logging trail.

OK...your turn.

Re: Off Road Heaven...
 

That says it all..............


"Football God" <footballgod@heaven.com> wrote in message
news:3F7443BC.CB690B36@heaven.com...
> OK, I picked up my wife and headed out to happy hour for a few drinks.
> About half way to the bar we remembered NY State's new "smoking ban". We
> both smoke so the thought of sitting in a bar downing beers without
> lighting up lost it's appeal.
>
> On the spur of the moment, we grabbed a 12 pack from the convenience
> store and headed "somewhere". We ended up on an old logging trail I
> remembered from my youth. It was overgrown with a lot of trees down.
> After banging through for about a mile, we came out into a small
> clearing.
>
> We just kicked back, turned on the tunes, and shot the ---- for about an
> hour. It was great.
>
> We ended up in the back seat, which ain't supposed to happen because
> we've been married for like forever. I can't remember a better romp. (I
> recall the back seat being bigger when I was in high school, but that
> was 25 years and 25 pounds ago!)
>
> Thank God for the smoking ban, Jeeps, and an old logging trail.
>
> OK...your turn.
>

Re: Off Road Heaven...
 

That says it all..............


"Football God" <footballgod@heaven.com> wrote in message
news:3F7443BC.CB690B36@heaven.com...
> OK, I picked up my wife and headed out to happy hour for a few drinks.
> About half way to the bar we remembered NY State's new "smoking ban". We
> both smoke so the thought of sitting in a bar downing beers without
> lighting up lost it's appeal.
>
> On the spur of the moment, we grabbed a 12 pack from the convenience
> store and headed "somewhere". We ended up on an old logging trail I
> remembered from my youth. It was overgrown with a lot of trees down.
> After banging through for about a mile, we came out into a small
> clearing.
>
> We just kicked back, turned on the tunes, and shot the ---- for about an
> hour. It was great.
>
> We ended up in the back seat, which ain't supposed to happen because
> we've been married for like forever. I can't remember a better romp. (I
> recall the back seat being bigger when I was in high school, but that
> was 25 years and 25 pounds ago!)
>
> Thank God for the smoking ban, Jeeps, and an old logging trail.
>
> OK...your turn.
>