Re: 12 Politically Correct Days of Christmas...OT
 

ask you to shut up?
E-mail this guy, he'll talk trash with you: parker@learnlink.emory.edu

"attnews" <john .n. allen@worldnet.att.net> wrote in message
news:OMwAb.160783$Ec1.6247995@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> you forgot....bushes a-wacking....conservatives-a-conspiring,
> republicans-a-regurgitating, limbaughs-a-doping , ..ask me for more////
> "Matt Macchiarolo" <mlmacchia@aol.comspambgon> wrote in message
> news:20031205103803.22081.00002289@mb-m17.aol.com...
> > ********The 12 Days, Deconstructed*******************
> >
> > On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my
> > potential-acquaintance-rape-survivor gave to me,
> >
> > TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming.
> >
> > ELEVEN pipers piping (plus the 18-member pit orchestra made up of
members
> in
> > good standing of the Musicians Equity Union as called for in their union
> > contract even though they will not be asked to play a note...)
> >
> > TEN melanin-deprived testosterone-poisoned scions of the patriarchal
> ruling
> > class system leaping,
> >
> > NINE persons engaged in rhythmic self-expression,
> >
> > EIGHT economically disadvantaged female persons stealing milk-products
> from
> > enslaved Bovine-Americans,
> >
> > SEVEN endangered swans swimming on federally protected wetlands,
> >
> > SIX enslaved fowl-Americans producing stolen nonhuman animal products,
> >
> > FIVE golden symbols of culturally sanctioned enforced domestic
> incarceration,
> >
> > (NOTE: after member of the Animal Liberation Front threatened to throw
red
> > paint at my computer, the calling birds, French hens and partridge have
> been
> > reintroduced to their native habitat. To avoid further animal-American
> > enslavement, the remaining gift package has been revised.)
> >
> > FOUR hours of recorded whale songs,
> >
> > THREE deconstructionist poets,
> >
> > TWO Sierra Club calendars printed on recycled processed tree carcasses
> >
> > and a Spotted Owl activist chained to an old-growth pear tree.
> >
> > .sig
> > Best Guess attribution is Bart Taub at Urbana-Champaign, with minor
> > changes.
> >
> > --
> > Selected by Jim Griffith. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to
> funny@netfunny.com
> > * * *
> > Matt Macchiarolo
> > www.townpeddler.com
> > www.wolverine4wd.org
> > http://wolverine4wd.org/rigs/macchiarolo_ml.html
> >
> >
> >
> >
>
>

Re: 12 Politically Correct Days of Christmas...OT
 

ask you to shut up?
E-mail this guy, he'll talk trash with you: parker@learnlink.emory.edu

"attnews" <john .n. allen@worldnet.att.net> wrote in message
news:OMwAb.160783$Ec1.6247995@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> you forgot....bushes a-wacking....conservatives-a-conspiring,
> republicans-a-regurgitating, limbaughs-a-doping , ..ask me for more////
> "Matt Macchiarolo" <mlmacchia@aol.comspambgon> wrote in message
> news:20031205103803.22081.00002289@mb-m17.aol.com...
> > ********The 12 Days, Deconstructed*******************
> >
> > On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my
> > potential-acquaintance-rape-survivor gave to me,
> >
> > TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming.
> >
> > ELEVEN pipers piping (plus the 18-member pit orchestra made up of
members
> in
> > good standing of the Musicians Equity Union as called for in their union
> > contract even though they will not be asked to play a note...)
> >
> > TEN melanin-deprived testosterone-poisoned scions of the patriarchal
> ruling
> > class system leaping,
> >
> > NINE persons engaged in rhythmic self-expression,
> >
> > EIGHT economically disadvantaged female persons stealing milk-products
> from
> > enslaved Bovine-Americans,
> >
> > SEVEN endangered swans swimming on federally protected wetlands,
> >
> > SIX enslaved fowl-Americans producing stolen nonhuman animal products,
> >
> > FIVE golden symbols of culturally sanctioned enforced domestic
> incarceration,
> >
> > (NOTE: after member of the Animal Liberation Front threatened to throw
red
> > paint at my computer, the calling birds, French hens and partridge have
> been
> > reintroduced to their native habitat. To avoid further animal-American
> > enslavement, the remaining gift package has been revised.)
> >
> > FOUR hours of recorded whale songs,
> >
> > THREE deconstructionist poets,
> >
> > TWO Sierra Club calendars printed on recycled processed tree carcasses
> >
> > and a Spotted Owl activist chained to an old-growth pear tree.
> >
> > .sig
> > Best Guess attribution is Bart Taub at Urbana-Champaign, with minor
> > changes.
> >
> > --
> > Selected by Jim Griffith. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to
> funny@netfunny.com
> > * * *
> > Matt Macchiarolo
> > www.townpeddler.com
> > www.wolverine4wd.org
> > http://wolverine4wd.org/rigs/macchiarolo_ml.html
> >
> >
> >
> >
>
>

Re: 12 Politically Correct Days of Christmas...OT
 

ask you to shut up?
E-mail this guy, he'll talk trash with you: parker@learnlink.emory.edu

"attnews" <john .n. allen@worldnet.att.net> wrote in message
news:OMwAb.160783$Ec1.6247995@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> you forgot....bushes a-wacking....conservatives-a-conspiring,
> republicans-a-regurgitating, limbaughs-a-doping , ..ask me for more////
> "Matt Macchiarolo" <mlmacchia@aol.comspambgon> wrote in message
> news:20031205103803.22081.00002289@mb-m17.aol.com...
> > ********The 12 Days, Deconstructed*******************
> >
> > On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my
> > potential-acquaintance-rape-survivor gave to me,
> >
> > TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming.
> >
> > ELEVEN pipers piping (plus the 18-member pit orchestra made up of
members
> in
> > good standing of the Musicians Equity Union as called for in their union
> > contract even though they will not be asked to play a note...)
> >
> > TEN melanin-deprived testosterone-poisoned scions of the patriarchal
> ruling
> > class system leaping,
> >
> > NINE persons engaged in rhythmic self-expression,
> >
> > EIGHT economically disadvantaged female persons stealing milk-products
> from
> > enslaved Bovine-Americans,
> >
> > SEVEN endangered swans swimming on federally protected wetlands,
> >
> > SIX enslaved fowl-Americans producing stolen nonhuman animal products,
> >
> > FIVE golden symbols of culturally sanctioned enforced domestic
> incarceration,
> >
> > (NOTE: after member of the Animal Liberation Front threatened to throw
red
> > paint at my computer, the calling birds, French hens and partridge have
> been
> > reintroduced to their native habitat. To avoid further animal-American
> > enslavement, the remaining gift package has been revised.)
> >
> > FOUR hours of recorded whale songs,
> >
> > THREE deconstructionist poets,
> >
> > TWO Sierra Club calendars printed on recycled processed tree carcasses
> >
> > and a Spotted Owl activist chained to an old-growth pear tree.
> >
> > .sig
> > Best Guess attribution is Bart Taub at Urbana-Champaign, with minor
> > changes.
> >
> > --
> > Selected by Jim Griffith. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to
> funny@netfunny.com
> > * * *
> > Matt Macchiarolo
> > www.townpeddler.com
> > www.wolverine4wd.org
> > http://wolverine4wd.org/rigs/macchiarolo_ml.html
> >
> >
> >
> >
>
>