How many Jeep owners does it take to change a light bulb?
How many Jeep owners does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the light bulb and to post that it has been changed. Fourteen to share similar experiences and how said light bulb could have been changed differently Seven to caution about the possible dangers of changing light bulbs Six to argue over if it is a "light bulb" or a "light bulb", and another 6 to condemn those 6 as being stupid Two industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp Sixteen know-it-alls, who claim they are in the industry and that light bulb is perfectly correct. Nineteen to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb forum Eleven to defend the posting to this forum, saying that we all use light bulbs, therefore the post is indeed relevant to this forum Thirty-six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy these bulbs, what brand works best for this technique, and what brands are faulty Five people to post pictures of their own light bulbs in the 4x4 forum and One fool to post a binary to this group Fifteen people to post , I can't see their %$#%!*&% light bulbs. Seven people to post URL's where one can see examples of light bulbs Four to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly, and then post the corrections. Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety, including all headers and signatures, and add "Me Too Four people to engage in a diatribe about why top posting is un-cool Five posts to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy Twelve people to say that a real jeep would not have trailered the bulb to the house Four to say that a real jeep owner would have gone and gotten another drink while the old lady changed the light bulb Ninety four people to say that none of the other people were real jeep owners Some knob to start spouting that he is an original 1 percent Four to say "didn't we go through this a short time ago?" Thirteen to say, do a search on light bulbs before posting a question on light bulbs One to ask if it is best to use synthetic oil for the light bulb Twelve people to say that light bulbs don't use oil Four to say that synthetic is always better. Eight to say that synthetic oil will not allow the light bulb to seat properly and will flatten out the bearings One Amsoil salesman to try and get a plug in for his snake oil One to bring politics into the discussion, by adding that the current president is not the brightest bulb Four more to get into personal attacks over their political views One person to ask if the light bulb was obtained from a dealer Three people then chime in that the light bulbs from their aftermarket dealer are just as good and a lot cheaper Two people to say that only a girl would drive a jeep 4 cylinder to the light bulb store. Thirteen people to take anything said about a Jeep personally. One moderator to lock the light bulb thread One forum lurker to post to the original thread 6 whole months from now, and start it all over again -- Coasty |
Re: How many Jeep owners does it take to change a light bulb?
And one idiot to say that the blinker fluid was low, and the light bulb or
lamp was fine. Today, that idiot is me. Chip |
Re: How many Jeep owners does it take to change a light bulb?
And one idiot to say that the blinker fluid was low, and the light bulb or
lamp was fine. Today, that idiot is me. Chip |
Re: How many Jeep owners does it take to change a light bulb?
And one idiot to say that the blinker fluid was low, and the light bulb or
lamp was fine. Today, that idiot is me. Chip |
Re: How many Jeep owners does it take to change a light bulb?
And one idiot to say that the blinker fluid was low, and the light bulb or
lamp was fine. Today, that idiot is me. Chip |
Re: How many Jeep owners does it take to change a light bulb?
On Jun 30, 10:56 am, "Chip" <cjenki...@nospam.neo.rr.com> wrote:
> And one idiot to say that the blinker fluid was low, and the light bulb or > lamp was fine. > > Today, that idiot is me. > > Chip The recommended summer time blinker fluid is #80 gear oil ... the OP was obviously using 10w30 ... or the ground strap between the blinker and the firewall is corroded. |
Re: How many Jeep owners does it take to change a light bulb?
On Jun 30, 10:56 am, "Chip" <cjenki...@nospam.neo.rr.com> wrote:
> And one idiot to say that the blinker fluid was low, and the light bulb or > lamp was fine. > > Today, that idiot is me. > > Chip The recommended summer time blinker fluid is #80 gear oil ... the OP was obviously using 10w30 ... or the ground strap between the blinker and the firewall is corroded. |
Re: How many Jeep owners does it take to change a light bulb?
On Jun 30, 10:56 am, "Chip" <cjenki...@nospam.neo.rr.com> wrote:
> And one idiot to say that the blinker fluid was low, and the light bulb or > lamp was fine. > > Today, that idiot is me. > > Chip The recommended summer time blinker fluid is #80 gear oil ... the OP was obviously using 10w30 ... or the ground strap between the blinker and the firewall is corroded. |
Re: How many Jeep owners does it take to change a light bulb?
On Jun 30, 10:56 am, "Chip" <cjenki...@nospam.neo.rr.com> wrote:
> And one idiot to say that the blinker fluid was low, and the light bulb or > lamp was fine. > > Today, that idiot is me. > > Chip The recommended summer time blinker fluid is #80 gear oil ... the OP was obviously using 10w30 ... or the ground strap between the blinker and the firewall is corroded. |
Re: How many Jeep owners does it take to change a light bulb?
.. . . and the post about goats and what not.
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