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On Aug 14, 9:37 am, George Dance <georgedanc...@yahoo.ca> wrote:
> On Aug 13, 1:50 am, "Dennis M. Hammes" <scrawlm...@arvig.net> wrote:
>
> > Rik wrote:
> > > Pinku-Sensei wrote:
>
> > >> Steven <thisjukeboxplays33...@yahoo.com> wrote in
> > >>news:1186631102.759344.49000@g12g2000prg.googleg roups.com:
>
> > >>> On Aug 8, 7:21 pm, supern...@rec.antiques.radio+phono wrote:
>
> > >>>> Sporge flooding of rec.antiques.radio+phono will commence in a few
> > >>>> hours.
> > >>>> This will render rec.antiques.radio+phono useless. For an example,
> > >>>> see Sci.Crypt.
> > >>>> Supernews filters out this sporgery spam. Get a better Usenet
> > >>>> experience. Sign up for our risk-free trial today!
>
> > >>>>https://www.supernews.com/signup
>
> > >>>> --
> > >>>> We insert the unchanged organization.
>
> > >>> If you know this melvin, don't give him beer and ---.
>
> > >> This is one of nearly a thousand substantially identical messages sent
> > >> to nearly a thousand newsgroups so far. All of them have followups to
> > >> sci.crypt. Notice that the link below takes one to the 100th page of
> > >> results, where the list of nearly identical messages finally ends..
>
> > >>http://preview.tinyurl.com/2n4ucv
>
> > >> While we (tinw) all know a particularly obnoxious sporger
> > >> (Mmpppffppfmpmffmpp) and there are some things about these posts that
> > >> look like his style, such as forged approvals for moderated groups,
> > >> the targeting of a specific service (in this case Supernews), and the
> > >> use of a different nonsense sentence for both the .sig and
> > >> Organization header for each message, which one would get from
> > >> NewsAgent, the general pattern doesn't look like him. Instead, it
> > >> reminds me ofGigatroll, who would send customized articles to
> > >> hundreds of groups, each crossposted to a single target group in
> > >> addition to the group for which it was customized.
>
> > >> While this current crop of posts is more repetitive in its content yet
> > >> more sophisticated in its generation, it shares some key similarities
> > >> to previousGigatrollfloods, in particular the customization for the
> > >> target ostensible group, the inclusion of a real target group (in this
> > >> case, sci.crypt), and the flooding of hundreds of groups in a single
> > >> day. None of these characterize the sporgeries of
> > >> Mmpppffppfmpmffmpp. Therefore, I don't suspect "the usual suspect".
> > >> Instead, I suspectGigatroll. If so, then he deserves recognition for
> > >> being the busiest (if prodigeously lame) troll on USENET. However,
> > >> I'm willing to wait for other opinions before nominating the lamer.
> > >> Any other hypotheses?
>
> > The "subject" lines, the "content," and the "senders" are all
> > machine-generated. The "content" may seem on occasion to have
> > something to do with something, but the syntax is utterly nonexistent.
>
> > >> BTW, the person who seems to have swallowed hardest on this troll is
> > >> L. Bill ------ III of rec.autos.makers.jeep+willys, who is currently
> > >> on the AUK ballot for Kook of the Month and Goofy Azzed Babboon.
> > >> Message-ID: <46ba9408$0$16364$88260...@free.teranews.com>
>
> > >> I guess he's working on a nomination for the Allisat, too.
>
> > >> Hi, Wild Bill! How's that hook in your lip feel?
>
> > > So how long does an attack generally last?
>
> > > Whoever it is, it's now hit on rec.arts.poems - us rappers need to track
> > > down this sucker so we can take our revenge on it in the traditional
> > > manner - chaining it to a chair and playing endless recorded loops of
> > > mediocre "poems" at it until it draws its last breath.
>
> "??? What's "real life"?" - Dennis Hammes, Aug. 14, 2007
> (on alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk)
>
> Certainly not this bit of fantasy from our "Prof." Hammes:
>
> > Somebody with an apparent name, crosspoasted in by our own Dear
> > George, threatened r.a.p. with such a spooge flood last week.
> > It might have been a swimmer, it might have been a pisswit, I
> > don't remember beyond the threat to "shut down the froup" (unusual)
> > with a "flood." The syntax of the "threat" indicated familiarity
> > with machine generation, or as least with spam remailers.
>
> Not only is "Prof." Hammes unable to remember any details, he's unable
> to produce any such crossposted message. For a good reason; there
> wasn't any.

Another of "Litt D." Hammes' delusions... reminds me of when he was
sure that Barbie Cat was a creation of Tom Bishop's "poetry
generator".

This was of course before Barbie was "fixed", and became the biggest
slurper in r.a.p. history.

"Perhaps I made it sound like I was complaining, however I was doing
just the opposite. This world would be a much better place if
everyone was just a little like Barbara. I am happy and grateful to
be solely owned and operated, declawed and neutered, and
house-broken by her. " -Barbara's Cat

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