A christmas refrain
 

On the twelfth day of Christmas my Jeep gave to me

A slew of dirty words
Eleven on lookers
Ten pound sledge hammers
Nine broken sockets
Eight o clock dinner
Seven pulled mucles
Six foot cheater
Five whacks with a sledge hammer
Four cups of coffee
Three burned fingers
Two busted knuckles
and that sombi... bolt that wouldn't come free.


In the spirit of collaboration, I changed around some of the wording:
On the twelfth day of Christmas my Jeep gave to me

Twelve dull drill bits.
Eleven on lookers
Ten pound sledge hammers
Nine broken sockets
Eight o clock dinner
Seven pulled mucles
Six foot cheater
Five cans of beer
Four letter words
Three burned fingers
Two busted knuckles
and that sombi... bolt that wouldn't come free.

Re: A christmas refrain
 

That's a thing of beauty......
DH

"jbjeep" <jbjeep@saw.net> wrote in message
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> On the twelfth day of Christmas my Jeep gave to me
>
> A slew of dirty words
> Eleven on lookers
> Ten pound sledge hammers
> Nine broken sockets
> Eight o clock dinner
> Seven pulled mucles
> Six foot cheater
> Five whacks with a sledge hammer
> Four cups of coffee
> Three burned fingers
> Two busted knuckles
> and that sombi... bolt that wouldn't come free.
>
>
> In the spirit of collaboration, I changed around some of the wording:
> On the twelfth day of Christmas my Jeep gave to me
>
> Twelve dull drill bits.
> Eleven on lookers
> Ten pound sledge hammers
> Nine broken sockets
> Eight o clock dinner
> Seven pulled mucles
> Six foot cheater
> Five cans of beer
> Four letter words
> Three burned fingers
> Two busted knuckles
> and that sombi... bolt that wouldn't come free.
>

Re: A christmas refrain
 

That's a thing of beauty......
DH

"jbjeep" <jbjeep@saw.net> wrote in message
news:1l9hq1t64onhelfbhoto531brpg2ik57u9@4ax.com...
> On the twelfth day of Christmas my Jeep gave to me
>
> A slew of dirty words
> Eleven on lookers
> Ten pound sledge hammers
> Nine broken sockets
> Eight o clock dinner
> Seven pulled mucles
> Six foot cheater
> Five whacks with a sledge hammer
> Four cups of coffee
> Three burned fingers
> Two busted knuckles
> and that sombi... bolt that wouldn't come free.
>
>
> In the spirit of collaboration, I changed around some of the wording:
> On the twelfth day of Christmas my Jeep gave to me
>
> Twelve dull drill bits.
> Eleven on lookers
> Ten pound sledge hammers
> Nine broken sockets
> Eight o clock dinner
> Seven pulled mucles
> Six foot cheater
> Five cans of beer
> Four letter words
> Three burned fingers
> Two busted knuckles
> and that sombi... bolt that wouldn't come free.
>

Re: A christmas refrain
 

That's a thing of beauty......
DH

"jbjeep" <jbjeep@saw.net> wrote in message
news:1l9hq1t64onhelfbhoto531brpg2ik57u9@4ax.com...
> On the twelfth day of Christmas my Jeep gave to me
>
> A slew of dirty words
> Eleven on lookers
> Ten pound sledge hammers
> Nine broken sockets
> Eight o clock dinner
> Seven pulled mucles
> Six foot cheater
> Five whacks with a sledge hammer
> Four cups of coffee
> Three burned fingers
> Two busted knuckles
> and that sombi... bolt that wouldn't come free.
>
>
> In the spirit of collaboration, I changed around some of the wording:
> On the twelfth day of Christmas my Jeep gave to me
>
> Twelve dull drill bits.
> Eleven on lookers
> Ten pound sledge hammers
> Nine broken sockets
> Eight o clock dinner
> Seven pulled mucles
> Six foot cheater
> Five cans of beer
> Four letter words
> Three burned fingers
> Two busted knuckles
> and that sombi... bolt that wouldn't come free.
>