Let me tell a little story 'bout a man named Bill
 

Sung to the tune of The Beverly Hillbillies

Let me tell a little story 'bout a man named Bill
He liked to ---- his goats, way up on the hill
Then one day he was sucking on his goat
It let out a baa and shot it down his throat
Goat cum, that is
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